A laugh can save a life.

[SuSa]

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And a picture is worth a thousand words.

If Teran will permit it, I'd like to start a blog. Specifically about jokes.

Just keep them appropriate. >: Or I will kill you by turning you into the best BBQ Chicken on earth and slowly devouring you from the inside out with a plastic spork.

You have been warned.



The jokes can be in the form of a picture, or text. Just beware. Text jokes + internet = Normally kills the joke.

If you post. YOU MUST JOKE! >:

If you are going to use an lolcat or demotivational poster.

I BETTER NOT HAVE SEEN IT BEFORE

Example:

But you know what's sad?

THAT POSTER SUCKS

First joke:

 

[Noobicidal]

 

[Cold Fusion]

Anyone whom tries to drop Jigglypuff will have a hard time with that falling speed.

 

[Delta-cod]

Anyone whom tries to drop Jigglypuff will have a hard time with that falling speed.

Teehee.

Noob, that was terrible. Yet too good. =[

Um, let's see if I can dig up anything amusing. =/

 

[DarkAura]

SuSa makes the best blogs.

i have no jokes T_T_T

 

[Lord Viper]

 

[AlexoftheAura]

Best I got right now.

 

[Grey Belnades]

This thread is....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKayLq1d5Bs

 

[Cold Fusion]

If you are a fence, does that mean you are good at fencing?

 

[BlackLightning90]

 

[ook]

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls, and a truck full of dead babies?






You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork!

 

[Reaver197]

http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1792118

Edit: Also, this webcomic, just in case you've never heard of it.

http://garfieldminusgarfield.net/

 

[Noobicidal]

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls, and a truck full of dead babies?






You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork!

How many babies does it take to paint a house?


Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

 

[SuSa]

Stop with the baby jokes.

Collegehumor vidjo game jokes are old now. :'(

 

[o-Serin-o]

 

[thegreatkazoo]

No!

 

[Noobicidal]

Stop with the baby jokes.

Ah, but a realistic depiction of a group of cyclists being torn asunder by a mid-size car is fine.

So be it; it's your thread.

 

[SuSa]

And of course. The ATL person would come by with their underage crap.

Keep it up and this fun blog will be given a deathblow, which I'd hate to do.

 

[o-Serin-o]

These parents need to be executed.

This is worse.

 

[thegreatkazoo]

Get your facts right, Sus--I grew up in Athens, GA, which is twenty times more hick than Atlanta could ever be.

Seriously though, maybe you should put some guidelines on what is or isn't fair game so that the blog won't get shut down. Btw, my dp was hella funny. Don't front.

 

[SuSa]

Everyone should know the global rules by now.

 

[IxxI]

Stop with the baby jokes.

Collegehumor vidjo game jokes are old now. :'(

Lolololol.

The small caption totally saves this picture. I love it. Thanks.

 

[thegreatkazoo]

No durr, I know the global rules and all--but a lot of dps go into that kind of territory. So let me ask again, was that a little too much?

 

[CRASHiC]

KC Green, best web comic guy on the internet:

http://www.horribleville.com/d/20080831.html

 

[SuSa]

No durr, I know the global rules and all--but a lot of dps go into that kind of territory. So let me ask again, was that a little too much?

No, but all it did was open the boundaries for others.

Was just a warning. Try not to delve into those waters.

 

[Virgilio]

http://www.sk-gaming.com/video/123000-ROFL_MUST_SEE__D

Hope this thread doesnt die too soon.

 

[SuSa]

Is it me, or was that entire video stupid?

:|

I don't find pain funny.

 

[thegreatkazoo]

No, but all it did was open the boundaries for others.

Was just a warning. Try not to delve into those waters.

Duly noted, here is one that we can all relate to.

 

[CRASHiC]

This video truly captivates the essence of the human condition. A brilliant expression of truth, justice, and the pursuit of happiness -- all through the magic of song, dance, and one brave visionary who had the courage to step forward for the good of all mankind.

 

[Pink Reaper]

Smash related:

 

[Virgilio]

the other vid isnt much about pain, its more like the funny situations of life that are always funny to look back and remember. At least thats how i see it.
There was a show in my country full of that kind of videos (you send your video and they edit them with funny voices and noises), called Video Loco (crazy video)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQ1V_ImlYYE more baby jokes :/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7hzcLZ7uRc College humor :/

pd: sorry for bad english

 

[ook]

What's the difference between this blog and seatbelts?


Seatbelts save lives.

 

[IxxI]

Man, I've always loved Garfield.

 

[Mota]

I love Garfield too, but I didn't get it, where's Garfield?

 

[Cherry64]

 

[Noobicidal]

What's the difference between this blog and seatbelts?


Seatbelts save lives.

I liked the pre-edit joke more.

:s

 

[D13]

Meh, I'll find a different joke.

brb

 

[CRASHiC]

I love Garfield too, but I didn't get it, where's Garfield?

someone's never seen Garfield minus Garfield

 

[thegreatkazoo]

someone's never seen Garfield minus Garfield

Garfield Minus Garfield is mad legit, but it is kinda sad to see the only humor that can come out of this comic these days is by removing it's main character.

It wasn't always this way: The early days of Garfield was a laugh fest almost every day you read if. If anyone gets a chance to pick up an early Garfield compilation book, I would recommend you do so.

 

[Jim Morrison]

Lol, no...