best melee quotes

[R3N0]

hahaha competition .. composition lol..!!

 

[Hax]

are we really forgetting "quit life"?

 

[Pi]

are we really forgetting "quit life"?

we're trying to.

 

[Bob Money]

Da Legendary WeSamus- That *** got Mad range Rover son! (Gannons Foward Air)
"It's Ovaa (squeak in the voice)"

DA Dave-"chico"

East Coast FC 3 crew battle when KM went in-"WHO is this doing this?!"

Ken- "Too Gooawd"

Husband- "SASTOPHER!"

Captain Jack to EK- "I tink you as goo' as Ken"

I forgot who said it but- "Florida sucks" (this was back when Florida was pretty bad, Aka Neo's Vacation money)

Husband-"Ken kiled by his OWN cloud!" KDJ vs Ken vegas

When Isai got out of his chair at FC3 crew battles after Darkrain ripped BFB *** open and everybody screamed so loud. "Falcon! Falcon! Falcon!"

 

[Pi]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrxV...94BEFE77&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=22

most of these were good lol

 

[ScoobyCafe]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCCF-f1_4QU

Dogysamich: "I WAS NOT DESTINED TO WIN"

Dogysamich: "Why the **** did I get a phantom Kobe, like Kobe straight-up missed the rim. KOBE MISSED THE RIM"

lol Dogysamich
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMPygFzzFIE

Scar: "I'm trying to like approach, Peach is just like '**** that.' I'm gonna smack the **** outta you... bang you with my ***. And you take 80 damage, and that's the end of it.

lol Scar
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgA6ihhAn7g

Taj: "Oh my god, someo― oh god, call th― call the cops, call the cops!"

Taj: "That was all in his mouth, he made him suck it all down"

lol Taj
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You have good ones like those, and then you have great ones like Luke.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tG8wRdlSL0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCg4KwNhrec

 

[Pi]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaC2PWfZJEg#t=1m38s

lol....

 

[PB&J]

the whole fc3 crew battle east coast vs west coast

 

[toasty]

one of the greatest commentators ever, but not known at all...my ***** O-NO

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gT5MfEazl20

This video, albeit HORRIBLE quality, is the sole reason all of SoVa loves Green Greens XD

his Whispy commentary is pretty amazing

 

[PEEF!]

sliq is the best commentator ever

darkrain vs souroush 4:20
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PK7WRLre6TI

darkrain vs viperboy 2:04
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEdvRcM_9ig

You're welcome for that wonderful audio and video =]

We will be forcing Sliq to take the mic at SMYM10 coming up.

Here is another memorable Sliq quote for your list. Happened earlier in the darkrain is not a gentleman match.

"Darkrain, raining darkness all over Souroushes brain...like some sort of acid trip"

 

[chize]

sorry for the late acknowledgment, but thanx for all that footage and audio, peef

i cant wait to see those smym10 matches

as for sliq, was it really that hard?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EBV9U_WL8Y

 

[PEEF!]

as for sliq, was it really that hard?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EBV9U_WL8Y

Yeah, Sliq did throw it away for the Midwest right there. But he is the new midwest Darkrain since the man himself left. Exciting player to watch because 3 out of 4 of his kills are rests, haha.

 

[F Zero]

DJ Nintendo: "OHH AND PEACH...Attacking with her coolo!!"
DJ N, after luigi uses down-b "It's the washing machine!"
Sliq: "And darkain says **** yo couch nigg*, and takes the stock"
Wife: "Give him the business darkrain..."
HMW: "Where are you located currently?"
HMW, after watching a zhu combo: "Happy feet..."
Phil, in response: "That IS falco..."

 

[metashinryu]

DJ Nintendo: "OHH AND PEACH...Attacking with her coolo!!"

HAHAHAHAHA XD

you gotta be kidding,in which mach was that?i gotta hear that by myself XD

 

[toasty]

I think it was from the Revival of Melee draft crew battle during Vwinz[s?]'s match

actually...doesn't he say that whenever he sees a Peach?

 

[chize]

those are some awesome quote f-zero, dj nintendo is a really funny guy, hes says many amazing thing during the rom crew battle

i like the part when he's commentating a fox vs falco, i think it went something like- and here we have a battle between two pokemon, a shine type and a laser type

 

[Sliq]

Goddammit I'm never going to live that down, am I? You guys are mean. =<

 

[chize]

my bad, sliq, i just thought what drephen and watty did was really funny, i could care less about what happened, youre the reason why i made this thread and i think youre the best commentator even though darkrain said to stop commentating that one time, he was probably cracking up inside, youre also an awesome player, just lay off the brawl lol

 

[Pi]

Goddammit I'm never going to live that down, am I? You guys are mean. =<

what was going through your head when you did it?
Was it like your fingers were doing the motions but your head was like 'no no wait you'll miss!'
then after you missed did you hold out any hope for the elusive double stick tech?

 

[Sliq]

what was going through your head when you did it?
Was it like your fingers were doing the motions but your head was like 'no no wait you'll miss!'
then after you missed did you hold out any hope for the elusive double stick tech?

I was thinking f smash won't kill him but rest will, and Sheiks landing animation for up b is ******** as she crouches, so I just missed. Rests hitbox is small as ****. I attempt double stick but it rarely works when I try it.

 

[Pi]

I was thinking f smash won't kill him but rest will, and Sheiks landing animation for up b is ******** as she crouches, so I just missed. Rests hitbox is small as ****. I attempt double stick but it rarely works when I try it.

yea...
either way
good bit of entertainment

 

[IAmBlu3]

HMW to mango after he lost to SS: Are you SURE you beat PC Chris??? Are you SURE you beat Mew2King???

Alukard(?) Kage vs cactuar: Cactuar just got gayed by my ***** mr. softy.

Darrell on SS vs. D.P: Alright guys. I was watching from a distance and somebody's falco got Rapeedddddd hella hard. And now i'm bout ta WATCH IT AGAIN! (ss combos the hell outta d.p) followed by HMW: That **** should be censored!

 

[SDC]

after mango beat him at revival of melee:
M2K: "I have no tech skill"

 

[sakuraZaKi]

W/e that commentator said during Evo East '07, PC vs M2K.

 

[keeper]

w/e That Commentator Said During Evo East '07, Pc Vs M2k.

No. Hell No. Never ;-;

 

[HawaiianJigglyPuff]

"was it that hard sliq?"

"WAS IT THAT ****ING HARD YOU SCRUB?"

 

[toasty]

No. Hell No. Never ;-;

I'd have to agree...with the guy you're quoting.

 

[condemned_soul]

my favorite is that aint falco.......that is an awesome quote

 

[Masmasher@]

There was one with ddave where he said
"that was a buck fifty to his face."

Or one with homemadewaffles where silent spectre is fighting.
He says "knee him"
Right as he says that Silent Spectre knees his opponent for the last stock and the win.

If any one watches the Luke vs Eddie fights during one where luke is bowser and Eddie is Dr mario luke gets the first hit and he says " Im winning by infinite many times your score! (gets hit) ..not any more"

 

[Sizzle]

Going back to that Chillindude vs Ken match, I'm pretty sure that's jv3x3 doing the commentary. Especially since he goes on to explain the JV 3 stock and stuff...

 

[S.G.]

"Mew2King take some notes...You don't need fox"
The Scar Puns
~HMW
"And here we have the Pak of man's"
~DJN
and IDK if i overlooked it, hopefully i did
but has no one posted?

ISAI IS TOO GOOD

 

[telemaster]

something sliq said about darkrain pushing matt r's **** in and then matt r ****ting it back out at darkrain and then the two ****ting back and forth on each other. i don't remember what match it was. someone dig it up. sliq is genius

WC commentary is prigugh too

"READING RAINBOW"."WHY WOULD YOU STOP" . "HES HAVING A GOOD TIME HES HAVING A BALL DONT STOP ME NOW....: and more ...

 

[Vegard]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4YfJ0DFeoI

1:03 "Chillin comes with a convincing ken combo... and uhhh takes chillin down."

If someone knows the name of the commentator , I would like to know.

dont wanna look it up if anyone have already answered this, but that guy is JV.

 

[keeper]

dont wanna look it up if anyone have already answered this, but that guy is JV.

Yep, you literally got beat by three posts.

 

[The Irish Mafia]

By me:
1. play falcon
2. win fights
3. have sex with woman of your choice
4. enjoy bacon

 

[chize]

kdj when i met him:"hi, im steve,i main samus." lol i didnt find out it was him till i was about to leave elen's place, he ***** me

 

[Vsin]

"I think Eric's feet are just as happy as zhu's"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozn48FwAjzE

 

[TANK64]

ColBol -vs- Lucky
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2uF-7pOfTo

PB&J:
"ooooh-ew-hu-ah-ha---you should have rolled"

(On Lucky not rolling into a charged up smash. ColBol combo? *gasp*)

 

[Tee ay eye]

*after winning Genesis*
Mango: I MAKE IT RAAAINNN! *starts throwing dollar bills into the crowd*

 

[MaNg0]

tank64... i love ur avatar <333


and tai

i made that **** RAIN SON