Zinith
Yoshi is Thicc in S P I R I T
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The Duck walked to Bayonetta's church's Lemonade Stand, and saw Wario kissing gay Soldier 76 and Bayonetta at a nuclear bomb. Bayonetta backed out with her gun, Duck wanted grapes. What could he possibly do with them? Hopefully something extremely wicked. Yes, he is crafty... like a Fox. Reaper killed Duck. Then its corpse burst into flames like Bayonetta predicted because she knew it would happen. Ducks are flammable in Dark World. So Reaper decided to cast a grape into existence for the Duck. They are acidic and cause onset of violent implosions... but they are the most delicious, so enjoy cautiously! Ganondorf proceeded to dab on them... Or not. Phew. Then Ganondorf dabbed. "Dabs don't exist" said no one ever. Please don't dab, *Ganondorf dabbing noise.* Such a trickster; please stop dabbing; dabbing is cringe. Then, Ganondorf nuked himself and died. Thank the lord. But the explosions continued to explode forcing Ganondorf's ashes to explode again. However, the solution was right there. Sink the entire moon for explosions in Bayonetta's face. That way, she can never cast spells which cause mayhem and chaos. Bayonetta proceeded to fly to Atlanta, where she was to visit Jeanne...as a mermaid? No, as magistrate! But she killed five innocent teenagers in a restaurant named McDonalds. HOORAY!! More mayhem ahead when McDonalds sells the souls of the murdered teenagers, deep fried and served with large dead Ugandan Knuckles. Then Freddy Fazbear tore apart Wario and stuffed Bayonetta into a Fazbear costume with Wario. But Kamek arrived and turned them into Yoshi eggs. God Emperor Yoshi encouraged the chaos...