XIF
Smash Master
Dear, TheLaw,
I accept your brash and arrogant challenge for matches in exchange for money (USD). In your previous proclomation you made one egregious error. That blunder being that I, the legendary X-infested Falcon would not only be at the time and place which you so named to be the end of many poor souls, but that I would without hesitation accept such a challenge. You are old and wise now. Your days are many and are numbered, my fine litigous friend. I accept a 3 dollar money match with the wielder of vegetables and the master of the ****** Blender, Peach... versus your wielder of the c0ck, and the master of combo's, Falco. But I am kind, and I will also extend to you another challenge for the price of two dollars. This challenge is of lesser meaning, but in the end my wish is the same, to undo you. I shall use the wielder of the flames and master of the head-butts, Bowser, once again, versus your Falco.
My wish was not to harm you, but you have left me no other choice, prepare to perish.
I accept your brash and arrogant challenge for matches in exchange for money (USD). In your previous proclomation you made one egregious error. That blunder being that I, the legendary X-infested Falcon would not only be at the time and place which you so named to be the end of many poor souls, but that I would without hesitation accept such a challenge. You are old and wise now. Your days are many and are numbered, my fine litigous friend. I accept a 3 dollar money match with the wielder of vegetables and the master of the ****** Blender, Peach... versus your wielder of the c0ck, and the master of combo's, Falco. But I am kind, and I will also extend to you another challenge for the price of two dollars. This challenge is of lesser meaning, but in the end my wish is the same, to undo you. I shall use the wielder of the flames and master of the head-butts, Bowser, once again, versus your Falco.
My wish was not to harm you, but you have left me no other choice, prepare to perish.