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(」・ω・)」 MARS la Marf in Smash 4 (/・ω・)/

Player-3

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lol i'm kidding that was a bad joke

okay okay okay here's a good one

If women don't think they were made to cook



....
Then why do they have eggs and milk inside of them?
 

Player-3

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okay okay okay wait wait i got another one


okay

so what do you tell a woman with two black eyes?


nothing, somebody already told her twice

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 

tibs7

Smash Champion
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haha p3, women jokes da bess.

Me and reigun are in a relationship, it used to be myself and p3 but then he cheated on me with Shaya :(.
But then Shaya was like 'mmm p3 I need someone who's good with neutral air' and they split and Shaya is now with mikehaze. P3 is probably the only guy in here without a boyfriend nawww.
 

Player-3

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yeah tibs i don't have a boyfriend


instead i went out last night and picked up these pills

i couldn't figure out what they were but dude

i took some and like




i can do twice the work you OR shaya could do BY MYSELF NOW
 

tibs7

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Tbh Shaya was never great, but me? I don't buy it, these pills are not da bess.
 

Espy Rose

Dumb horse.
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EspyRose
I'm pretty sure it'd on your User CP somewhere. If not, on your User Profile. That'll work just fine.
 

Laurel

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so i was just told shaya was a girl. i was totally about to hit shaya up.

then i found out i got viciously lied to.
 

Shaya

   「chase you」 
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/人◕‿‿◕人\ FABULOUS Max!
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stop trying to trick me!!!!!!!!
Don't worry, you're not my type.

Perfect Woman:
Natural, straight black hair
green eyes
C cup (larger doesn't hurt)
in between 160-175cm height
weigh around 60 kilos... too much more and it's not too bad. if shes like under 50 that's scary.
be hot
desperate enough to marry me
south american accent is a huge plus.
cute glasses don't hurt either.
mikehaze
not a ****wit

You probably only fit the category of "desperate...".
:p
 

tibs7

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Nah bro ef that.

Bleeched blonde hair
double D

final destination only.
 

Shaya

   「chase you」 
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But do you not know the rarity of naturally black hair with green eyes is?
ITS LIKE THE WHOLE POINT OF BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA TOWN
You can pay money to make women bleached blonde double d.

Also, now I think about it,
sex curls are pretty sexy.

So scratch straight hair.

But like, blondes are pretty good, no doubt.
Red heads.... mmm can be quite nice too. Often too pale though.
 

Laurel

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Don't worry, you're not my type.

Perfect Woman:
Natural, straight black hair
green eyes
C cup (larger doesn't hurt)
in between 160-175cm height
weigh around 60 kilos... too much more and it's not too bad. if shes like under 50 that's scary.
be hot
desperate enough to marry me
south american accent is a huge plus.
cute glasses don't hurt either.
mikehaze
not a ****wit

You probably only fit the category of "desperate...".
:p
you don't even know what i look like, *******.
 

Reizilla

The Old Lapras and the Sea
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Light brown, slight curl, barely Mexican, tall, C+. Or Asian. That works too.
 
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