Brawl anecdotes or: Stupid things we say while playing SSBB.

[ChronoPenguin]

I usually play by myself =P at home in the basement where nobody can hear me as such I complain about myself

I remember I was playing online against MK and I wat like

**** *****h is fast gotta pull out some wave dashed ftilts.

I failed to do so by the way and got owned.

 

[TheSundanceKid]

When one of us gets a bunny hood we start running and yelling, "WHO'S TO SLOW NOW SONIC?!"

When Wolf yells "We're gonna have fun with this thing" we yell out,"That's what (s)he said!!"

 

[TheSMASHtyke]

Olimar in his black costume is "African American Olimar".

BLACKIMAR!!!

My Cousin once told me that G&W sucked. Since I actually love him, I decided to prove him wrong.

The match began with a string of three turtles and a 9.

Also, every time I get a Landmaster with any of the spacies I always say "Personally, I prefer that were going to have fun with this landmaster"

 

[~rh]

I like to say "THIS IS SO FAIR *****" Even I SH fair with Marth. It's pretty fun.

 

[PCHU]

When one of us gets a bunny hood we start running and yelling, "WHO'S TO SLOW NOW SONIC?!"

When Wolf yells "We're gonna have fun with this thing" we yell out,"That's what (s)he said!!"

My friend did the same thing, except she was hitting her friend with a bamboo stick.

I always like to yell "YOU GOT SERVED!" when I hit with Luigi's fsmash, but I haven't done that since the Melee days.
Perhaps I should pick him back up.

And I always shout random sentences during Ike's Great Aether.
It's weird, it's something new every time.
I once did 4 in a row (playing for fun), and each GA I taught about safety.
They learned their lesson.

 

[HeWhoCanSee]

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"

... It had to be done.

Also...

"DUDE!!! I just frigging hit Marth with a spike, he frigging hit Ike in the air, Ike got frigging spiked and they both just frigging died!!!!!!!"

I swear to God, it happened. O-O

 

[HeWhoCanSee]

Oh, and there's also setting Chocolate Rain to your taunt messages. XD

 

[TheSundanceKid]

I have a friend who's really into Ike and like to yell out "AETHER!" for random attacks. Finally I got annoyed by it, and yelled out "AETHER!" for Yoshi's Egg Roll. After that, no matter what character we are, we like to yell out "AETHER!"

 

[CompassTosser]

IM THE THE JUGGERNAUT, B****

 

[OmegaXXII]

BLACKIMAR!!!

is this statement referring to Olimar Black because of his costume or because you want to be a racist jerk?

 

[Smash_Gigas]

*Talking to character*

"YOU IDIOT! I told you to _____, not ______!"

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

"Oh, a spammer."

"Let me hit you for once."

"The game favors you."

*when Wario activates his FS* "I'm a Scatman!" *recreates Scatman music*

 

[PKSkyler]

When its 1 in the morning and we ask Captain Falcon yes or no questions.

"Captain Falcon, will I be the president?"
UPB
"YESSSS!"

"Captain Falcon, will I be a drug addict?"
UPB
"YESSSS!"

"Captain Falcon, will I be a porn star?"
UPB
"NOOOO!"

"...what?"

 

[Allied]

When DK does his classic taunt we all yell "HE DON'T KNOW"

R.O.B Up A "Raise the roof!"

Mario Spike = "SHUT THE FVCK UP MOVE"

Kirby Side B "Yo Mad Hammers"

Wario up a "Mad Claps son"

Shiek Spam A "LOL KEN COMBO IMPROVED"

Fox Shine Spike/Edgeguard "i'm fkin mew2king hoe"

Marth Spam Aerial Over A " LOL SPACING"

thats about it


By the way friend clan name "DONT LET WOLF GET THE SMASHBALL"

 

[TheSundanceKid]

When Munchlax come out of the Pokeball whoever summoned him says, "Do something usefull!!"

 

[Gary Oak]

I'll get killed for this but if i play Pit and mirror shield an ice block i usually shout:

Spoiler

ICE TRY

 

[Janaye]

Some of my groups insults revolve around the costumes for the characters....

Black t-shirt Ness is reffered to as "Hottopic Ness" (we are not the only ones to do so apparently lol)
White costume Marth is "Prom night Marth"


Sonic and Fox fighting "It's like watching two flys f*ck"

"I hate Snake"
"F*cking grenades"
"F*cking C4"
"F*cking Snake"
"Fwoomp, fwoomp, fwoomp"

if a Star Fox character is involved in any way shape or form in a ring out "He did a barrel roll"

If Peach ever kills anyone she is reffered to as "trifling b*tch". Usually this phrase is shortened to "Triflin'!" for ease of insult access

"F*cking lasers"
"F*cking reflector"
"F*CKING LASERS!*

"Sonic doesn't trip! In order to be in this game he had to LEARN how to trip that's how much Sonic doesn't trip."

"Marth you can't counter everything!" after Marth gets owned by halberd laser after a failed counter.

"Yah Trick Yah!" just cause it's f*cking funny to say it when you keep juggling someone outside of the ring.

"I am sincerly convinced that Wolf is a member of the KISS Army..."

"I think it's time for some one on ones" when the four ways get a little heated

Most of ours are situational and wouldn't be as funny in text as they are when they happen >.>

Oh and I like to insert as many Snake's *** jokes as I possibly can... because you could balance a plate on that thing.

 

[Janaye]

Wheelz: *To random Black person Final Smashing with Fox* Now that's how you do a drive-by

Wow, that's offensive

 

[Iron Thorn]

BLACKIMAR!!!

My Cousin once told me that G&W sucked. Since I actually love him, I decided to prove him wrong.

The match began with a string of three turtles and a 9.

Also, every time I get a Landmaster with any of the spacies I always say "Personally, I prefer that were going to have fun with this landmaster"

No match for

NEGRO KONG

...My bro came up with that one in his high school, when he and his friends played SSB64 in the lounge. He's a DK main.

 

[Gygados]

In Melee, with all the grabbing constantly, particularly with Samus, I used to get really angry and shout at it for a while.

 

[Jim Morrison]

i loved when someone did the falcon punch at me, he missed, tried again.
before doing it he yelled FAAALCOOOONNNNN PUNCH
he does side B by accident and suicides off screen

 

[TheSundanceKid]

When my freind is Ness he like to say "Don't you know you're hurting a child?!"

 

[Lv.99]

"I be too pwnage," if do a very "flashy" spike.

"@#$% you Sakurai" says my friend every time he trips

"Dude, you wasvedashed!" If I roll a lot with R.O.B.

"This is going on Youtube," I we both suck that day.

 

[Wizard99]

Fire
Jump
Pawnch!

 

[TheSundanceKid]

Have a friend that suck REALLY BAD. So we put Smash balls on and let him get most of them. Sometimes he activates it as soon as he gets it, even when no one's around. I pause the game and say "WOW" and start to clap. Everyone then joins in....XD

 

[PillowPants]

great aether randomly, even when ikes not in. i usualy mimic the characters voice after they died
PK thunder....... uughuhww ....... huhugg

 

[Foxy]

Oops, posted in the wrong thread.

 

[TheSundanceKid]

I have a lot of these....we're really into making comments about brawl..lol

(My Ike Friend) Smash ball! Who'll be my victim? YOU! *activates it* GREAT AETHER!!!
(me) *dodges* NO. FAIL.

 

[~rh]

I'll get killed for this but if i play Pit and mirror shield an ice block i usually shout:

Spoiler

ICE TRY

This was one of the few things that I've lol'd at in this thread xD

 

[Darkwashu]

Me(after making a dramatic comeback):WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM?!?

Most epic thing you can say in a brawl?
I think so.

Also, every time I get a Landmaster with any of the spacies I always say "Personally, I prefer that were going to have fun with this landmaster"

I wish I could set that as my taunt

I'll get killed for this but if i play Pit and mirror shield an ice block i usually shout:

Spoiler

ICE TRY

See above

 

[JawKnee~]

I repeat whatever any character says, ex.
Ness goes, "Okay." I go, "Okay."
And whenever I'm Falcon or I own someone, I repeat what Falcon and Black Shadow say.
- "Something, Something, SHEENENZUU!" "FALCONE PUNCHUH!"

 

[Iron Thorn]

I've been planning to set "WATASHI WA SHINEN, SHINENZU!" as my taunt for the longest time...

 

[PCHU]

I've been planning to set "WATASHI WA SHINEN, SHINENZU!" as my taunt for the longest time...

You keep on changing your avatar.
What's up?
And your location is getting to be a normal occurrence.

People are tripping into my Ike's fsmash a lot.
I feel so good on the inside when someone does that.
Why?
They didn't approach me right, and they got served.
That should, in the long run, teach them how to approach an Ike.

 

[notftomearth7]

One day when I was playing Brawl with my friend as Fox, I complained that Fox falls to fast. He responds with

"The lighter they are the faller they fast"
Me: Did you say that intentionally?"
Friend: "Yes."

1 minute later
Friend: ****



Edit: "Falcon AWKWARD GRAB" when ever I hit Falcon's up B

"CHOKESLAM!" whenever I hit Ganondorf's side-B in the air

 

[MyNameIsRyan]

My friend playing as Pit spaming >B.

Friend: Oh yeah i am so gonna win this way.

So he kills me.

Friend: Take that!

Me: *Falls down from teleporter.* FALCON PAWUNCH!!!!!!

Friend: *Dead*

Friend: That was so cheap n00b.

Me: Wow.

 

[HeroMystic]

Me and my friend playing 1v1. I was Ike he was Metaknight.

Me: *gets MK to the edge*

Friend: *lands on ground and rolls behind Ike*

Me: *anticipates roll and F-Smashes and sends him flying*

Friend: OMGWTF! *pauses game* I ****IN' ROLLED BEHIND YOU! WTF THAT'S SO CHEAP!

Me: *lols*

 

[Shogun_Fox]

You know the Orange and Green Olimar? I call him tropical olimar. So whenever i kill someone i'm like, "YEAH MON!!"

Whenever i pick toon link or link my friend says "Ohhh so your pickin ELVEN BWAH?" (its realy boy but thats how he says it lol. all through the match he'll be like, "C'mere ELVEN BWAH! IMMA GONNA KILL YOU ELVEN BWAH!"

Whenever i use ganondorf's dair i say, "FOOTSTOMP OF PAIN!!

Whenever i use aura sphere i say "HADOKEN!!"

Whenever i use mario up B i say "SHORYUKEN!!!"

i have some more but i cant remember them lol.

 

[O D I N]

"Hand's off my bread!"




They should keep their hands off, I tells ya. >_> I warned them!


That's... all I got... ^_^;;

 

[DAGanmanert]

Me an my friendz have so many things we say when were playing Brawl..One time I was using Ike alot,Just cuz im that cool, and we couldnt figure out what he said when he uses Counter so we decided it meant "owned" =]

 

[PkTrainerCris]

falcons upB--> falcoon kamikazeee!!!
falcon gets a kill--> falcon f*ck!!!
ivys usmash,dair or uair--> ivyfart!!!!
rob = wall-e of death
when someone is on a troublesome situation he shouts ... Kakashi sensei!!!!!!