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Wario Wario Wario · Aug 15, 2021

If I was Sakurai I would've quit Smash the exact moment Nintendo learned they could use it to promote new games.

Really, if I was Sakurai Smash would be very different. In fact Nintendo as a whole would be different - I wouldn't have kept Kirby's placeholder design for one thing.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 14, 2021

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 14, 2021

The idea of a good Nick platfighter has been a dream of mine for almost decades now, so my mind had already kinda normalised the idea of "Nigel Thornberry wavedashing" or "Aang losing the Reptar matchup" long before this was announced - that being said, I made this comment and even then the absurdity of it caught me off-guard once it left my head and arrived on Reddit.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 14, 2021

There was once a time where Diddy Kong had more starring roles than Donkey Kong himself.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 14, 2021

Even though it's not a competitive stage and that'd kinda defeat the point, I'd love KoF Stadium forms for every stage.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 14, 2021

Based Sakurai

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 14, 2021

If there's one thing I've learned from Smash speculation, it's that "too much evidence" is indeed a reason something won't happen.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 14, 2021

Since I was talking about the missing spirits on the comments of my previous status, I figured I should make a mock-up for a "Those Who Remain" spirit event promo image.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 14, 2021

I love the fact that when Nintendo made a game specifically for Americans they plastered the word "Cola" over everything to substitute for references to actual American culture.

Still a great game though.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 14, 2021

If I had to cut any of the original 12, Captain Falcon would be first on the chopping block - not Jigglypuff.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 14, 2021

Watching the DYKGaming video on Epic Mickey a while back got me thinking about what other Epic games based on Disney's core universe they could've made alongside Epic Mickey and Epic Donald.

Epic Pete where you stand in for the many Disney villains, Epic Pluto where you have to rescue Mickey instead of the usual owner-saves-dog plot, Epic Goofy (or hell, even just Epic Max) which swaps the 30s aesthetic for the 90s, so much potential.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 14, 2021

Video game consoles during the night:

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 13, 2021

"How many people do you think will buy your game?"
Me at the investors' meeting:

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 13, 2021

I'm trying to figure out what tattoo to get. I'm surprised I managed to find more pictures of Voodoo Vince tattoos (2) than PaRappa the Rapper tattoos. (0)

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 13, 2021

Monkey Ball Banana Mania has had my ideal pre-launch cycle. Not hyping things up big or trying to exploit fans' anxiousness, but giving new content the respect it deserves in trailers. Not hiding behind corporate amiguity, but also leaving a few mysteries and surprises.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 12, 2021

ASMR ads make me legit uncomfortable - like, ASMR already comes off to me like the person saying it has malicious intentions, (unless they're Funky Kong) but now they actually do have malicious intentions!

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 12, 2021

I'm so used to Nintendo's BS that CTRNF having extremely basic developer-player communication back in '19 felt revolutionary to me.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 12, 2021

Watching movie reviews is a minefield - sometimes you'll find a review you really agree with, then go to the channel's other videos, see "HOME ON THE RANGE (2021) - DISNEY'S WOKE SWISS SOCIALIST DISASTER?? WHY THE ORIGINAL IS BETTER!" and you're just like

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 12, 2021

Audiences are no better than critics.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 12, 2021

If there were any doubts about the existence of the Mario Mandate before, I think this Daisy voice line thing sets it in stone.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 11, 2021

Nintendo are so scared of refunds they made a pre-order system where you don't actually pre-order just to prevent people from getting refunded.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 11, 2021

I got this beer advert and only paid half-attention, so it came off less as "accidentally made an uncanny valley ice sculpture" and more as "accidentally killed your friend by turning him into an ice bust" - which, if this were the 90s, would not be a surprising path for an ad campaign to go.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 11, 2021

so, is Loop Hero just Lemmings RPG?

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 11, 2021

We've already entered the "Where's Nick?" phase - next comes the Doug conspiracy theories

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 11, 2021

It's weird how Nintendo removes the timer from their live streams during the only portion where you actually need the timer - like, not an hour away but also not 10 seconds away.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 11, 2021

It's weird to look back on how controversial a Smash pick Pac-Man once was. Of all the third parties who have ever gotten in Smash, Pac-Man is the only one there's literally no downsides to including on paper.

Sonic's reputation was taking a hit during Brawl's times (and even Melee's to a lesser extent)
Snake contrasts the world of Smash a little too much and has controversial themes to his games
Mega Man is only really popular in locations where the NES was popular
Ryu (and the other FGC characters) run the risk of being too technical
Cloud and Sephiroth could isolate the console war Ninty fanboys of the 90s
Bayonetta
Simon and Richter's ties to real religion and historic literature could be out of place
Joker comes from a highly controversial and arguably overexposed game with an extremely polarising tone and aesthetic
Hero has a weird history in localisation that would make it pretty hard for Smash-spawned Western fans to seek out earlier titles.
Banjo has a notoriously hungry yet picky fanbase who may expect any future Xbox Banio outings to get ported to Switch based on a Smash cameo
Steve could isolate older fans and has a creator with a history of very unkind remarks to say the least.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 11, 2021

Smash speculation threads whenever ActiBlizz are up to their BS again

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 11, 2021

I don't get the "wife's boyfriend" meme - as in, I can't tell if the joke is that the subject of the meme is oblivious to the cheating in his household, or it's just a really poor taste polygamy joke.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 10, 2021

Kid-friendly 90s synthesised pan flute is the greatest musical instrument ever created by humanity

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 10, 2021

The funny thing about Barnyard is that the franchise is generally really well-liked in every regard except for the movie - but because the movie was its debut, that's how a majority of people view it. Can you imagine if Toy Story was utter doodoo but the SNES game and Buzz Lightyear of Star Command show were considered top class by everyone who looked past the source material to experience them? It's so surreal

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 10, 2021

"if i asked gamers what they wanted they wouldve said faster pitfall harries" - henry nintendo, creator of the modern mario

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 10, 2021

Is it just me or is Google UK down?

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 10, 2021

We need to erase the narrative that collectathons are "objectively better" to linear 3D/corridor platformers

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 10, 2021

rename deku nuts to stun seeds - change dot org

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 10, 2021

90s game ads predicted SSBU trailers

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 10, 2021

One more news post and Powdered Toast Man will no longer be on the front page of SmashBoards. Sad reacts only.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 10, 2021

While I enjoy the Sega cameos in Banana Mania, I personally would've made it the ultimate monkey crossover, the Smash Bros. of simians if you will. We'd have Donkey, Diddy, and Dixie; Magilla Gorilla; Boots; Curious George; Abu, King Louie and Rafiki; Mr. Teeny; Paul Frank; Mojo Jojo, I.R. Babboon and Dial M for Monkey - basically every fictional, stylised monkey you can name.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 10, 2021

I just saw someone censor fire is "f*re"

What do they think is gonna happen? That arson supporters will find their comment?

Not like an arson supporter couldn't just search up "f*re" anyway.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 10, 2021

don't kinkshame the crabs

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 10, 2021

The Rapper Mario leak was disconfirmed before we even dug it up. Why are people talking about this?

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