Geez, awful lot of Geno hate in this thread, huh? Shame to see so many people put him on the level of Sans and Steve due to some nondescript garbage about how "Geno fans are suuuper annoying lol....."
Anyway, I figured I'd make another post here with my updated thoughts now that some of the characters on my old list are (hopefully) squared away:
Waluigi - Specifically in Ultimate, DLC or otherwise. At this point, this isn't even about my distaste for the character (even if I did quite enjoy seeing him disconfirmed right off the bat), but it's simply that the man's
already an Assist Trophy. If Waluigi were to get in now despite that, it would send an absolutely
terrible message that even if your favorite character is already disconfirmed, they'll have special accommodations made for them and be added anyway if you simply scream loud enough about them and harass the creator over it. The reaction to Waluigi's disconfirmation is the absolute worst we've ever seen and likely ever will see bar maybe Ridley's back in Smash 4, and to see the frankly juvenile response from the Waluigi extremists dignified not only with a response, but by bending over backwards and capitulating to their demands would be an absolute insult to anyone whose favorite character didn't get in. Now just isn't Waluigi time, evidently, and I hope Sakurai makes the right decision and stands his ground on this one.
Mimikyu - Frankly overrated, perfect Pokeball fodder, and in direct competition with one of my most wanted newcomers. I'd prefer literally any other Gen 7 mon over this freak in a sheet.
Steve - Terraforming movesets in Smash are an inherently bad idea in my opinion, and Steve in particular would likely draw a lot of... undesirable folks to the Smash fanbase. Simply put, if Steve gets in, we'll have a whole new wave of prepubescent WiFi Warriors maining Steve. Plus, he'd be the epitome of the blatant cash-grab picks that I hate so much. Characters should be chosen based on popularity, overall significance, and what they bring to the table, not how many dollar signs they produce. I'd really be upset if he got in and looked like
the characters from Minecraft Story Mode... those freaks look like they're wearing their faces as masks...
Isabelle - Sorry, but just because she's "heavily promoted" (did you mean: forced?) doesn't mean she's earned a spot in the roster. She's strictly a pacifist, being solely the
assistant to the mayor and actively cowering against fighters in Smash 4, so seeing her actively fight just wouldn't make any sense, as an Echo Fighter of Villager or otherwise. "B-but Duck Hunt doesn't fight!!" Yes, but we don't have a reason why he specifically
wouldn't fight, unlike Isabelle. False equivalence. She doesn't exactly have a ton of room for a unique moveset, either, considering Animal Crossing already has Villager as a catch-all rep. The best she could do as a unique fighter from what I've heard is drop a fountain on someone, which would be the greatest asspull we've ever seen to shoehorn someone with (ahem)
severely limited moveset potential into Smash just for the sake of "muh promotion". Keep her as an Assist Trophy and be done with it.
Captain Toad - OH BOY. This is a character that I just don't think I'll ever understand why he's anywhere near as popular as he is. For one, I never understood people who want Toad, of all people, in Smash; like, really, is the generic filler NPC of the Mario series really begging to be represented in Smash with an entire character? There's also the matter of Captain Toad himself, who, while a unique character, is just wholly unappealing to me; the most he has going for him appearance-wise is a starring role in a budget title, and he's mostly a clumsy, cowardly background NPC in the few other games he is in. He's also entirely anti-fun to play in the few playable roles he does have, being strictly a gimped version of every playable character in SM3DW who's excruciatingly sluggish and can't jump, which is particularly frustrating as he could pretty much skip his entire game if he just took off his stupid backpack. I was already confused when people started saying they wanted an entire Captain Toad
game back when SM3DW was new, and now they want him for
Smash?? Call me crazy, but the idea that people want a character who
can't jump in a
platform fighter is just incredibly confusing to me, especially considering how pitiful he is in terms of actual abilities on top of that. Sure, they could just make him able to jump, but intentionally misrepresenting a character for the sake of hamfisting them into a playable role in Nintendo's most powerful IP just doesn't sit well with me, especially considering all of his competitors that would likely miss out if that were the case; Geno is miles more popular than Captain Toad and would represent a dream come true on the part of the fanbase and Sakurai himself, and Paper Mario is both more popular and more relevant than Captain Toad
and has way more significance on top of that, and that's not even considering left-field picks like Fawful, Kamek, or, hell, Birdo. Forgive me, but I just don't feel as though Captain Toad has really proven himself as a viable contender, even if he has "
muh relevance", and to see him get in over Geno, Paper Mario, and really any other Mario character at this point would just be a massive disappointment to me. Not enough to make me not buy the game on its own, but enough to sour the overall experience for sure. Seeing Mimikyu get in over Decidueye would upset me, but I'd get over it quickly. Steve would upset me, but he at least isn't in direct competition with anyone I want and has potential for a unique and fun moveset that makes logistical sense. Captain Toad, on the other hand, would actively make me angry at his inclusion. At least he's not Waluigi, I guess...
Sora -