thegreatkazoo

First part was johns?
Bull****; you use johns themselves as excuses.

I live on the other side of the Earth, and there are hardly, if at all, any Smash players.
Just a few friends of mine play it, and they're not that good because all we do whenever we play it is either find glitches in it, or mess with Special Brawl mode.
An offline tourney is an impossible nightmare, and I really can't bother to improve my game in Smash anymore, thus an online one is out of the question.

If you've noticed from the one time that you actually fought me, I was on for 30 minutes at most. That's because it was the morning where I was, and I (trying to remember properly) still didn't have breakfast. What I just explained about breakfast is not trying to explain why you won, oh... I don't really care that you won... More so to prove that my times are bizarre.

These aren't johns, I'm trying to prove why online and offline tournaments are too awkward for me. For online tourneys, I mostly fight people in Europe or America, hence the times for me go awry.

Getting on during the mornings, usually before breakfast, and then getting on at nights when I want to either eat dinner, read, or play WoW (and I've already explained why WoW is overall easier, so do not get at me for that).

As for the idiots, bawww'ers, and trolls on this site... You bloody well know who the trolls are, and they're mostly all Moderators. Idiots, say people constantly mutilate the English language via misspellings, spam smilies, and seem a little dumbfounded when given a situation such as a Debate.
Baww'ers now, basically I'm referring to the wimpy, overdramatic teenagers who cannot handle one negligible person leaving their lives.

Also, some people on this site that go by rules every time they play Smash. Every. Time. Why not just have fun and play freely? Playing freely has so many more options to choose from when you try it.

I'd rather have this conversation in PMs, because I might have to point out names.

Sure... how do you wanna do cp's and who hosts?

I was thinking a xat chat would be great if you knew one we could use.

Hey, we are matched up in round 2 of the SB64 tourney. When is good for you to play?

yeah i sandbag a lot with her on wifi, please do not put the video up regardless who won unless its absolutely mandatory. Also, sometimes im not sandbagging but if the connection is bad ill get wrecked/not play like myself. She is a character that requires good spacing, and a lot of precison. In certain connections, both can be close to impossible. I'm only at my best with her in good connections with little to no input lag. I'm garbage in certain connections with her or even Kirby =/ If you do put the vid up, just don't identify me in the title. I don't mind losses up, but i only put losses (or even victories for that matter) up in good connections like this one:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qArI7kzoWCA

it was a green connection, i just failed lol.

Thanks for telling me ahead of time

Have you gotten a response yet? I really don't want to have to move the date forward. X_X

Hahaha, yeah I figured, but didn't have high hopes. Oh well. Hey, if you ever get free time I have some more replays you could convert, but it's not too important. I only really play one person.

I see, I see.

Do you know of any good video editing freeware?

Are you getting a lot of requests to record or just personal projects?

Thanks man, I really appreciate it.

How is the recording going?

Okay that's fine with me. Let's do the match then

Halberd is my CP. I've added you, so I'm ready when you are.

Let's see.... Battlefield is banned and AC is CP.
My CP's
Halberd
Smashville
Banned:
Battlefield.
I'll go with FD being the first stage we play on.

Soooo.....Are we gonna do our match or what?

I did talk to sammyp about my attitude earlier.

You wanna do our match? I'll need to add you to my fc list.

Will I ever go to a Smash tourney?
No.
Why?
Why would I waste time traveling somewhere to play a game, when I can play it or another at home.
Will I ever go to online tourneys?
Probably not, because there's an entire organizing aspect to it that requires you to choose certain times to play.

It did bring me to the site, but ever since I've seen such a profuse amount of idiots, bawww'ers, and trolls swarming around Smash, I don't want to associate myself with them, thus this site is becoming... 20th priority?

I swear, even the World of Warcraft forums are better than the Smash Forums. WHAT YOU SAY, THEY ARE!?!? Yes, WoW, which is apparently a 'game that'll make you lose ur life and-*strangle*', seems to have a better, more friendly community than Smash, which is a series made by Nintendo, which tends to make games for a crowd ages 4-17... Now, I am not saying that people over 17 have no right to play Nintendo games, but I'm trying to raise a point that WoW (Rated for 13+, for good reasons, Blizzard makes more violent games) is more friendly than a Smash (Also rated 13+, but for stupid reasons, also Nintendo doesn't make violent games) community.

Sorry if there are run-on sentences above; hate those.
I'm making it sound as though I dislike Nintendo, well this is certainly not the case. I'm still playing Mario and Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story. Said this to clear it up a bit.
Also, I did not come to Crash Boards for Art, Debating, et cetera, realistically.
tl;dr: Fluff to cover up blood.

you gonna do metakill's replays? and btw hit me up on aim I have something to talk about

We can talk more about this later. I'm going to bed.

We can do FD, Smashville, Yoshi's Island or any other stage That's allowed for this tourney when get around to doing our match

Okay. Got it. Let me know when you wanna brawl kazoo.

hello kazoo, we have a tourney match together
can we set this up sometime in monday, i'm busy for the rest of the weekend

Thanks for the offer, but I'll have to refuse it.

How's it seting up the match?

I'm not interested in chatting over matches, so I'll have to turn down your offer.

I'm afraid I don't have anything like that. Sorry.

What kind of IM are you talking about?

I never thought I'd brawl you, but apparently I'm your opponent for round two of sammy p's tourney. We have till the 27th to get our match done. Reply ASAP.

hey kazoo. round one ended for my tourney. do you think you could update the brackets for me? thanks man

Sorry, don't have any of those. x.x

Can't we just play and CP stuff in tags? O.o

We need to play for Zen's tourney.

When you wanna do that? o.o

Hey, if you're still on, would you be up for a 2v2? (and do you know anyone who'd be as well?) I got one of my RL friends ready to go.

Hmmm, I see.....

Also, OH SNAP. I did not see your VM from the sixth. >x>

Hey thanks for the matches. I told Sonicmaster about it on Faux.

hey if you are ready Deicard wants to do you guys first round match in my SSB64 style tourney

Hey I have you added on wifi for SM5000s 64 tournament, check the bracket. My aim is the same as my username on here. Feel free to contact me.

Nvm i just imed you but it says ur idle

what is your aim? Only says msn in 'about me'

hey dude we gotta get our match down for the tournament with no original name dude

Kazoo! Your opponent is Salem, make sure to get your matches done by next Wednesday.

Heh, what do I care what people look like behind the computer screens?
It all matters whether I have fun and enjoy the video game. The thing is, with Smash, a majority of it is all of this "play 2 win" bullcrap and you having to get to the top. Thing is (said it 2 times), there are too many people who are trying too hard at a video game. I know you will use that against WoW, but anyone who tries too hard at a game is pathetic.
I've tried Smash, but now I realize that WoW is easier anyway. The thing is (3rd!), I actually have a life! Smash is a game where one has to learn, whereas WoW is a game where one doesn't have to learn much. Considering I have a life, I have other things to do, and thus, I need a video game that is both enjoyable and easy to go with.

This is why I choose WoW over Smash, and I know that everyone else on these forums would bawwww and whine about how WoW players have no lives and ur dumb and smamsh is bettar and everything else that would waste my time reading.
/overreact