Dare Corruptor

[Meta Jr]

Kk. I tell him I was bribed and after I beat him up I give him some cash and tell him to go kill Frown.

I dare the next person to come upon my explosion powers.

 

[Kinzer]

Alright, but your explosions suck and I live through it.

I dare the next person to go to a hospital, use the bathroom, not wash their hands, and touch every doorknob in the building.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

OK, it's a TV set of a hospital

I dare someone to go into an airport and get into a debate with a TSA officer about which explosive is the most powerful.

 

[dmastar648]

ok i love talking about halo!
i dare the next person to do thier best friends girlfriend

 

[Karptroopa]

However, my best friend doesn't have a girlfriend, so I show him this and he does your girlfriend, instead.

>:D

I dare the next poster to contribute to the most stupid meme of all time.

 

[Frown]

"dont read this cuz u will be cursed!!!!!!!!!!111 i am a girl who choked on a rock and died and if u dont want me to kill the entire world send this to 999999 people"

I dare you to scroll down.





























































O_O

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

ZOMG IT'S LIKE HE'S STARING INTO MY SOUL!!!

I dare you to stare at a fluorescent lightbulb for 4 straight hours.

 

[Suntan Luigi]

They make me charge mah lazor faster

I dare you to come up with a creative dare

 

[Deleted member]

Okay.

I dare you to report a mod. No, not report to a mod, actually report a moderator.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

OK, you are made a mod and I report you.

I dare you to put on a happy face

 

[Deleted member]

I dare you to report Mic_128.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

OK, I hack into your account to do so.

I dare the next person to have a higher IQ than me (152, I'm kind of obsessing about it right now.)

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

You're on. (160 *****. But everyone knows those IQ tests are phony....)

I dare the next person to come up with more accurate ways to measure one's intellect.

 

[Kinzer]

Take the dumb test lololololol.

I dare somebody to corrupt this dare.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Okay, time for a Metroid Prime 3 quote. "Soon everything will be corrupted... INCLUDING YOU!"

I dare the next person to mess with the rest and bleed like the rest.

 

[Frown]

You're on. (160 *****. But everyone knows those IQ tests are phony....)

ZOMG 160

You have a higher IQ than 99.999% of the population. O_o

I took 2 tests, got 139 and 141 respectively.

WAAAAAAH I'M DUMB

Okay, time for a Metroid Prime 3 quote. "Soon everything will be corrupted... INCLUDING YOU!"

I dare the next person to mess with the rest and bleed like the rest.

ok but u die

I dare you to post a picture of Yoshi and wait for the consequences.

 

[Kinzer]

...Okay...?

I dare the next person to hit me with whatever consequence that's coming my way, I got a freaking egg at the ready!

 

[Deleted member]

Okay, you get AIDS.

I dare the next person to use a Darth Vader avi.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Oh snap!

I dare the next person to join the Dark Side.

 

[Deleted member]

Too late.

I dare the next person to join the Dark Side.

 

[Kinzer]

Alright, I joined the dark side for a nano second.

I dare the next person to say that they're gay in a mall (you shouldn't be offended, gay also means happy!)

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. I do so at 4 AM in the morning while no one is around.

I dare you to kill Bill.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

OK, I get Bill Gates' inheritance

I dare the next person to try and steal it from me

 

[Karptroopa]

I do so whilst bringing along with me your worst fears, a couple of waffles and lotsa spaghetti!
And thus, I win it from you. :D

I dare the next poster to insult an actor IN FRONT OF THEM, and they can still hear and see you, and make it a big one, too.

 

[Kinzer]

Okay, I insult him, he can hear me, I'm in front of him hiding in a box, I change the toen of my voice so he won't be able to track me down that way, and as soon as I'm done I runaway really fast, dropping Banana peels while I do so he can't catch me.

I dare the next person to go to school for a week and not take a shower.

 

[dmastar648]

i already do that bitckh
i dare the next person to catch kinzer lipsyncing numa numa nked

 

[Kinzer]

Ignore this post for the most part.

Yeah good luck with that, I don't know how that would be possible even WITH the internet.

 

[Karptroopa]

As you don't dare me to do anything, I go and kick Sakurai in a painful male area for making such a limited With Anyone.

I dare the next poster to also post at 3am, their time. Which means you cannot post today until 3am tonight.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

That's just mean. My bedtime is at 7:30 or else I get cranky.

I dare the next person to try and make Varsity Soccer at their school.

 

[Meta Jr]

Ok but I let you take my spot as my friends are exteremly awesome at Soccer(not a lie) and they slide tackle you a KABAJILLION TIMES.

I dare the next person to ask their best friend if their house makes their butt look big.

 

[Frown]

LOL

Awright, she says "no" and we make sweet sweet love.

I dare the next person to say something inappropriate.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

"Something inappropriate".

I dare the next person to write a completely true autobiography and post it in every single forum they know of.

 

[Kinzer]

Alright, but at the top I write "inspired by xX Boezy Xx of Smash World Forum."

I dare the next person to go listen to the BAGEL song.

 

[Karptroopa]

But youtube is currently phail, so I get you to listen to it for me.

I dare the next poster to find my weegee dolly.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Okay, I keep it.

Spoiler

I dare the next person to try and take the Weegee dolly back from me.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Alright. I burn the weegee doll, thus eliminating cancer and AIDS from the world.

I dare you to willing contract Lime Disease.

 

[Karptroopa]

YOU KILLED MY WEEGEE DOLLY
*lazahs your dare*

I dare the next poster to go back in time and save my weegee dolly.

 

[Raging-Banebou]

Okay. However, I save the Weegee dolly and sell it on mazon.com for $1,000,000! *laughs evilly*

I dare the next person to do a Russian Dance while on a sugar rush...and for added fun, the person MUST wear this penguin suit! *whips out a penguin costume*

 

[Kinzer]

Alright, but who said I had to do it in public, you'll never know!

I dare the next person to welcome back Banebou.

 

[Deleted member]

Okay, but then Banebou inflates you.

Welcome back, Banebou!

I dare the next person to wear a Vader avi.