Dare Corruptor

[Midnaftw]

granted, I touch a squirrel (look at 'em, just look at 'em and tell me they don't terrify you!)

i dare you to GIANT SNOWBALLL!!!!!!! LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX!

 

[Raging-Banebou]

Granted. *makes a giant snowball...made of YELLOW SNOW!!!* (DUN DUN DUNNNNNN!!!)

I dare you to watch sickeningly-cute anime shows NON-STOP.

 

[Boxob]

That wigi dude still never challenged me.

What a scrub.

 

[Deleted member]

@Raging: Okay, cute now means EFFIN' AWESOME!!

I dare ya to pronounce "dy'er mak'er" correctly.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Okay, but then I pronounce PINGAS in front of your parents.

I dare you to teach your parents about PINGAS and the origin of it.

 

[Jonkku]

All rightey, but they won't understand a bit because they don't know English... (not even kidding about my dad here.)

I dare you to make yourself a Vader costume, and go walk down the most crowded street at daytime, playing Imperial March as loud as you can.. (ofcourse walking/marching in rhythm.)

 

[The Fail Tracer]

YOU JUST GAVE ME A GREAT IDEA!

I dare you to give me another great idea.

 

[Jonkku]

Emmmmm... Okay, but you're put in jail for public nudity.

I dare you to go nude in public.

 

[Karptroopa]

Yes, but all the girls adore meh then.

I dare the next poster to stop my teen harem.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. You are now a 70 year old senile man.

I dare you to that to them!

 

[Karptroopa]

I dare you to dare you!
...wait, what's that thar, sonny?

Mah 70 year old ears cannot pick up yer daring jibba jabba.

I dare the next poster to *falls asleep due to lack of energy*

 

[Deleted member]

...

I dare ya to guess the name of the girl I crush on.

 

[PrepareYourself]

Amy.

I dare someone to think up of a better answer.

 

[Karptroopa]

Barfagarfarfalus.

...which happens to be the incantation to return me to my youth. :D

I dare the next poster to join our vader missions.

 

[Deleted member]

Does Gaia Online count?

Amy.

Nope. I dare ya to guess again.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Nellie?

I dare the next person to mathematically prove me wrong.

 

[Deleted member]

It doesn't start with "N". :O

I dare ya to go on MySpace.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

I did, but I can't prove it.

I dare the next person to find a way to prove it.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

nvm this...

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Okay, prove it by stalking you until I finally get you to tell the truth.

I dare you thuck your keyboard.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

K. vb nbvcxxvb zcx,mCXZ

I dare the next person to go and buy me a Snickers bar.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Oh! Uh... You see, there was this guy who held me up with a gun and demanded that I gave him money so I threw the Snickers bar at him and he was out cold and I was out of money anyway... Huh? This Snickers wrapper? I... uhh... found it on the street. Yeah, on the street and I wanted to make this city cleaner... This brown stuff around my lips... Well...I have a confession to make... I have a poop eating fetish.

I dare the next person to eat a brawl disc.

 

[Bowser King]

Brawzl is geyz!! Iz Melee elitist!!

I dare the next person to eat poo

-Bowser King

 

[F1r3w0lf]

I eat a Take5 bar instead, and you can't tell the difference.

I dare the next person to eat a mouse.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Really? I had mouse yesterday.

I dare the next person to play The Embodiment of Scarlet Devil on Lunatic difficulty.

 

[Jonkku]

Okay, but nothing says that I have to clear it.. So I play it a while, and then do something else.

I dare the next person to be Daredevil.

 

[Bowser King]

I was daredevil for halloween.

I dare the next person to jump off niagra falls

-Bowser King

 

[F1r3w0lf]

OK, I... die. (I can't think of any way of surviving that. )

I dare the next person to attend my funeral.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. I listen to my iPod the whole time and my eulogy is me holding a picture of Darth Vader.

I dare the next person to be super paranoid towards spyware and do everything possible to protect themselves from it.

 

[Karptroopa]

Yes, it pays off as I am now a guru in the internet safety department at Microbloat. And they pay me monies.

I dare the next poster to RAEP WEEGEH.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Who is WEEGEH? I only know a Weegee?

I dare the next person to loophole their way out of this dare.

 

[Karptroopa]

Yes.

I dare no?

 

[The Fail Tracer]

No, but I yessed my way out of it.

I dare you to pull an all-nighter tonight.

 

[ComradeCanada]

Alright, but that's my usual Saturday->Sunday Transition, so I didn't really change my routine.

I dare you to edit a Megaman sprite into a Brawl character.

 

[A1lion835]

Okay, but I am megaman. Thanks!

I dare you to ask everyone in your school out (every grade, both genders).

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. The guys of course say no, but every hot chick happens to say yes. Currently, I am in 78 successful relationships. Thank you A1lion!

I dare you to dream.

 

[A1lion835]

I dream of me getting all your girlfriends, and then it happens. Thanks!

I dare you to ask your mom out.