JigglyZelda003
Smash Hero
Fox and Peach adventures: the road to Zelda; laddermadness
where we last left off...
".... if your that strong why did you stay w/ Wolf and not go see Zelda yourself?"
"Um.... its a long story, can we talk about it later. i do want to get to Zelda before nightfall.."
"Oh sure, lets go then"
"yall be carful now."
"We will Falco....
"
20 minutes later.....
"Hmmm...."
"What is it?"
"don't you think its weird Zelda only had Ike as guard?"
"Not really."
"?"
"He was such a weirdo, anyone w/ o some balls would be scared away just talking too him."
"Lol, are you saying i have balls then?"
"Oh yeah, nice pink princess balls that **** when you get mad"
"Fox tat ain't nice thing to say to missus Peachy"
"well Mr. Oblivious how about "Token Green, till Peach Gets Mean", sound better for ya?
"Its ok Falco i think it was a compliment, oh and wru? i hear you, but can't see you..."
"lol missus Peachy, im still in the ship"
"Hes talking from the intercom device, remember that thing i put in your earrings?"
"Oh! so thats it."
"just up these stairs should be Zeldas castle right?"
"mhm"
"Good cause my feet are getting ti.."
O.O
"HOLY ****!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Oh my thats gonna be a ways to go..."
"man...."
"Well. lets get going then "
"Your sure enthusiastic about it... -_-"
"Zelda should be just up these stairs, i can feel were close now."
"If you say so..."
"Hop to it Fox."
"Shutup Falco"
"Well lets go!"
*starts walking*
2 hours later..
"Dude... these stairs... are..*pant* longer... than they look..."
"Oh Fox, stop being a baby we'll be to the top soon."
"Not soon enough..."
"Spite what de looks like nao, Fox has actally done gained a few pounds, even got a gutsy on im."
"Quiet Bird!!!"
"Really? it would explain the complaints"
"Mhm, it wut hapns den yus gots nu JOBs and just sittn round eating."
"Falco!!"
"Well these stairs should put him back into shape then"
*whimper*
"Well keep up dem walkn, i gone take a naps"
"Later Falco."
"Hey! Look up there!"
"huh?"
"Look, we can take a break here!!"
"Hmmm, idk..."
"oh come on, please? im tired, you heard Falco."
"So what he said is true then, all of it?"
"Most of it..."
"Care to explain the lack of JOBs then?"
"Only if you explain why you were w/ Wolf for so long when you clearly can beat him up."
"uh...."
lol
"......."
"Since neither of us want to explain atm, why don't we just a take a break then?"
"while i have nothing against taking a break....that spot...something doesn't seem right...."
"Orly?"
"Yarly."
*Rumbles*
!
*shhhhup*
"wha!!"
*jumps*
"See? I told you i smelled something fishy"
" that wasn't just yourself?"
"Huh!?"
":embarrassOooooh nothing. Anyway you gonna float across, theres spikes down there."
"im gonna just use my parisol"
"Your what?"
*swoosh*
*flap*
"This."
"Where did that come from?"
"Um.."
"You can explain it later then, ya big weirdo."
"lol"
"Well lets go."
"No more break?"
"Not after that pit hole, i think im gonna wait a little longer for a break. might as well work off this gut."
"Lol"
"hahaha, laugh now while you can. Soon you'll be drooling over my washboard abs"
"In your dreams"
"Oh you do more than that in those..."
"just kidding"
"You better be, or imma do what i did to Ike to you down these stairs..."
"lol (i gotta learn to keep my mouth shut better)"
"Oh?"
"What?"
"Theres a ladder here? I don't remember this..."
"The place doesn't look in the best of repair, and it has been 4 years since you've been here right?"
"mhm"
"maybe they broke and this is a temp, or permanent fix."
"maybe"
"........."
"you think its trapped?"
"I'm not getting a weird feeling from it..."
"Maybe i should examine it anyway.."
*squish*
"mvromrm"
"No, let me check it. I can fly if somethings wrong"
"It seems ok"
"....."
*slides* "ahhh"
"Peach!?"
"Im ok. my shoe slipped on the ladder, but it seems pretty stable."
*sigh*
"What is it?"
"Oh nothing..."
"well then, lets go go go."
"Aye aye captin."
*jumps to ladder*
"lol, i just thought of a song."
"What?"
*singing*"I see mushrooms, i see ant..."
"?"
"I see Peachys matching underpants" 
"agh! thats it!!"
"Eat my legendary Dair!!!
*tap,tap,tap,tap,tap*
"ow, ouch, owie, oof!"
"Yipe!!!"
*recatchs ladder*
"
"Sorry, lets reorganize shall we?"
"You pervy ol Furry!!"
"I said sorry.."
"this will have to work for now"
"Now you get to look at my ***, lol"
"Not really. mostly your tail."
"don't resist my sexy bottom"
"Looks like it needs a good spanking"
"Yes please!!!"
"LOL!!!!"
*climbs for a while*
"Hey look the ladder splits"
"Yeah.... (now she can't look at my *** anymore )"
" Say."
"Hmmm?"
"Wanna race to the top now?"
"Not really..."
"oh come on, if you win i'll give you that spanking."
"Ooooo, but what if i lose?"
"i let Falco cook dinner again." >.>
"Oh **** no, your on then."
"lol"
"I'll count down"
*nods*
"3...."
"2......."
"1............"
".......(i can do this, i actually don't mind Falcos cooking, especially his gumbo. either way i win though)..."
"GO!!!!!"
*the race is on*
*pant*
"YES!! im winning. spanking and no Falco stew here i come"
*huff* *huff*
"nee naw nee naw nee naw"
"Whos the slowpoke now? lol"
(OOO its those games eh? well i got a new trick for you doggie.....)
*tosses turnip*
"Oh no!! i dropped the turnip.... please catch it Fox"
"Oh! ok i got it"
(sucker)
"i got it... Peach?"
"up here silly"
"Hey no fair, you cheated!!!"
"did not."
"Did too. you could have pulled another one of these things from anywhere"
"Alls fair in love and gumbo" ohahahhahaha......(continues climbing)
"Eeeeeeew you like that **** he cooks?!"
peach:*can't hear, moving to far away*
"hey cheapscate, slow down and wait for me!!!"
"Never!! hahaha"
"Ooo wait till i catch you, im gonna give you such a spanking!!!"
"i can't wait, if you catch me that is"
"OOOOOOOOOOOoo!!!!"
an hour or so later....
"finally out of that dank area... its so bright out still."
"Yeah...hey look over there"
"huh?"
"To my upper right"
"Oh!!"
"looks like a rest stop, want to break there for a sec?"
"think it might be trapped?"
"Even if it is, we can just fall right back on the ladders, lol."
"Your right"
"Ahhhh...."
"lol. i guess we were both kinda tired"
"I guess so, but at least going down will be so much easier"
"Why? we have to take the ladders and such all over again."
"nope, Falco can pull the main ship up. since we now know the exact location of the castle"
"oh i see. btw how are you keeping fuel in that if you have no job?"
"......we have some funds saved over from our last adventure, coalition w/ Wolfs team saved us a bunch on supplies"
"You work w/ Wolf?
" Not usually, it was a one time thing, well 2 actually."
"I see."
" now how about you? why did you stay w/ Wolf?"
"Um..."
"stop pestrin her about tat Fox."
"Weren't you asleep bird?"
"I waz til yall woken meh up wit all dat talkin and yelling about spankin ***."
"ehehe..."
"LOL"
"Falco, you can head back to the Great Fox now, i'll sned the coordinates to the castle when we get there."
"Arite Arite, i guesses i's get sum grub when i get back though first."
"lol"
"W/e, it will still be some time before we get there anyway, just don't eat it all"
"Shall we then?"
"Right!"
*jumps off Foxs head onto ladder*
"***** if you don't stop that imma put glue is my hair so you can be stuck there"
"But i can just take my shoe off, then you'll be the one looking silly."
"maybe, but you'll be the one w/ o a shoe, or barefoot"
"lol"
"Fox yu sho gots po mannnrs"
"she knows im only kidding"
where we last left off...
".... if your that strong why did you stay w/ Wolf and not go see Zelda yourself?" "Um.... its a long story, can we talk about it later. i do want to get to Zelda before nightfall.." "Oh sure, lets go then" "yall be carful now." "We will Falco...."20 minutes later.....
"Hmmm...." "What is it?""don't you think its weird Zelda only had Ike as guard?" "Not really." "?" "He was such a weirdo, anyone w/ o some balls would be scared away just talking too him." "Lol, are you saying i have balls then?" "Oh yeah, nice pink princess balls that **** when you get mad" "Fox tat ain't nice thing to say to missus Peachy" "well Mr. Oblivious how about "Token Green, till Peach Gets Mean", sound better for ya? "Its ok Falco i think it was a compliment, oh and wru? i hear you, but can't see you..." "lol missus Peachy, im still in the ship" "Hes talking from the intercom device, remember that thing i put in your earrings?" "Oh! so thats it." "just up these stairs should be Zeldas castle right?" "mhm" "Good cause my feet are getting ti.." O.O
"HOLY ****!!!!!!!!!!!" "Oh my thats gonna be a ways to go..." "man...." "Well. lets get going then " "Your sure enthusiastic about it... -_-" "Zelda should be just up these stairs, i can feel were close now." "If you say so..." "Hop to it Fox." "Shutup Falco" "Well lets go!"*starts walking*
2 hours later..
"Dude... these stairs... are..*pant* longer... than they look..." "Oh Fox, stop being a baby we'll be to the top soon." "Not soon enough..." "Spite what de looks like nao, Fox has actally done gained a few pounds, even got a gutsy on im." "Quiet Bird!!!" "Really? it would explain the complaints" "Mhm, it wut hapns den yus gots nu JOBs and just sittn round eating." "Falco!!" "Well these stairs should put him back into shape then" *whimper* "Well keep up dem walkn, i gone take a naps" "Later Falco." "Hey! Look up there!" "huh?"
"Look, we can take a break here!!" "Hmmm, idk..." "oh come on, please? im tired, you heard Falco." "So what he said is true then, all of it?" "Most of it..." "Care to explain the lack of JOBs then?" "Only if you explain why you were w/ Wolf for so long when you clearly can beat him up." "uh...." lol "......." "Since neither of us want to explain atm, why don't we just a take a break then?" "while i have nothing against taking a break....that spot...something doesn't seem right...." "Orly?" "Yarly."*Rumbles*
!*shhhhup*
"wha!!"*jumps*
"See? I told you i smelled something fishy" " that wasn't just yourself?" "Huh!?" ":embarrassOooooh nothing. Anyway you gonna float across, theres spikes down there." "im gonna just use my parisol" "Your what?"*swoosh*
*flap*
"This." "Where did that come from?" "Um.." "You can explain it later then, ya big weirdo." "lol" "Well lets go." "No more break?"
"Not after that pit hole, i think im gonna wait a little longer for a break. might as well work off this gut." "Lol" "hahaha, laugh now while you can. Soon you'll be drooling over my washboard abs" "In your dreams" "Oh you do more than that in those..." "just kidding" "You better be, or imma do what i did to Ike to you down these stairs..." "lol (i gotta learn to keep my mouth shut better)" "Oh?" "What?"
"Theres a ladder here? I don't remember this..." "The place doesn't look in the best of repair, and it has been 4 years since you've been here right?" "mhm" "maybe they broke and this is a temp, or permanent fix." "maybe" "........." "you think its trapped?" "I'm not getting a weird feeling from it..." "Maybe i should examine it anyway.."
*squish*
"mvromrm" "No, let me check it. I can fly if somethings wrong" "It seems ok" "....."
*slides* "ahhh" "Peach!?" "Im ok. my shoe slipped on the ladder, but it seems pretty stable." *sigh* "What is it?" "Oh nothing..." "well then, lets go go go." "Aye aye captin."*jumps to ladder*
"lol, i just thought of a song." "What?" *singing*"I see mushrooms, i see ant..." "?"
"I see Peachys matching underpants" "agh! thats it!!"
"Eat my legendary Dair!!! *tap,tap,tap,tap,tap*
"ow, ouch, owie, oof!" "Yipe!!!"*recatchs ladder*
" "Sorry, lets reorganize shall we?" "You pervy ol Furry!!" "I said sorry.."
"this will have to work for now" "Now you get to look at my ***, lol" "Not really. mostly your tail." "don't resist my sexy bottom" "Looks like it needs a good spanking" "Yes please!!!" "LOL!!!!"*climbs for a while*
"Hey look the ladder splits" "Yeah.... (now she can't look at my *** anymore )" " Say." "Hmmm?"
"Wanna race to the top now?" "Not really..." "oh come on, if you win i'll give you that spanking." "Ooooo, but what if i lose?" "i let Falco cook dinner again." >.> "Oh **** no, your on then." "lol" "I'll count down" *nods* "3...." "2......." "1............" ".......(i can do this, i actually don't mind Falcos cooking, especially his gumbo. either way i win though)..." "GO!!!!!"*the race is on*
*pant* "YES!! im winning. spanking and no Falco stew here i come" *huff* *huff* "nee naw nee naw nee naw" "Whos the slowpoke now? lol" (OOO its those games eh? well i got a new trick for you doggie.....)
*tosses turnip*
"Oh no!! i dropped the turnip.... please catch it Fox" "Oh! ok i got it" (sucker)
"i got it... Peach?" "up here silly" "Hey no fair, you cheated!!!" "did not." "Did too. you could have pulled another one of these things from anywhere" "Alls fair in love and gumbo" ohahahhahaha......(continues climbing) "Eeeeeeew you like that **** he cooks?!"peach:*can't hear, moving to far away*
"hey cheapscate, slow down and wait for me!!!"
"Never!! hahaha" "Ooo wait till i catch you, im gonna give you such a spanking!!!" "i can't wait, if you catch me that is" "OOOOOOOOOOOoo!!!!"an hour or so later....
"finally out of that dank area... its so bright out still." "Yeah...hey look over there" "huh?" "To my upper right" "Oh!!" "looks like a rest stop, want to break there for a sec?" "think it might be trapped?" "Even if it is, we can just fall right back on the ladders, lol." "Your right"
"Ahhhh...." "lol. i guess we were both kinda tired" "I guess so, but at least going down will be so much easier" "Why? we have to take the ladders and such all over again." "nope, Falco can pull the main ship up. since we now know the exact location of the castle" "oh i see. btw how are you keeping fuel in that if you have no job?" "......we have some funds saved over from our last adventure, coalition w/ Wolfs team saved us a bunch on supplies" "You work w/ Wolf? " Not usually, it was a one time thing, well 2 actually." "I see." " now how about you? why did you stay w/ Wolf?" "Um..." "stop pestrin her about tat Fox." "Weren't you asleep bird?"
"I waz til yall woken meh up wit all dat talkin and yelling about spankin ***." "ehehe..." "LOL" "Falco, you can head back to the Great Fox now, i'll sned the coordinates to the castle when we get there." "Arite Arite, i guesses i's get sum grub when i get back though first." "lol" "W/e, it will still be some time before we get there anyway, just don't eat it all"
"Shall we then?" "Right!"*jumps off Foxs head onto ladder*
"***** if you don't stop that imma put glue is my hair so you can be stuck there" "But i can just take my shoe off, then you'll be the one looking silly." "maybe, but you'll be the one w/ o a shoe, or barefoot" "lol" "Fox yu sho gots po mannnrs" "she knows im only kidding"
Fox your so silly"
