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Wario Wario Wario · Jan 6, 2025

smash mfs be like "characters aren't just functions" then say a character has to be

iconic/deep cut/cult favourite (not a diegetic concept)
from the 80s/90s/2000s/10s/20s (not a diegetic concept)
from an e/t/m rated game (not a diegetic concept)
the main character/sidekick/villain (not a diegetic concept)
have moveset potential (not a diegetic concept)
from a new/represented series (not a diegetic concept)
from a new gaming genre (not a diegetic concept)
from a good game (not a diegetic concept)
popular with/new to smash fans (not a diegetic concept)
from a western/japanese/european game (not a diegetic concept)
from/related to/not related to nintendo (not a diegetic concept)
from a video game (not a diegetic concept)

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 5, 2025

brentalfloss classic ending credits with lyrics.

time stamp 1:04

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 4, 2025

I love this pixel font that Japanese companies keep on using on translated websites for some reason.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 4, 2025

I think it's really cool and almost beautiful how most big pop cultural icons introduced in living memory are essentially just a remixed version of, or at least follow the stylistic trappings of, some unpopular or underground thing by the same creators.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 4, 2025

"fast food company streaming service" feels like a very typical stunt on paper, but the fact that it's Chick-Fil-A specifically, and considering what content most alternative streaming services host... uhh, oh no.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 4, 2025

It's very fascinating how AI, as a cultural entity, has probably accelerated the already ongoing and well-acknowledged "irrelevant" step in the "relevant-irrelevant-nostalgia-forgotten" cycle of semi-photorealistic animation by copying so much of Pixar's homework (or uh, Google image results) and making it look cheap. Not really saying it's good or bad thing, that style does need a rest but it's also a very nice one IMO, and I wouldn't be surprised if there was a nostalgia boom for it, or at the very least some Disney die-hards who prop it up like some do the Xerox style.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 4, 2025

It's really weird how a lot of the NASB thread was convinced that characters like Squidward, Jimmy Neutron, and Rocko only got in through fan demand. I can understand the root of "they just added Rocksteady/Granny to troll" as an opinion, even though it is obviously wrong once any critical thought about the game making process and the general existential status of non-Smash video games as video games that exist beyond an initial reaction and not the high-budget equivalent to a Google Maps April Fools advergame that serves its ephemeric duty and fades away is applied, but like... other than Hugh and El Tigre (the latter just being such a perfect fit for a platfighter he would've likely gotten in even if his show was hated), every one of the top NASB requests that has gotten in has been essentially just a "no **** Sherlock" pick that was outprioritised. Nobody ever said "let's NOT put in Squidward, that would be a bad idea" during NASB1's development.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 3, 2025

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 3, 2025

i like how the female villager's hair is very obviously the result of modelers misreading 2d concept art

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 3, 2025

i started thinking about what i'd do if copyright lengths were reasonable and i now have 5 pages worth in my head of solarpunk anti-monarchist anti-philantrophist lore and worldbuilding based on the teletubbies.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 3, 2025

just realised that spirit enhancement means you can give birth to kiddy kong in ssbu

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 3, 2025

As a kid I would always get the Psycho theme (as featured in The Simpsons) mixed up with One Winged Angel (as featured in Weegee Takes Over SpongeBob) so listening the Niel Cicierega Psycho/Love Shack mashup gives me horrible visions of Schneideroth, the One-Clawed Rock Lobster

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 3, 2025

iterative sequel fans

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 2, 2025

at the start of the year when i was REALLY into the pd stuff i was reading letterboxd reviews for the old black and white looney tunes shorts, and i found a review for the Iconic Hit goopy geer and one of them mentioned that "cats eating soup" is not a funny gag, and somehow i internalised that and now i just sometimes crack up thinking "haha, cats are eating soup" without even conciously connecting it to the review or cartoon.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 2, 2025

I love this logo because it is by far the most blatantly forced Marvel-ficiation I've ever seen in my life, but I mean it in an affectionate way if that makes sense. Like, yeah, this is what 2020s pop culture is going to be remembered for, isn't it? Is this how 90s adults felt when Space Jam came out?

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 2, 2025

I absolutely want a significant copyright length shortening, but we also have to accept that if it happened, every gaming storefront - including Nintendo's (looking at you, Monkey Kong in New York) - would look like this for a week straight minimum.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 2, 2025

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 2, 2025

THIS IS NOT LEGAL ADVICE
is sneakers o'toole public domain under the sam spade test
THAT WAS NOT LEGAL ADVICE

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 2, 2025

japanese arcade scrimblo lore:
"i am a satan, and i have transformed you into a kappa because it's funny"
"nooooooo!!!"

japanese arcade scrimblo gameplay:

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 2, 2025

For as much people talk about "Disney's first gay character", "Disney's first original animated film" is way more confusing. They'll tell you Lion King was the first, but half of the Disney films prior were based on unreleased and lost material (Aristocats is a bizarre example of this, since said unreleased material was a film script, just a live action TV movie one) and a good chunk went beyond "unfaithful adaptation" into "we just took a character name and nothing else, we wasted licensing money"

Anyway, the first original Disney (company) animated film is Plane Crazy - short cartoons were made as films and not episodes, and Gallopin' Goucho and Steamboat Willie were parodies.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 2, 2025

Pokemon-only Smash roster. Thoughts?

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 2, 2025

"listening to fans is good because they fixed Sonic!"
Well, second time's the charm, but first time it bit them in the arse come a decade.

i do like sc though, but no denying it did fail its long-term goal in the uhh... long term, and frontiers probably will too once the colours kids grow up. i don't think redesigning movie sonic was a bad choice (for quality) and a rare thing fans were right on, but i just wanted to do the "taking things literally" joke.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 2, 2025

astro bot rescue mission level 3-2

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 1, 2025

Turns out those weird Google sponsors were added by - of all things - an MP3 download extension???

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 1, 2025

I posted this gif to Tenor ages go, and was shocked by how unpopular it was given its instantly-relatable depicted-emotion and relatively memetic source material, but suddenly today it got an unprecedented amount of shares - 300 in 1 day, atop only 500 since its posting in September - did some sleuthing, and uhh... so this activity is likely localised entirely within Amelia Island, Florida because eating shrimp is a new years tradition there. I love it. Shoutouts to Amelia Island, Florida

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 1, 2025

Finally

File:The Skeleton Dance (1929).webm - Wikimedia Commons

commons.wikimedia.org

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 31, 2024

He's the #3 of the "big 3 platformer mascots" and you have to accept it.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 31, 2024

The name "Dreamworks" becomes very funny when you learn the studio(')s(') history - that dream sure did... uh... work. Didn't really excell or match up to the dream, but it sure worked.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 31, 2024

Five Nights at the Enchanted Tiki Room: Under New Management

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 31, 2024

AdBlock stopped filtering sponsored Google content, and jesus is Google just an ad site now? Uhh, yeah, I'm tempted to counterpick to Hugh's stage now.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 31, 2024

love wikimedia commons

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 31, 2024

Me: goes on a foreign Wikipedia for 4 seconds
Bot notifs:

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 29, 2024

chowder youtooz is weirdly tempting

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 29, 2024

HOLY **** THEY FOUND IT

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 29, 2024

This song is really funny, because in the hyper-detached context Smash gives it you'd think it's some kind of mystery/police game a la Mappy, but the actual game is a sci-fi athletics game.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 29, 2024

copyright moment

Sega Admits It Doesn't Know How Many Games It Owns

...but it does appear to own the rights to Warp's games

www.timeextension.com

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 29, 2024

"Fixed Rilla Roo" is a very funny name, but I don't think it's as funny as "Real Velo". Something about the combination of this smug-ass CSS image and the description of him as "real" just cracks me up. (especially considering Fake Velo wasn't added until the penultimate update and isn't even called Fake Velo)

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 29, 2024

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 29, 2024

Nintendo Reveals Japan's "Top 30" Most Downloaded Switch eShop Games Of 2024

Suika Game takes out the top spot

www.nintendolife.com

Nickelodeon All-Star Brawl sold better than Ultimate

Maybe The People do have good taste after all.

Wario Wario Wario · Dec 28, 2024

cmc+ is so bad holy ****. i think i'm ok with no mods if i have to filter this.

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