Dare Corruptor

[F1r3w0lf]

Google couldn't translate, so I'll just say you dared me to win an Audi R8. Thanks

I dare the next person to get in a head-on collision with said Audi R8.

 

[Burrbomb]

Okay, I do this in a tank, which I win.

I dare the next person to get injured in they're most vunerable spot on they're body.

 

[Meta Jr]

K. but I get my super awesome exploding powers to explode it into place and blow up Burrbomb.

I dare the next person to go to your local police station, look at the Most Wanted List and ask where you sign up for that.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

OK, but no one is at the station when I am there.

I dare the next person to jump off of a chair.

 

[Meta Jr]

OK, except I jump off a cliff instead. . . . . oh wait . . . .

I dare the next person to save me.

 

[Kinzer]

Alright, you said attempt right? OH SHI-! I ACCIDENTALLY PACKED FORKS AND KNIVES INSTEAD OF A PARACHUTE!!!!!

I DARE THE NEXT PERSON TO COME FIND US!!!!!

 

[F1r3w0lf]

I bring lotsa spaghetti, but we get kidnapped and kept in one of Bowser's seven koopa hotels.

I dare the next person to find us if you can.

 

[Karptroopa]

Wo cai na ni tiao zhan, zhi wo mi jin.

Wo gan ci hua chi Audi R8.



(can't be bothered with this anymore, I'm corrupting my dare to speak Mandarin.)

 

[Kinzer]

Okay, I can speak it, but you didn't say I had to type it.

(my getaway )

I dare the next person to cover for me in the forum games while I am slightly busy with life.

 

[Deleted member]

Okay, you lose your sanity.

I dare the next person to challenge me to a fight to the death.

 

[Karptroopa]

However, I assume that you mean a fight to the death with plush toys, which you cannot die of by regular means.

I dare the next poster to TYPE in Angloitaliano.

 

[Burrbomb]

Angloitaliano, there, I typed in that word.


I dare the next person to drink a barrel of acid.

 

[Iron Thorn]

Granted. Lemonade has a pH below seven, so I drink a barrel of lemonade.

I DOUBLE DOG DARE the next poster to go on an antacid run for me.

 

[TheSundanceKid]

Fine. *gives Thorn antacid*

I dare the next person to be IRON THORN. =O

 

[Iron Thorn]

Granted. You owe me 200 dollars.

I dare the next person to read the first 20 lines of the Aeneid to the tune of "Row, Row, Row your Boat".

 

[Meta Jr]

Ok. Except it's so boring I fall asleep and have an explosion dream(it comes true) of you exploding to pieces.

I dare the next person to jump off a building with their ex.

 

[Deleted member]

Got it, I jump off the building with a giant matress with an X on it.

I dare ya to DIE.

 

[Iron Thorn]

Granted. It is a witnessed cardiac arrest so they bring me back to life.

I dare the next poster to KISS MY GOLDEN BOOTS!

 

[PKSkyler]

I dont have lips, you insensitive jerk.

i dare the next person to say something in moonsidian.

 

[Burrbomb]

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I dare the next person to fight the moon worm and lose.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Alright. Losers receive a lifetime supply of chocolate, courtesy of Burrbomb though.

I dare the next person to go to college.

 

[PKSkyler]

tough luck, my high school is on a college campus, so techniqually i go to college everyday.

I dare the next person to run around a crowded mall dressed like a ninja.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Okay. Nobody sees me though (guess why).

I dare the next person to go streaking.

 

[Burrbomb]

Okay, I go streaking in my shower.

I dare the next person to eat my dust!!! (for I was winning...... )

 

[PKSkyler]

Your too slow!

I dare the next person to tell me where my black gcn memory card is

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Okay, it's in a pool of lava.

I dare the next person to have to hear "You're too slow!" for the rest of his/her life.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

OK, but I'm wearing noise canceling headphones playing "Viva La Vida" hopefully I won't get sick of that.

I dare the next person to go to sleep now.

 

[Burrbomb]

NO!!!!........Okay, I give up, you broke me!!! ZZZZZZZzzzzzZZZzzzZZZ.....


ZZZZZzzzzzZZZpourZZZZZzzzzZZlemon juiceZZZZZzzzzintoZZZZZzzzzzopen woundZZZZZzzzZZZzz.....

 

[Karptroopa]

OK, but I accidentally mistake a bottle with a lemon-shaped label on it to be lemon juice, and pour that on instead.
It's baby cream!

I dare the next poster to fight a Galleom-style robot.
Whilst watching Dr Ivo Robotnik and his PINGAS! on youtube.

 

[Meta Jr]

okay, but I do both, and the Galleom-Style Robot gets interested in the video while I runz away.

I dare the next person to actually SHUT the toilet seat MWAHAHAHA.

 

[Burrbomb]

Okay, but I think you already exploded it......

I dare the next person to accept the almighty Magikarp into they're life.

 

[Frown]

Well, Magikarp happens to like me.

I dare you to climb that tree with no hidden treasure in it!

 

[The Executive]

OK, but there's still the huge pot of gold that was in plain sight.

I dare the next person to Jazzercize.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

just to restore this thread.

I dare the next person to Jazzercize with me

 

[The Executive]

OK, but then I'm answering my own dare by extension and R. Kelly obliterates us.

I dare the next person to rescue Mic_128 from R. Kelly.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

You distract R. Kelly.

I dare the next person to sleep 'til 4 PM tomorrow.

 

[Burrbomb]

And miss school? Kay.

I dare the next person to recomd FUN multiplayer Xbox 360 games.

 

[The Executive]

CASTLE CRASHERS

I dare you not to buy it.

 

[Kinzer]

Alright, but how will that benefit you?

I dare the next person to go buy me a working DVD copy of Wedding Crashers.

 

[Meta Jr]

Ok but, I watch it and when I hand it over it explodes because I think you know why.

I dare the next person to post a topic over what you had for lunch last night.