After GENESIS 42, Pound 2033, and and EVO 20XX, I've finally completed my official data-based tier list.
Now, some of these are pretty obvious (SSSSSSS+ Tier) but some are less obvious.
Lucas's stick, as determined by the 4BR, counts as a sword. This effectively makes him a swordsman. Meta Knight has a full head of blonde hair under his mask according to my sources, but since he hides it, he's bottom tier in Blonde Anime Swordsman Tier. Everything else is standard procedure. Have you seen Cloud's style? He leans up against his sword. Shulk is too pure. Link has a dedicated Waifu and everybody else is too young or too alien.
Husbando tier is a bit complicated. Dr. Mario, seeking a medical degree, is far more attractive as a partner than a regular plumber, but he's still kind of stubby. He's not a coward (Luigi) but he's certainly not a proper husbando like Olimar. He's not a proper Sugar Daddy like Pac or G&W, who still look as young as ever. G&W even got plastic surgery for this game. Top quality.
We all know that the Big 5 are on a different level. Ganondorf, being Falcon's dad, has a bit more swag to offer, so he knocks Falcon down a tier this year. Sheik, having been Top Tier in a brief era from 2015 to 2016, is still top quality - he's a dependable ninja. Wario is a swag biker. Dedede requires no explanation - he's Dedede.
Waifus should also be pretty obvious. Zelda retains her purity, making her far better than robo-waifus such as Samus, or impure Waifus like Bayonetta, who somehow has less innocence than Princess "I get kidnapped" Peach, who had eight illegitimate children. How low quality. Trash. Anyway, Zero Suit Samus ranks above Rosalina and Palutena because Nairo paid me off 20$.
Irrelevant tier, as has been for a decade, is irrelevant. Pit isn't old enough to be a Husbando.
Hopefully this is useful even though Smash 10 made Smash 4 somewhat obsolete. Still no Ridley though, but he'd be a garbage Husbando anyway. What kind of Husbando murders parents? Not my Husbando.
Now, some of these are pretty obvious (SSSSSSS+ Tier) but some are less obvious.
Lucas's stick, as determined by the 4BR, counts as a sword. This effectively makes him a swordsman. Meta Knight has a full head of blonde hair under his mask according to my sources, but since he hides it, he's bottom tier in Blonde Anime Swordsman Tier. Everything else is standard procedure. Have you seen Cloud's style? He leans up against his sword. Shulk is too pure. Link has a dedicated Waifu and everybody else is too young or too alien.
Husbando tier is a bit complicated. Dr. Mario, seeking a medical degree, is far more attractive as a partner than a regular plumber, but he's still kind of stubby. He's not a coward (Luigi) but he's certainly not a proper husbando like Olimar. He's not a proper Sugar Daddy like Pac or G&W, who still look as young as ever. G&W even got plastic surgery for this game. Top quality.
We all know that the Big 5 are on a different level. Ganondorf, being Falcon's dad, has a bit more swag to offer, so he knocks Falcon down a tier this year. Sheik, having been Top Tier in a brief era from 2015 to 2016, is still top quality - he's a dependable ninja. Wario is a swag biker. Dedede requires no explanation - he's Dedede.
Waifus should also be pretty obvious. Zelda retains her purity, making her far better than robo-waifus such as Samus, or impure Waifus like Bayonetta, who somehow has less innocence than Princess "I get kidnapped" Peach, who had eight illegitimate children. How low quality. Trash. Anyway, Zero Suit Samus ranks above Rosalina and Palutena because Nairo paid me off 20$.
Irrelevant tier, as has been for a decade, is irrelevant. Pit isn't old enough to be a Husbando.
Hopefully this is useful even though Smash 10 made Smash 4 somewhat obsolete. Still no Ridley though, but he'd be a garbage Husbando anyway. What kind of Husbando murders parents? Not my Husbando.