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fix'd . . . ?Watty, have you ever shot a mang0?
lol why would he shoot a mangofix'd . . . ?
And his daddy's gone? Somewhere smoking rock now? In and out of lock down?What would you do if your son was at home, crying all alone on the bedroom floor cos he's hungry?
And the only way to feed him is to sleep with a man for a little bit of money?
YOU CAN GET PAID FOR THAT O_OAnd the only way to feed him is to sleep with a man for a little bit of money?
This is the best post I have ever read on smashboards or any other receptacle of internet tomfoolery.i have a question watty.
Right now you are with a girl in your room. Why dont you ever introduce me to them? Are you embarrassed of me? Do you think that i would **** block you? I mean it is pretty awkward when i run into a girl ive never seen before on the way to the bathroom after youve just banged **** outta her.
Also you always watch WALL-E or The Departed every time you bring the girl into your room. Is there something about these movies that turns girls on? I really dont see the correlation between the two movies.
What I really think I'm gonna do is go into the living room take a few shots of some mango rum (lol mango) and play Mario Party 5. Then I'll cuss yell, and scream at the stupidness of the random *** minigames (seriously what gives?) Maybe you other samus' can give me ideas on what to do.
I mean its not like you havent tried to cockblock me many a time when i am having sex and i hear "Drewwwwwwwwwwwww lets play smashhhhhhhhhhhhhh" in that really annoying watty voice, or when i can smell your awful disgusting farts 20 feet anyway from your room (seriously no one can match this man in a contest of foul *** farts).
Thanks for your time watty and i hope to hear a reply.
This is a pro post.i have a question watty.
Right now you are with a girl in your room. Why dont you ever introduce me to them? Are you embarrassed of me? Do you think that i would **** block you? I mean it is pretty awkward when i run into a girl ive never seen before on the way to the bathroom after youve just banged **** outta her.
Also you always watch WALL-E or The Departed every time you bring the girl into your room. Is there something about these movies that turns girls on? I really dont see the correlation between the two movies.
What I really think I'm gonna do is go into the living room take a few shots of some mango rum (lol mango) and play Mario Party 5. Then I'll cuss yell, and scream at the stupidness of the random *** minigames (seriously what gives?) Maybe you other samus' can give me ideas on what to do.
I mean its not like you havent tried to cockblock me many a time when i am having sex and i hear "Drewwwwwwwwwwwww lets play smashhhhhhhhhhhhhh" in that really annoying watty voice, or when i can smell your awful disgusting farts 20 feet anyway from your room (seriously no one can match this man in a contest of foul *** farts).
Thanks for your time watty and i hope to hear a reply.
....Star Wars Episode 5, Empire Strikes back once led to things for me.
hahahahhahaahahahahah this made my day.Im seriously thinking of putting up cameras in your room to blackmail you or something. That and maybe recording all this data to see if I can make a line graph to predict what kind of girl you will bring home next and what methods you will use to get in her pants.