M.K
Level 55
I'm running my few jokes thin with the people I tell them to every so often. Does anyone have any of those jokes you just tell to people and they are GENUINELY funny?
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If con is the opposite of pro, then what in the world is the opposite of progress?
****, beat me to it, i was gonna say:Well, this stupid one makes ME laugh...
A Rabbi and a Priest walked into a bar. It hurt.
I don't get it.Why does Michael Jackson like 25 year olds?
There are 20 of them.
There are twenty 5 year olds. Michael Jackson is an alleged child molesterI don't get it.
A friend and I have this joke that we constantly tell each other that Rogues from World of Warcraft have no area of effect, and we make it like our battlecries, say for example I spike my friend in brawl, this follows..." Yeah boy, I got Area of effect as freaking rogue!"
I don't know why but that made me laugh...Person 1: My, my, there are some funny things happening in town lately!
Person 2: Yeah, like all those rumors about the south! Did you hear about the kidnapping?
Person 1: Oh my! A kidnapping?
Person 2: Yeah, but then the kid woke up.
...I found it pretty funny, anyways.
Person 1: My, my, there are some funny things happening in town lately!
Person 2: Yeah, like all those rumors about the south! Did you hear about the kidnapping?
Person 1: Oh my! A kidnapping?
Person 2: Yeah, but then the kid woke up.
...I found it pretty funny, anyways.
*cough*..It's from Zelda, Majora's Mask..the jugglers from Clock Town say it. Nice try though.I don't know why but that made me laugh...
Haha this one is too good.An old man walks to the park and sits on one side of a bench. On the other side, there's a little kid eating candy bars. He eats one after another and another.
The old man says, "You'll get a stomachache eating all those candy bars."
The kid says, "My grandma lived to 100 years old and my grandpa lived to 110 years old."
"What, by eating only candy bars?"
"No, by minding there own f***ing business"
My friends find that funny but only with the curse in it. Without it, they hate it.
Lololol you got me.*cough*..It's from Zelda, Majora's Mask..the jugglers from Clock Town say it. Nice try though.
P.S. I see why your name is "Sly Fox"
This actually made me laugh, heh.A ship going north carrying red paint collided with a ship going south carrying blue paint, the survivors were marooned!
I know. Dosen't mean I can't find it funny*cough*..It's from Zelda, Majora's Mask..the jugglers from Clock Town say it. Nice try though.
P.S. I see why your name is "Sly Fox"
That's sick but still hilariousDead baby jokes FTW!!!
(This is a bit gross, so you don't have to read
What's the difference between a sandwich and a dead baby?
I don't f*** my sandwiches before I eat them!
*listener throws up*
As you should..these were nasty rather then funny..infact, never tell these again. *Not offending/trolling you*That's sick but still hilarious
I know a few baby jokes but I am somewhat reluctant to post them but I'll post them anyway
DISCLAIMER: I in no way condone these jokes and I didn't make them up, if you are mentally scarred and/or physically sick after reading them don't blame me
How do you break a baby's jaw?
Deepthroat
How do make a baby cry?
Wipe your bloody p*nis on its teddy bear
How many times does a baby spin in a microwave before it dies?
I don't know I was to busy masturbating
I feel ashamed now
I Lol'd.^_^Why do moon rocks taste better then earth rocks?
The answer!?
Because they're Meatyor