WE ARE GOING TO
TO BEAT YOU TO DEATH
TO BEAT YOU TO DEATH
-
Welcome to Smashboards, the world's largest Super Smash Brothers community! Over 250,000 Smash Bros. fans from around the world have come to discuss these great games in over 19 million posts!
You are currently viewing our boards as a visitor. Click here to sign up right now and start on your path in the Smash community!
Wario Wario Wario
Smash Legend From Cheese Wheels of Doom
- Joined
- Last seen
- Viewing thread Unpopular Smash Ideas/Opinions [Be Nice]
Profile posts Latest activity Postings About
-
Am I a masochist or is Crash 4 WAY too easy?
I saw this meme and it took me a hot minute to realise "beefwhistler" was a wacky varient of bazinga and not a mid-20th century British euphemeism for gay men I've never heard of.
![]()
There was a problem fetching the tweetWE GOT HELGA BUFFS BABY
angry nerd comic
oh no the devs practiced ethical worker treatment dead game
Maybe it'd be fun to do a theme park creation thread?
Lego, a 2 billion dollar company, made an advert using the Caillou Gets Grounded British voice.
Trying to see what the stupidest Spirits I can make on the Spirit Battle idea thread are - I'm particularly proud of this one and the long post of Tesco spirits
A list of pun titles for Christmas-themed cartoon episodes
- Cheeky Santer
- Sense of Elf
- Elf Loathing
- Chocolate Reindeer
- Singin' in the Reindeer
- Line in the Santa
- A Christmas Parole
- Coal Runnings
- Coal as Ice
- 2 Coal 4 School
- Muscle Krampus
- Summer Krampus
- Santa Ta for Now
- A Winter is You
- The Fight Before Christmas
- The Flight Before Christmas
- The Fright Before Christmas
- The Bite Before Christmas
- The Sight Before Christmas
- The Plight Before Christmas
- Rock 'Em Stocking Robots
- Snow Way
- Snow Chance
- Jungle Bells
- Enslaving Christmas
- The Bore on Christmas
- Hannukah Montana
- Hannukah and her Sisters
- Hannukah Matata
- Hannukahn-Do Attitude
- How the Glitch Stole Christmas
- How the female dog Stole Christmas
- Sharp Claus
- No Chance in Noel
- Noel's Gate
- Noelraiser
- Noelboy
- Noel on Earth
- Drag Me to Noel
- What the Noel?
- Timmy's Stuck in the Noel?
- Noel Done
- A Humbug's Life
- Herbie, the Humbuggy
- Humbugs Bunny
- Humbugsnax
- Moulin Scrooge
- It's a Wonderful Strife
- It's a Wonderful Knife
- It's a Blunderful Life
- Chimneyjerk Reaction
- All I Want for Christmas is Poo
- All I Want for Christmas is Who?
- Animated Gift
- Jesuspicious
- Nativity American
- Grinch Me, I'm Dreaming
- Cringerbread Man
- Christmassive Attack
- Wristmas
- Christmust Have
- 25th of Dismember
- Frankensense's Monster
- How Rudolph!
- Rudolph Dog and the Dweebs
- Snowman's Land
- Snowman's Sky
- Trust Me, I'm a Rudolphin
- Santa is Ness
- Less is Bauble
- The Lion Stocking
- Stocking of Pop
- Stocking Heat
- December When?
You see, when I was 8 years old in the winter of '98, my parents got a divorce....
3 paragraphs later
and that is why Knuckles should be in Smash.
I really don't get why people think a new Mother rep in Smash would have to be a villain - ignoring that the tragic and social commentary-based nature of these characters makes them completely inappropriate for a game like Smash, all they really have for powers tends to be "cool lasers". Duster, Lloyd, or Jeff have way more interesting moveset potential.
Graphic design is my passion
I get the feeling that retrospective reviews and opinions for SSBU in a few years are gonna be WAY more critical and - just like with other games that public opinion has drastically shifted on (DK64 and Sonic Adventure for example) - a lot of people won't be able to handle it.
I know the graphics are PS2-quality, the characters are ugly, the controls can't be customised, the voices are obnoxious, it runs at 30FPS, there are only two modes, the online server is a zombie at best activity and quality-wise, the soundtrack is cheap synth, the animations are reused, it has intrusive MTX at £60, the publisher has violated the Geneva Convention 20 times in one month, and some of the most popular characters from the source material are absent but the MECHANICS ARE BETTER I SWEAR
Since Nick Brawl is generally seen as the first platform anime fighter, I propose we call all platform fighters that have anime fighter mechanics "cartoon fighters"
"The new League of Legends game reminds me of Bubsy: Paws on Fire" is also not a sentence I ever expected to think.
Found this on Google with the tag "Uglycore Inspo".
A lot of Smash discourse emphasises "can/can't" way too much over "should/shouldn't"
There are two kinds of people in this world:
"This character is really popular and relevant, that's why they should be in!"
"Nobody has thought about this character in 15 years, that's why they should be in!"
I don't know if any of y'all have seen these Evaporate dream cartoons, but I think about them a lot. Evaporate 4 is my personal favourite. (Swearing warning)
I just had the best Nick Brawl quickplay battle - a clear mismatch, me as Nigel and foe as SpongeBob. The SpongeBob bodied me constantly, but we kept rematching and rematching, I was intent to not DC unless I won or the SpongeBob DC'd, after my first win I decided to try for 3 wins instead... and I got a 3 win streak! If the guy who was playing against me is reading this, GG.
The promo art for Demon Turf is so ugly compared to the gameplay graphics. Beebz looks almost unrecognisable. Really good game though.
When I pass away, I hope this is in my coffin.
Honestly I think TV shows; comics; and movies are better to base fighting game characters on than other non-fighting games - it's harder, A LOT harder, but since the characters don't have any pre-existing mechanics that means you can develop a playstyle around the character rather than a character around the playstyle.
"Lincoln Loud is a swordie" is not a sentence I ever expected to think at any point, yet here we are.
If Mario Kart was to become Nintendo Kart, I would want non-scrimblo-ey series' more jokey or scrimblo-ey characters to take emphasis. So King Hippo instead of Little Mac, Lappy instead of Officer Howard, toon versions of the Zelda characters, so on.
Note that this does not say "Jimmy Neutron vs. Jimmy Negatron", it says "Nickelodeon's The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius vs. Jimmy Negatron", implying Jimmy Negatron is fighting the producers of the show itself - presumably over name defamation, in what is at best a Gabriella Capra situation and at worst a Kenneth Lamar Noid situation.
I kinda wish Nintendo were more willing to create "obvious" Mario characters - I don't know if that makes sense, but basically characters created under the same logic as Waluigi.
"if there's a King Boo there's gotta be a Queen Boo!"
"If there's Chain Chomp why aren't there Chain Chews?"
"The Toads have an elder, let's give the Yoshis one in Yoshworth!"
"Rosalina is a space goddess, right? How about a sea or underground goddess as the Daisy to her Peach?"
"Surely the Bullet Bills in a Bill Blaster are contained in a Magazine Bill?"
so on.
So, I watch Simpsons Plussaversary... it was awkward, but less in the "oh my god, Goofy's smoking beer plants!" way and more in the "uuuh, when's Goofy gonna smoke beer plants again?" way.
The box art of NASB feels really haphazardly placed, so here's my crude take on a version that emphasises the popular copy-selling shows. Note that SpongeBob would be in front of everyone except R&S, he's only behind Lincoln and Zim because of a lack of PNG transparency. Not exactly as visually appealing as the real box art, but I really can't wrap my head around how April, Oblina, and PTM made the box art.
-
Loading…
-
Loading…
-
Loading…
