best melee quotes

[EPsilon933]

One of the MaNg0 vs. Armada grand finals matches at Genesis.

Game: Jigglypuff! Jigglypuff! Jigglypuff!
Crowd: Jigglypuff! Jigglypuff! Jigglypuff!

 

[Fly_Amanita]

That was a hilarious and amazing moment.

 

[trahhSTEEZY]

I have to ask, how was the hype at genesis compared to mango juice?

that jigglypuff cheer seems like it'd be so awesome. wish i coulda came to spectate.

 

[EUROPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE]

when ss was coming out of the womb
ss:"Clod-Zero - heh, ur falcon just better than mine. not much else to say. i hope my falcon will become good like urs someday."

Nobody would have ever of known about that quote if I didn't find it, and put it in my sig.

and Julian stole it, ***.

 

[Naota21t]

There was one with ddave where he said
"that was a buck fifty to his face."

Or one with homemadewaffles where silent spectre is fighting.
He says "knee him"
Right as he says that Silent Spectre knees his opponent for the last stock and the win.

If any one watches the Luke vs Eddie fights during one where luke is bowser and Eddie is Dr mario luke gets the first hit and he says " Im winning by infinite many times your score! (gets hit) ..not any more"

it was phil who said knee him

anyone remember what match that was ? I can't remember who jeff was playing.

 

[Caleb Wolfbrand]

One time in Georgia, a Smash Aid tourney, 10 maybe, the grand finals or something was taking place, and everyone was watching. somehow everyone started saying "**** em up! **** em up!" everytime something started to happen. then after yelling it a lot, the owner of the game store comes over and yells, telling us DON'T USE THAT LANGUAGE IN HERE...

so there is awkward silence
then...

"MESS EM UP"
"TEAR EM UP"
"KNOCK EM UP"
and all sorts of variants. one of my fonder memories.



now for more famous quotes, WTF? the entire FC:3 crew battles. Especially Husband yelling "GET EM IN DA DARKRAIN COMBOE!!" towards the end of the match the said combo appeared in. Because of this, me and EverlastingYay went to a Wendy one day, and tried to order the Darkrain combo from their menu. We yelled it like Husband did.
What else, uh... pretty much everything KillaOR said during the crew battles...
EXTENDE-RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
"STUPID DOG!" (referring to Fox lol)
"THAT IS THE MOVE OF A SCARED PERSON"
Samus ditto : "MAN UP PINK BOY! MAN THE **** UP PINK BOY!"
and of course :
"IT'S ISAI- JUNIOR! ISAIIIIIIIIAHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAA!!!!"

Reflex, when he played Melee not Brawl, played bowser and would wait for a double jump and yell "JUMP SON!" or "don't jump!" and his Uair pretty much always hit... Good stuff.

and the legendary Co_and_me, upon watching a Marth vs someone saying :
"watch out for his sword attacks!"
priceless

 

[DankLump]

"I'm not quotable... Don't quote me on that"~PPMD

 

[MEnKIRBZ]

Chillindude:

"My b"

 

[AuraBreak]

Easy, Apex Mango interview.

"Life is this crazy, mystical thing, and sometimes you just go out like a buster."

 

[kingPiano]

"The slow roll is why you wear condoms" - PGH Carroll

 

[JDP]

Bizzaro Flame- "Easy Money"

 

[Tengil^]

I got the best one.

Interviewer: "what do your thoughts on jigglypuff?"
Armada: "Gay"
Random dude in the background(?) : "True"

 

[Wreckarooni]

"Who is you?!"

 

[VaLoR_Ryan]

"I never wanted to be the best I wanted to be the GOAT."

 

[VaLoR_Ryan]

"Wobbles the phoenix duh duh duh duh duh duh duhhhhhhh." -D1

 

[FEOwain]

"When the **** did this pasty white kid learn to play basketball?"
I forget who said it, but it was said after (lol) m2k did a ken combo.