Noipoi

Freddy Fazbear and Monika costumes better be coming or I swear to god

I wake up every morning, feeling awesome!

Even though I slept on the Switch again last night...

Time to tear up another day, the NOIPOI freaking way!

Like a shooting star, or an exploding car, my style shines so bright!

Please, stop trying, to handle my style. Cuz you can’t. No you can’t (uh) handle my style.

I’m serious! Stop trying, to handle my style...

Unless you’re a lady, in which case you’re invited to have a giant slice of my style!!!

My whole 18th year, wasted.

And for once it isn’t my fault!

I’ve now 100% completed Mario Galaxy. I absolutely loved it! It hasn’t aged poorly at all, it’s incredibly fun. My only issue are the purple coin missions, which I found very tedious. But besides that, I had an amazing time. I plan on 100% completing it with Luigi and getting the final secret star, but not yet. I don’t wanna play through the entire game after I just beat it.

Right now, after jumping through (some of) Mario’s 3D history. I feel like doing the Odyssey.

Banjo Amiibo tho???

It should’ve been “Steve Squares up”

That bump of chicken music video, holy crap. It reminded me of why I love Pokémon.

I love this series. I don’t care what anyone says.

Can’t wait to catch Galarian Zapdos

Finished Mario Sunshine.

Had way more fun overall than 64, but when Sunshine got frustrating it was waaayyy more infuriating than 64. I craved inhuman amounts of violence at certain points. But all in all, I had fun. More than I had with 64.

And now for the game I’ve been dying to play this whole time, onto Super Mario Galaxy!

Finished Mario 64. Was gonna 100% but I gave up.

The game is absolutely legendary, and for good reason. But if I’m being honest I couldn’t stand it. Not to say I didn’t have any fun, I did, but it was very tedious to get through.

Ah well, on to Sunshine!

Danny Phantom

. Can walk through walls
. Disappear
. Fly

Mario (in 64)

. Can walk through walls
. Disappear
. Fly

hmmmmm

New Carl for Mario 3D All Stars.

And now, because I’m bored, a quick thought on why the future of Pokémon is brighter than it may seem (at least a little). Long post incoming!

Galar lacked in graphics, interesting region design, and entertaining or even thoughtful story. To me personally, these are it’s biggest problems.

The graphics will definitely be improved in gen 9. Sword and Shield clearly runs on the gen 7 engine, which was built for the 3DS and looks fine on that system. New generations (with a few exceptions) tend to have new engines made, and a new engine would surely be optimized for the switch. Besides, look at the graphical jump from gen 6 to 7. I’m not saying it’ll look incredible but it should look like a game meant for the switch, unlike certain parts of gen 8.

The Pokémon series is clearly gearing up for open world. Many believe the wild area was the first step, but the real first step was Poni Plains inSun/Moon. An open-ish area that was obviously meant to test what more open Pokémon route design could be. The wild area is step 2, and while exploring it is fun for a while the lack of interesting new things to do means it gets sort of old. No real story events take place within the wild area, it’s really just an open playground for you to hang out in between story beats. The isle of armor (and the upcoming crown tundra) are the third step. Applying stories to open areas. If generation 9 isn’t fully open world I’ll eat my favorite hat.

Galar has a really lame story. And while there’s no real evidence towards gen 9’s story being any better, I have noticed a bit of a pattern since generation 5. Odd numbered generations have more story focus, with deeper character interactions and development. While even numbered gen stories are more...by the numbers Pokemon fare. Think about the stories of Unova and Alola, the character arcs, the themes addressed, the questions asked. Then think about Kalos and Galar. They have interesting ideas sure, but the characters (in XY’s case specifically) feel lacking and I just don’t think they’re executed to well.
This is basically a conspiracy theory but if gen 9 keeps up with the trend the story should at least be better than gen 8’s. Not that surpassing Galar’s plot is very hard.

Now obviously I can’t see the future. Gen 9 could come out and look like an N64 game with hallway routes and a story to rival Sonic 06’s. But I think things’ll get better. The more used to a system the developers get the better the games get. From gen 4 to gen 5 on the DS, from gen 6 to gen 7 on the 3DS. You don’t have to take my word for it, and I’m not saying they’ll be these incredible mindblowing games that’ll change your life, but I think some (not all) of Sw/Sh’s problems are temporary.

If you got this far thanks for reading this boredom inspired post.

Super Mario 3D World + Bowser’s Furry.

There is no human being on this earth that I hate more than 16-17 year old me.

That moment when I thought Origami King would be lame so I went ahead and looked at spoils, turns out it’s pretty rad, but now I can’t go in fresh :/

I almost got all the spirits I just gotta wait for the Trials of Mana spirits to be reintroduced.

Praying you are doing as well as possible.

boo

Clone High is back *******

When Noipoi has 100,000 like.

Sentence #2.

GJ my guy

Continuing the tradition

Yo!

Bro!!!

The Direct!!!!


It happened!!!

Direct in two weeks? I can dig it.

Hopes: Paper Mario, Donkey Kong, Odyssey 2, Sirfetch’d in Smash.

Just happy Dragapult won the Galar poll

I am referred to as-

Shake Zulah, Lord of all Microphones, well practiced in the ancient traditions. Do you request a voyage? I’ll supply one for you.

I go by Frylock, and in regards to our positions it appears I am the uppermost. I will now assault you, much resembling the way a member of law enforcement may. Meatwad, my good companion, it seems you are next in line. Accompanied by your repeated door summons.

Meatwad has acquired a large sum of wealth, Meatwad is also quite lucky when it comes to the ladies. Traveling from one area to another in his automobile, experiencing life akin to how a celebrity would. There are bits of frozen water on his various appendages. His horoscope is Taurus.

For we are the Aqua Teens, causing the gentlemen to nod and causing the ladies to exclaim.

For we are the Aqua Teens, causing the gentlemen to nod and causing the ladies to exclaim.

Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Champions of the Ghetto, my friend.

Me? I

Me? I’m black!

noi poi

No matter how hard you try you’ll always fail.

Death is inevitable, so there’s no point trying.

Just give up and wait till the end.

Happiness is an illusion, love is fake.

Fighter five was a bust and we ain’t gettin details on the next one until E3 at the earliest.

Looks like it’s time for me to ditch this site for a while.

See ya when things get interesting. Probably half a year from now.

...

Also the fighters pass volume 2 will have a Galar Pokémon. Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

Thank god you are fine.

I was worried something bad happened to you on the site and you left.

Bro relax I am I am literally just vibing

No stress just vibe

My 2020 motto

btw I just finished a replay of White 2 on Challenge Mode and you were totally right that BW2 are objectively the best Pokemon games.

...I still prefer Platinum though. But BW2 is really a truly incredible experience.

Regular people try to cath them ‘all.

I personally, catch them twice.

Because you never have enough Pokémon to fill the entire PC. And PCs need to get as much use as humanly possible to fulfill their objective.

What’s a Falinks’ favorite month?

August.

You thought I was gonna say March, huh? ****in racist...

Ha ha pranked once again!

Pink suits your avatar, not gonna lie.

My head stopped hurting when I woke up.

Thanks Noi!