Nobody could find the murderer's corpse because it fell into a ravine. Was he dead? Of course he wasn't, but he is a werewolf, so he can transform under full sunlight -- wait, no; it's moonlight. He summoned his underlings to break his legs and tie his hands to the back of Adam Sandler's pickup. Then, they went out to the Umbra Clock Tower to let him pray for forgiveness. But the stage was closed for renovations to add a Bayonetta statue. Then the statue summoned Winged Kuriboh and destroyed itself and his search continued for another person who showers. He never could because he was in the closet with Tom Cruise eating raw garlic. The raw garlic was actually Wario?!?!?!? How is Wario...
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Nobody could find the murderer's corpse because it fell into a ravine. Was he dead? Of course he wasn't, but he is a werewolf, so he can transform under full sunlight -- wait, no; it's moonlight. He summoned his underlings to break his legs and tie his hands to the back of Adam Sandler's pickup. Then, they went out to the Umbra Clock Tower to let him pray for forgiveness. But the stage was closed for renovations to add a Bayonetta statue. Then the statue summoned Winged Kuriboh and destroyed itself and his search continued for another person who showers. He never could because he was in the closet with Tom Cruise eating raw garlic. The raw garlic was actually Wario?!?!?!? How is Wario skinny enough to...
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Nobody could find the murderer's corpse because it fell into a ravine. Was he dead? Of course he wasn't, but he is a werewolf, so he can transform under full sunlight -- wait, no; it's moonlight. He summoned his underlings to break his legs and tie his hands to the back of Adam Sandler's pickup. Then, they went out to the Umbra Clock Tower to let him pray for forgiveness. But the stage was closed for renovations to add a Bayonetta statue. Then the statue summoned Winged Kuriboh and destroyed itself and his search continued for another person who showers. He never could because he was in the closet with Tom Cruise eating raw garlic. The raw garlic was actually Wario?!?!?!? How is Wario skinny enough to get with Bayonetta?
BonafideFella
Smash Journeyman
Nobody could find the murderer's corpse because it fell into a ravine. Was he dead? Of course he wasn't, but he is a werewolf, so he can transform under full sunlight -- wait, no; it's moonlight. He summoned his underlings to break his legs and tie his hands to the back of Adam Sandler's pickup. Then, they went out to the Umbra Clock Tower to let him pray for forgiveness. But the stage was closed for renovations to add a Bayonetta statue. Then the statue summoned Winged Kuriboh and destroyed itself and his search continued for another person who showers. He never could because he was in the closet with Tom Cruise eating raw garlic. The raw garlic was actually Wario?!?!?!? How is Wario skinny enough to get with Bayonetta? He used his...
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Nobody could find the murderer's corpse because it fell into a ravine. Was he dead? Of course he wasn't, but he is a werewolf, so he can transform under full sunlight -- wait, no; it's moonlight. He summoned his underlings to break his legs and tie his hands to the back of Adam Sandler's pickup. Then, they went out to the Umbra Clock Tower to let him pray for forgiveness. But the stage was closed for renovations to add a Bayonetta statue. Then the statue summoned Winged Kuriboh and destroyed itself and his search continued for another person who showers. He never could because he was in the closet with Tom Cruise eating raw garlic. The raw garlic was actually Wario?!?!?!? How is Wario skinny enough to get with Bayonetta? He used his farts to lose...
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Nobody could find the murderer's corpse because it fell into a ravine. Was he dead? Of course he wasn't, but he is a werewolf, so he can transform under full sunlight -- wait, no; it's moonlight. He summoned his underlings to break his legs and tie his hands to the back of Adam Sandler's pickup. Then, they went out to the Umbra Clock Tower to let him pray for forgiveness. But the stage was closed for renovations to add a Bayonetta statue. Then the statue summoned Winged Kuriboh and destroyed itself and his search continued for another person who showers. He never could because he was in the closet with Tom Cruise eating raw garlic. The raw garlic was actually Wario?!?!?!? How is Wario skinny enough to get with Bayonetta? He used his farts to lose half his weight.
Primal Cookie
Smash Apprentice
Nobody could find the murderer's corpse because it fell into a ravine. Was he dead? Of course he wasn't, but he is a werewolf, so he can transform under full sunlight -- wait, no; it's moonlight. He summoned his underlings to break his legs and tie his hands to the back of Adam Sandler's pickup. Then, they went out to the Umbra Clock Tower to let him pray for forgiveness. But the stage was closed for renovations to add a Bayonetta statue. Then the statue summoned Winged Kuriboh and destroyed itself and his search continued for another person who showers. He never could because he was in the closet with Tom Cruise eating raw garlic. The raw garlic was actually Wario?!?!?!? How is Wario skinny enough to get with Bayonetta? He used his farts to lose half his weight. Bayonetta thought that...
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Nobody could find the murderer's corpse because it fell into a ravine. Was he dead? Of course he wasn't, but he is a werewolf, so he can transform under full sunlight -- wait, no; it's moonlight. He summoned his underlings to break his legs and tie his hands to the back of Adam Sandler's pickup. Then, they went out to the Umbra Clock Tower to let him pray for forgiveness. But the stage was closed for renovations to add a Bayonetta statue. Then the statue summoned Winged Kuriboh and destroyed itself and his search continued for another person who showers. He never could because he was in the closet with Tom Cruise eating raw garlic. The raw garlic was actually Wario?!?!?!? How is Wario skinny enough to get with Bayonetta? He used his farts to lose half his weight. Bayonetta thought that this was ridiculous...
BonafideFella
Smash Journeyman
Nobody could find the murderer's corpse because it fell into a ravine. Was he dead? Of course he wasn't, but he is a werewolf, so he can transform under full sunlight -- wait, no; it's moonlight. He summoned his underlings to break his legs and tie his hands to the back of Adam Sandler's pickup. Then, they went out to the Umbra Clock Tower to let him pray for forgiveness. But the stage was closed for renovations to add a Bayonetta statue. Then the statue summoned Winged Kuriboh and destroyed itself and his search continued for another person who showers. He never could because he was in the closet with Tom Cruise eating raw garlic. The raw garlic was actually Wario?!?!?!? How is Wario skinny enough to get with Bayonetta? He used his farts to lose half his weight. Bayonetta thought that this was ridiculous until Wario bought...
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Nobody could find the murderer's corpse because it fell into a ravine. Was he dead? Of course he wasn't, but he is a werewolf, so he can transform under full sunlight -- wait, no; it's moonlight. He summoned his underlings to break his legs and tie his hands to the back of Adam Sandler's pickup. Then, they went out to the Umbra Clock Tower to let him pray for forgiveness. But the stage was closed for renovations to add a Bayonetta statue. Then the statue summoned Winged Kuriboh and destroyed itself and his search continued for another person who showers. He never could because he was in the closet with Tom Cruise eating raw garlic. The raw garlic was actually Wario?!?!?!? How is Wario skinny enough to get with Bayonetta? He used his farts to lose half his weight. Bayonetta thought that this was ridiculous until Wario bought a weight-losing simulator...
BonafideFella
Smash Journeyman
Nobody could find the murderer's corpse because it fell into a ravine. Was he dead? Of course he wasn't, but he is a werewolf, so he can transform under full sunlight -- wait, no; it's moonlight. He summoned his underlings to break his legs and tie his hands to the back of Adam Sandler's pickup. Then, they went out to the Umbra Clock Tower to let him pray for forgiveness. But the stage was closed for renovations to add a Bayonetta statue. Then the statue summoned Winged Kuriboh and destroyed itself and his search continued for another person who showers. He never could because he was in the closet with Tom Cruise eating raw garlic. The raw garlic was actually Wario?!?!?!? How is Wario skinny enough to get with Bayonetta? He used his farts to lose half his weight. Bayonetta thought that this was ridiculous until Wario bought a weight-losing simulator before eating it.
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Nobody could find the murderer's corpse because it fell into a ravine. Was he dead? Of course he wasn't, but he is a werewolf, so he can transform under full sunlight -- wait, no; it's moonlight. He summoned his underlings to break his legs and tie his hands to the back of Adam Sandler's pickup. Then, they went out to the Umbra Clock Tower to let him pray for forgiveness. But the stage was closed for renovations to add a Bayonetta statue. Then the statue summoned Winged Kuriboh and destroyed itself and his search continued for another person who showers. He never could because he was in the closet with Tom Cruise eating raw garlic. The raw garlic was actually Wario?!?!?!? How is Wario skinny enough to get with Bayonetta? He used his farts to lose half his weight. Bayonetta thought that this was ridiculous until Wario bought a weight-losing simulator before eating it. Silly Wario, always...
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Nobody could find the murderer's corpse because it fell into a ravine. Was he dead? Of course he wasn't, but he is a werewolf, so he can transform under full sunlight -- wait, no; it's moonlight. He summoned his underlings to break his legs and tie his hands to the back of Adam Sandler's pickup. Then, they went out to the Umbra Clock Tower to let him pray for forgiveness. But the stage was closed for renovations to add a Bayonetta statue. Then the statue summoned Winged Kuriboh and destroyed itself and his search continued for another person who showers. He never could because he was in the closet with Tom Cruise eating raw garlic. The raw garlic was actually Wario?!?!?!? How is Wario skinny enough to get with Bayonetta? He used his farts to lose half his weight. Bayonetta thought that this was ridiculous until Wario bought a weight-losing simulator before eating it. Silly Wario, always being a little....
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Primal Cookie
Smash Apprentice
Nobody could find the murderer's corpse because it fell into a ravine. Was he dead? Of course he wasn't, but he is a werewolf, so he can transform under full sunlight -- wait, no; it's moonlight. He summoned his underlings to break his legs and tie his hands to the back of Adam Sandler's pickup. Then, they went out to the Umbra Clock Tower to let him pray for forgiveness. But the stage was closed for renovations to add a Bayonetta statue. Then the statue summoned Winged Kuriboh and destroyed itself and his search continued for another person who showers. He never could because he was in the closet with Tom Cruise eating raw garlic. The raw garlic was actually Wario?!?!?!? How is Wario skinny enough to get with Bayonetta? He used his farts to lose half his weight. Bayonetta thought that this was ridiculous until Wario bought a weight-losing simulator before eating it. Silly Wario, always being a little "angel". But what...
KirbyWorshipper2465
Smash Legend
Nobody could find the murderer's corpse because it fell into a ravine. Was he dead? Of course he wasn't, but he is a werewolf, so he can transform under full sunlight -- wait, no; it's moonlight. He summoned his underlings to break his legs and tie his hands to the back of Adam Sandler's pickup. Then, they went out to the Umbra Clock Tower to let him pray for forgiveness. But the stage was closed for renovations to add a Bayonetta statue. Then the statue summoned Winged Kuriboh and destroyed itself and his search continued for another person who showers. He never could because he was in the closet with Tom Cruise eating raw garlic. The raw garlic was actually Wario?!?!?!? How is Wario skinny enough to get with Bayonetta? He used his farts to lose half his weight. Bayonetta thought that this was ridiculous until Wario bought a weight-losing simulator before eating it. Silly Wario, always being a little "angel". But what makes even less...
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Nobody could find the murderer's corpse because it fell into a ravine. Was he dead? Of course he wasn't, but he is a werewolf, so he can transform under full sunlight -- wait, no; it's moonlight. He summoned his underlings to break his legs and tie his hands to the back of Adam Sandler's pickup. Then, they went out to the Umbra Clock Tower to let him pray for forgiveness. But the stage was closed for renovations to add a Bayonetta statue. Then the statue summoned Winged Kuriboh and destroyed itself and his search continued for another person who showers. He never could because he was in the closet with Tom Cruise eating raw garlic. The raw garlic was actually Wario?!?!?!? How is Wario skinny enough to get with Bayonetta? He used his farts to lose half his weight. Bayonetta thought that this was ridiculous until Wario bought a weight-losing simulator before eating it. Silly Wario, always being a little "angel". But what makes even less sense is that...
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Nobody could find the murderer's corpse because it fell into a ravine. Was he dead? Of course he wasn't, but he is a werewolf, so he can transform under full sunlight -- wait, no; it's moonlight. He summoned his underlings to break his legs and tie his hands to the back of Adam Sandler's pickup. Then, they went out to the Umbra Clock Tower to let him pray for forgiveness. But the stage was closed for renovations to add a Bayonetta statue. Then the statue summoned Winged Kuriboh and destroyed itself and his search continued for another person who showers. He never could because he was in the closet with Tom Cruise eating raw garlic. The raw garlic was actually Wario?!?!?!? How is Wario skinny enough to get with Bayonetta? He used his farts to lose half his weight. Bayonetta thought that this was ridiculous until Wario bought a weight-losing simulator before eating it. Silly Wario, always being a little "angel". But what makes even less sense is that WARIO IS GAY!?!?!?!?!?!?
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Nobody could find the murderer's corpse because it fell into a ravine. Was he dead? Of course he wasn't, but he is a werewolf, so he can transform under full sunlight -- wait, no; it's moonlight. He summoned his underlings to break his legs and tie his hands to the back of Adam Sandler's pickup. Then, they went out to the Umbra Clock Tower to let him pray for forgiveness. But the stage was closed for renovations to add a Bayonetta statue. Then the statue summoned Winged Kuriboh and destroyed itself and his search continued for another person who showers. He never could because he was in the closet with Tom Cruise eating raw garlic. The raw garlic was actually Wario?!?!?!? How is Wario skinny enough to get with Bayonetta? He used his farts to lose half his weight. Bayonetta thought that this was ridiculous until Wario bought a weight-losing simulator before eating it. Silly Wario, always being a little "angel". But what makes even less sense is that WARIO IS GAY!?!?!?!?!?!? He started kissing. . .
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Nobody could find the murderer's corpse because it fell into a ravine. Was he dead? Of course he wasn't, but he is a werewolf, so he can transform under full sunlight -- wait, no; it's moonlight. He summoned his underlings to break his legs and tie his hands to the back of Adam Sandler's pickup. Then, they went out to the Umbra Clock Tower to let him pray for forgiveness. But the stage was closed for renovations to add a Bayonetta statue. Then the statue summoned Winged Kuriboh and destroyed itself and his search continued for another person who showers. He never could because he was in the closet with Tom Cruise eating raw garlic. The raw garlic was actually Wario?!?!?!? How is Wario skinny enough to get with Bayonetta? He used his farts to lose half his weight. Bayonetta thought that this was ridiculous until Wario bought a weight-losing simulator before eating it. Silly Wario, always being a little "angel". But what makes even less sense is that WARIO IS GAY!?!?!?!?!?!? He started kissing BAYONETTA WHO'S MALE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
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Nobody could find the murderer's corpse because it fell into a ravine. Was he dead? Of course he wasn't, but he is a werewolf, so he can transform under full sunlight -- wait, no; it's moonlight. He summoned his underlings to break his legs and tie his hands to the back of Adam Sandler's pickup. Then, they went out to the Umbra Clock Tower to let him pray for forgiveness. But the stage was closed for renovations to add a Bayonetta statue. Then the statue summoned Winged Kuriboh and destroyed itself and his search continued for another person who showers. He never could because he was in the closet with Tom Cruise eating raw garlic. The raw garlic was actually Wario?!?!?!? How is Wario skinny enough to get with Bayonetta? He used his farts to lose half his weight. Bayonetta thought that this was ridiculous until Wario bought a weight-losing simulator before eating it. Silly Wario, always being a little "angel". But what makes even less sense is that WARIO IS GAY!?!?!?!?!?!? He started kissing BAYONETTA WHO'S MALE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Then, Dumbledore decided. . .
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Nobody could find the murderer's corpse because it fell into a ravine. Was he dead? Of course he wasn't, but he is a werewolf, so he can transform under full sunlight -- wait, no; it's moonlight. He summoned his underlings to break his legs and tie his hands to the back of Adam Sandler's pickup. Then, they went out to the Umbra Clock Tower to let him pray for forgiveness. But the stage was closed for renovations to add a Bayonetta statue. Then the statue summoned Winged Kuriboh and destroyed itself and his search continued for another person who showers. He never could because he was in the closet with Tom Cruise eating raw garlic. The raw garlic was actually Wario?!?!?!? How is Wario skinny enough to get with Bayonetta? He used his farts to lose half his weight. Bayonetta thought that this was ridiculous until Wario bought a weight-losing simulator before eating it. Silly Wario, always being a little "angel". But what makes even less sense is that WARIO IS GAY!?!?!?!?!?!? He started kissing BAYONETTA WHO'S MALE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Then, Dumbledore decided TO ROAST LUCAS!?!?!?
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KirbyWorshipper2465
Smash Legend
Nobody could find the murderer's corpse because it fell into a ravine. Was he dead? Of course he wasn't, but he is a werewolf, so he can transform under full sunlight -- wait, no; it's moonlight. He summoned his underlings to break his legs and tie his hands to the back of Adam Sandler's pickup. Then, they went out to the Umbra Clock Tower to let him pray for forgiveness. But the stage was closed for renovations to add a Bayonetta statue. Then the statue summoned Winged Kuriboh and destroyed itself and his search continued for another person who showers. He never could because he was in the closet with Tom Cruise eating raw garlic. The raw garlic was actually Wario?!?!?!? How is Wario skinny enough to get with Bayonetta? He used his farts to lose half his weight. Bayonetta thought that this was ridiculous until Wario bought a weight-losing simulator before eating it. Silly Wario, always being a little "angel". But what makes even less sense is that WARIO IS GAY!?!?!?!?!?!? He started kissing BAYONETTA WHO'S MALE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Then, Dumbledore decided TO ROAST LUCAS!?!?!? And then Peach...
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called Chunky Kong
Nobody could find the murderer's corpse because it fell into a ravine. Was he dead? Of course he wasn't, but he is a werewolf, so he can transform under full sunlight -- wait, no; it's moonlight. He summoned his underlings to break his legs and tie his hands to the back of Adam Sandler's pickup. Then, they went out to the Umbra Clock Tower to let him pray for forgiveness. But the stage was closed for renovations to add a Bayonetta statue. Then the statue summoned Winged Kuriboh and destroyed itself and his search continued for another person who showers. He never could because he was in the closet with Tom Cruise eating raw garlic. The raw garlic was actually Wario?!?!?!? How is Wario skinny enough to get with Bayonetta? He used his farts to lose half his weight. Bayonetta thought that this was ridiculous until Wario bought a weight-losing simulator before eating it. Silly Wario, always being a little "angel". But what makes even less sense is that WARIO IS GAY!?!?!?!?!?!? He started kissing BAYONETTA WHO'S MALE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Then, Dumbledore decided TO ROAST LUCAS!?!?!? And then Peach... called Chunky Kong to win EVO
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Nobody could find the murderer's corpse because it fell into a ravine. Was he dead? Of course he wasn't, but he is a werewolf, so he can transform under full sunlight -- wait, no; it's moonlight. He summoned his underlings to break his legs and tie his hands to the back of Adam Sandler's pickup. Then, they went out to the Umbra Clock Tower to let him pray for forgiveness. But the stage was closed for renovations to add a Bayonetta statue. Then the statue summoned Winged Kuriboh and destroyed itself and his search continued for another person who showers. He never could because he was in the closet with Tom Cruise eating raw garlic. The raw garlic was actually Wario?!?!?!? How is Wario skinny enough to get with Bayonetta? He used his farts to lose half his weight. Bayonetta thought that this was ridiculous until Wario bought a weight-losing simulator before eating it. Silly Wario, always being a little "angel". But what makes even less sense is that WARIO IS GAY!?!?!?!?!?!? He started kissing BAYONETTA WHO'S MALE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Then, Dumbledore decided TO ROAST LUCAS!?!?!? And then Peach... called Chunky Kong to win EVO without jumping high
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Nobody could find the murderer's corpse because it fell into a ravine. Was he dead? Of course he wasn't, but he is a werewolf, so he can transform under full sunlight -- wait, no; it's moonlight. He summoned his underlings to break his legs and tie his hands to the back of Adam Sandler's pickup. Then, they went out to the Umbra Clock Tower to let him pray for forgiveness. But the stage was closed for renovations to add a Bayonetta statue. Then the statue summoned Winged Kuriboh and destroyed itself and his search continued for another person who showers. He never could because he was in the closet with Tom Cruise eating raw garlic. The raw garlic was actually Wario?!?!?!? How is Wario skinny enough to get with Bayonetta? He used his farts to lose half his weight. Bayonetta thought that this was ridiculous until Wario bought a weight-losing simulator before eating it. Silly Wario, always being a little "angel". But what makes even less sense is that WARIO IS GAY!?!?!?!?!?!? He started kissing BAYONETTA WHO'S MALE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Then, Dumbledore decided TO ROAST LUCAS!?!?!? And then Peach... called Chunky Kong to win EVO without jumping high. Can he accomplish...
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Nobody could find the murderer's corpse because it fell into a ravine. Was he dead? Of course he wasn't, but he is a werewolf, so he can transform under full sunlight -- wait, no; it's moonlight. He summoned his underlings to break his legs and tie his hands to the back of Adam Sandler's pickup. Then, they went out to the Umbra Clock Tower to let him pray for forgiveness. But the stage was closed for renovations to add a Bayonetta statue. Then the statue summoned Winged Kuriboh and destroyed itself and his search continued for another person who showers. He never could because he was in the closet with Tom Cruise eating raw garlic. The raw garlic was actually Wario?!?!?!? How is Wario skinny enough to get with Bayonetta? He used his farts to lose half his weight. Bayonetta thought that this was ridiculous until Wario bought a weight-losing simulator before eating it. Silly Wario, always being a little "angel". But what makes even less sense is that WARIO IS GAY!?!?!?!?!?!? He started kissing BAYONETTA WHO'S MALE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Then, Dumbledore decided TO ROAST LUCAS!?!?!? And then Peach... called Chunky Kong to win EVO without jumping high. Can he accomplish this big challenge?
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Guest
Nobody could find the murderer's corpse because it fell into a ravine. Was he dead? Of course he wasn't, but he is a werewolf, so he can transform under full sunlight -- wait, no; it's moonlight. He summoned his underlings to break his legs and tie his hands to the back of Adam Sandler's pickup. Then, they went out to the Umbra Clock Tower to let him pray for forgiveness. But the stage was closed for renovations to add a Bayonetta statue. Then the statue summoned Winged Kuriboh and destroyed itself and his search continued for another person who showers. He never could because he was in the closet with Tom Cruise eating raw garlic. The raw garlic was actually Wario?!?!?!? How is Wario skinny enough to get with Bayonetta? He used his farts to lose half his weight. Bayonetta thought that this was ridiculous until Wario bought a weight-losing simulator before eating it. Silly Wario, always being a little "angel". But what makes even less sense is that WARIO IS GAY!?!?!?!?!?!? He started kissing BAYONETTA WHO'S MALE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Then, Dumbledore decided TO ROAST LUCAS!?!?!? And then Peach... called Chunky Kong to win EVO without jumping high. Can he accomplish this big challenge? WITHOUT KILLING PEOPLE!?!??!?!?!
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Nobody could find the murderer's corpse because it fell into a ravine. Was he dead? Of course he wasn't, but he is a werewolf, so he can transform under full sunlight -- wait, no; it's moonlight. He summoned his underlings to break his legs and tie his hands to the back of Adam Sandler's pickup. Then, they went out to the Umbra Clock Tower to let him pray for forgiveness. But the stage was closed for renovations to add a Bayonetta statue. Then the statue summoned Winged Kuriboh and destroyed itself and his search continued for another person who showers. He never could because he was in the closet with Tom Cruise eating raw garlic. The raw garlic was actually Wario?!?!?!? How is Wario skinny enough to get with Bayonetta? He used his farts to lose half his weight. Bayonetta thought that this was ridiculous until Wario bought a weight-losing simulator before eating it. Silly Wario, always being a little "angel". But what makes even less sense is that WARIO IS GAY!?!?!?!?!?!? He started kissing BAYONETTA WHO'S MALE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Then, Dumbledore decided TO ROAST LUCAS!?!?!? And then Peach... called Chunky Kong to win EVO without jumping high. Can he accomplish this big challenge? WITHOUT KILLING PEOPLE!?!??!?!?! Stay tuned for...
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Nobody could find the murderer's corpse because it fell into a ravine. Was he dead? Of course he wasn't, but he is a werewolf, so he can transform under full sunlight -- wait, no; it's moonlight. He summoned his underlings to break his legs and tie his hands to the back of Adam Sandler's pickup. Then, they went out to the Umbra Clock Tower to let him pray for forgiveness. But the stage was closed for renovations to add a Bayonetta statue. Then the statue summoned Winged Kuriboh and destroyed itself and his search continued for another person who showers. He never could because he was in the closet with Tom Cruise eating raw garlic. The raw garlic was actually Wario?!?!?!? How is Wario skinny enough to get with Bayonetta? He used his farts to lose half his weight. Bayonetta thought that this was ridiculous until Wario bought a weight-losing simulator before eating it. Silly Wario, always being a little "angel". But what makes even less sense is that WARIO IS GAY!?!?!?!?!?!? He started kissing BAYONETTA WHO'S MALE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Then, Dumbledore decided TO ROAST LUCAS!?!?!? And then Peach... called Chunky Kong to win EVO without jumping high. Can he accomplish this big challenge? WITHOUT KILLING PEOPLE!?!??!?!?! Stay tuned for this monkey rap.
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Nobody could find the murderer's corpse because it fell into a ravine. Was he dead? Of course he wasn't, but he is a werewolf, so he can transform under full sunlight -- wait, no; it's moonlight. He summoned his underlings to break his legs and tie his hands to the back of Adam Sandler's pickup. Then, they went out to the Umbra Clock Tower to let him pray for forgiveness. But the stage was closed for renovations to add a Bayonetta statue. Then the statue summoned Winged Kuriboh and destroyed itself and his search continued for another person who showers. He never could because he was in the closet with Tom Cruise eating raw garlic. The raw garlic was actually Wario?!?!?!? How is Wario skinny enough to get with Bayonetta? He used his farts to lose half his weight. Bayonetta thought that this was ridiculous until Wario bought a weight-losing simulator before eating it. Silly Wario, always being a little "angel". But what makes even less sense is that WARIO IS GAY!?!?!?!?!?!? He started kissing BAYONETTA WHO'S MALE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Then, Dumbledore decided TO ROAST LUCAS!?!?!? And then Peach... called Chunky Kong to win EVO without jumping high. Can he accomplish this big challenge? WITHOUT KILLING PEOPLE!?!??!?!?! Stay tuned for this monkey rap. "MONKEY! RAPPING! NOISE! (I don't know someone else finish the song)
KirbyWorshipper2465
Smash Legend
Nobody could find the murderer's corpse because it fell into a ravine. Was he dead? Of course he wasn't, but he is a werewolf, so he can transform under full sunlight -- wait, no; it's moonlight. He summoned his underlings to break his legs and tie his hands to the back of Adam Sandler's pickup. Then, they went out to the Umbra Clock Tower to let him pray for forgiveness. But the stage was closed for renovations to add a Bayonetta statue. Then the statue summoned Winged Kuriboh and destroyed itself and his search continued for another person who showers. He never could because he was in the closet with Tom Cruise eating raw garlic. The raw garlic was actually Wario?!?!?!? How is Wario skinny enough to get with Bayonetta? He used his farts to lose half his weight. Bayonetta thought that this was ridiculous until Wario bought a weight-losing simulator before eating it. Silly Wario, always being a little "angel". But what makes even less sense is that WARIO IS GAY!?!?!?!?!?!? He started kissing BAYONETTA WHO'S MALE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Then, Dumbledore decided TO ROAST LUCAS!?!?!? And then Peach... called Chunky Kong to win EVO without jumping high. Can he accomplish this big challenge? WITHOUT KILLING PEOPLE!?!??!?!?! Stay tuned for this monkey rap. "MONKEY! RAPPING! NOISE! DK! DONKEY KONG!
RealPokeFan11
Smash Lord
Nobody could find the murderer's corpse because it fell into a ravine. Was he dead? Of course he wasn't, but he is a werewolf, so he can transform under full sunlight -- wait, no; it's moonlight. He summoned his underlings to break his legs and tie his hands to the back of Adam Sandler's pickup. Then, they went out to the Umbra Clock Tower to let him pray for forgiveness. But the stage was closed for renovations to add a Bayonetta statue. Then the statue summoned Winged Kuriboh and destroyed itself and his search continued for another person who showers. He never could because he was in the closet with Tom Cruise eating raw garlic. The raw garlic was actually Wario?!?!?!? How is Wario skinny enough to get with Bayonetta? He used his farts to lose half his weight. Bayonetta thought that this was ridiculous until Wario bought a weight-losing simulator before eating it. Silly Wario, always being a little "angel". But what makes even less sense is that WARIO IS GAY!?!?!?!?!?!? He started kissing BAYONETTA WHO'S MALE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Then, Dumbledore decided TO ROAST LUCAS!?!?!? And then Peach... called Chunky Kong to win EVO without jumping high. Can he accomplish this big challenge? WITHOUT KILLING PEOPLE!?!??!?!?! Stay tuned for this monkey rap. "MONKEY! RAPPING! NOISE! DK! DONKEY KONG! Meanwhile, in Ultra...
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Nobody could find the murderer's corpse because it fell into a ravine. Was he dead? Of course he wasn't, but he is a werewolf, so he can transform under full sunlight -- wait, no; it's moonlight. He summoned his underlings to break his legs and tie his hands to the back of Adam Sandler's pickup. Then, they went out to the Umbra Clock Tower to let him pray for forgiveness. But the stage was closed for renovations to add a Bayonetta statue. Then the statue summoned Winged Kuriboh and destroyed itself and his search continued for another person who showers. He never could because he was in the closet with Tom Cruise eating raw garlic. The raw garlic was actually Wario?!?!?!? How is Wario skinny enough to get with Bayonetta? He used his farts to lose half his weight. Bayonetta thought that this was ridiculous until Wario bought a weight-losing simulator before eating it. Silly Wario, always being a little "angel". But what makes even less sense is that WARIO IS GAY!?!?!?!?!?!? He started kissing BAYONETTA WHO'S MALE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Then, Dumbledore decided TO ROAST LUCAS!?!?!? And then Peach... called Chunky Kong to win EVO without jumping high. Can he accomplish this big challenge? WITHOUT KILLING PEOPLE!?!??!?!?! Stay tuned for this monkey rap. "MONKEY! RAPPING! NOISE! DK! DONKEY KONG! Meanwhile, in Ultra Heaven Church, Peach...
RealPokeFan11
Smash Lord
Nobody could find the murderer's corpse because it fell into a ravine. Was he dead? Of course he wasn't, but he is a werewolf, so he can transform under full sunlight -- wait, no; it's moonlight. He summoned his underlings to break his legs and tie his hands to the back of Adam Sandler's pickup. Then, they went out to the Umbra Clock Tower to let him pray for forgiveness. But the stage was closed for renovations to add a Bayonetta statue. Then the statue summoned Winged Kuriboh and destroyed itself and his search continued for another person who showers. He never could because he was in the closet with Tom Cruise eating raw garlic. The raw garlic was actually Wario?!?!?!? How is Wario skinny enough to get with Bayonetta? He used his farts to lose half his weight. Bayonetta thought that this was ridiculous until Wario bought a weight-losing simulator before eating it. Silly Wario, always being a little "angel". But what makes even less sense is that WARIO IS GAY!?!?!?!?!?!? He started kissing BAYONETTA WHO'S MALE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Then, Dumbledore decided TO ROAST LUCAS!?!?!? And then Peach... called Chunky Kong to win EVO without jumping high. Can he accomplish this big challenge? WITHOUT KILLING PEOPLE!?!??!?!?! Stay tuned for this monkey rap. "MONKEY! RAPPING! NOISE! DK! DONKEY KONG! Meanwhile, in Ultra Heaven Church, Peach encountered UB-24 Zephyr...
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Nobody could find the murderer's corpse because it fell into a ravine. Was he dead? Of course he wasn't, but he is a werewolf, so he can transform under full sunlight -- wait, no; it's moonlight. He summoned his underlings to break his legs and tie his hands to the back of Adam Sandler's pickup. Then, they went out to the Umbra Clock Tower to let him pray for forgiveness. But the stage was closed for renovations to add a Bayonetta statue. Then the statue summoned Winged Kuriboh and destroyed itself and his search continued for another person who showers. He never could because he was in the closet with Tom Cruise eating raw garlic. The raw garlic was actually Wario?!?!?!? How is Wario skinny enough to get with Bayonetta? He used his farts to lose half his weight. Bayonetta thought that this was ridiculous until Wario bought a weight-losing simulator before eating it. Silly Wario, always being a little "angel". But what makes even less sense is that WARIO IS GAY!?!?!?!?!?!? He started kissing BAYONETTA WHO'S MALE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Then, Dumbledore decided TO ROAST LUCAS!?!?!? And then Peach... called Chunky Kong to win EVO without jumping high. Can he accomplish this big challenge? WITHOUT KILLING PEOPLE!?!??!?!?! Stay tuned for this monkey rap. "MONKEY! RAPPING! NOISE! DK! DONKEY KONG! Meanwhile, in Ultra Heaven Church, Peach encountered UB-24 Zephyr! Nerd was Nerding.
KirbyWorshipper2465
Smash Legend
Nobody could find the murderer's corpse because it fell into a ravine. Was he dead? Of course he wasn't, but he is a werewolf, so he can transform under full sunlight -- wait, no; it's moonlight. He summoned his underlings to break his legs and tie his hands to the back of Adam Sandler's pickup. Then, they went out to the Umbra Clock Tower to let him pray for forgiveness. But the stage was closed for renovations to add a Bayonetta statue. Then the statue summoned Winged Kuriboh and destroyed itself and his search continued for another person who showers. He never could because he was in the closet with Tom Cruise eating raw garlic. The raw garlic was actually Wario?!?!?!? How is Wario skinny enough to get with Bayonetta? He used his farts to lose half his weight. Bayonetta thought that this was ridiculous until Wario bought a weight-losing simulator before eating it. Silly Wario, always being a little "angel". But what makes even less sense is that WARIO IS GAY!?!?!?!?!?!? He started kissing BAYONETTA WHO'S MALE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Then, Dumbledore decided TO ROAST LUCAS!?!?!? And then Peach... called Chunky Kong to win EVO without jumping high. Can he accomplish this big challenge? WITHOUT KILLING PEOPLE!?!??!?!?! Stay tuned for this monkey rap. "MONKEY! RAPPING! NOISE! DK! DONKEY KONG! Meanwhile, in Ultra Heaven Church, Peach encountered UB-24 Zephyr! Nerd was Nerding. Playing crappy games...
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Nobody could find the murderer's corpse because it fell into a ravine. Was he dead? Of course he wasn't, but he is a werewolf, so he can transform under full sunlight -- wait, no; it's moonlight. He summoned his underlings to break his legs and tie his hands to the back of Adam Sandler's pickup. Then, they went out to the Umbra Clock Tower to let him pray for forgiveness. But the stage was closed for renovations to add a Bayonetta statue. Then the statue summoned Winged Kuriboh and destroyed itself and his search continued for another person who showers. He never could because he was in the closet with Tom Cruise eating raw garlic. The raw garlic was actually Wario?!?!?!? How is Wario skinny enough to get with Bayonetta? He used his farts to lose half his weight. Bayonetta thought that this was ridiculous until Wario bought a weight-losing simulator before eating it. Silly Wario, always being a little "angel". But what makes even less sense is that WARIO IS GAY!?!?!?!?!?!? He started kissing BAYONETTA WHO'S MALE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Then, Dumbledore decided TO ROAST LUCAS!?!?!? And then Peach... called Chunky Kong to win EVO without jumping high. Can he accomplish this big challenge? WITHOUT KILLING PEOPLE!?!??!?!?! Stay tuned for this monkey rap. "MONKEY! RAPPING! NOISE! DK! DONKEY KONG! Meanwhile, in Ultra Heaven Church, Peach encountered UB-24 Zephyr! Nerd was Nerding. Playing crappy games like Atari's E.T. ...
RealPokeFan11
Smash Lord
Nobody could find the murderer's corpse because it fell into a ravine. Was he dead? Of course he wasn't, but he is a werewolf, so he can transform under full sunlight -- wait, no; it's moonlight. He summoned his underlings to break his legs and tie his hands to the back of Adam Sandler's pickup. Then, they went out to the Umbra Clock Tower to let him pray for forgiveness. But the stage was closed for renovations to add a Bayonetta statue. Then the statue summoned Winged Kuriboh and destroyed itself and his search continued for another person who showers. He never could because he was in the closet with Tom Cruise eating raw garlic. The raw garlic was actually Wario?!?!?!? How is Wario skinny enough to get with Bayonetta? He used his farts to lose half his weight. Bayonetta thought that this was ridiculous until Wario bought a weight-losing simulator before eating it. Silly Wario, always being a little "angel". But what makes even less sense is that WARIO IS GAY!?!?!?!?!?!? He started kissing BAYONETTA WHO'S MALE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Then, Dumbledore decided TO ROAST LUCAS!?!?!? And then Peach... called Chunky Kong to win EVO without jumping high. Can he accomplish this big challenge? WITHOUT KILLING PEOPLE!?!??!?!?! Stay tuned for this monkey rap. "MONKEY! RAPPING! NOISE! DK! DONKEY KONG! Meanwhile, in Ultra Heaven Church, Peach encountered UB-24 Zephyr! Nerd was Nerding. Playing crappy games like Atari's E.T., while UB-24 Zephyr...
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Nobody could find the murderer's corpse because it fell into a ravine. Was he dead? Of course he wasn't, but he is a werewolf, so he can transform under full sunlight -- wait, no; it's moonlight. He summoned his underlings to break his legs and tie his hands to the back of Adam Sandler's pickup. Then, they went out to the Umbra Clock Tower to let him pray for forgiveness. But the stage was closed for renovations to add a Bayonetta statue. Then the statue summoned Winged Kuriboh and destroyed itself and his search continued for another person who showers. He never could because he was in the closet with Tom Cruise eating raw garlic. The raw garlic was actually Wario?!?!?!? How is Wario skinny enough to get with Bayonetta? He used his farts to lose half his weight. Bayonetta thought that this was ridiculous until Wario bought a weight-losing simulator before eating it. Silly Wario, always being a little "angel". But what makes even less sense is that WARIO IS GAY!?!?!?!?!?!? He started kissing BAYONETTA WHO'S MALE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Then, Dumbledore decided TO ROAST LUCAS!?!?!? And then Peach... called Chunky Kong to win EVO without jumping high. Can he accomplish this big challenge? WITHOUT KILLING PEOPLE!?!??!?!?! Stay tuned for this monkey rap. "MONKEY! RAPPING! NOISE! DK! DONKEY KONG! Meanwhile, in Ultra Heaven Church, Peach encountered UB-24 Zephyr! Nerd was Nerding. Playing crappy games like Atari's E.T., while UB-24 Zephyr reads the Bible.