SwiftBass
Smash Hero
i'll never forget this day........I was at holiday hill in 8th grade. played basketball ALLLLLL DAY.(im a heavy sweater when it comes to athletics) got 3rd in the 3v3 tourney(mutha fuggas from NYC beasted the tourney). Then all the cute girls stopped watching the tourney and wanted to get into the pool. I was hungry as hell but I said screw it cuz teh cuuute girls were swimmin. It had to be no more than 20min since busting my *** play ball for the big chunk of the day and I decided to get into the pool.....as a swimmer, lemme tell you that it's this.
1000000000% this
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I almost died.....literally
I was good at stroking and moving forward/backward but my fail was in the department of treading water. The girl i liked went with her BFF to the 12ft side naturally me and my boys raced there. Next thing you know I am having a charlie horse and I'm YELLING help, the cute girl and her friend were laughing as my body sunk further into the water. I just remember hearing their muffled laughs underwater. Next thing you know a life guard saves me, no mouth to mouth needed. I think I was too pissed to be unconscious but my legs were freakin killin me as I sat on the side of the pool. The life guard was just "stretch it out" and walked away. The girls laughed at my agony. F**k them *****es my crush was over. ultimately they couldve been laughing at my death