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how does that Brawl Marth thread still get new posts?

I dunno if I've just grown out of the humour style or are JonTron's new videos really unfunny? I'm enjoying the history in his thanksgiving video but certainly not the comedy.

It's really heartwarming to see ProJared going back to doing reviews as normal after being proven innocent.

I knew before seeing the leak it was fake, but even if I saw it without context I'd know the KH leak is fake due to the lack of a glow around the individual artwork. plus I think Sakurai would probably make an exception to the no-non-game-characters rule for Mickey, Donald or Goofy as KH spirits

Shopkins are the magnum opus of capitalism. Adam Smith would be proud.

also, since they're owned by the same company, do discarded Shopkins become members of the Trash Pack?

Misandry, reverse racism, e.t.c. are real, just not as major issues as misogyny, racism, e.t.c. are.

Disney owns almost the entire Fox Kids saturday morning line-up (and has even before the Fox buyout), so I have no clue why Eek! the Cat and Bobby's World aren't on the platform considering some of the weird, obscure stuff they have on the platform already.

All these deconfirmations (sans Crash) have been making me really happy since they're mostly for characters I don't want.

Top 10 questions science still can't answer:

1. What animal is the Space Hopper logo?

I bathe almost every day, but solely for leisure and not for cleanliness - ALL soaps and shampoos smell RANCID.

When you think about it, it's kinda poetic that the Netflix adaptation of Green Eggs and Ham, a book about trying new things regardless of first impression, ended up surprising people with its quality.

To this day I still feel horrible for thinking Etika was faking his mental illness.

it took me ages to realise the name of Pixark means "pixel Ark" and not "Pixar Ark". I was genuinely thinking we had a second Uniracers situation on our hands!

As a huge fan of 1990s 'tude and design, I hate it when big brands try to do "90s design" but tone down the colours into a 2010s-friendly pastel shade. it feels like a soulless shell.

I'm not surprised that Inkling's Smash model was ripped from Splatoon 2. she always kinda stuck out in a bad way in Ultimate.

I stan non-Sans Mii mains, especially those who use other, spicier, memes.

I've always disliked the title of Donkey Kong Country Returns. it sounds like a tagline and makes no sense without the context of games that were released about 15 years ago when it came out.

I've always disliked how so many teenage superheroes act nothing like real teenagers. I want to see an angsty, edgy superhero with a weird sense of humour!

Here's everyone I've voted for in KFAD 2, SiIvaGunner's tourney-election-thing, so far:

Mariya Takeuchi (her opponent was Jack Bros. - she has 90s Japanese pop music, Jack Bros. have Atlus music)
King Dedede (his opponent was Off the Hook - he has Kirby music, OTH have Splatoon music)
Metal Ajit Pai (his opponent was Nico Nico - he has mecha songs and the Reese's Puff rap, Nico Nico has old Nico Nico Douga memes)
The Jazz Cats (their opponent was Adam Levine - they have jazz and cat music, Adam has Maroon 5)
Johnny Bravo (his opponent was Wario and Waluigi - he has Cartoon Network songs, they have songs from all Mario spin-offs except DKC and the RPGs)
Weird Al Yankovic (his opponent was Geno - he has songs he's parodied and Micheal Jackson songs courtesy of his stand, Beat It, Geno has Square Enix songs)
ZUN (his opponent was Quote - he has songs from Touhou and songs about alcohol. Quote has indie game songs)
Papyrus (his opponent was Law and Disorder, a team of Phoenix Wright and Monokuma. Papyrus has songs from puzzle games and his songs from Undertale, Law and Disorder have songs from mystery related media and interactive novels)
Daft Punk (their opponent was Men in Black, a team of Will Smith and Howard the Alien. Daft Punk's songs should be obvious, Men in Black have alien songs and songs from Will Smith films)
Mr. Krabs (his opponent was Dr. Robotnik. he has pirate songs, SpongeBob songs, money songs and Crab Rave, while Robotnik has Classic and Adventure-era Sonic songs (both from games and cartoons) and YouTube Poop)
Jack Black and Elmo (their opponent was the Rhythm Masters, a team of the Tap Trial Girl and Don-Chan. they have Jim Henson, edutainment and Jack Black music, while the Rhythm Masters have rhythm game music)
Donkey Kong (his opponent was Eminem. his sources are Rareware and DK music, while Eminem's are his own music and... salsa music for some reason)

I'm rooting for Jack and Elmo, Robotnik, Thanos and Krabs - Krabs being pitted against Robotnik first round was a little painful, but was nowhere near as hard as Metal Ajit Pai vs. Nico Nico, two contestants I felt equally as indifferent about.

Reminder to always ask consent before physical contact of any sort, sexual or not.

Any Miiverse veterans here remember Bigley? (:-)8-<

James while John had had had had had had had had had had had a better effect on the teacher

Someone should do a game that's the opposite of something like SNK Heroines or DoA Beach Volleyball - a game where you can exclusively play as slobby weirdos like Wario and slob-ified versions of cute or conventionally attractive characters. funnily enough I actually drew a few pictures of a "slob-ified" and de-aged Samus a while back https://imgur.com/a/cpuaeFm

World of Light > SSE, both gameplay and story.

the creator of PaRappa the Rapper did a really weird kids' show in the 90s and it had gay and lesbian couples. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZES8l43Qmlw

I can't be the only person who prefers Rayman and Crash's wackier modern designs over their edgier late 90s-to-early 2000s era designs? I think we can all agree both are better than Jaguar Rayman and Titans Crash through.

"YouTube is over parties" happen all the time and never amount to anything.

I don't get why people want Eevee in Smash - maybe one of the evolutions, but not a base Eevee.

What if it with foreign Wikipedia articles and mascot costumes?

let's go Octagang and Krusty Krew for KFAD2!

I think Gamer Girl Bathwater is the only thing I've ever expressed disgust at in my life - like, other than that I cannot feel the emotion known as disgust.

Running mods on Dolphin is really hard with no admin privileges, I'm lucky to be able to run Dolphin in the first place!

Can we please have an animated movie without a celebrity cameo for once?

The YouTube "content that doesn't make money" debacle is being taken way out of hand.

Google "rat king".

I don't get why it matters to people the gender of the character they play as in video games. to me it's more about the personality or character design - the only time a character's gender really impacts my opinion of them is if it's a feminine male character - I love feminine male characters.

It must've been awful to have epilepsy in the 90s.

I had a dream where there was a Ripper Roo spin-off minigame compilation (through Ripper Roo was referred to as "Jake" in it for some reason) developed by Game Freak, who went bankrupt because nobody brought said game.

Last night on the semi-official Bubsy fan Discord, we were talking about how since Woolies have no hands, they must give the toe instead of the finger when they're angry

I don't think I've ever played Mario Kart since CTR:NF came out - like, at all.