Dare Corruptor

[The Executive]

OK, but I posted it on GameFAQs.

I dare the next person to move the island.

 

[Frown]

Fine, but it isn't an execution chamber, it's a real island, and it has lotsa coconuts! =D

I dare you to pinch your own nose.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Kkz. I pinched my nose just as noxious fumes flooded my room. You've saved my life.

I dare the next person to get a lime-green mohawk.

 

[Burrbomb]

Kay, but girls at mah school be diggin all up on this thang, thanks for tip!


I dare the next person to pimp slap they're girlfriend.

 

[Frown]

Kkz. I pinched my nose just as noxious fumes flooded my room. You've saved my life.

lal good one

Kay, but girls at mah school be diggin all up on this thang, thanks for tip!


I dare the next person to pimp slap they're girlfriend.

All right, the malaria infected mosquito on her cheek is dead.

I dare you to set your mom on fire.

 

[Kinzer]

Okay let's see...alright here we go, I lgiht her on fire, but she is wearing a flame-resistant suit.

I dare the next person to come to my neighborhood and help me with my spelling.

 

[Burrbomb]

Kay, now pay attention, A, now re-spell it....

I dare someone to go to Racoon City.

 

[Kinzer]

As long as you go with me I'll do it.

I dare the next person to go to Vatican City and say "Hail Satan!".

 

[Iron Thorn]

(I'm Catholic! I can only do that to biblebeating reverends!)

Your wish is my command. I shout "hail St. Benedict!" really fast. The pope hears this, gives me his autograph, and we have a rousing debate over tea.

I dare the next person to trip Sakurai.

 

[Kinzer]

(T'was a joke, Iron, please don't take me seriously. My onlnie alter ego likes to fool around, of course I wouldn't ask anybody to really do this)

Alright, I guess while I'm at it I can beat him for making Ike such a noob-magnet.

I dare the next person to really find a calculator and divide by Zero just to see nothing happen, and you can't multiply the results by over 9,000.

 

[Iron Thorn]

(I can take a joke. I'm actually not a very good Catholic, and not much offends me.)

As you wish, my liege. I divide the results by over 9000.

Spoiler

c wut i did thar?

I dare you to pick up an order of mozzarella breadsticks for me from Pizza Hut.

 

[Kinzer]

Okay, but I choke on them (Oh boy, I can't believe that eating mozzarella cheesticks almost killed me, true story.) personally you'll like them after I've added the flavor of my guts.

I dare the next person to go eat a live octopus.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Alright. For seconds I eat you.

I dare the next person to stick a fork in an electrical socket.

 

[Kinzer]

Alright, but it's a rubberfork, and for you I grab a real one.

I dare the next person to go grab a spoon for school tomorrow and use that as a slingshot for your spitballs.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Alright. It's a rubber spoon so it works very well in launching spit balls. You're a genius!

I dare you to drop a knife on yourself.

 

[The Executive]

OK, but it's a jello knife so I eat it.

I dare the next person to dare the next person after them to do something.

 

[Kinzer]

Okay, I dare the next person to come up with something that will not benefit you in anyway...

...Go on...

 

[The Executive]

OK, I shower benefits on myself from two posts ago like there'ss no tomorrow.

I wish that hadn't totally backfired on you.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

It backfired on you, this is DARE corrupter, not wish corrupter.

I dare the next person to give me a dollar.

 

[Burrbomb]

Okay, how much is that in pesos?


I dare the next person give me a Megabuster just like Megaman's.

 

[Sonic on the Rocks]

I hadz a Megabuster, but I eated itz. I so srry.

I dare the next person to insult Steak.

 

[Kinzer]

Alright, I insult Steak on how I can never have enoguh of it, and that it doesn't appear often enough.

I dare the next person to spend an hour in the Ike/Sonic boards.

 

[Frown]

Okay, I convince them all to main other characters.

I dare you to claim that Ike and Sonic are top tier in the Official Tier Discussion.

 

[Kinzer]

Okay, but the mods see the fault in their reasoning and do a tier list 1.1, where Ike is god tier and Sonic is Steak tier. (I'll s*** myself if that really happened)

I dare the next person to go punt a gnome.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Granted. As a result, I get three wishes. Wierd.

I dare the next person to headbutt a bullet.

 

[Iron Thorn]

Granted. It's a nerf dart that lands on a bull's-eye target, and I get my pick of three prizes from the game booth.

I dare the next poster to post hentai in the ZSS boards.

 

[Sonic on the Rocks]

Sure, but I get distracted and keep it for myself.

I dare the next person to go challenge Boxob on the Sonic Boards.

 

[Karptroopa]

But I don't visit Sonic Boards, so I make Weegee Dolly eat his head off.

I dare the next poster to eat a TARDIS.

 

[Frown]

Granted, and I end up in the future where everything is happy happy bliss joy joy bliss kirby franchise happy joy bliss bliss.

I dare you to eat your family.

 

[Iron Thorn]

Granted, I eat chocolate sculptures of them.

I dare the next poster to give me a shoulder massage to relieve my tension.

 

[Kinzer]

You'd have to tell me where you lived first, and I'm not sure if you want that, really.

I dare the next person to go to the C.Falcon boards and make a thread dedicated to the Falcon Punch.

 

[Meta Jr]

K, but I then say it was all thanks Kinzer who gave me the great idea.

I dare the next poster to eat for twenty hours strait then remember you're allergic to FATitism and go down the street throwing chocolate bars at the police asking for a JUICY CUP!!

 

[F1r3w0lf]

OK, but can I take a 10 min break while I'm eating?

I dare the next person to eat soybeans.

 

[Iron Thorn]

Granted. I drink half a carton of chocolate soy milk and pour the rest on your head.

I dare the next person to look at this abomination.

 

[Kinzer]

Okay, I did, and you just made my day, thank you.

I dare the next person to say that they masturbate to that picture, good luck finding a loophole around this one.

 

[Frown]

Fine.

I masturbated to that picture.

EDIT: Kinzer hacked my account and wrote that.

I dare you to throw $100 out the window.

 

[Kinzer]

WHY YOU MUTHA @#$%A!!

Fine, I throw out $100 out of the window, but I get it back as soon as I drop it.

I dare the next person to BURN a $100 dollar bill until it is nothing but ashes.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Okay. I hope you know that it's your money....

I dare the next person to use some cheesy pickup line in an attempt to get a girl's number.

 

[Kinzer]

Alright, not a phone number, but maybe an IM contact, and I'll do it Tuesday when I'm going to see her next. (It's about time too, huh Kinzer boy?)

You people are making me look so bad and stupid, I dare you to say something good about me.

 

[Frown]

Fine. I say "I would like to have sexual intercourse with you" to her and then she wants to marry me.

EDIT: Ah crap. Kinzer was first.

Fine, I say that you are a special little boy, and you don't know how the hell to interpret that.

I dare you to mess with Ganondorf.