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Wario Wario Wario · Oct 6, 2021

If Nintendo introduced a Warupichi and she ended up being some conventionally attractive Catwoman-Bowsette femme fetale instead of a feral trash goblin like she should be, that would be more upsetting than Byleth; the Waluigi AT; Corrin; Bayonetta; and Pythra's Smash reveals combined.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 6, 2021

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 6, 2021

My ideal Smash reveal would probably go something like

Waluigi will be playable. Here are his moves:

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 6, 2021

I don't think that rumoured-to-be-cancelled Nicktoons crossover movie would've worked - but a crossover of the superhero parody mascots from within Nick's shows (Mermaid Man & Barnacle Boy, Powdered Toast Man, Ultra Lord, Manarctica, Crimson Chin, Really Really Big Man, maybe even Reptar) would be some great campy fun. The rare sort of cartoon adaptation I think would be better in live action too.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 6, 2021

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 6, 2021

Intentionally or not, Nintendo making the character who's main if not only personality trait is liking their earlier games the worst character to play as is VERY on brand.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 6, 2021

When I was a kid, I thought the Piranha Plant Pipeway track in Mario Kart 7 was really cool because it was a multiplayer game level that looked like something from the platformer series.

Oooh, if only I knew....

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 6, 2021

The atmosphere of the early WarioWares (up to Smooth Moves about) is underappreciated. They're to city life what Donkey Kong Country 1&2 are to nature - especially Mega Microgames.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 6, 2021

Half-empty: Publishers are making devs finish incomplete games later

Half-full: A whole console generation of prototypes archived forever!

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 6, 2021

Those TTS SpongeBob videos are actually getting absurd now - how do the people who make these video keep finding foreign words that sound vaguely like "sus" or "penis"? Surely if you put "sus" into Google Translate detect-to-English it'll only show one recommended language... right?

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 6, 2021

Expanded my Mario Smash roster.

Mario (+ Shadow Mario)
Luigi (+ Gooigi)
Peach
Daisy
Bowser (+ Dark Bowser)
Dr. Mario
Rosalina & Luma
Bowser Jr. (+ Koopalings, Tatanga)
Piranha Plant
DK (+ Funky)
Diddy
K. Rool
Yoshi
Wario
Waluigi
Ashley & Red (+ Kamek & Toady)
Stanley
Stork
Goomba
Sledge Bro
Timber (+ Pipsy, Tiptup, Bumper, Krunch, TT, Drumstick, Taj, Wizpig)
Dixie Kong
King Bob-Omb
Nurse Toadstool
Dimentio
Prince Peasley
Vivian
Rambi
Lanky Kong
Krazy Kalimba
Pak E. Derm
Sidestepper
Birdetta
Dr. Crygor (+ Penny)
Jimmy T.
Wario Land
Cat Mario
Frog Luigi
Captain Syrup
Rudy the Clown
Mouser
King Totomesu
Nabbit
Wiggler
King Boo
Boom Boom
Pom Pom
Mr. Crayon
Viruses
Steam Gardener

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 5, 2021

Dr. Mario was chosen for Melee just because Sakurai liked his music.

If he kept this selection process up today, we would've got Voodoo Vince instead of Banjo or Steve.

Whether that's good or bad is up to you.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 5, 2021

I do legit think it's kinda insulting to have a Balloon Fight stage in "celebration of gaming"-era Smash without as much as a mention of Joust.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 5, 2021

I love how Nick Brawl has a bunch of different takes for every announcer call that it randomises between.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 5, 2021

While not likely (as far as "likely" exists in this discussion) by any means, I think if any Nick Jr. character is to appear in NASB, it should be Robbie Rotten.

He's probably the only live action Nick character, Jr. or main, with no risk of controversy; would go down well thanks to his meme status; and wouldn't create any brand image conflicts on virtue of being a villain in a show that hasn't reran in years.

I should note LazyTown is currently owned by Time Warner so even if Ludosity had the points I'm thinking of in mind and Nickelodeon agreed to let Robbie in I doubt he'd have a shot.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 5, 2021

I don't know if "filmed on a potato" originates from potato clock experiments or just random humour.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 5, 2021

If I were Sakurai, I would not have been able to keep in my ****post urges, I would've cancelled the Sora deal mid-way to get Kermit, Mike Wazowski, or Homer instead, possibly ruining Smash forever in the eyes of many.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 5, 2021

It might just be the algorithm, but I've been seeing just as much NASB content as Sora content on YT

This isn't just a good sign for Nick, it's a good sign for platform fighting as a genre.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 5, 2021

If you ever need to anthropomorphise me, just draw Wario (preferably biker) with three vertically stacked faces. Not heads, 3 faces on a single long head.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 5, 2021

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 5, 2021

cowboy music chromebooks have the everything button so you can find everything instantly switch to chromebook

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 5, 2021

Honestly I think Smash is the sort of game that having a story mode and lore is actively detrimental to. All these characters have different genres, tones, target audiences, fanbases, so on - it is impossible to incorporate even a fraction of them into a single cohesive narriative without either stripping them down to archetypes or making a cluttered story.

I would love to see more character interactions within Smash, but a story mode is not how you do it. Win quotes have always been my prefered approach, but most of these characters are silent so that could be for naught.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 5, 2021

The roster curation thread really loses its fun when people make huge rosters you only have to remove 5 or 7 characters from.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 5, 2021

This image speaks for itself.

r/Mario has some really good fanart and projects, but god damn are its users unfunny and misinformed about everything.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 5, 2021

A lot of the music in Nick Brawl, especially the generic and Turtles tracks, gives me somewhat of a sleek Amiga-ey vibe, not sure if it's right for a game like this but I love that cool but atmospheric feel. Like stepping into an alternate reality as fun as it is dangerous.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 5, 2021

I think I'm in more anticipation over whether the Infinite thread will allow the DuckTales Moon theme after Sora's reveal than I was over Sora's actual reveal.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 5, 2021

This sounds like the most "preschool cartoon villain" thing to say, but I've always found hearts and yellow smiley faces unappealing, especially when put on a character design or logo.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 5, 2021

I'll have to get that Alex amiibo.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 5, 2021

I dunno why they saved Sora's Final Smash for post-Direct. I thought it'd be either 1. Disney characters, or 2. push the Switch hardware to its limits, but nope.

They must've have a strict length mandate or something.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 5, 2021

Honestly I don't think Infinite's content cap is as unrealistic as people say - Smash is an AAA franchise at this point, getting the budget for something as big as Infinite, while still very hard, would be far from impossible - especially if it were built directly off of Ultimate. It's unrealistic, sure, but not ludicruous I feel.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 5, 2021

I feel Sakurai's team may have slightly overestimated how popular Sora is, at least today compared to the time of the Ballot.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 5, 2021

Doug.

Write the joke yourself.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 5, 2021

It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse!

You can't hide, it's genocide!

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 5, 2021

There is literally no reason not to have a Hazards On ruleset now.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 5, 2021

I think Sora was a good choice, but I do still believe the fighters' passes had a horrible homogeny problem.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 5, 2021

I have a friend who loves rubberhose stuff, can't wait to see what he thinks of TR Sora.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 5, 2021

Today's a violent day to be a cartoon character.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 5, 2021

They chose the best possible Sora world skin.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 5, 2021

I can't believe I just saw Woody in a Smash presentation.

Wario Wario Wario · Oct 5, 2021

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