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all the hot guys are straight

Barge

All I want is a custom title
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As a man with a very fond taste for asian prostitutes and loves making very rude sexual jokes towards women and gay people I must say one thing.

GOD ****IT BOB DO YOU EVER THINK? EVER?
I love you, as its been said before
yes homo
 

Chaco

Never Logs In
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12,137
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NC
I like you more each time you post. Lol.

I agree with your standards.
 

Chaco

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It takes a special kind of man. Like Falcon and I.

EDIT: I hope no one takes us seriously, lol.
 

Hence

Smash Ace
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Dec 7, 2008
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745
Location
Georgia
She's an asian prostitute that he kidnapped, married, and locked in the basement.

Free her from her misery. :(
 

Chaco

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Lol, I love it when people boast when they don't know. *raaaaaaage*
 

Red Arremer

Smash Legend
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Location
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And if they're gay and hot, they usually are absolute *******s. First hand stories available right now, written by star journalist Spadefox.
 

DTP

L o s t - in reality~
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haha didn't notice this until now xD

Nice one Kade :p

<3
 

BluePeachy100

Smash Champion
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Apr 28, 2009
Messages
2,146
Location
Carnival Hell
Looks aren't everything? *says a guy who is clearly ugly* I got pics to prove it. *ugly and proud*

Wait, WTF? UGLY, and PROUD?! Nothing to be proud of... I.... must.... die... *hangs self*
 

Cherry64

Smash Master
Joined
Dec 7, 2008
Messages
3,029
Location
Southern Alberta,Canada
NNID
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Switch FC
SW-2905-1228-1895
K i KNOW the hot girls aren't all lesbians.
Had to respond to this. It is Very true, lesbian girls on the internet (which is totally for Porn)
aren't actually lesbians lol, they are bi at best and doing it for a nice pay check.
real lesbians that do it for love not money are generally ugly as s***.
Looks aren't everything? *says a guy who is clearly ugly* I got pics to prove it. *ugly and proud*

Wait, WTF? UGLY, and PROUD?! Nothing to be proud of... I.... must.... die... *hangs self*
wht? you sir need help.

@OP Barge AKA Kade, I have a friend who's like 25 -26, Best looking guy I've ever met, and gay, doesn't exactly show it though. he for one, has Great style ( trust me guys, not every gay guy has style, hell most of them sport abercrombe or AE clothes. This doens't make a person fashionable, being stylish means combining clothes from diff stores and making something that is smooth and has flow)

Might Post a piktor if I can find one.
He's tall (6'2), Dark brown hair, kept short and neat, sometimes put into a small faux hawk, Snake bites ( rarely has both in though alternates lips almost daily) sports trimmed facial hair lots. dominant cheek bone, kind of long face ( hence the chin straps).

two tattoo's, each of them are placed on his arm, they rap all the way around, just below the cup of a dress shirt. dunno what you'd call them, just a cool lookin' design lol

hope that has re-instated faith into you Barge
 

Teran

Through Fire, Justice is Served
Super Moderator
Premium
BRoomer
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Oct 23, 2008
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Beastector HQ
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I disagree. So wait, is this why I get so much male attention? :/

Also, Teran agrees that Straked is as adorable as a plushie doll, but that's a different kinda cute. D:






 

:mad:

Bird Law Aficionado
BRoomer
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Florida
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I think you're just insecure.

You'll grow fond of being gay soon enough. Also, nice location.
 
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