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KirbyWorshipper2465

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The Duck walked to Bayonetta's church's Lemonade Stand, and saw Wario kissing gay Soldier 76 and Bayonetta at a nuclear bomb. Bayonetta backed out with her gun, Duck wanted grapes. What could he possibly do with them? Hopefully something extremely wicked. Yes, he is crafty... like a Fox. Reaper killed Duck. Then its corpse burst into flames like Bayonetta predicted because she knew it would happen. Ducks are flammable in Dark World. So Reaper decided to cast a grape into existence for the Duck. They are acidic and cause onset of violent implosions... but they are the most DELICIOUS, so enjoy cautiously!
Ganondorf proceeded to DAB on them...
Or not. Phew.
THEN GANODORF DABBED!!!
. . . “Dabs don’t exist" SAID NOONE EVER!!!!!
“Please don’t dab” . *Ganodorf dabbing noise*

Such a trickster...
‘Please stop dabbing. .’
"DABBING IS CRINGE!"


Then, Ganondorf nuked himself and died. Thank the lord. But the explosions...
 
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The Duck walked to Bayonetta's church's Lemonade Stand, and saw Wario kissing gay Soldier 76 and Bayonetta at a nuclear bomb. Bayonetta backed out with her gun, Duck wanted grapes. What could he possibly do with them? Hopefully something extremely wicked. Yes, he is crafty... like a Fox. Reaper killed Duck. Then its corpse burst into flames like Bayonetta predicted because she knew it would happen. Ducks are flammable in Dark World. So Reaper decided to cast a grape into existence for the Duck. They are acidic and cause onset of violent implosions... but they are the most DELICIOUS, so enjoy cautiously!
Ganondorf proceeded to DAB on them...
Or not. Phew.
THEN GANODORF DABBED!!!
. . . “Dabs don’t exist" SAID NOONE EVER!!!!!
“Please don’t dab” . *Ganodorf dabbing noise*

Such a trickster...
‘Please stop dabbing. .’
"DABBING IS CRINGE!"

Then, Ganondorf nuked himself and died. Thank the lord. But the explosions continued to explode.
 

UtopianPoyzin

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The Duck walked to Bayonetta's church's Lemonade Stand, and saw Wario kissing gay Soldier 76 and Bayonetta at a nuclear bomb. Bayonetta backed out with her gun, Duck wanted grapes. What could he possibly do with them? Hopefully something extremely wicked. Yes, he is crafty... like a Fox. Reaper killed Duck. Then its corpse burst into flames like Bayonetta predicted because she knew it would happen. Ducks are flammable in Dark World. So Reaper decided to cast a grape into existence for the Duck. They are acidic and cause onset of violent implosions... but they are the most delicious, so enjoy cautiously! Ganondorf proceeded to dab on them... Or not. Phew. Then Ganondorf dabbed. "Dabs don't exist" said no one ever. Please don't dab, *Ganondorf dabbing noise.* Such a trickster; please stop dabbing; dabbing is cringe. Then, Ganondorf nuked himself and died. Thank the lord. But the explosions continued to explode forcing Ganondorf's ashes...
 
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The Duck walked to Bayonetta's church's Lemonade Stand, and saw Wario kissing gay Soldier 76 and Bayonetta at a nuclear bomb. Bayonetta backed out with her gun, Duck wanted grapes. What could he possibly do with them? Hopefully something extremely wicked. Yes, he is crafty... like a Fox. Reaper killed Duck. Then its corpse burst into flames like Bayonetta predicted because she knew it would happen. Ducks are flammable in Dark World. So Reaper decided to cast a grape into existence for the Duck. They are acidic and cause onset of violent implosions... but they are the most delicious, so enjoy cautiously! Ganondorf proceeded to dab on them... Or not. Phew. Then Ganondorf dabbed. "Dabs don't exist" said no one ever. Please don't dab, *Ganondorf dabbing noise.* Such a trickster; please stop dabbing; dabbing is cringe. Then, Ganondorf nuked himself and died. Thank the lord. But the explosions continued to explode forcing Ganondorf's ashes to explode again.
 
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The Duck walked to Bayonetta's church's Lemonade Stand, and saw Wario kissing gay Soldier 76 and Bayonetta at a nuclear bomb. Bayonetta backed out with her gun, Duck wanted grapes. What could he possibly do with them? Hopefully something extremely wicked. Yes, he is crafty... like a Fox. Reaper killed Duck. Then its corpse burst into flames like Bayonetta predicted because she knew it would happen. Ducks are flammable in Dark World. So Reaper decided to cast a grape into existence for the Duck. They are acidic and cause onset of violent implosions... but they are the most delicious, so enjoy cautiously! Ganondorf proceeded to dab on them... Or not. Phew. Then Ganondorf dabbed. "Dabs don't exist" said no one ever. Please don't dab, *Ganondorf dabbing noise.* Such a trickster; please stop dabbing; dabbing is cringe. Then, Ganondorf nuked himself and died. Thank the lord. But the explosions continued to explode forcing Ganondorf's ashes to explode again. However, the solution...
 
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The Duck walked to Bayonetta's church's Lemonade Stand, and saw Wario kissing gay Soldier 76 and Bayonetta at a nuclear bomb. Bayonetta backed out with her gun, Duck wanted grapes. What could he possibly do with them? Hopefully something extremely wicked. Yes, he is crafty... like a Fox. Reaper killed Duck. Then its corpse burst into flames like Bayonetta predicted because she knew it would happen. Ducks are flammable in Dark World. So Reaper decided to cast a grape into existence for the Duck. They are acidic and cause onset of violent implosions... but they are the most delicious, so enjoy cautiously! Ganondorf proceeded to dab on them... Or not. Phew. Then Ganondorf dabbed. "Dabs don't exist" said no one ever. Please don't dab, *Ganondorf dabbing noise.* Such a trickster; please stop dabbing; dabbing is cringe. Then, Ganondorf nuked himself and died. Thank the lord. But the explosions continued to explode forcing Ganondorf's ashes to explode again. However, the solution was right there.
 

KirbyWorshipper2465

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The Duck walked to Bayonetta's church's Lemonade Stand, and saw Wario kissing gay Soldier 76 and Bayonetta at a nuclear bomb. Bayonetta backed out with her gun, Duck wanted grapes. What could he possibly do with them? Hopefully something extremely wicked. Yes, he is crafty... like a Fox. Reaper killed Duck. Then its corpse burst into flames like Bayonetta predicted because she knew it would happen. Ducks are flammable in Dark World. So Reaper decided to cast a grape into existence for the Duck. They are acidic and cause onset of violent implosions... but they are the most delicious, so enjoy cautiously! Ganondorf proceeded to dab on them... Or not. Phew. Then Ganondorf dabbed. "Dabs don't exist" said no one ever. Please don't dab, *Ganondorf dabbing noise.* Such a trickster; please stop dabbing; dabbing is cringe. Then, Ganondorf nuked himself and died. Thank the lord. But the explosions continued to explode forcing Ganondorf's ashes to explode again. However, the solution was right there. Sink the entire...
 
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The Duck walked to Bayonetta's church's Lemonade Stand, and saw Wario kissing gay Soldier 76 and Bayonetta at a nuclear bomb. Bayonetta backed out with her gun, Duck wanted grapes. What could he possibly do with them? Hopefully something extremely wicked. Yes, he is crafty... like a Fox. Reaper killed Duck. Then its corpse burst into flames like Bayonetta predicted because she knew it would happen. Ducks are flammable in Dark World. So Reaper decided to cast a grape into existence for the Duck. They are acidic and cause onset of violent implosions... but they are the most delicious, so enjoy cautiously! Ganondorf proceeded to dab on them... Or not. Phew. Then Ganondorf dabbed. "Dabs don't exist" said no one ever. Please don't dab, *Ganondorf dabbing noise.* Such a trickster; please stop dabbing; dabbing is cringe. Then, Ganondorf nuked himself and died. Thank the lord. But the explosions continued to explode forcing Ganondorf's ashes to explode again. However, the solution was right there. Sink the entire moon for explosions.
 

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The Duck walked to Bayonetta's church's Lemonade Stand, and saw Wario kissing gay Soldier 76 and Bayonetta at a nuclear bomb. Bayonetta backed out with her gun, Duck wanted grapes. What could he possibly do with them? Hopefully something extremely wicked. Yes, he is crafty... like a Fox. Reaper killed Duck. Then its corpse burst into flames like Bayonetta predicted because she knew it would happen. Ducks are flammable in Dark World. So Reaper decided to cast a grape into existence for the Duck. They are acidic and cause onset of violent implosions... but they are the most DELICIOUS, so enjoy cautiously!
Ganondorf proceeded to DAB on them...
Or not. Phew.
THEN GANODORF DABBED!!!
. . . “Dabs don’t exist" SAID NOONE EVER!!!!!
“Please don’t dab” . *Ganodorf dabbing noise*

Such a trickster...
‘Please stop dabbing. .’
"DABBING IS CRINGE!"


Then, Ganondorf nuked himself and died. Thank the lord. But the explosions continued to explode forcing Ganondorf's ashes to explode again. However, the solution was right there. Sink the entire moon for explosions in Bayonetta's face.
 
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The Duck walked to Bayonetta's church's Lemonade Stand, and saw Wario kissing gay Soldier 76 and Bayonetta at a nuclear bomb. Bayonetta backed out with her gun, Duck wanted grapes. What could he possibly do with them? Hopefully something extremely wicked. Yes, he is crafty... like a Fox. Reaper killed Duck. Then its corpse burst into flames like Bayonetta predicted because she knew it would happen. Ducks are flammable in Dark World. So Reaper decided to cast a grape into existence for the Duck. They are acidic and cause onset of violent implosions... but they are the most DELICIOUS, so enjoy cautiously!
Ganondorf proceeded to DAB on them...
Or not. Phew.
THEN GANODORF DABBED!!!
. . . “Dabs don’t exist" SAID NOONE EVER!!!!!
“Please don’t dab” . *Ganodorf dabbing noise*

Such a trickster...
‘Please stop dabbing. .’
"DABBING IS CRINGE!"

Then, Ganondorf nuked himself and died. Thank the lord. But the explosions continued to explode forcing Ganondorf's ashes to explode again. However, the solution was right there. Sink the entire moon for explosions in Bayonetta's face.
The end (not).
 

UtopianPoyzin

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The Duck walked to Bayonetta's church's Lemonade Stand, and saw Wario kissing gay Soldier 76 and Bayonetta at a nuclear bomb. Bayonetta backed out with her gun, Duck wanted grapes. What could he possibly do with them? Hopefully something extremely wicked. Yes, he is crafty... like a Fox. Reaper killed Duck. Then its corpse burst into flames like Bayonetta predicted because she knew it would happen. Ducks are flammable in Dark World. So Reaper decided to cast a grape into existence for the Duck. They are acidic and cause onset of violent implosions... but they are the most delicious, so enjoy cautiously! Ganondorf proceeded to dab on them... Or not. Phew. Then Ganondorf dabbed. "Dabs don't exist" said no one ever. Please don't dab, *Ganondorf dabbing noise.* Such a trickster; please stop dabbing; dabbing is cringe. Then, Ganondorf nuked himself and died. Thank the lord. But the explosions continued to explode forcing Ganondorf's ashes to explode again. However, the solution was right there. Sink the entire moon for explosions in Bayonetta's face. That way, she...

The end (not).
We can't end yet, needs 100 posts total in the story.
 
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The Duck walked to Bayonetta's church's Lemonade Stand, and saw Wario kissing gay Soldier 76 and Bayonetta at a nuclear bomb. Bayonetta backed out with her gun, Duck wanted grapes. What could he possibly do with them? Hopefully something extremely wicked. Yes, he is crafty... like a Fox. Reaper killed Duck. Then its corpse burst into flames like Bayonetta predicted because she knew it would happen. Ducks are flammable in Dark World. So Reaper decided to cast a grape into existence for the Duck. They are acidic and cause onset of violent implosions... but they are the most delicious, so enjoy cautiously! Ganondorf proceeded to dab on them... Or not. Phew. Then Ganondorf dabbed. "Dabs don't exist" said no one ever. Please don't dab, *Ganondorf dabbing noise.* Such a trickster; please stop dabbing; dabbing is cringe. Then, Ganondorf nuked himself and died. Thank the lord. But the explosions continued to explode forcing Ganondorf's ashes to explode again. However, the solution was right there. Sink the entire moon for explosions in Bayonetta's face. That way, she can never cast...
 
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The Duck walked to Bayonetta's church's Lemonade Stand, and saw Wario kissing gay Soldier 76 and Bayonetta at a nuclear bomb. Bayonetta backed out with her gun, Duck wanted grapes. What could he possibly do with them? Hopefully something extremely wicked. Yes, he is crafty... like a Fox. Reaper killed Duck. Then its corpse burst into flames like Bayonetta predicted because she knew it would happen. Ducks are flammable in Dark World. So Reaper decided to cast a grape into existence for the Duck. They are acidic and cause onset of violent implosions... but they are the most delicious, so enjoy cautiously! Ganondorf proceeded to dab on them... Or not. Phew. Then Ganondorf dabbed. "Dabs don't exist" said no one ever. Please don't dab, *Ganondorf dabbing noise.* Such a trickster; please stop dabbing; dabbing is cringe. Then, Ganondorf nuked himself and died. Thank the lord. But the explosions continued to explode forcing Ganondorf's ashes to explode again. However, the solution was right there. Sink the entire moon for explosions in Bayonetta's face. That way, she can never cast spells which cause. . .
 
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The Duck walked to Bayonetta's church's Lemonade Stand, and saw Wario kissing gay Soldier 76 and Bayonetta at a nuclear bomb. Bayonetta backed out with her gun, Duck wanted grapes. What could he possibly do with them? Hopefully something extremely wicked. Yes, he is crafty... like a Fox. Reaper killed Duck. Then its corpse burst into flames like Bayonetta predicted because she knew it would happen. Ducks are flammable in Dark World. So Reaper decided to cast a grape into existence for the Duck. They are acidic and cause onset of violent implosions... but they are the most delicious, so enjoy cautiously! Ganondorf proceeded to dab on them... Or not. Phew. Then Ganondorf dabbed. "Dabs don't exist" said no one ever. Please don't dab, *Ganondorf dabbing noise.* Such a trickster; please stop dabbing; dabbing is cringe. Then, Ganondorf nuked himself and died. Thank the lord. But the explosions continued to explode forcing Ganondorf's ashes to explode again. However, the solution was right there. Sink the entire moon for explosions in Bayonetta's face. That way, she can never cast spells which cause mayhem and chaos.
 
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The Duck walked to Bayonetta's church's Lemonade Stand, and saw Wario kissing gay Soldier 76 and Bayonetta at a nuclear bomb. Bayonetta backed out with her gun, Duck wanted grapes. What could he possibly do with them? Hopefully something extremely wicked. Yes, he is crafty... like a Fox. Reaper killed Duck. Then its corpse burst into flames like Bayonetta predicted because she knew it would happen. Ducks are flammable in Dark World. So Reaper decided to cast a grape into existence for the Duck. They are acidic and cause onset of violent implosions... but they are the most delicious, so enjoy cautiously! Ganondorf proceeded to dab on them... Or not. Phew. Then Ganondorf dabbed. "Dabs don't exist" said no one ever. Please don't dab, *Ganondorf dabbing noise.* Such a trickster; please stop dabbing; dabbing is cringe. Then, Ganondorf nuked himself and died. Thank the lord. But the explosions continued to explode forcing Ganondorf's ashes to explode again. However, the solution was right there. Sink the entire moon for explosions in Bayonetta's face. That way, she can never cast spells which cause mayhem and chaos.
Bayonets proceeded to. . .
 
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The Duck walked to Bayonetta's church's Lemonade Stand, and saw Wario kissing gay Soldier 76 and Bayonetta at a nuclear bomb. Bayonetta backed out with her gun, Duck wanted grapes. What could he possibly do with them? Hopefully something extremely wicked. Yes, he is crafty... like a Fox. Reaper killed Duck. Then its corpse burst into flames like Bayonetta predicted because she knew it would happen. Ducks are flammable in Dark World. So Reaper decided to cast a grape into existence for the Duck. They are acidic and cause onset of violent implosions... but they are the most delicious, so enjoy cautiously! Ganondorf proceeded to dab on them... Or not. Phew. Then Ganondorf dabbed. "Dabs don't exist" said no one ever. Please don't dab, *Ganondorf dabbing noise.* Such a trickster; please stop dabbing; dabbing is cringe. Then, Ganondorf nuked himself and died. Thank the lord. But the explosions continued to explode forcing Ganondorf's ashes to explode again. However, the solution was right there. Sink the entire moon for explosions in Bayonetta's face. That way, she can never cast spells which cause mayhem and chaos.
Bayonets proceeded to fly to Atlanta...
 
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The Duck walked to Bayonetta's church's Lemonade Stand, and saw Wario kissing gay Soldier 76 and Bayonetta at a nuclear bomb. Bayonetta backed out with her gun, Duck wanted grapes. What could he possibly do with them? Hopefully something extremely wicked. Yes, he is crafty... like a Fox. Reaper killed Duck. Then its corpse burst into flames like Bayonetta predicted because she knew it would happen. Ducks are flammable in Dark World. So Reaper decided to cast a grape into existence for the Duck. They are acidic and cause onset of violent implosions... but they are the most delicious, so enjoy cautiously! Ganondorf proceeded to dab on them... Or not. Phew. Then Ganondorf dabbed. "Dabs don't exist" said no one ever. Please don't dab, *Ganondorf dabbing noise.* Such a trickster; please stop dabbing; dabbing is cringe. Then, Ganondorf nuked himself and died. Thank the lord. But the explosions continued to explode forcing Ganondorf's ashes to explode again. However, the solution was right there. Sink the entire moon for explosions in Bayonetta's face. That way, she can never cast spells which cause mayhem and chaos.
Bayonets proceeded to fly to Atlanta, where she was. . .
 
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The Duck walked to Bayonetta's church's Lemonade Stand, and saw Wario kissing gay Soldier 76 and Bayonetta at a nuclear bomb. Bayonetta backed out with her gun, Duck wanted grapes. What could he possibly do with them? Hopefully something extremely wicked. Yes, he is crafty... like a Fox. Reaper killed Duck. Then its corpse burst into flames like Bayonetta predicted because she knew it would happen. Ducks are flammable in Dark World. So Reaper decided to cast a grape into existence for the Duck. They are acidic and cause onset of violent implosions... but they are the most delicious, so enjoy cautiously! Ganondorf proceeded to dab on them... Or not. Phew. Then Ganondorf dabbed. "Dabs don't exist" said no one ever. Please don't dab, *Ganondorf dabbing noise.* Such a trickster; please stop dabbing; dabbing is cringe. Then, Ganondorf nuked himself and died. Thank the lord. But the explosions continued to explode forcing Ganondorf's ashes to explode again. However, the solution was right there. Sink the entire moon for explosions in Bayonetta's face. That way, she can never cast spells which cause mayhem and chaos.
Bayonets proceeded to fly to Atlanta, where she was to visit Jeanne.
 

KirbyWorshipper2465

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The Duck walked to Bayonetta's church's Lemonade Stand, and saw Wario kissing gay Soldier 76 and Bayonetta at a nuclear bomb. Bayonetta backed out with her gun, Duck wanted grapes. What could he possibly do with them? Hopefully something extremely wicked. Yes, he is crafty... like a Fox. Reaper killed Duck. Then its corpse burst into flames like Bayonetta predicted because she knew it would happen. Ducks are flammable in Dark World. So Reaper decided to cast a grape into existence for the Duck. They are acidic and cause onset of violent implosions... but they are the most delicious, so enjoy cautiously! Ganondorf proceeded to dab on them... Or not. Phew. Then Ganondorf dabbed. "Dabs don't exist" said no one ever. Please don't dab, *Ganondorf dabbing noise.* Such a trickster; please stop dabbing; dabbing is cringe. Then, Ganondorf nuked himself and died. Thank the lord. But the explosions continued to explode forcing Ganondorf's ashes to explode again. However, the solution was right there. Sink the entire moon for explosions in Bayonetta's face. That way, she can never cast spells which cause mayhem and chaos.
Bayonets proceeded to fly to Atlanta, where she was to visit Jeanne...as a mermaid?
 
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The Duck walked to Bayonetta's church's Lemonade Stand, and saw Wario kissing gay Soldier 76 and Bayonetta at a nuclear bomb. Bayonetta backed out with her gun, Duck wanted grapes. What could he possibly do with them? Hopefully something extremely wicked. Yes, he is crafty... like a Fox. Reaper killed Duck. Then its corpse burst into flames like Bayonetta predicted because she knew it would happen. Ducks are flammable in Dark World. So Reaper decided to cast a grape into existence for the Duck. They are acidic and cause onset of violent implosions... but they are the most delicious, so enjoy cautiously! Ganondorf proceeded to dab on them... Or not. Phew. Then Ganondorf dabbed. "Dabs don't exist" said no one ever. Please don't dab, *Ganondorf dabbing noise.* Such a trickster; please stop dabbing; dabbing is cringe. Then, Ganondorf nuked himself and died. Thank the lord. But the explosions continued to explode forcing Ganondorf's ashes to explode again. However, the solution was right there. Sink the entire moon for explosions in Bayonetta's face. That way, she can never cast spells which cause mayhem and chaos.
Bayonets proceeded to fly to Atlanta, where she was to visit Jeanne...as a mermaid? No, as magistrate!
 

KirbyWorshipper2465

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The Duck walked to Bayonetta's church's Lemonade Stand, and saw Wario kissing gay Soldier 76 and Bayonetta at a nuclear bomb. Bayonetta backed out with her gun, Duck wanted grapes. What could he possibly do with them? Hopefully something extremely wicked. Yes, he is crafty... like a Fox. Reaper killed Duck. Then its corpse burst into flames like Bayonetta predicted because she knew it would happen. Ducks are flammable in Dark World. So Reaper decided to cast a grape into existence for the Duck. They are acidic and cause onset of violent implosions... but they are the most delicious, so enjoy cautiously! Ganondorf proceeded to dab on them... Or not. Phew. Then Ganondorf dabbed. "Dabs don't exist" said no one ever. Please don't dab, *Ganondorf dabbing noise.* Such a trickster; please stop dabbing; dabbing is cringe. Then, Ganondorf nuked himself and died. Thank the lord. But the explosions continued to explode forcing Ganondorf's ashes to explode again. However, the solution was right there. Sink the entire moon for explosions in Bayonetta's face. That way, she can never cast spells which cause mayhem and chaos.
Bayonets proceeded to fly to Atlanta, where she was to visit Jeanne...as a mermaid? No, as magistrate! But she killed...
 
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The Duck walked to Bayonetta's church's Lemonade Stand, and saw Wario kissing gay Soldier 76 and Bayonetta at a nuclear bomb. Bayonetta backed out with her gun, Duck wanted grapes. What could he possibly do with them? Hopefully something extremely wicked. Yes, he is crafty... like a Fox. Reaper killed Duck. Then its corpse burst into flames like Bayonetta predicted because she knew it would happen. Ducks are flammable in Dark World. So Reaper decided to cast a grape into existence for the Duck. They are acidic and cause onset of violent implosions... but they are the most delicious, so enjoy cautiously! Ganondorf proceeded to dab on them... Or not. Phew. Then Ganondorf dabbed. "Dabs don't exist" said no one ever. Please don't dab, *Ganondorf dabbing noise.* Such a trickster; please stop dabbing; dabbing is cringe. Then, Ganondorf nuked himself and died. Thank the lord. But the explosions continued to explode forcing Ganondorf's ashes to explode again. However, the solution was right there. Sink the entire moon for explosions in Bayonetta's face. That way, she can never cast spells which cause mayhem and chaos.
Bayonets proceeded to fly to Atlanta, where she was to visit Jeanne...as a mermaid? No, as magistrate! But she killed five innocent teenagers...
 

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The Duck walked to Bayonetta's church's Lemonade Stand, and saw Wario kissing gay Soldier 76 and Bayonetta at a nuclear bomb. Bayonetta backed out with her gun, Duck wanted grapes. What could he possibly do with them? Hopefully something extremely wicked. Yes, he is crafty... like a Fox. Reaper killed Duck. Then its corpse burst into flames like Bayonetta predicted because she knew it would happen. Ducks are flammable in Dark World. So Reaper decided to cast a grape into existence for the Duck. They are acidic and cause onset of violent implosions... but they are the most delicious, so enjoy cautiously! Ganondorf proceeded to dab on them... Or not. Phew. Then Ganondorf dabbed. "Dabs don't exist" said no one ever. Please don't dab, *Ganondorf dabbing noise.* Such a trickster; please stop dabbing; dabbing is cringe.
Then, Ganondorf nuked himself and died. Thank the lord. But the explosions continued to explode forcing Ganondorf's ashes to explode again. However, the solution was right there. Sink the entire moon for explosions in Bayonetta's face. That way, she can never cast spells which cause mayhem and chaos.
Bayonetta proceeded to fly to Atlanta, where she was to visit Jeanne...as a mermaid? No, as magistrate! But she killed five innocent teenagers in a restaurant...
 
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The Duck walked to Bayonetta's church's Lemonade Stand, and saw Wario kissing gay Soldier 76 and Bayonetta at a nuclear bomb. Bayonetta backed out with her gun, Duck wanted grapes. What could he possibly do with them? Hopefully something extremely wicked. Yes, he is crafty... like a Fox. Reaper killed Duck. Then its corpse burst into flames like Bayonetta predicted because she knew it would happen. Ducks are flammable in Dark World. So Reaper decided to cast a grape into existence for the Duck. They are acidic and cause onset of violent implosions... but they are the most delicious, so enjoy cautiously! Ganondorf proceeded to dab on them... Or not. Phew. Then Ganondorf dabbed. "Dabs don't exist" said no one ever. Please don't dab, *Ganondorf dabbing noise.* Such a trickster; please stop dabbing; dabbing is cringe.
Then, Ganondorf nuked himself and died. Thank the lord. But the explosions continued to explode forcing Ganondorf's ashes to explode again. However, the solution was right there. Sink the entire moon for explosions in Bayonetta's face. That way, she can never cast spells which cause mayhem and chaos.
Bayonetta proceeded to fly to Atlanta, where she was to visit Jeanne...as a mermaid? No, as magistrate! But she killed five innocent teenagers in a restaurant named McDonalds. HORAY!!
 
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The Duck walked to Bayonetta's church's Lemonade Stand, and saw Wario kissing gay Soldier 76 and Bayonetta at a nuclear bomb. Bayonetta backed out with her gun, Duck wanted grapes. What could he possibly do with them? Hopefully something extremely wicked. Yes, he is crafty... like a Fox. Reaper killed Duck. Then its corpse burst into flames like Bayonetta predicted because she knew it would happen. Ducks are flammable in Dark World. So Reaper decided to cast a grape into existence for the Duck. They are acidic and cause onset of violent implosions... but they are the most delicious, so enjoy cautiously! Ganondorf proceeded to dab on them... Or not. Phew. Then Ganondorf dabbed. "Dabs don't exist" said no one ever. Please don't dab, *Ganondorf dabbing noise.* Such a trickster; please stop dabbing; dabbing is cringe.
Then, Ganondorf nuked himself and died. Thank the lord. But the explosions continued to explode forcing Ganondorf's ashes to explode again. However, the solution was right there. Sink the entire moon for explosions in Bayonetta's face. That way, she can never cast spells which cause mayhem and chaos.
Bayonetta proceeded to fly to Atlanta, where she was to visit Jeanne...as a mermaid? No, as magistrate! But she killed five innocent teenagers in a restaurant named McDonalds. HORAY!! More mayhem ahead...
 
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The Duck walked to Bayonetta's church's Lemonade Stand, and saw Wario kissing gay Soldier 76 and Bayonetta at a nuclear bomb. Bayonetta backed out with her gun, Duck wanted grapes. What could he possibly do with them? Hopefully something extremely wicked. Yes, he is crafty... like a Fox. Reaper killed Duck. Then its corpse burst into flames like Bayonetta predicted because she knew it would happen. Ducks are flammable in Dark World. So Reaper decided to cast a grape into existence for the Duck. They are acidic and cause onset of violent implosions... but they are the most delicious, so enjoy cautiously! Ganondorf proceeded to dab on them... Or not. Phew. Then Ganondorf dabbed. "Dabs don't exist" said no one ever. Please don't dab, *Ganondorf dabbing noise.* Such a trickster; please stop dabbing; dabbing is cringe.
Then, Ganondorf nuked himself and died. Thank the lord. But the explosions continued to explode forcing Ganondorf's ashes to explode again. However, the solution was right there. Sink the entire moon for explosions in Bayonetta's face. That way, she can never cast spells which cause mayhem and chaos.
Bayonetta proceeded to fly to Atlanta, where she was to visit Jeanne...as a mermaid? No, as magistrate! But she killed five innocent teenagers in a restaurant named McDonalds. HORAY!! More mayhem ahead when McDonalds sells...
 

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The Duck walked to Bayonetta's church's Lemonade Stand, and saw Wario kissing gay Soldier 76 and Bayonetta at a nuclear bomb. Bayonetta backed out with her gun, Duck wanted grapes. What could he possibly do with them? Hopefully something extremely wicked. Yes, he is crafty... like a Fox. Reaper killed Duck. Then its corpse burst into flames like Bayonetta predicted because she knew it would happen. Ducks are flammable in Dark World. So Reaper decided to cast a grape into existence for the Duck. They are acidic and cause onset of violent implosions... but they are the most delicious, so enjoy cautiously! Ganondorf proceeded to dab on them... Or not. Phew. Then Ganondorf dabbed. "Dabs don't exist" said no one ever. Please don't dab, *Ganondorf dabbing noise.* Such a trickster; please stop dabbing; dabbing is cringe.
Then, Ganondorf nuked himself and died. Thank the lord. But the explosions continued to explode forcing Ganondorf's ashes to explode again. However, the solution was right there. Sink the entire moon for explosions in Bayonetta's face. That way, she can never cast spells which cause mayhem and chaos.
Bayonetta proceeded to fly to Atlanta, where she was to visit Jeanne...as a mermaid? No, as magistrate! But she killed five innocent teenagers in a restaurant named McDonalds. HORAY!! More mayhem ahead when McDonalds sells the soul of...
 

Luigifan18

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The Duck walked to Bayonetta's church's Lemonade Stand, and saw Wario kissing gay Soldier 76 and Bayonetta at a nuclear bomb. Bayonetta backed out with her gun, Duck wanted grapes. What could he possibly do with them? Hopefully something extremely wicked. Yes, he is crafty... like a Fox. Reaper killed Duck. Then its corpse burst into flames like Bayonetta predicted because she knew it would happen. Ducks are flammable in Dark World. So Reaper decided to cast a grape into existence for the Duck. They are acidic and cause onset of violent implosions... but they are the most delicious, so enjoy cautiously! Ganondorf proceeded to dab on them... Or not. Phew. Then Ganondorf dabbed. "Dabs don't exist" said no one ever. Please don't dab, *Ganondorf dabbing noise.* Such a trickster; please stop dabbing; dabbing is cringe.
Then, Ganondorf nuked himself and died. Thank the lord. But the explosions continued to explode forcing Ganondorf's ashes to explode again. However, the solution was right there. Sink the entire moon for explosions in Bayonetta's face. That way, she can never cast spells which cause mayhem and chaos.
Bayonetta proceeded to fly to Atlanta, where she was to visit Jeanne...as a mermaid? No, as magistrate! But she killed five innocent teenagers in a restaurant named McDonalds. HOORAY!! More mayhem ahead when McDonalds sells the souls of the murdered teenagers...
 
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The Duck walked to Bayonetta's church's Lemonade Stand, and saw Wario kissing gay Soldier 76 and Bayonetta at a nuclear bomb. Bayonetta backed out with her gun, Duck wanted grapes. What could he possibly do with them? Hopefully something extremely wicked. Yes, he is crafty... like a Fox. Reaper killed Duck. Then its corpse burst into flames like Bayonetta predicted because she knew it would happen. Ducks are flammable in Dark World. So Reaper decided to cast a grape into existence for the Duck. They are acidic and cause onset of violent implosions... but they are the most delicious, so enjoy cautiously! Ganondorf proceeded to dab on them... Or not. Phew. Then Ganondorf dabbed. "Dabs don't exist" said no one ever. Please don't dab, *Ganondorf dabbing noise.* Such a trickster; please stop dabbing; dabbing is cringe.
Then, Ganondorf nuked himself and died. Thank the lord. But the explosions continued to explode forcing Ganondorf's ashes to explode again. However, the solution was right there. Sink the entire moon for explosions in Bayonetta's face. That way, she can never cast spells which cause mayhem and chaos.
Bayonetta proceeded to fly to Atlanta, where she was to visit Jeanne...as a mermaid? No, as magistrate! But she killed five innocent teenagers in a restaurant named McDonalds. HOORAY!! More mayhem ahead when McDonalds sells the souls of the murdered teenagers, deep fried and...
 

SmasherMaster

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The Duck walked to Bayonetta's church's Lemonade Stand, and saw Wario kissing gay Soldier 76 and Bayonetta at a nuclear bomb. Bayonetta backed out with her gun, Duck wanted grapes. What could he possibly do with them? Hopefully something extremely wicked. Yes, he is crafty... like a Fox. Reaper killed Duck. Then its corpse burst into flames like Bayonetta predicted because she knew it would happen. Ducks are flammable in Dark World. So Reaper decided to cast a grape into existence for the Duck. They are acidic and cause onset of violent implosions... but they are the most delicious, so enjoy cautiously! Ganondorf proceeded to dab on them... Or not. Phew. Then Ganondorf dabbed. "Dabs don't exist" said no one ever. Please don't dab, *Ganondorf dabbing noise.* Such a trickster; please stop dabbing; dabbing is cringe.
Then, Ganondorf nuked himself and died. Thank the lord. But the explosions continued to explode forcing Ganondorf's ashes to explode again. However, the solution was right there. Sink the entire moon for explosions in Bayonetta's face. That way, she can never cast spells which cause mayhem and chaos.
Bayonetta proceeded to fly to Atlanta, where she was to visit Jeanne...as a mermaid? No, as magistrate! But she killed five innocent teenagers in a restaurant named McDonalds. HOORAY!! More mayhem ahead when McDonalds sells the souls of the murdered teenagers, deep fried and served with large...
 
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The Duck walked to Bayonetta's church's Lemonade Stand, and saw Wario kissing gay Soldier 76 and Bayonetta at a nuclear bomb. Bayonetta backed out with her gun, Duck wanted grapes. What could he possibly do with them? Hopefully something extremely wicked. Yes, he is crafty... like a Fox. Reaper killed Duck. Then its corpse burst into flames like Bayonetta predicted because she knew it would happen. Ducks are flammable in Dark World. So Reaper decided to cast a grape into existence for the Duck. They are acidic and cause onset of violent implosions... but they are the most delicious, so enjoy cautiously! Ganondorf proceeded to dab on them... Or not. Phew. Then Ganondorf dabbed. "Dabs don't exist" said no one ever. Please don't dab, *Ganondorf dabbing noise.* Such a trickster; please stop dabbing; dabbing is cringe.
Then, Ganondorf nuked himself and died. Thank the lord. But the explosions continued to explode forcing Ganondorf's ashes to explode again. However, the solution was right there. Sink the entire moon for explosions in Bayonetta's face. That way, she can never cast spells which cause mayhem and chaos.
Bayonetta proceeded to fly to Atlanta, where she was to visit Jeanne...as a mermaid? No, as magistrate! But she killed five innocent teenagers in a restaurant named McDonalds. HOORAY!! More mayhem ahead when McDonalds sells the souls of the murdered teenagers, deep fried and served with large dead Ugandan Knuckles.
 

Luigifan18

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The Duck walked to Bayonetta's church's Lemonade Stand, and saw Wario kissing gay Soldier 76 and Bayonetta at a nuclear bomb. Bayonetta backed out with her gun, Duck wanted grapes. What could he possibly do with them? Hopefully something extremely wicked. Yes, he is crafty... like a Fox. Reaper killed Duck. Then its corpse burst into flames like Bayonetta predicted because she knew it would happen. Ducks are flammable in Dark World. So Reaper decided to cast a grape into existence for the Duck. They are acidic and cause onset of violent implosions... but they are the most delicious, so enjoy cautiously! Ganondorf proceeded to dab on them... Or not. Phew. Then Ganondorf dabbed. "Dabs don't exist" said no one ever. Please don't dab, *Ganondorf dabbing noise.* Such a trickster; please stop dabbing; dabbing is cringe.
Then, Ganondorf nuked himself and died. Thank the lord. But the explosions continued to explode forcing Ganondorf's ashes to explode again. However, the solution was right there. Sink the entire moon for explosions in Bayonetta's face. That way, she can never cast spells which cause mayhem and chaos.
Bayonetta proceeded to fly to Atlanta, where she was to visit Jeanne...as a mermaid? No, as magistrate! But she killed five innocent teenagers in a restaurant named McDonalds. HOORAY!! More mayhem ahead when McDonalds sells the souls of the murdered teenagers, deep fried and served with large dead Ugandan Knuckles. Then Freddy Fazbear...
 

KirbyWorshipper2465

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The Duck walked to Bayonetta's church's Lemonade Stand, and saw Wario kissing gay Soldier 76 and Bayonetta at a nuclear bomb. Bayonetta backed out with her gun, Duck wanted grapes. What could he possibly do with them? Hopefully something extremely wicked. Yes, he is crafty... like a Fox. Reaper killed Duck. Then its corpse burst into flames like Bayonetta predicted because she knew it would happen. Ducks are flammable in Dark World. So Reaper decided to cast a grape into existence for the Duck. They are acidic and cause onset of violent implosions... but they are the most delicious, so enjoy cautiously! Ganondorf proceeded to dab on them... Or not. Phew. Then Ganondorf dabbed. "Dabs don't exist" said no one ever. Please don't dab, *Ganondorf dabbing noise.* Such a trickster; please stop dabbing; dabbing is cringe.
Then, Ganondorf nuked himself and died. Thank the lord. But the explosions continued to explode forcing Ganondorf's ashes to explode again. However, the solution was right there. Sink the entire moon for explosions in Bayonetta's face. That way, she can never cast spells which cause mayhem and chaos.
Bayonetta proceeded to fly to Atlanta, where she was to visit Jeanne...as a mermaid? No, as magistrate! But she killed five innocent teenagers in a restaurant named McDonalds. HOORAY!! More mayhem ahead when McDonalds sells the souls of the murdered teenagers, deep fried and served with large dead Ugandan Knuckles. Then Freddy Fazbear tore apart Wario...
 

Luigifan18

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The Duck walked to Bayonetta's church's Lemonade Stand, and saw Wario kissing gay Soldier 76 and Bayonetta at a nuclear bomb. Bayonetta backed out with her gun, Duck wanted grapes. What could he possibly do with them? Hopefully something extremely wicked. Yes, he is crafty... like a Fox. Reaper killed Duck. Then its corpse burst into flames like Bayonetta predicted because she knew it would happen. Ducks are flammable in Dark World. So Reaper decided to cast a grape into existence for the Duck. They are acidic and cause onset of violent implosions... but they are the most delicious, so enjoy cautiously! Ganondorf proceeded to dab on them... Or not. Phew. Then Ganondorf dabbed. "Dabs don't exist" said no one ever. Please don't dab, *Ganondorf dabbing noise.* Such a trickster; please stop dabbing; dabbing is cringe.
Then, Ganondorf nuked himself and died. Thank the lord. But the explosions continued to explode forcing Ganondorf's ashes to explode again. However, the solution was right there. Sink the entire moon for explosions in Bayonetta's face. That way, she can never cast spells which cause mayhem and chaos.
Bayonetta proceeded to fly to Atlanta, where she was to visit Jeanne...as a mermaid? No, as magistrate! But she killed five innocent teenagers in a restaurant named McDonalds. HOORAY!! More mayhem ahead when McDonalds sells the souls of the murdered teenagers, deep fried and served with large dead Ugandan Knuckles. Then Freddy Fazbear tore apart Wario and stuffed Bayonetta...
 
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The Duck walked to Bayonetta's church's Lemonade Stand, and saw Wario kissing gay Soldier 76 and Bayonetta at a nuclear bomb. Bayonetta backed out with her gun, Duck wanted grapes. What could he possibly do with them? Hopefully something extremely wicked. Yes, he is crafty... like a Fox. Reaper killed Duck. Then its corpse burst into flames like Bayonetta predicted because she knew it would happen. Ducks are flammable in Dark World. So Reaper decided to cast a grape into existence for the Duck. They are acidic and cause onset of violent implosions... but they are the most delicious, so enjoy cautiously! Ganondorf proceeded to dab on them... Or not. Phew. Then Ganondorf dabbed. "Dabs don't exist" said no one ever. Please don't dab, *Ganondorf dabbing noise.* Such a trickster; please stop dabbing; dabbing is cringe.
Then, Ganondorf nuked himself and died. Thank the lord. But the explosions continued to explode forcing Ganondorf's ashes to explode again. However, the solution was right there. Sink the entire moon for explosions in Bayonetta's face. That way, she can never cast spells which cause mayhem and chaos.
Bayonetta proceeded to fly to Atlanta, where she was to visit Jeanne...as a mermaid? No, as magistrate! But she killed five innocent teenagers in a restaurant named McDonalds. HOORAY!! More mayhem ahead when McDonalds sells the souls of the murdered teenagers, deep fried and served with large dead Ugandan Knuckles. Then Freddy Fazbear tore apart Wario and stuffed Bayonetta into a Fazbear...
 
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Luigifan18

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The Duck walked to Bayonetta's church's Lemonade Stand, and saw Wario kissing gay Soldier 76 and Bayonetta at a nuclear bomb. Bayonetta backed out with her gun, Duck wanted grapes. What could he possibly do with them? Hopefully something extremely wicked. Yes, he is crafty... like a Fox. Reaper killed Duck. Then its corpse burst into flames like Bayonetta predicted because she knew it would happen. Ducks are flammable in Dark World. So Reaper decided to cast a grape into existence for the Duck. They are acidic and cause onset of violent implosions... but they are the most delicious, so enjoy cautiously! Ganondorf proceeded to dab on them... Or not. Phew. Then Ganondorf dabbed. "Dabs don't exist" said no one ever. Please don't dab, *Ganondorf dabbing noise.* Such a trickster; please stop dabbing; dabbing is cringe.
Then, Ganondorf nuked himself and died. Thank the lord. But the explosions continued to explode forcing Ganondorf's ashes to explode again. However, the solution was right there. Sink the entire moon for explosions in Bayonetta's face. That way, she can never cast spells which cause mayhem and chaos.
Bayonetta proceeded to fly to Atlanta, where she was to visit Jeanne...as a mermaid? No, as magistrate! But she killed five innocent teenagers in a restaurant named McDonalds. HOORAY!! More mayhem ahead when McDonalds sells the souls of the murdered teenagers, deep fried and served with large dead Ugandan Knuckles. Then Freddy Fazbear tore apart Wario and stuffed Bayonetta into a Fazbear costume with Wario...
 
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The Duck walked to Bayonetta's church's Lemonade Stand, and saw Wario kissing gay Soldier 76 and Bayonetta at a nuclear bomb. Bayonetta backed out with her gun, Duck wanted grapes. What could he possibly do with them? Hopefully something extremely wicked. Yes, he is crafty... like a Fox. Reaper killed Duck. Then its corpse burst into flames like Bayonetta predicted because she knew it would happen. Ducks are flammable in Dark World. So Reaper decided to cast a grape into existence for the Duck. They are acidic and cause onset of violent implosions... but they are the most delicious, so enjoy cautiously! Ganondorf proceeded to dab on them... Or not. Phew. Then Ganondorf dabbed. "Dabs don't exist" said no one ever. Please don't dab, *Ganondorf dabbing noise.* Such a trickster; please stop dabbing; dabbing is cringe.
Then, Ganondorf nuked himself and died. Thank the lord. But the explosions continued to explode forcing Ganondorf's ashes to explode again. However, the solution was right there. Sink the entire moon for explosions in Bayonetta's face. That way, she can never cast spells which cause mayhem and chaos.
Bayonetta proceeded to fly to Atlanta, where she was to visit Jeanne...as a mermaid? No, as magistrate! But she killed five innocent teenagers in a restaurant named McDonalds. HOORAY!! More mayhem ahead when McDonalds sells the souls of the murdered teenagers, deep fried and served with large dead Ugandan Knuckles. Then Freddy Fazbear tore apart Wario and stuffed Bayonetta into a Fazbear costume with Wario. But Kamek arrived...
 

KirbyWorshipper2465

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The Duck walked to Bayonetta's church's Lemonade Stand, and saw Wario kissing gay Soldier 76 and Bayonetta at a nuclear bomb. Bayonetta backed out with her gun, Duck wanted grapes. What could he possibly do with them? Hopefully something extremely wicked. Yes, he is crafty... like a Fox. Reaper killed Duck. Then its corpse burst into flames like Bayonetta predicted because she knew it would happen. Ducks are flammable in Dark World. So Reaper decided to cast a grape into existence for the Duck. They are acidic and cause onset of violent implosions... but they are the most delicious, so enjoy cautiously! Ganondorf proceeded to dab on them... Or not. Phew. Then Ganondorf dabbed. "Dabs don't exist" said no one ever. Please don't dab, *Ganondorf dabbing noise.* Such a trickster; please stop dabbing; dabbing is cringe.
Then, Ganondorf nuked himself and died. Thank the lord. But the explosions continued to explode forcing Ganondorf's ashes to explode again. However, the solution was right there. Sink the entire moon for explosions in Bayonetta's face. That way, she can never cast spells which cause mayhem and chaos.
Bayonetta proceeded to fly to Atlanta, where she was to visit Jeanne...as a mermaid? No, as magistrate! But she killed five innocent teenagers in a restaurant named McDonalds. HOORAY!! More mayhem ahead when McDonalds sells the souls of the murdered teenagers, deep fried and served with large dead Ugandan Knuckles. Then Freddy Fazbear tore apart Wario and stuffed Bayonetta into a Fazbear costume with Wario. But Kamek arrived and turned them...
 
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The Duck walked to Bayonetta's church's Lemonade Stand, and saw Wario kissing gay Soldier 76 and Bayonetta at a nuclear bomb. Bayonetta backed out with her gun, Duck wanted grapes. What could he possibly do with them? Hopefully something extremely wicked. Yes, he is crafty... like a Fox. Reaper killed Duck. Then its corpse burst into flames like Bayonetta predicted because she knew it would happen. Ducks are flammable in Dark World. So Reaper decided to cast a grape into existence for the Duck. They are acidic and cause onset of violent implosions... but they are the most delicious, so enjoy cautiously! Ganondorf proceeded to dab on them... Or not. Phew. Then Ganondorf dabbed. "Dabs don't exist" said no one ever. Please don't dab, *Ganondorf dabbing noise.* Such a trickster; please stop dabbing; dabbing is cringe.
Then, Ganondorf nuked himself and died. Thank the lord. But the explosions continued to explode forcing Ganondorf's ashes to explode again. However, the solution was right there. Sink the entire moon for explosions in Bayonetta's face. That way, she can never cast spells which cause mayhem and chaos.
Bayonetta proceeded to fly to Atlanta, where she was to visit Jeanne...as a mermaid? No, as magistrate! But she killed five innocent teenagers in a restaurant named McDonalds. HOORAY!! More mayhem ahead when McDonalds sells the souls of the murdered teenagers, deep fried and served with large dead Ugandan Knuckles. Then Freddy Fazbear tore apart Wario and stuffed Bayonetta into a Fazbear costume with Wario. But Kamek arrived and turned them into Yoshi eggs.
 

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The Duck walked to Bayonetta's church's Lemonade Stand, and saw Wario kissing gay Soldier 76 and Bayonetta at a nuclear bomb. Bayonetta backed out with her gun, Duck wanted grapes. What could he possibly do with them? Hopefully something extremely wicked. Yes, he is crafty... like a Fox. Reaper killed Duck. Then its corpse burst into flames like Bayonetta predicted because she knew it would happen. Ducks are flammable in Dark World. So Reaper decided to cast a grape into existence for the Duck. They are acidic and cause onset of violent implosions... but they are the most delicious, so enjoy cautiously! Ganondorf proceeded to dab on them... Or not. Phew. Then Ganondorf dabbed. "Dabs don't exist" said no one ever. Please don't dab, *Ganondorf dabbing noise.* Such a trickster; please stop dabbing; dabbing is cringe. Then, Ganondorf nuked himself and died. Thank the lord. But the explosions continued to explode forcing Ganondorf's ashes to explode again. However, the solution was right there. Sink the entire moon for explosions in Bayonetta's face. That way, she can never cast spells which cause mayhem and chaos. Bayonetta proceeded to fly to Atlanta, where she was to visit Jeanne...as a mermaid? No, as magistrate! But she killed five innocent teenagers in a restaurant named McDonalds. HOORAY!! More mayhem ahead when McDonalds sells the souls of the murdered teenagers, deep fried and served with large dead Ugandan Knuckles. Then Freddy Fazbear tore apart Wario and stuffed Bayonetta into a Fazbear costume with Wario. But Kamek arrived and turned them into Yoshi eggs. Zinith Zinith ...
 
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