Wario Wario Wario

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 25, 2019

Do you ever have those moments where you want to post something, forget what it is and spend the rest of the day trying to remember what profound message you wanted to put along, but then right as you're about to go to sleep you remember that it was "Gangster's Parrot Dies"

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 25, 2019

Dear EventHubs commenters: don't go complaining about stinky 'pits when you've got a stinky heart.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 25, 2019

I'm so happy about the whole dogs at Smash tourneys thing.

also, EventHubs needs better comment moderation. don't pull the "free speech" card, equality is more important than liberty.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 24, 2019

I know 8D audio isn't a real thing and just a buzzword to make an effortless audio editing process seem revolutionary, but I still really like it.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 24, 2019

I don't get why Smash has a composite Donkey Kong but Links based on a single game per game.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 24, 2019

I always imagined the Numberjacks would become a meme, but not in the form it became.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 23, 2019

I remember when I first played Smash I was such a Nintendo noob I didn't even know who Kirby is.

now, I'm so immersed in my weird Nintendo world I act surprised when people IRL tell me they've never heard of Sutte Hakkun.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 23, 2019

Me: humour needs to have a setup, a punchline and good timing to be funny

Also me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xp5BpjyKgaQ

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 23, 2019

I'm playing the fan translation of Frog For Whom The Bell Tolls and it's full of British slang for some reason - I'm guessing because it's a game about kingdoms? either way, I'm not complaining

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 22, 2019

Love it or hate it, there's no hiding from the fact "yandere" and "incel" mean the same thing.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 21, 2019

Imagine an alternate universe where SpongeBob never took off and instead everyone is posting Angry Beavers memes...

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 21, 2019

that one jpg of lines on an orangey brown gradient Amazon uses for old games. you know the one

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 20, 2019

if you've played Mother 3, you know why they haven't localised Mother 3.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 20, 2019

I always thought A-Ha was a one-hit wonder but turns out I actually know all their songs, just not as A-Ha songs.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 20, 2019

in the UK, there's a foodstuff brand called 4Kids (no relation) and they can somehow get really big IPs like SpongeBob, Mr. Tumble and Scooby-Doo on their packaging despite having a really unprofessional packet design and food that often times (not all the time) isn't even shaped like the characters in question

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 19, 2019

Scott the Woz is pretty unfunny, but his videos are very informative.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 19, 2019

Memes have basically devolved into primordial ooze like Bowser at the end of the Mario Movie at this point.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 18, 2019

I hate those EA memes because I can't figure out how to pronounce them.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 17, 2019

There's now a Takeshi's Challenge stage play - what a world.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 14, 2019

I never got why fictional species names are capitalised but real life and mythical species names are not. is it a copyright thing?

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 14, 2019

If Smooth by Santana is so great, why isn't there a Man, It's A Hot 2?

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 14, 2019

I honest to god find it hard to believe flamingos are real - like, they look like Pokemon - the balancing act, the colours, the way their necks form a heart - they just can't be real, it has to be some hyper-elaborate hoax.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 13, 2019

You ever realised Disney FastPlay actually makes it longer for the film to start?

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 13, 2019

so, is the Dora movie any good? it's got pretty good reviews, but so did Good Boys so I'm not sure what to think.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 12, 2019

Saving up to unlock Weird Science

*Gangster Pinstripe shows up in the Pitstop*

never mind!

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 10, 2019

so, is "hangry" a misspelling in the trailer or the actual name of the form?

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 9, 2019

Is it just me, or do a lot of instrumental jingles have notes that match up with the syllables of their brand name or slogan?

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 6, 2019

Seriously through, I haven't seen a single negative comment about Hero's inclusion - some indifferent, but none negative. the "Rakes" Mad meme makes no sense.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 6, 2019

If I was making a fighting game with new characters, I would include a "sex appeal" character, but intentionally make their dialogue come off as unlikable and jerky (not in the cool "Disney villain" way mind you, more a... words I'd rather not say way.) and weak fighter overall just as a social experiment to see if people actually care about the personality or fighting ability of "sex appeal" characters.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 6, 2019

As a Mario fan who's been getting into Crash lately, it pleasantly surprises me how many main series appearances Nitros Oxide has had (which is two minuscule cameos keep in mind) - the Crash series treats its' spin-off characters way better than Mario.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 6, 2019

The new Google Images layout is gonna take a lot of getting used to.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 5, 2019

I know I've said a lot about this, but most of the people making rant videos about CTR's microtransactions probably don't play CTR or keep up with CTR news.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 5, 2019

Despite having no nostalgic connection, I love PS1 graphics.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 4, 2019

I'm such a Mole Mania fan that if I created a really popular video game character who tops the Smash polls and Sakurai wanted them in Smash I'd probably tell him "please put in Muddy Mole instead"

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 3, 2019

A lot of gaming news YouTubers have a really hard time distinguishing publishers from developers. seems like pretty essential info if you want to make video game content if you ask me, but a lot of people don't get it right.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 3, 2019

this has been an insane decade for crossovers - I think the weirdest was Ace of the Gangreen Gang in Gorillaz - the 2020's better give us some even more wacky crossovers.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 2, 2019

I got Mario Tennis Aces. waiting for the updates to download while listening to Phil Collins Tarzan music.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 2, 2019

Ripper Roo has a Nitro boost - today is a good day to be a Ripper main.

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 2, 2019

don't you just wish the download progress bar on games consoles would consider "downloading" and "installing" the same thing, like they are to the average consumer?

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  Wario Wario Wario

• Aug 1, 2019

Activision never promised not to add microtransactions to CTR, it was Beenox (the developers) who promised. microtransactions were most likely a circumstance out of Beenox's control, just like Toys for Bob with off-disc/off-cartridge Spyro content - plus there's no proof towards or against the in-game Wumpa Coin count being decreased so we really shouldn't jump to conclusions.