Fox and Peach adventures: truth, jail, and space
now where did we last leave off....oh i remember now(copypasta ftw)
#BOOM#
ENOUGH!!! THIS FIGHTING ENDS NOW!!!
"Ahhhh!!!"
"Aieeee!!"
"
OUCH"
"I better hurry before i miss all the action......shamefully this is exciting
"
*runs*
#click click clikkiickick zap#
"What are you doing?"
*sigh*
"!?!?!??!!?"
"Oh pardon me...... i have to reformat ROB since it seems even the override command has stopped functioning"
"Doncha ned a's paswurd fer dat."
"Come again?"
"Ta ovaride, i ain't hears yu say nuttin."
"Telepathic password entering. I picked a phrase from one of the kitchen staff before i fired her, so it would be more inconspicuous."
"**** what she say to get fired?"
"Must you know?"
"Can yu's jus pic anutta one if yu's tell?"
*sigh*
"Oh come on, its not like we plan to steal away your ROB."
"I suppose I will have to tell you since your be so insistant about it..."
"......Well?"
"She said, and i quote...oh and excuse my language"
Mistress Zelda never really gives Link anything for all those dungeons and rescues he's done for her.....the last one was like 50hrs+. i bet the reason we hear all that stomping from her meeting room and her after expression when Link leaves shes thinking... "i can be so B***** sometimes, but Link foolishly loves me anyway."
"End quote."
"****! iz all dat?"
"Ofcourse not, thats too long to be a password phrase within sensibility, only the underlined part."
"What underlined part?"
"Scroll up to the underlined part in the quote since you missed it."
"oh that part......wait what!"
"There. Now ROB is all reformatted and ready for new orders."
HI. MY. NAME. IS. ROB. 2.O. IT. STANDS. FOR. ROBOTIC. OPPERATING. BAD***.
*sigh*
#swhooooosh fling!!#
"
I. E. E. E. E. E. E. "
"No."
"Harsh much."
"That is his defect, that phrase."
"Can't, you get a refund?"
"No, because they have "no refund" written in numerical code at the bottom of the contract. I presumed it was a typo."
"So what did you do then, let them get away with it?"
"ROB, your new orders are to gather up the other ROBs and have this castle spotless by midnight."
"
UNDERSTOOD. MY. MISTRESS"
"
would everyone stop ignoring me?!"
"Maybi if yu's lose dat gut, dey might pay tention mo often."
"You forget, i still have the key to the bread box hoe."
D:<
"I was not ignoring you...anyway, i sued the company."
"Wow.....what you get out of it?"
"10 grand of rupees. "
"Do yu's need mo money? ain'tchu alrede Queens?"
"I am still a woman. Besides i used most of that to remodel the town, and create a new school."
"Your so nice."
"I look like a better ruler if my kingdom, or at least the castle town, is in the best condition possible. In addition it makes the guards more warry, and adds protection against possible assassins."
"Who'd assasinate you? your such a nice ruler."
"There are always those who are greedy for more....besides no matter what i do, i can please the masses....but not the entirerty..."
"Dats kina sad."
*nods* "Oh look here comes Peach."
*pant* "Hey guys....what i miss?"
"Everything(Erthang for falco)"
"Awww....wheres ROB?"
"He and the other ROBs are on cleaning duty for the rest of the evening."
"Oh. Well what shall we do now?"
"It is getting quite late....so perhaps you all should stay for supper."
"Ooo sounds nice, right guys?"
"yeah, im starving."
"Oh, and remember Fox is on a diet. So he gets smaller servings than the rest of us
"
"fat*** i have a fast metabolism, so i can eat as much as the rest of you."
"If that is so...then why do you have that gut? even lack of exercise and unhealthy diet mixed with a fast metabolism you should still apparently be thinner."
"**** smarty *****...."
"Can I's hav xtra bread?"
"Ofcourse."
*cries*
"hmmm.....intresten....."
"What is it Falco?"
"Apparently missus Zelda don't gots a very plump bottom, unlike missus Peachy.
"
"lol.....oh!"
"......."
#SLAP!!!!!!#
"guah!"
"How dare you..."
"See? thats what you get for opening your beak bird"
#BZZZZZZ#
"
AHHHHHHH!!!"
"You know who I am, so what made you think you could speak about me like I am some tavern wench?"
"O Zelda don't hurt him he's already been through enough fighting today."
"........"
"I'm sure hes sorry, he didn't mean to be rude. Its how Falco generally talks."
"Um....yeah, can you like not fry my friend?"
"Since you are friends with Peach i guess i will leave you be now."
"Ow...."
*sniff sniff*"Dude Falco you smell like burned chicken"
"Well ....I....*cough* is a bird....and jus been lectrocuted..."
("Well man, bird, w/e up. it won't be long now, we just need to get Zelda to come with us and then were off to get Samus
")
("Yu tink she rally gon leave her place to come travel wit us, how yu's go ean convice her?")
("I'm sure we can get Peach to think up something...")
("Wat if she can't? and im really not lootin ford to meetn dis Samus chic, i mights get attacked, or somen agin...")
("Would you be more enthused if i said she had a big ***?")
("Maybi....")
("But were so close though....it won't be longer till we have all three of them and then....")
("And then what baby?
")
(" P-peach?! You can hear us....how?")
("You put a communicom in my earrings you conanimal D:<")
("Wha-what did you hear?.....")
("Why all of it my dear Fox.")
("Zelda!? WTF we didn't give you a com.")
("I started using telepathy to read your mind when Peachs expression got serious.")
"So Fox, whats the big plan when you get all 3 of us together eh?
"
"Um....."
"Now yu's in trubble...."
"Your not exactly innocent birdman."
"Yesum i am. I's don't know wut he planned..... like im uh.... unwillin accoplices."
"Well Fox i'm waiting?
"
"Uhhhh...it's...um....i can't really say now..."
"Is it too embarassing to say,?Maybe he had more carnal desires in mind for using us."
"What?! No....I.."
"Carnal desires?"
"Oh whats the laymens term for it.............a "Bootycall" as you would say?"
"BOOTYCALL!!!!!"
"No Peach its not like that at all!!!! I..."
"shutup!"
#WHACKKKKK#
"AHHHHHHHH!!"
"Apparently you haven not lost your golfing touch Peach."
"Thanks
" "Now its time to kick some animal *** I don'' like being used!!
"
"Falco pull it together we gotta get outta here!!"
"Where we goin? Back to da ship? I's tink i los ma keys..."
"******!!!!" ("But i can't really leave w/o them otherwise the.....")
"Youhoooo!!! i hear you liek big Azzes?"
"!"
"Because here comes an *** so big it makes Serena Williams' look flatter than paper!!!"
"hehe, Peach can be so funny when she is angry..... oh my...."
"Peach wait! You threw your bottom too far."
"Oh don't worry, my other *** hitbox is probably gonna get them!!"
"Peach...... even though you have two butt hitboxes it does not reach that far."
"Thank god she missed...."
"******, but your not getting away
"
"I thought you were different than Wolf....i guess i was wrong..."
"No....Peach...its..."
"I's tink imma git outta here..."*tries to crawl away*
"Then what the **** is it!? what were you planning?" D:<
"I...I really can't say atm...."
"WHY!?"
"Because its...its....I...."
"......Goodbye Fox.."
"No! wait!"
"Fox!!!!!!!!!!"
"Just a moment Peach."
"Why should i wait?"
"Fox?"
*whimper*
"I take that as a yes, given the current situation....When is the earliest we can learn what your planning?"
"Once we get Samus to join with us...."
"Why don't you just read his mind Zelda?" D:<
"I would....but somethings blocking that part of his mind off....and its a magic far stronger than mine."
"Oh."
"Peach put him down and lets you and I talk for a moment alone."
"Oh........*sigh* ok..."
"Lets go hide by the ROBs Falco...."
"Kay."
"Well what? why can't i kill them?"
"Calm your blood lust dear or you'll develop gray hairs early."
*sigh*
"I think we should go with them."
"Are you crazy?! who knows what he planned."
"Peach... you don't put a mind shield around memories or thoughts for petty things like what i suggested earlier.... theres some very important reason why he can't tell us now."
"Why? cause you can't magically read his mind?"
"Exactly. I am one of the best mages on the smash continent. and Fox is no magician, someone of extreamly high power must have a reasone for wanting the three of us."
"For a bootycall...."
"Yes. that is still a possibility, but i believe theres a better one now."
"You'll probably have to support paying."
"Thats fine, im sure its not that much and we can make it as less expensive and luxurious as possible with Falcos help, hes excels at that from what i scanned from him. Besides it gives us a reaons to be away from our kingdom duties as well as track down Samus....."
"You don't know where she is?"
"We lost contact with each other shorty after we parted to look for separate ways to free you."
*sigh* "I guess we can."
"Now don't act like that, we can treat this like an adventure. Besides if anything goes wrong I am sure we can take care of Fox and Falco."
"Yeah... I Did have Fox pretty scared there lol."
"How about a "high five" since i don't have any wine glasses available to toast with right now."
"OK!"
"Here i come."
"Not with the crown you fool! I said High five not Fair me!"
"Oops sorry....my bad
"
"I swear you can be very scary sometimes..."
"So can you....lol"
"So to a....hopefully fun adventure."
"Are you still mad at Fox?"
"A little....but i guess i'll just trust that he has something better hidden in his head for now..."
"And if he does not?"
"Then there will be hell to pay" D:<
"LOL"
Jigz
(OMG Zelda says lol?)
and thats all for tonight........god im tired and stiff from typing.....i'll have previews up tomorrow and the next section up this weekend. if all goes to shcedule...which i doubt.. anyway good night.