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Teran

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Is it really that ****ing hard to post a joke that isn't sexual or profane?
 

Scott!

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I know math/science jokes!

A biologist, engineer and mathematician were having coffee on the patio. Across the street they watch as two people walk into a house. A few minutes later, three people leave the house. They start to discuss how that could happen.

Biologist: The two people copulated, reproduced and three people leave the house.

Engineer: That's wrong, our initial observation must have been erroneous.

Mathematician: You're both wrong. If another person enters the house it will be empty again.
 

o-Serin-o

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For the record, there is no joke that has no inappropriate content. The ones that don't aren't funny.
 

Jonkku

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Just keep them appropriate. >: Or I will kill you by turning you into the best BBQ Chicken on earth and slowly devouring you from the inside out with a plastic spork.

You have been warned.
More like;
You have been warmed.
It's funny because the previous sentence talked about BBQ!!

MarikYoshi said:
*"I heard you like Garfield" picture*
I can't believe I actually laughed at that.
 
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