okies, well first off they (rambo an d arnold) approach falcon and ask him if he needs any help.
falcon figured that they were being rather patronising and he, having a rather bad temper replied with a fierce TTTTTTTTTUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRR, and knees rambo (the pr!ck) in the face, thus sending him right the way over to the other side of the store, Arnold yells I'LL BE BACK and runs to rambos aid, in the mean time peach arrives to collect her daily mushrooms and sees the comotion and runs to falcon then crouch and spins around in circle next to falcon, falcon, who was crouching to pick up a sovenier of rambo (one of his teeth that had fallen on the floor) and got hit by this technique of peachs called the d-smash, with a devasting noise of DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN, falcon is next to destroyed and sent flying behind peachy, meanwhile rambo has managed to regain his upright posture and whips out his famous m60 machine gun and shoots exaclty 29 bullets directly at falcon (BUT falcon had been whisked away so he was actually shooting at peach). arnold, distraught at the amount of bullets fired at him, as he ran to aid the now shooter, reminds himdelf of his previous role in an action movie and stands up to reinact his character of terminator. fortunalty and perhaps by some freak miracle his body actully REFLECTS the bullets fired, BACK at rambo. however rambo, being as awesome as he is somehow realsises the break in the laws of physics, and realising that the laws may still be broken attempts (successfully) to catch the bullets in his teeth and fires them back with more velocity then the m60 could ever dream of. with the laws of physics restored the bullets rip right through arnold and head for peach. this feat took exactly 15 seconds to occur ( from the bullets ton be fired till them ripping through arnold the second time around). in which time falcon had time to run back to slaugther peach. BUT at the moment that falcon jumped to knee peach (who was amazed by rambos bullet catching skills and had pretty much forgotten about her love mario and replaced him with thoughts of rambo) he, captain falcon, imagined that peach had thought him evil, for the act of kneeing rambo, and thought this a most noble act. he too fell in love, but with peach and then out of the corner of his eye saw the bullets heading for his new love, he desperatly tried to alter his trajectory, but to no avail. he realised that his only hope of saving peach was to do a back flip (a technique he called the up-air) to knock peach away and also to out prioritise the bulets and thus neutralise them, quite an outstanding feat of reaction consider the whole 3/20 of a millisecond he had to think about it. his plan worked almost prefectly, with peach being flung out of the way of the bullets and all of the bullets being stopped by falcons feet. all...but...one, which struck falcons visor, the bullet didnt have enough power left to penertrate the visor but the impact was enough to knock falcon into a chaos spin which landed him through a table which rendered him unconcious. peach at this moment was in massive shock. her abilty to see clearly had vanished and she could only responed in accordence to her id (ID, not i.d. is the function of the brian theorised by doctor sigmund freud, a reknowed psychologist who stated that the id was the part of the brain which expressed the most selfish and self wanting of acts, this is controlled by the ego which is controlled by the super ego (the rational part of the brain) which peach had basically lost both ego functions so her id was in control) her self wanting act was to mate with rambo so whispering his name (just loud enough for him to here, which in any other situation would have been nothing short of a very bellowed scream) and she wondered over to the checkout and bent over and beckoned rambo to penertrate her. he did so with ease, he had an amazingly selfless, pleasure her not him, approach that drove her wild and she in returned screamed in delight which did nought more then drive rambo to go faster and harder, pleasuring her, but also him at the same time. time passed, a whole hour of passionate, voilence driven erotica sex in a now abandoned supermarket where a dead arnold, riddled with bullets, lay in tranquility whilst peach was being banged like a *****. by now rambo was so close to his orgasm that was only fair as peach had had about 12. he was so close to cuming it was moments away!
there was one problem though, peaches screaming had eventually scraped its way to falcons brain which had brought him out of his unconcious state. he stood and looked around. he saw a desolate place and as he looked he saw his new love being ****ed like a chicken in a seemingly ****-like manner. he was FURIOUS!!!!!!!!! as anyone would be. he didnt think after that moment and hurteled his way towards rambos bear backside with an electrifying knee prepared! ironically enough it was at the exact moment of impact of falcons knee to rambos exposed cheeks that he ejaculated but before the semen could work its way down the ***** the organ had been ripped from the body as the knee sent rambo directly upwards, which had caused the ***** to be ripped from the rest of the body and there was a disgusting site of a naked rambo flying upwards with both blood and semen sqruiting from a stump of a crotch. rambo eventually landed, dead before he impacted with the ground, dying from a large amount of shock and a massive amount a pleasure =/.
falcon stood over a confused peach, and as he drew out the detached ***** he said, its ok my beauty, i have saved you from the beast, and flicked the organ away and as it landed on the heaped remains of a once randy rambo (a good flick imo), peach burst with anger. WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU FREAKSHOW! I D-SMASH YOU SO YOU KICK ME AWAY AND NOW YOU MUTILATE MY ONLY TRUE LOVE!!! falcon finally came to his senses, his love fueled rampage was over and his heart broken in two, i mean LITERALLY broken in two because peach had thrust her hand through falcons chest and ripped out exactly 1/2 his heart, this was the end for falcon as he fell to his death with just a single tear running down his cheek.
peach was naked and alone, so she redressed herself with haste, not able to bring herself to look a the remains of rambo she exited the building alone and lonely, but to anyone elses eye she was the one and only victor of a war born from a simple misunderstanding. THE END
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