Fox and Peach adventures: the road to Zelda
at last its ready, mostly. i've separated it up into 3 sections, possibly 4 dependingly, but atm its 3 enjoy:
"well heres the Eldin Bridge, and across it should be Zeldas castle."
"Wow ,really?"
"Yeah, thats what the map says."
"lol"
"Sorry ta burst ya happy bubbles, but we do have a problm..."
"Were out of fuel?...no the meters full..."
"Engine troubles?"
"why dont yall go look outside an see fer yourselves"
"Oh no the bridge is out..."
"Is that all? ha!"
"?"
"We can just fly over it and keep going."
"Actually we can't."
"Awww."
"What do you mean? ofcourse we can."
"In anutter one we can, but this lanmasta (our onry working one) is teh groun only unit"
"I thought we got rid of all those!?"
"Nope. its more durable than teh uta new models, thats y we kept em....or one of em"
"=_=;"
"Oh well thats ok"
"what?"
"I'll just float over, its not that far."
"Peach are you sure?"
"I've been doing this for years its nothing. See im even going backwards hahaha"
"Fox."
"Huh?"
"Whatcha waitn fer ah invatation? get ova der and go with her"
"But i can't fly."
" Yu's betta work some highspeed nintsu ova der den"
"Do i have to? im kinda tired today, thats why i wanted to just ride there...."
"Yesum you do, or ima fry dat furay ***. Dat a shoot you ova der quicker than you can say Yiff."
"You wouldn't..."
"......"
*bumps Fox in front of landmaster*
"oof"
*charges gun*
"**** hes serious!!"
"OK OK OK i'm going sheesh!!"
"Hmm? i wonder what they're talking about? kinda sounds like they're arguing..."
"Ninja Art: Flash Dash!!!"
*zoom*
"Oh hi Fox, ready to go?"
"yeah babe just a minute, let me catch my breath..."
"If you say so."
(**** Falco, threatening to shoot me....MEEE!! i should fire that dodo bird....)
"U's known Ai's onry kidding Fox."
"***..."
"Such language."
"Ignore im missus Peachy, he get ova it soon." "and Fox u's knows betta dan to swear in fron ova lady."
"hmmmm....w/e."
"Yall take care ova der, don't let nuttin hapn to miss Peachy Fox"
"Ofcourse not!"
"ima hold ya to dat Fox"
"Bye Falco"
"Btw..."
"Huh? what is it?"
"did you bring Zelda a gift? You haven't seen her for a while.....might as well bring her something"
"Um...."
"I take that as a nope; zilch, natta, nothing."
"No, i actually do have something for her."
"what?"
*gunts* "This!!"
*gasp*
"This will do nicely, fresh outta the ground too."
*Fox stumbles over*
"Wha wha where did that turnip come from!?!?1?!?!!" *shudders*
"Oh, i guess i forgot to mention."
*looks at Peach*
"i have the strange ability to pull turnips out from any floor, lol."
"......"
"Sorry i forgot to mention it beforehand, i guess i scared you."
" Im not scared...just.. alittle... surprised thats all.."
"Your legs are shaking."
"Your kidding..."
"Yeah i am.
"
"You are one freaky princess"
"is that a bad thing?"
"At this point... idk"
*stands up*
"Well, shall we go on then?"
"yeah."
*starts walking
"You ok?"
"mhm...."
"you sure?"
"whos that?"
"huh?!"
"halt, who are you?" *draws sword*
"Ike?"
"You know him Peach?"
"Old... how would you say, aquaintences"
"Peach? is that really you?"
"last i checked it was."
"we thought you died, or something. Its been what 4 years since you last visited Zelda?" "where have you been?"
"With Wolf, he wouldn't let me see Zelda anymore....then Fox here came and beat him up. now i came to see Zelda"
"IDK....the
exact same thing happened w/ Wolf 4 years ago....i don't think i should let you in."
"what?"
"......."
"But Ike... please i miss Zelda..."
"comeon dude lighten up i'm not like wolf"
"I said no, now leave"
*stares*
"peach lets come back another time then..."
"......."
"Peach?"
"Fox...."
?
"Hold this!"
"Wha?"
*catchs turnip*
"Ike"
"Sorry..." *plants sword* "but im not letting you through, Zelda trusted me to guard the gate and im gonna do that"
"and no persuasion whatsoever will get you to move?"
".....No."
"very well then...."
"...."
"..."
"........"
*pivot grab*
*gasp*
"....."
"....Peach...?"
"LISTEN YOU *slap* I DIDN'T COME *kick* ALL THIS ******* WAY *elbow* JUST TO BE TOLD I CAN'T SE MY FRIEND... DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"O.O!!!"
grunt (how did she?...)
"outta the way Fox im getting rid of this ***** **** "
"If you say so Peach"
*jumps up*
"Its time to end this...any last words?"
"how did you get so strong?"
"Oh you haven't seen strong yet...WATCH THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"meet my handy dandy ***** slap!!!"
*SMACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
"GUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHhh"
"****"
*groan*
"maybe i should finish this off.."
*drops explosive keg*
*slam*
"*gasp* oh no!!"
"Sayonara meat head
"
KABOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"
"wow look at that explosion..."
"Hmph, serves him right."
"ZELDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
"........"
"Now dats wha i likem tu see, a woman kick ***. nice going missus Peachy"
"thanks Falco.... but im nto really that proud of it..."
"maybe not, but you sure are stronger than you look thats for sure...."
".... if your that strong why did you stay w/ Wolf and not go see Zelda yourself?"
"Um.... its a long story, can we talk about it later. i do want to get to Zelda before nightfall.."
"Oh sure, lets go then"
"yall be carful now."
"We will Falco....
"
next chapter continues road to Zelda, its finished i just have to put it up, hope anyone who read enjoyed