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all the hot guys are straight

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I'm not sure why you capitalized "never" but didn't do it for "this"

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On a serious note, the main reason why most "hot" guys are straight is because it is easier for them to get laid by women. Some gay men have given up on women because they feel it is a waste of time trying to get with one, and it is much easier for two people of the same sex to get together for the simple fact that they understand each other...being the same sex.

Of course, Spadefox will try to prove me wrong.
 

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You're making it seem like a choice heartz lolol

Gay men haven't given up on women, they weren't interested in them in the first place.
 

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lolol.

Are you saying that a man will do anything to get sex? If he likes girls, he won't convert because he can't get one.
 

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The only legal thing gay 15 year old boys CAN do.
 

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On a serious note, the main reason why most "hot" guys are straight is because it is easier for them to get laid by women. Some gay men have given up on women because they feel it is a waste of time trying to get with one, and it is much easier for two people of the same sex to get together for the simple fact that they understand each other...being the same sex.

Of course, Spadefox will try to prove me wrong.
Do you really think guys are typically that shallow?

Because that's pretty ****ing shallow. I know for **** sure my sexual orientation isn't based off how often I can get laid and it's kind of insulting that people would think that.

Just sayin'
 

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I seriously hate all this talk about bisexuality. Koth, you're straight. You like girls just a little more.

Easy as that.
 

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How would YOU know? xD

@Hylian: Of course not. That is why I said "some".

Perhaps "least" would have been a better term. Sorry for the generalization.

You said "most" actually, hence the generalization.
 

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If you were going to die in 11 minutes, and there's a gay man to your left and a straight woman to your right. Both would consent.

You cannot have both.

You'd pick the woman.

You're straight.
 
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If you were going to die in 11 minutes, and there's a gay man to your left and a straight woman to your right. Both would consent.

You cannot have both.

You'd pick the woman.

You're straight.
I'd prolly choose the dude, as I have had about 5 girlfriends and 1 boyfriend lloll

Gotta make it even, so they all get a shot and this ****.
 

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You're also conceited. And you're trying to prove me wrong.

Obviously a straight man, good ****, sir.
 

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More straight guys are hot because there are more of them.
Yes, it is that simple.

Also, you guys should argue more, it makes my day.
 

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Well I pretty much have to. Since less than 10% of the male population is gay or bi, and less than 1% are attractive. that means 90% of the guys I see are straight. Lul.
Do you know how hard it is to identify a gay guy? Besides the fabulous ones of course. Most are closets, or don't seem gay.
Usaully gay guys are obvious, they act proud of it.
 

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Usaully gay guys are obvious, they act proud of it.
That's called a ***got.

kek

My friends here still find it impossible to comprehend that I like boys. Your logic, my friend, is utter ****ing fail.
 

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People don't suspect I would ever be gay, and if I tell them they're always "wtf you're gay?".

Seriously, I've seen more straight guys who act like ******s than I saw really sissy gays.
 

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That's called a ***got.

kek

My friends here still find it impossible to comprehend that I like boys. Your logic, my friend, is utter ****ing fail.
Quoted for epic truth. I'm referred to as "a gay guy in a straight guy's body" for a reason. I don't flaunt it.

Sure, I'm proud of myself, but I don't need a f***ing parade to show it. That's for the insecure.
 
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