Fox and Peach adventures: rumble in the castle.
"Et sho nuff iz quiet in dis place..."
TARGET. SIGHTED. ENTERING. COMBAT. MODE.....
*fires top*
#SWIZZE#
"!!!"
"Git dat **** otta her!"
"
OH. NO"
*dodges return top*
"
IT. APPEARS. THAT. THIS. CREATURE. CAN. NULLIFY. RANGED. COMBAT. PITY...."
"Now er did dat *** from...."
"Ack, wut r..."
"NOW. ENTERING. CLOSE. COMBAT. MODE."
"A bot?"
"PREPARE. TO. BE ELIMINATED. FURRY. CREATURE."
*winds up claw*
"Fery...."
#WACK!!#
"
OW."
"Git yer facs rite, im uh bird"
"OFCOURSE."
*RETREATS*
"Ey! git bak er!"
#PEW PEW PEW#
"how u's like dee's lazahs?"
#SCREECH!!# *comes to a halt*
"NOW. ENTERING. REFLECTION. MODE.
#WHIRL WHIRL WHIRL#
*lasers go* #SWISH SWISH SWISH#
"****" *dodges*
"TARGET. CONTINUES. TO. SHOW. GREAT. AGILITY.......NOW. ENTERING. RANGED. COMBAT. MODE."
"O noes u ain't...."
*running*
"I'ma ram yo metl *** ferst."
"HIya!!"
#SWOOSH#
*ROB dodges*
"dam"
"FOOLISH. CREATURE. PREPARE. TO. MEET. MY. DOWN. SMASH. ATTACK.
*spinning*
#PAT PAT PAT PAT PAT#
"AHHHH!!!"
"NOW. BEGONE."
#WHOOSH#
"Wahhhh!"
*hits floor*
#THUD#
"oof!!"
"THIS. IS. A. TIME. WHEN. YOU. BEINGS. SAY. HA.HA.HA.HA.
"....Cocky lil, bastrd ain't cha?"
"Ere i *** again den!!"
*starts running*
"WILL. YOU. NEVER. LEARN. FURRY. CREATURE."
"........"
*spot dodges*
"
NOW. WITNESS. MY. DOWN. SMASH. ATTACK. ONCE. AGAIN."
"Dats wut u's tink..."
*keeps running*
"......."
*pivot grab*
OH. NO. I. HAVE. BEEN SEIZED.
"U's tink i was gunna run in dat again? i ain't no fool."
*struggling*
"Now I's gotyu wer i watcha."
"DO. YOUR. WORST. FERRY. CREATURE."
"Fer da last ******* time...."
"I." *kick*
"AIN'T." *kick*
"NU. " *kick*
"GOD." *kick*
"****." *kick*
"FERY!!" *kick kick kick*
"
OW. OW. OW. OW. OW. OW.OW."
"had nough yet?"
"
HARDLY..... YOUR. KICKS. ARE. MAKING. INSIGNIFICANT. INDENTURES. THAT. IS. ALL."
"Orly now?! we gone jus hav tu unleash my specialty den."
"
......."
*throws down rob*
"TAK IT DEN *****!!"
#PEW PEW PEW SHAZZAM!!!#
"
OW....."
"Now fer de finishes!!"
"......."
HIya..."
#KICK#
"
OW."
"Gattlin combu baebi!!"
#WHOOSHERACK#
I....IMPOSSIBLE. DAMAGE. IS. NOW. AFFECTING. SYSTEMS...CONTROL. SYSTEMS. MALFUNCTIONING...
"Now te finish dis ting off..."
*jumps*
"......."
("ROB....are you still functional?")
"
MY. MY. LADY....."
#BLITZ#
("ROB....? *what is happening up there*")
mean while below.......
"Kick his *** Falco kick that robots shiny metal hiney!!"
"Um....Fox isn't ROB
and Falco on our side?"
"Technically speaking, yes, but i mistook Falcos entrance as an intrusion not a surprise visitation.....i am sorry."
"yeah.....
technically they are on the same side, but ROBs still attackin Falco."
"Can't you make him stop Zelda?"
"yeah get that crazy bot under control."
"For your information Mister McCloud if
you had warned me, or at least told Peach to do so, this fighting would not have started in the first place. I just happen to be the unfortunate accomplice in these events."
"....."
"Shes got a point Fox..."
"shut up!!.... alright ....geez.....I'm sorry Zelda, now can you please turn your bot off?"
"I would gladly do so to save any more damage done to ROB, but unfortunately it seems as if he's mafunctioning and i can't control him from here.....i do hope that Falco doesn't damage him to badly."
"you can't shut him off?"
"not even that, maybe he'll run out of power on his own before your partner can inflict any heavy damage. I really do not feel like calculating the cost then subtracting out which part you'll be paying for...."
"what part whos payin for?!"
"Why you my dear. afterall you are damaging royal property.....that and im going to abuse the law of "You break it, you bought it" to some extent."
"omg, princess...."
(Ahhhhhh!! **** dats hot...)
" Falco!!!"
("I wonder whats going on.....i've lost all contact to ROBs visor and speakers....")
#BOOM#
"YOU. FOOL. THIS. IS. BRAWL. NOT. MELEE. THERE. ARE. NO. FINISHING. COMBOS. SUCH. AS. YOU. WERE. PLANNING. SO. BACK. OFF."
"I's gunna enjoy beetin dat attude outta ya...."
#thud#
*groan* "ow....."
"NOW. REENTERING. RANGED. COMBAT. MODE.......CHARGING. STANDBY.."
#WHRILLLLL...#
*charges top*
"Ugh....can't let em get dat ting redy agin..."
("Falco!!!!")
"nya....wut iz it Fox, I's kinda busy....."
("Zeldas gonna make us pay half the cost of the damge done to ROB so lighten up on him will ya?")
*rolling*
"Meh? I's du one who awmost gots burnt, an can't da brawd turn im off?"
("He's broken so she can't do anything w/ him. you can still fight just take it easy....please....")
*sigh*
#PEW PEW#
"OW......HOW. DARE. YOU. INTERUPT. ME......"
"I's gone try Fox, but i can't promiz nuttin...."
("thanks....Fox out..")
*click
*sigh*
"STAY. AWAY. FROM. ME..."
"Like hellz I's am. You betta get ova her or imma come tear dat *** appart.....nicely"
"I. REFUSE."
*proceeds to start girly hand fighting across the pillar*
"......."
"
YOU. CAN'T. MAKE. ME. COME. OVER. TO. YOU. SO. HA."
".....Yu knows wut? **** dis imma go afta dat princess......"
"WHAT. DID. YOU. JUST. SAY?"
*Falco runs away*
"HEY."
"
COME. BACK. HERE."
(hehe dat ting acually fell fer it...)
"Falco wth?! you just gonna run around it?"
"I hope Falco and ROB will be ok...."
"Peach, would you come over here for a minute?"
"huh? O....ok.."
"You have been standing for a while now....perhaps you should have a seat"
"Oh thats thoughtful of you, but really im ok.....I'm too worried about Falco to sit down now.."
"****** bird you can't run from him forever.....do soemthing.."
"Now now really Peach i insist....
"Please sit down."
*kicks*
"Ow! Zelda, what was that for?"
*kicks*
"Come"
*kicks*
"Now"
"Ow!"
*kicks*
"You know."
*kicks*
"Your..."
"Tired."
"Whoooo., ahhh"
#THUD#
"Peach?.....No Falco not that way the other way!!!"
"I'm ok....Zelda that was mean.
"
"On the contrary... it was not, because you were in my way...."
"Your way? of what?....."
the rest will be here tommorow.....well later today since it is tommorow already.....my laptops being a ***** again.....i really need a new one...