Add three words to the previous post. This is going to be one weird story to read...

[Deleted member]

Nobody could find the murderer's corpse because it fell into a ravine. Was he dead? Of course he wasn't, but he is a werewolf, so he can transform under full sunlight -- wait, no; it's moonlight. He summoned his underlings to break his legs and tie his hands to the back of Adam Sandler's pickup. Then, they went out to the Umbra Clock Tower to let him pray for forgiveness. But the stage was closed for renovations to add a Bayonetta statue. Then the statue summoned Winged Kuriboh and destroyed itself and his search continued for another person who showers. He never could because he was in the closet with Tom Cruise eating raw garlic. The raw garlic was actually Wario?!?!?!? How is Wario skinny enough to get with Bayonetta? He used his farts to lose half his weight. Bayonetta thought that this was ridiculous until Wario bought a weight-losing simulator before eating it. Silly Wario, always being a little "angel". But what makes even less sense is that WARIO IS GAY!?!?!?!?!?!? He started kissing BAYONETTA WHO'S MALE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Then, Dumbledore decided TO ROAST LUCAS!?!?!? And then Peach... called Chunky Kong to win EVO without jumping high. Can he accomplish this big challenge? WITHOUT KILLING PEOPLE!?!??!?!?! Stay tuned for this monkey rap. "MONKEY! RAPPING! NOISE! DK! DONKEY KONG! Meanwhile, in Ultra Heaven Church, Peach encountered UB-24 Zephyr! Nerd was Nerding. Playing crappy games like Atari's E.T., while UB-24 Zephyr reads the Bible, LIKE A BOSS!!!!!

 

[Deleted member]

Nobody could find the murderer's corpse because it fell into a ravine. Was he dead? Of course he wasn't, but he is a werewolf, so he can transform under full sunlight -- wait, no; it's moonlight. He summoned his underlings to break his legs and tie his hands to the back of Adam Sandler's pickup. Then, they went out to the Umbra Clock Tower to let him pray for forgiveness. But the stage was closed for renovations to add a Bayonetta statue. Then the statue summoned Winged Kuriboh and destroyed itself and his search continued for another person who showers. He never could because he was in the closet with Tom Cruise eating raw garlic. The raw garlic was actually Wario?!?!?!? How is Wario skinny enough to get with Bayonetta? He used his farts to lose half his weight. Bayonetta thought that this was ridiculous until Wario bought a weight-losing simulator before eating it. Silly Wario, always being a little "angel". But what makes even less sense is that WARIO IS GAY!?!?!?!?!?!? He started kissing BAYONETTA WHO'S MALE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Then, Dumbledore decided TO ROAST LUCAS!?!?!? And then Peach... called Chunky Kong to win EVO without jumping high. Can he accomplish this big challenge? WITHOUT KILLING PEOPLE!?!??!?!?! Stay tuned for this monkey rap. "MONKEY! RAPPING! NOISE! DK! DONKEY KONG! Meanwhile, in Ultra Heaven Church, Peach encountered UB-24 Zephyr! Nerd was Nerding. Playing crappy games like Atari's E.T., while UB-24 Zephyr reads the Bible, LIKE A BOSS!!!!! He is God

 

[RealPokeFan11]

Nobody could find the murderer's corpse because it fell into a ravine. Was he dead? Of course he wasn't, but he is a werewolf, so he can transform under full sunlight -- wait, no; it's moonlight. He summoned his underlings to break his legs and tie his hands to the back of Adam Sandler's pickup. Then, they went out to the Umbra Clock Tower to let him pray for forgiveness. But the stage was closed for renovations to add a Bayonetta statue. Then the statue summoned Winged Kuriboh and destroyed itself and his search continued for another person who showers. He never could because he was in the closet with Tom Cruise eating raw garlic. The raw garlic was actually Wario?!?!?!? How is Wario skinny enough to get with Bayonetta? He used his farts to lose half his weight. Bayonetta thought that this was ridiculous until Wario bought a weight-losing simulator before eating it. Silly Wario, always being a little "angel". But what makes even less sense is that WARIO IS GAY!?!?!?!?!?!? He started kissing BAYONETTA WHO'S MALE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Then, Dumbledore decided TO ROAST LUCAS!?!?!? And then Peach... called Chunky Kong to win EVO without jumping high. Can he accomplish this big challenge? WITHOUT KILLING PEOPLE!?!??!?!?! Stay tuned for this monkey rap. "MONKEY! RAPPING! NOISE! DK! DONKEY KONG! Meanwhile, in Ultra Heaven Church, Peach encountered UB-24 Zephyr! Nerd was Nerding. Playing crappy games like Atari's E.T., while UB-24 Zephyr reads the Bible, LIKE A BOSS!!!!! He is God! UB-24's revealed name...

 

[BonafideFella]

Nobody could find the murderer's corpse because it fell into a ravine. Was he dead? Of course he wasn't, but he is a werewolf, so he can transform under full sunlight -- wait, no; it's moonlight. He summoned his underlings to break his legs and tie his hands to the back of Adam Sandler's pickup. Then, they went out to the Umbra Clock Tower to let him pray for forgiveness. But the stage was closed for renovations to add a Bayonetta statue. Then the statue summoned Winged Kuriboh and destroyed itself and his search continued for another person who showers. He never could because he was in the closet with Tom Cruise eating raw garlic. The raw garlic was actually Wario?!?!?!? How is Wario skinny enough to get with Bayonetta? He used his farts to lose half his weight. Bayonetta thought that this was ridiculous until Wario bought a weight-losing simulator before eating it. Silly Wario, always being a little "angel". But what makes even less sense is that WARIO IS GAY!?!?!?!?!?!? He started kissing BAYONETTA WHO'S MALE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Then, Dumbledore decided TO ROAST LUCAS!?!?!? And then Peach... called Chunky Kong to win EVO without jumping high. Can he accomplish this big challenge? WITHOUT KILLING PEOPLE!?!??!?!?! Stay tuned for this monkey rap. "MONKEY! RAPPING! NOISE! DK! DONKEY KONG! Meanwhile, in Ultra Heaven Church, Peach encountered UB-24 Zephyr! Nerd was Nerding. Playing crappy games like Atari's E.T., while UB-24 Zephyr reads the Bible, LIKE A BOSS!!!!! He is God! UB-24's revealed name is Dunder Mifflin...

 

[Deleted member]

Nobody could find the murderer's corpse because it fell into a ravine. Was he dead? Of course he wasn't, but he is a werewolf, so he can transform under full sunlight -- wait, no; it's moonlight. He summoned his underlings to break his legs and tie his hands to the back of Adam Sandler's pickup. Then, they went out to the Umbra Clock Tower to let him pray for forgiveness. But the stage was closed for renovations to add a Bayonetta statue. Then the statue summoned Winged Kuriboh and destroyed itself and his search continued for another person who showers. He never could because he was in the closet with Tom Cruise eating raw garlic. The raw garlic was actually Wario?!?!?!? How is Wario skinny enough to get with Bayonetta? He used his farts to lose half his weight. Bayonetta thought that this was ridiculous until Wario bought a weight-losing simulator before eating it. Silly Wario, always being a little "angel". But what makes even less sense is that WARIO IS GAY!?!?!?!?!?!? He started kissing BAYONETTA WHO'S MALE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Then, Dumbledore decided TO ROAST LUCAS!?!?!? And then Peach... called Chunky Kong to win EVO without jumping high. Can he accomplish this big challenge? WITHOUT KILLING PEOPLE!?!??!?!?! Stay tuned for this monkey rap. "MONKEY! RAPPING! NOISE! DK! DONKEY KONG! Meanwhile, in Ultra Heaven Church, Peach encountered UB-24 Zephyr! Nerd was Nerding. Playing crappy games like Atari's E.T., while UB-24 Zephyr reads the Bible, LIKE A BOSS!!!!! He is God! UB-24's revealed name is Dunder Mifflin, The awful tiflin.

 

[Primal Cookie]

Nobody could find the murderer's corpse because it fell into a ravine. Was he dead? Of course he wasn't, but he is a werewolf, so he can transform under full sunlight -- wait, no; it's moonlight. He summoned his underlings to break his legs and tie his hands to the back of Adam Sandler's pickup. Then, they went out to the Umbra Clock Tower to let him pray for forgiveness. But the stage was closed for renovations to add a Bayonetta statue. Then the statue summoned Winged Kuriboh and destroyed itself and his search continued for another person who showers. He never could because he was in the closet with Tom Cruise eating raw garlic. The raw garlic was actually Wario?!?!?!? How is Wario skinny enough to get with Bayonetta? He used his farts to lose half his weight. Bayonetta thought that this was ridiculous until Wario bought a weight-losing simulator before eating it. Silly Wario, always being a little "angel". But what makes even less sense is that WARIO IS GAY!?!?!?!?!?!? He started kissing BAYONETTA WHO'S MALE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Then, Dumbledore decided TO ROAST LUCAS!?!?!? And then Peach... called Chunky Kong to win EVO without jumping high. Can he accomplish this big challenge? WITHOUT KILLING PEOPLE!?!??!?!?! Stay tuned for this monkey rap. "MONKEY! RAPPING! NOISE! DK! DONKEY KONG! Meanwhile, in Ultra Heaven Church, Peach encountered UB-24 Zephyr! Nerd was Nerding. Playing crappy games like Atari's E.T., while UB-24 Zephyr reads the Bible, LIKE A BOSS!!!!! He is God! UB-24's revealed name is Dunder Mifflin, The awful tiflin. Peach was understandably...

 

[Arymle Roseanne]

Nobody could find the murderer's corpse because it fell into a ravine. Was he dead? Of course he wasn't, but he is a werewolf, so he can transform under full sunlight -- wait, no; it's moonlight. He summoned his underlings to break his legs and tie his hands to the back of Adam Sandler's pickup. Then, they went out to the Umbra Clock Tower to let him pray for forgiveness. But the stage was closed for renovations to add a Bayonetta statue. Then the statue summoned Winged Kuriboh and destroyed itself and his search continued for another person who showers. He never could because he was in the closet with Tom Cruise eating raw garlic. The raw garlic was actually Wario?!?!?!? How is Wario skinny enough to get with Bayonetta? He used his farts to lose half his weight. Bayonetta thought that this was ridiculous until Wario bought a weight-losing simulator before eating it. Silly Wario, always being a little "angel". But what makes even less sense is that WARIO IS GAY!?!?!?!?!?!? He started kissing BAYONETTA WHO'S MALE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Then, Dumbledore decided TO ROAST LUCAS!?!?!? And then Peach... called Chunky Kong to win EVO without jumping high. Can he accomplish this big challenge? WITHOUT KILLING PEOPLE!?!??!?!?! Stay tuned for this monkey rap. "MONKEY! RAPPING! NOISE! DK! DONKEY KONG! Meanwhile, in Ultra Heaven Church, Peach encountered UB-24 Zephyr! Nerd was Nerding. Playing crappy games like Atari's E.T., while UB-24 Zephyr reads the Bible, LIKE A BOSS!!!!! He is God! UB-24's revealed name is Dunder Mifflin, The awful tiflin. Peach was understandably confused. Diddy, Isabelle..

 

[KirbyWorshipper2465]

Nobody could find the murderer's corpse because it fell into a ravine. Was he dead? Of course he wasn't, but he is a werewolf, so he can transform under full sunlight -- wait, no; it's moonlight. He summoned his underlings to break his legs and tie his hands to the back of Adam Sandler's pickup. Then, they went out to the Umbra Clock Tower to let him pray for forgiveness. But the stage was closed for renovations to add a Bayonetta statue. Then the statue summoned Winged Kuriboh and destroyed itself and his search continued for another person who showers. He never could because he was in the closet with Tom Cruise eating raw garlic. The raw garlic was actually Wario?!?!?!? How is Wario skinny enough to get with Bayonetta? He used his farts to lose half his weight. Bayonetta thought that this was ridiculous until Wario bought a weight-losing simulator before eating it. Silly Wario, always being a little "angel". But what makes even less sense is that WARIO IS GAY!?!?!?!?!?!? He started kissing BAYONETTA WHO'S MALE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Then, Dumbledore decided TO ROAST LUCAS!?!?!? And then Peach... called Chunky Kong to win EVO without jumping high. Can he accomplish this big challenge? WITHOUT KILLING PEOPLE!?!??!?!?! Stay tuned for this monkey rap. "MONKEY! RAPPING! NOISE! DK! DONKEY KONG! Meanwhile, in Ultra Heaven Church, Peach encountered UB-24 Zephyr! Nerd was Nerding. Playing crappy games like Atari's E.T., while UB-24 Zephyr reads the Bible, LIKE A BOSS!!!!! He is God! UB-24's revealed name is Dunder Mifflin, The awful tiflin. Peach was understandably confused. Diddy, Isabelle and Jigglypuff decided...

 

[RealPokeFan11]

Nobody could find the murderer's corpse because it fell into a ravine. Was he dead? Of course he wasn't, but he is a werewolf, so he can transform under full sunlight -- wait, no; it's moonlight. He summoned his underlings to break his legs and tie his hands to the back of Adam Sandler's pickup. Then, they went out to the Umbra Clock Tower to let him pray for forgiveness. But the stage was closed for renovations to add a Bayonetta statue. Then the statue summoned Winged Kuriboh and destroyed itself and his search continued for another person who showers. He never could because he was in the closet with Tom Cruise eating raw garlic. The raw garlic was actually Wario?!?!?!? How is Wario skinny enough to get with Bayonetta? He used his farts to lose half his weight. Bayonetta thought that this was ridiculous until Wario bought a weight-losing simulator before eating it. Silly Wario, always being a little "angel". But what makes even less sense is that WARIO IS GAY!?!?!?!?!?!? He started kissing BAYONETTA WHO'S MALE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Then, Dumbledore decided TO ROAST LUCAS!?!?!? And then Peach... called Chunky Kong to win EVO without jumping high. Can he accomplish this big challenge? WITHOUT KILLING PEOPLE!?!??!?!?! Stay tuned for this monkey rap. "MONKEY! RAPPING! NOISE! DK! DONKEY KONG! Meanwhile, in Ultra Heaven Church, Peach encountered UB-24 Zephyr! Nerd was Nerding. Playing crappy games like Atari's E.T., while UB-24 Zephyr reads the Bible, LIKE A BOSS!!!!! He is God! UB-24's revealed name is Dunder Mifflin, The awful tiflin. Peach was understandably confused. Diddy, Isabelle and Jigglypuff decided to kick it..?

 

[Deleted member]

Nobody could find the murderer's corpse because it fell into a ravine. Was he dead? Of course he wasn't, but he is a werewolf, so he can transform under full sunlight -- wait, no; it's moonlight. He summoned his underlings to break his legs and tie his hands to the back of Adam Sandler's pickup. Then, they went out to the Umbra Clock Tower to let him pray for forgiveness. But the stage was closed for renovations to add a Bayonetta statue. Then the statue summoned Winged Kuriboh and destroyed itself and his search continued for another person who showers. He never could because he was in the closet with Tom Cruise eating raw garlic. The raw garlic was actually Wario?!?!?!? How is Wario skinny enough to get with Bayonetta? He used his farts to lose half his weight. Bayonetta thought that this was ridiculous until Wario bought a weight-losing simulator before eating it. Silly Wario, always being a little "angel". But what makes even less sense is that WARIO IS GAY!?!?!?!?!?!? He started kissing BAYONETTA WHO'S MALE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Then, Dumbledore decided TO ROAST LUCAS!?!?!? And then Peach... called Chunky Kong to win EVO without jumping high. Can he accomplish this big challenge? WITHOUT KILLING PEOPLE!?!??!?!?! Stay tuned for this monkey rap. "MONKEY! RAPPING! NOISE! DK! DONKEY KONG! Meanwhile, in Ultra Heaven Church, Peach encountered UB-24 Zephyr! Nerd was Nerding. Playing crappy games like Atari's E.T., while UB-24 Zephyr reads the Bible, LIKE A BOSS!!!!! He is God! UB-24's revealed name is Dunder Mifflin, The awful tiflin. Peach was understandably confused. Diddy, Isabelle and Jigglypuff decided to kick it? Yes they did!

 

[RealPokeFan11]

Nobody could find the murderer's corpse because it fell into a ravine. Was he dead? Of course he wasn't, but he is a werewolf, so he can transform under full sunlight -- wait, no; it's moonlight. He summoned his underlings to break his legs and tie his hands to the back of Adam Sandler's pickup. Then, they went out to the Umbra Clock Tower to let him pray for forgiveness. But the stage was closed for renovations to add a Bayonetta statue. Then the statue summoned Winged Kuriboh and destroyed itself and his search continued for another person who showers. He never could because he was in the closet with Tom Cruise eating raw garlic. The raw garlic was actually Wario?!?!?!? How is Wario skinny enough to get with Bayonetta? He used his farts to lose half his weight. Bayonetta thought that this was ridiculous until Wario bought a weight-losing simulator before eating it. Silly Wario, always being a little "angel". But what makes even less sense is that WARIO IS GAY!?!?!?!?!?!? He started kissing BAYONETTA WHO'S MALE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Then, Dumbledore decided TO ROAST LUCAS!?!?!? And then Peach... called Chunky Kong to win EVO without jumping high. Can he accomplish this big challenge? WITHOUT KILLING PEOPLE!?!??!?!?! Stay tuned for this monkey rap. "MONKEY! RAPPING! NOISE! DK! DONKEY KONG! Meanwhile, in Ultra Heaven Church, Peach encountered UB-24 Zephyr! Nerd was Nerding. Playing crappy games like Atari's E.T., while UB-24 Zephyr reads the Bible, LIKE A BOSS!!!!! He is God! UB-24's revealed name is Dunder Mifflin, The awful tiflin. Peach was understandably confused. Diddy, Isabelle and Jigglypuff decided to kick it? Yes they did! Then they faceplanted...

 

[Deleted member]

Nobody could find the murderer's corpse because it fell into a ravine. Was he dead? Of course he wasn't, but he is a werewolf, so he can transform under full sunlight -- wait, no; it's moonlight. He summoned his underlings to break his legs and tie his hands to the back of Adam Sandler's pickup. Then, they went out to the Umbra Clock Tower to let him pray for forgiveness. But the stage was closed for renovations to add a Bayonetta statue. Then the statue summoned Winged Kuriboh and destroyed itself and his search continued for another person who showers. He never could because he was in the closet with Tom Cruise eating raw garlic. The raw garlic was actually Wario?!?!?!? How is Wario skinny enough to get with Bayonetta? He used his farts to lose half his weight. Bayonetta thought that this was ridiculous until Wario bought a weight-losing simulator before eating it. Silly Wario, always being a little "angel". But what makes even less sense is that WARIO IS GAY!?!?!?!?!?!? He started kissing BAYONETTA WHO'S MALE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Then, Dumbledore decided TO ROAST LUCAS!?!?!? And then Peach... called Chunky Kong to win EVO without jumping high. Can he accomplish this big challenge? WITHOUT KILLING PEOPLE!?!??!?!?! Stay tuned for this monkey rap. "MONKEY! RAPPING! NOISE! DK! DONKEY KONG! Meanwhile, in Ultra Heaven Church, Peach encountered UB-24 Zephyr! Nerd was Nerding. Playing crappy games like Atari's E.T., while UB-24 Zephyr reads the Bible, LIKE A BOSS!!!!! He is God! UB-24's revealed name is Dunder Mifflin, The awful tiflin. Peach was understandably confused. Diddy, Isabelle and Jigglypuff decided to kick it? Yes they did! Then they faceplanted, which amused Daisy.

 

[UtopianPoyzin]

Nobody could find the murderer's corpse because it fell into a ravine. Was he dead? Of course he wasn't, but he is a werewolf, so he can transform under full sunlight -- wait, no; it's moonlight. He summoned his underlings to break his legs and tie his hands to the back of Adam Sandler's pickup. Then, they went out to the Umbra Clock Tower to let him pray for forgiveness. But the stage was closed for renovations to add a Bayonetta statue. Then the statue summoned Winged Kuriboh and destroyed itself and his search continued for another person who showers. He never could because he was in the closet with Tom Cruise eating raw garlic. The raw garlic was actually Wario?!?!?!? How is Wario skinny enough to get with Bayonetta? He used his farts to lose half his weight. Bayonetta thought that this was ridiculous until Wario bought a weight-losing simulator before eating it. Silly Wario, always being a little "angel". But what makes even less sense is that WARIO IS GAY!?!?!?!?!?!? He started kissing BAYONETTA WHO'S MALE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Then, Dumbledore decided TO ROAST LUCAS!?!?!? And then Peach called Chunky Kong to win EVO without jumping high. Can he accomplish this big challenge? WITHOUT KILLING PEOPLE!?!??!?!?! Stay tuned for this monkey rap. *monkey rapping noises* "DK! DONKEY KONG!" Meanwhile, in Ultra Heaven Church, Peach encountered UB-24 Zephyr! Nerd was Nerding. Playing crappy games like Atari's E.T., while UB-24 Zephyr reads the Bible, LIKE A BOSS!!!!! He is God! UB-24's revealed name is Dunder Mifflin, The awful tiflin. Peach was understandably confused. Diddy, Isabelle and Jigglypuff decided to kick it? Yes they did! Then they faceplanted, which amused Daisy. Peach couldn't help...

 

[RealPokeFan11]

Nobody could find the murderer's corpse because it fell into a ravine. Was he dead? Of course he wasn't, but he is a werewolf, so he can transform under full sunlight -- wait, no; it's moonlight. He summoned his underlings to break his legs and tie his hands to the back of Adam Sandler's pickup. Then, they went out to the Umbra Clock Tower to let him pray for forgiveness. But the stage was closed for renovations to add a Bayonetta statue. Then the statue summoned Winged Kuriboh and destroyed itself and his search continued for another person who showers. He never could because he was in the closet with Tom Cruise eating raw garlic. The raw garlic was actually Wario?!?!?!? How is Wario skinny enough to get with Bayonetta? He used his farts to lose half his weight. Bayonetta thought that this was ridiculous until Wario bought a weight-losing simulator before eating it. Silly Wario, always being a little "angel". But what makes even less sense is that WARIO IS GAY!?!?!?!?!?!? He started kissing BAYONETTA WHO'S MALE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Then, Dumbledore decided TO ROAST LUCAS!?!?!? And then Peach called Chunky Kong to win EVO without jumping high. Can he accomplish this big challenge? WITHOUT KILLING PEOPLE!?!??!?!?! Stay tuned for this monkey rap. *monkey rapping noises* "DK! DONKEY KONG!" Meanwhile, in Ultra Heaven Church, Peach encountered UB-24 Zephyr! Nerd was Nerding. Playing crappy games like Atari's E.T., while UB-24 Zephyr reads the Bible, LIKE A BOSS!!!!! He is God! UB-24's revealed name is Dunder Mifflin, The awful tiflin. Peach was understandably confused. Diddy, Isabelle and Jigglypuff decided to kick it? Yes they did! Then they faceplanted, which amused Daisy. Peach couldn't help, so Soldier 76 unleashed...

 

[Deleted member]

Nobody could find the murderer's corpse because it fell into a ravine. Was he dead? Of course he wasn't, but he is a werewolf, so he can transform under full sunlight -- wait, no; it's moonlight. He summoned his underlings to break his legs and tie his hands to the back of Adam Sandler's pickup. Then, they went out to the Umbra Clock Tower to let him pray for forgiveness. But the stage was closed for renovations to add a Bayonetta statue. Then the statue summoned Winged Kuriboh and destroyed itself and his search continued for another person who showers. He never could because he was in the closet with Tom Cruise eating raw garlic. The raw garlic was actually Wario?!?!?!? How is Wario skinny enough to get with Bayonetta? He used his farts to lose half his weight. Bayonetta thought that this was ridiculous until Wario bought a weight-losing simulator before eating it. Silly Wario, always being a little "angel". But what makes even less sense is that WARIO IS GAY!?!?!?!?!?!? He started kissing BAYONETTA WHO'S MALE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Then, Dumbledore decided TO ROAST LUCAS!?!?!? And then Peach called Chunky Kong to win EVO without jumping high. Can he accomplish this big challenge? WITHOUT KILLING PEOPLE!?!??!?!?! Stay tuned for this monkey rap. *monkey rapping noises* "DK! DONKEY KONG!" Meanwhile, in Ultra Heaven Church, Peach encountered UB-24 Zephyr! Nerd was Nerding. Playing crappy games like Atari's E.T., while UB-24 Zephyr reads the Bible, LIKE A BOSS!!!!! He is God! UB-24's revealed name is Dunder Mifflin, The awful tiflin. Peach was understandably confused. Diddy, Isabelle and Jigglypuff decided to kick it? Yes they did! Then they faceplanted, which amused Daisy. Peach couldn't help, so Soldier 76 unleashed Electric Wind Godfist...

 

[RealPokeFan11]

Nobody could find the murderer's corpse because it fell into a ravine. Was he dead? Of course he wasn't, but he is a werewolf, so he can transform under full sunlight -- wait, no; it's moonlight. He summoned his underlings to break his legs and tie his hands to the back of Adam Sandler's pickup. Then, they went out to the Umbra Clock Tower to let him pray for forgiveness. But the stage was closed for renovations to add a Bayonetta statue. Then the statue summoned Winged Kuriboh and destroyed itself and his search continued for another person who showers. He never could because he was in the closet with Tom Cruise eating raw garlic. The raw garlic was actually Wario?!?!?!? How is Wario skinny enough to get with Bayonetta? He used his farts to lose half his weight. Bayonetta thought that this was ridiculous until Wario bought a weight-losing simulator before eating it. Silly Wario, always being a little "angel". But what makes even less sense is that WARIO IS GAY!?!?!?!?!?!? He started kissing BAYONETTA WHO'S MALE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Then, Dumbledore decided TO ROAST LUCAS!?!?!? And then Peach called Chunky Kong to win EVO without jumping high. Can he accomplish this big challenge? WITHOUT KILLING PEOPLE!?!??!?!?! Stay tuned for this monkey rap. *monkey rapping noises* "DK! DONKEY KONG!" Meanwhile, in Ultra Heaven Church, Peach encountered UB-24 Zephyr! Nerd was Nerding. Playing crappy games like Atari's E.T., while UB-24 Zephyr reads the Bible, LIKE A BOSS!!!!! He is God! UB-24's revealed name is Dunder Mifflin, The awful tiflin. Peach was understandably confused. Diddy, Isabelle and Jigglypuff decided to kick it? Yes they did! Then they faceplanted, which amused Daisy. Peach couldn't help, so Soldier 76 unleashed Electric Wind Godfist: Big Gay Version.

 

[UtopianPoyzin]

RealPokeFan11 #94 had 4 words. Changed the preceding words, but kept the content geared towards where it is now. Wish i caught it sooner.

Nobody could find the murderer's corpse because it fell into a ravine. Was he dead? Of course he wasn't, but he is a werewolf, so he can transform under full sunlight -- wait, no; it's moonlight. He summoned his underlings to break his legs and tie his hands to the back of Adam Sandler's pickup. Then, they went out to the Umbra Clock Tower to let him pray for forgiveness. But the stage was closed for renovations to add a Bayonetta statue. Then the statue summoned Winged Kuriboh and destroyed itself and his search continued for another person who showers. He never could because he was in the closet with Tom Cruise eating raw garlic. The raw garlic was actually Wario?!?!?!? How is Wario skinny enough to get with Bayonetta? He used his farts to lose half his weight. Bayonetta thought that this was ridiculous until Wario bought a weight-losing simulator before eating it. Silly Wario, always being a little "angel". But what makes even less sense is that WARIO IS GAY!?!?!?!?!?!? He started kissing BAYONETTA WHO'S MALE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Then, Dumbledore decided TO ROAST LUCAS!?!?!? And then Peach called Chunky Kong to win EVO without jumping high. Can he accomplish this big challenge? WITHOUT KILLING PEOPLE!?!??!?!?! Stay tuned for this monkey rap. *monkey rapping noises* "DK! DONKEY KONG!" Meanwhile, in Ultra Heaven Church, Peach encountered UB-24 Zephyr! Nerd was Nerding. Playing crappy games like Atari's E.T., while UB-24 Zephyr reads the Bible, LIKE A BOSS!!!!! He is God! UB-24's revealed name is Dunder Mifflin, the Awful Tiflin. Peach was understandably confused. Diddy, Isabelle and Jigglypuff decided to kick it? Yes they did! Then they faceplanted, which amused Daisy. Peach couldn't help but feel depressed. Soldier 76 unleashed Electric Wind Godfist: Big Gay Version.

 

[Deleted member]

Nobody could find the murderer's corpse because it fell into a ravine. Was he dead? Of course he wasn't, but he is a werewolf, so he can transform under full sunlight -- wait, no; it's moonlight. He summoned his underlings to break his legs and tie his hands to the back of Adam Sandler's pickup. Then, they went out to the Umbra Clock Tower to let him pray for forgiveness. But the stage was closed for renovations to add a Bayonetta statue. Then the statue summoned Winged Kuriboh and destroyed itself and his search continued for another person who showers. He never could because he was in the closet with Tom Cruise eating raw garlic. The raw garlic was actually Wario?!?!?!? How is Wario skinny enough to get with Bayonetta? He used his farts to lose half his weight. Bayonetta thought that this was ridiculous until Wario bought a weight-losing simulator before eating it. Silly Wario, always being a little "angel". But what makes even less sense is that WARIO IS GAY!?!?!?!?!?!? He started kissing BAYONETTA WHO'S MALE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Then, Dumbledore decided TO ROAST LUCAS!?!?!? And then Peach called Chunky Kong to win EVO without jumping high. Can he accomplish this big challenge? WITHOUT KILLING PEOPLE!?!??!?!?! Stay tuned for this monkey rap. *monkey rapping noises* "DK! DONKEY KONG!" Meanwhile, in Ultra Heaven Church, Peach encountered UB-24 Zephyr! Nerd was Nerding. Playing crappy games like Atari's E.T., while UB-24 Zephyr reads the Bible, LIKE A BOSS!!!!! He is God! UB-24's revealed name is Dunder Mifflin, the Awful Tiflin. Peach was understandably confused. Diddy, Isabelle and Jigglypuff decided to kick it? Yes they did! Then they faceplanted, which amused Daisy. Peach couldn't help but feel depressed. Soldier 76 unleashed Electric Wind Godfist: Big Gay Version. It proved ineffective.

 

[Deleted member]

Nobody could find the murderer's corpse because it fell into a ravine. Was he dead? Of course he wasn't, but he is a werewolf, so he can transform under full sunlight -- wait, no; it's moonlight. He summoned his underlings to break his legs and tie his hands to the back of Adam Sandler's pickup. Then, they went out to the Umbra Clock Tower to let him pray for forgiveness. But the stage was closed for renovations to add a Bayonetta statue. Then the statue summoned Winged Kuriboh and destroyed itself and his search continued for another person who showers. He never could because he was in the closet with Tom Cruise eating raw garlic. The raw garlic was actually Wario?!?!?!? How is Wario skinny enough to get with Bayonetta? He used his farts to lose half his weight. Bayonetta thought that this was ridiculous until Wario bought a weight-losing simulator before eating it. Silly Wario, always being a little "angel". But what makes even less sense is that WARIO IS GAY!?!?!?!?!?!? He started kissing BAYONETTA WHO'S MALE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Then, Dumbledore decided TO ROAST LUCAS!?!?!? And then Peach called Chunky Kong to win EVO without jumping high. Can he accomplish this big challenge? WITHOUT KILLING PEOPLE!?!??!?!?! Stay tuned for this monkey rap. *monkey rapping noises* "DK! DONKEY KONG!" Meanwhile, in Ultra Heaven Church, Peach encountered UB-24 Zephyr! Nerd was Nerding. Playing crappy games like Atari's E.T., while UB-24 Zephyr reads the Bible, LIKE A BOSS!!!!! He is God! UB-24's revealed name is Dunder Mifflin, the Awful Tiflin. Peach was understandably confused. Diddy, Isabelle and Jigglypuff decided to kick it? Yes they did! Then they faceplanted, which amused Daisy. Peach couldn't help but feel depressed. Soldier 76 unleashed Electric Wind Godfist: Big Gay Version. It proved ineffective. The Duck walked...

 

[Deleted member]

Nobody could find the murderer's corpse because it fell into a ravine. Was he dead? Of course he wasn't, but he is a werewolf, so he can transform under full sunlight -- wait, no; it's moonlight. He summoned his underlings to break his legs and tie his hands to the back of Adam Sandler's pickup. Then, they went out to the Umbra Clock Tower to let him pray for forgiveness. But the stage was closed for renovations to add a Bayonetta statue. Then the statue summoned Winged Kuriboh and destroyed itself and his search continued for another person who showers. He never could because he was in the closet with Tom Cruise eating raw garlic. The raw garlic was actually Wario?!?!?!? How is Wario skinny enough to get with Bayonetta? He used his farts to lose half his weight. Bayonetta thought that this was ridiculous until Wario bought a weight-losing simulator before eating it. Silly Wario, always being a little "angel". But what makes even less sense is that WARIO IS GAY!?!?!?!?!?!? He started kissing BAYONETTA WHO'S MALE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Then, Dumbledore decided TO ROAST LUCAS!?!?!? And then Peach called Chunky Kong to win EVO without jumping high. Can he accomplish this big challenge? WITHOUT KILLING PEOPLE!?!??!?!?! Stay tuned for this monkey rap. *monkey rapping noises* "DK! DONKEY KONG!" Meanwhile, in Ultra Heaven Church, Peach encountered UB-24 Zephyr! Nerd was Nerding. Playing crappy games like Atari's E.T., while UB-24 Zephyr reads the Bible, LIKE A BOSS!!!!! He is God! UB-24's revealed name is Dunder Mifflin, the Awful Tiflin. Peach was understandably confused. Diddy, Isabelle and Jigglypuff decided to kick it? Yes they did! Then they faceplanted, which amused Daisy. Peach couldn't help but feel depressed. Soldier 76 unleashed Electric Wind Godfist: Big Gay Version. It proved ineffective. The Duck walked one kilometer until...

 

[RealPokeFan11]

Nobody could find the murderer's corpse because it fell into a ravine. Was he dead? Of course he wasn't, but he is a werewolf, so he can transform under full sunlight -- wait, no; it's moonlight. He summoned his underlings to break his legs and tie his hands to the back of Adam Sandler's pickup. Then, they went out to the Umbra Clock Tower to let him pray for forgiveness. But the stage was closed for renovations to add a Bayonetta statue. Then the statue summoned Winged Kuriboh and destroyed itself and his search continued for another person who showers. He never could because he was in the closet with Tom Cruise eating raw garlic. The raw garlic was actually Wario?!?!?!? How is Wario skinny enough to get with Bayonetta? He used his farts to lose half his weight. Bayonetta thought that this was ridiculous until Wario bought a weight-losing simulator before eating it. Silly Wario, always being a little "angel". But what makes even less sense is that WARIO IS GAY!?!?!?!?!?!? He started kissing BAYONETTA WHO'S MALE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Then, Dumbledore decided TO ROAST LUCAS!?!?!? And then Peach called Chunky Kong to win EVO without jumping high. Can he accomplish this big challenge? WITHOUT KILLING PEOPLE!?!??!?!?! Stay tuned for this monkey rap. *monkey rapping noises* "DK! DONKEY KONG!" Meanwhile, in Ultra Heaven Church, Peach encountered UB-24 Zephyr! Nerd was Nerding. Playing crappy games like Atari's E.T., while UB-24 Zephyr reads the Bible, LIKE A BOSS!!!!! He is God! UB-24's revealed name is Dunder Mifflin, the Awful Tiflin. Peach was understandably confused. Diddy, Isabelle and Jigglypuff decided to kick it? Yes they did! Then they faceplanted, which amused Daisy. Peach couldn't help but feel depressed. Soldier 76 unleashed Electric Wind Godfist: Big Gay Version. It proved ineffective. The Duck walked one kilometer until it fell off...

 

[Deleted member]

Nobody could find the murderer's corpse because it fell into a ravine. Was he dead? Of course he wasn't, but he is a werewolf, so he can transform under full sunlight -- wait, no; it's moonlight. He summoned his underlings to break his legs and tie his hands to the back of Adam Sandler's pickup. Then, they went out to the Umbra Clock Tower to let him pray for forgiveness. But the stage was closed for renovations to add a Bayonetta statue. Then the statue summoned Winged Kuriboh and destroyed itself and his search continued for another person who showers. He never could because he was in the closet with Tom Cruise eating raw garlic. The raw garlic was actually Wario?!?!?!? How is Wario skinny enough to get with Bayonetta? He used his farts to lose half his weight. Bayonetta thought that this was ridiculous until Wario bought a weight-losing simulator before eating it. Silly Wario, always being a little "angel". But what makes even less sense is that WARIO IS GAY!?!?!?!?!?!? He started kissing BAYONETTA WHO'S MALE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Then, Dumbledore decided TO ROAST LUCAS!?!?!? And then Peach called Chunky Kong to win EVO without jumping high. Can he accomplish this big challenge? WITHOUT KILLING PEOPLE!?!??!?!?! Stay tuned for this monkey rap. *monkey rapping noises* "DK! DONKEY KONG!" Meanwhile, in Ultra Heaven Church, Peach encountered UB-24 Zephyr! Nerd was Nerding. Playing crappy games like Atari's E.T., while UB-24 Zephyr reads the Bible, LIKE A BOSS!!!!! He is God! UB-24's revealed name is Dunder Mifflin, the Awful Tiflin. Peach was understandably confused. Diddy, Isabelle and Jigglypuff decided to kick it? Yes they did! Then they faceplanted, which amused Daisy. Peach couldn't help but feel depressed. Soldier 76 unleashed Electric Wind Godfist: Big Gay Version. It proved ineffective. The Duck walked one kilometer until it fell off the lemonade stand...

 

[Primal Cookie]

Nobody could find the murderer's corpse because it fell into a ravine. Was he dead? Of course he wasn't, but he is a werewolf, so he can transform under full sunlight -- wait, no; it's moonlight. He summoned his underlings to break his legs and tie his hands to the back of Adam Sandler's pickup. Then, they went out to the Umbra Clock Tower to let him pray for forgiveness. But the stage was closed for renovations to add a Bayonetta statue. Then the statue summoned Winged Kuriboh and destroyed itself and his search continued for another person who showers. He never could because he was in the closet with Tom Cruise eating raw garlic. The raw garlic was actually Wario?!?!?!? How is Wario skinny enough to get with Bayonetta? He used his farts to lose half his weight. Bayonetta thought that this was ridiculous until Wario bought a weight-losing simulator before eating it. Silly Wario, always being a little "angel". But what makes even less sense is that WARIO IS GAY!?!?!?!?!?!? He started kissing BAYONETTA WHO'S MALE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Then, Dumbledore decided TO ROAST LUCAS!?!?!? And then Peach called Chunky Kong to win EVO without jumping high. Can he accomplish this big challenge? WITHOUT KILLING PEOPLE!?!??!?!?! Stay tuned for this monkey rap. *monkey rapping noises* "DK! DONKEY KONG!" Meanwhile, in Ultra Heaven Church, Peach encountered UB-24 Zephyr! Nerd was Nerding. Playing crappy games like Atari's E.T., while UB-24 Zephyr reads the Bible, LIKE A BOSS!!!!! He is God! UB-24's revealed name is Dunder Mifflin, the Awful Tiflin. Peach was understandably confused. Diddy, Isabelle and Jigglypuff decided to kick it? Yes they did! Then they faceplanted, which amused Daisy. Peach couldn't help but feel depressed. Soldier 76 unleashed Electric Wind Godfist: Big Gay Version. It proved ineffective. The Duck walked one kilometer until it fell off the lemonade stand into Gen 8's...

 

[Deleted member]

Nobody could find the murderer's corpse because it fell into a ravine. Was he dead? Of course he wasn't, but he is a werewolf, so he can transform under full sunlight -- wait, no; it's moonlight. He summoned his underlings to break his legs and tie his hands to the back of Adam Sandler's pickup. Then, they went out to the Umbra Clock Tower to let him pray for forgiveness. But the stage was closed for renovations to add a Bayonetta statue. Then the statue summoned Winged Kuriboh and destroyed itself and his search continued for another person who showers. He never could because he was in the closet with Tom Cruise eating raw garlic. The raw garlic was actually Wario?!?!?!? How is Wario skinny enough to get with Bayonetta? He used his farts to lose half his weight. Bayonetta thought that this was ridiculous until Wario bought a weight-losing simulator before eating it. Silly Wario, always being a little "angel". But what makes even less sense is that WARIO IS GAY!?!?!?!?!?!? He started kissing BAYONETTA WHO'S MALE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Then, Dumbledore decided TO ROAST LUCAS!?!?!? And then Peach called Chunky Kong to win EVO without jumping high. Can he accomplish this big challenge? WITHOUT KILLING PEOPLE!?!??!?!?! Stay tuned for this monkey rap. *monkey rapping noises* "DK! DONKEY KONG!" Meanwhile, in Ultra Heaven Church, Peach encountered UB-24 Zephyr! Nerd was Nerding. Playing crappy games like Atari's E.T., while UB-24 Zephyr reads the Bible, LIKE A BOSS!!!!! He is God! UB-24's revealed name is Dunder Mifflin, the Awful Tiflin. Peach was understandably confused. Diddy, Isabelle and Jigglypuff decided to kick it? Yes they did! Then they faceplanted, which amused Daisy. Peach couldn't help but feel depressed. Soldier 76 unleashed Electric Wind Godfist: Big Gay Version. It proved ineffective. The Duck walked one kilometer until it fell off the lemonade stand into Gen 8's Lemonade Stand, and

 

[RealPokeFan11]

Nobody could find the murderer's corpse because it fell into a ravine. Was he dead? Of course he wasn't, but he is a werewolf, so he can transform under full sunlight -- wait, no; it's moonlight. He summoned his underlings to break his legs and tie his hands to the back of Adam Sandler's pickup. Then, they went out to the Umbra Clock Tower to let him pray for forgiveness. But the stage was closed for renovations to add a Bayonetta statue. Then the statue summoned Winged Kuriboh and destroyed itself and his search continued for another person who showers. He never could because he was in the closet with Tom Cruise eating raw garlic. The raw garlic was actually Wario?!?!?!? How is Wario skinny enough to get with Bayonetta? He used his farts to lose half his weight. Bayonetta thought that this was ridiculous until Wario bought a weight-losing simulator before eating it. Silly Wario, always being a little "angel". But what makes even less sense is that WARIO IS GAY!?!?!?!?!?!? He started kissing BAYONETTA WHO'S MALE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Then, Dumbledore decided TO ROAST LUCAS!?!?!? And then Peach called Chunky Kong to win EVO without jumping high. Can he accomplish this big challenge? WITHOUT KILLING PEOPLE!?!??!?!?! Stay tuned for this monkey rap. *monkey rapping noises* "DK! DONKEY KONG!" Meanwhile, in Ultra Heaven Church, Peach encountered UB-24 Zephyr! Nerd was Nerding. Playing crappy games like Atari's E.T., while UB-24 Zephyr reads the Bible, LIKE A BOSS!!!!! He is God! UB-24's revealed name is Dunder Mifflin, the Awful Tiflin. Peach was understandably confused. Diddy, Isabelle and Jigglypuff decided to kick it? Yes they did! Then they faceplanted, which amused Daisy. Peach couldn't help but feel depressed. Soldier 76 unleashed Electric Wind Godfist: Big Gay Version. It proved ineffective. The Duck walked one kilometer until it fell off the lemonade stand into Gen 8's Lemonade Stand, and died. THE END!

I'm the Reaper, and I will kill the story for fun

Let's start a new story!

 

[Deleted member]

Let's start a new story!

ok!




The Duck walked...

 

[Deleted member]

The Duck walked to Bayonetta's church...

 

[Deleted member]

The Duck walked to Bayonetta's church's Lemonade Stand, and...

 

[UtopianPoyzin]

The Duck walked to Bayonetta's church's Lemonade Stand, and saw Wario kissing...

 

[RealPokeFan11]

The Duck walked to Bayonetta's church's Lemonade Stand, and saw Wario kissing gay Soldier 76...

 

[UtopianPoyzin]

The Duck walked to Bayonetta's church's Lemonade Stand, and saw Wario kissing gay Soldier 76 and Bayonetta at...

 

[KirbyWorshipper2465]

The Duck walked to Bayonetta's church's Lemonade Stand, and saw Wario kissing gay Soldier 76 and Bayonetta at a nuclear bomb.

 

[UtopianPoyzin]

The Duck walked to Bayonetta's church's Lemonade Stand, and saw Wario kissing gay Soldier 76 and Bayonetta at a nuclear bomb. Bayonetta backed out...

 

[Good Guy Giygas]

The Duck walked to Bayonetta's church's Lemonade Stand, and saw Wario kissing gay Soldier 76 and Bayonetta at a nuclear bomb. Bayonetta backed out with her gun...

 

[Deleted member]

The Duck walked to Bayonetta's church's Lemonade Stand, and saw Wario kissing gay Soldier 76 and Bayonetta at a nuclear bomb. Bayonetta backed out with her gun, Duck wanted grapes.






(I assume everyone knows where I'm trying to go yet no one wants me to)

 

[UtopianPoyzin]

(I assume everyone knows where I'm trying to go yet no one wants me to)

We know what you want to do, correct. Still, your addition wasn't grammatically correct, so I'll give you some time to fix it @NotAPro Bro before I disregard it.

 

[Deleted member]

The Duck walked to Bayonetta's church's Lemonade Stand, and saw Wario kissing gay Soldier 76 and Bayonetta at a nuclear bomb. Bayonetta backed out with her gun, Duck wanted grapes. What could he...

 

[Manonymous]

The Duck walked to Bayonetta's church's Lemonade Stand, and saw Wario kissing gay Soldier 76 and Bayonetta at a nuclear bomb. Bayonetta backed out with her gun, Duck wanted grapes. What could he possibly do with ...

 

[Deleted member]

The Duck walked to Bayonetta's church's Lemonade Stand, and saw Wario kissing gay Soldier 76 and Bayonetta at a nuclear bomb. Bayonetta backed out with her gun, Duck wanted grapes. What could he possibly do with them? Hopefully something...

 

[KirbyWorshipper2465]

The Duck walked to Bayonetta's church's Lemonade Stand, and saw Wario kissing gay Soldier 76 and Bayonetta at a nuclear bomb. Bayonetta backed out with her gun, Duck wanted grapes. What could he possibly do with them? Hopefully something extremely wicked. Yes...