LOL! Read this story, however "true" it may be. It's going to be posted in the samus forums
"Wow, Okay so guys, it's officially 3:45 in the morning for me, and I got back from a weird night of drinking.
Some like 25 year old was hitting on me, she wasn't un attractive but not top tier either
but I remain loyal to my relationship so I decided to have fun with it as she was pretty drunk. I pretended to Be Xyro (not Allan. His internet side of him) It started when she asked me my name, Bam said Xyro then Said "I am a Youtube Celebrity and that I was KIND of a pro gamer. I three stock newbs Spelled Like NEWBs by looking in their general direction." She laughed and asked "what game?" I said "Super smash brothers Brawl, The Best game ever invented of course, What a silly question! Melee Cannot hold a candle to it and if you say otherwise I will punch a child" She laughed even harder (this is where I realized she is WAY to drunk to have Coherent thought). Then, the shocker, She invited me to play Strip smash at her place :\ Whomever lost the set (tourni rules :\) had to take off an article of clothing, and she said that becaus eI was a pro at it, she gets to keep her jacket on for the advantage.
No jokes children that's exactly how it went down.
I was so shocked by Xyro's internet attitude actually picking me up a chick I said "If I didn't have a girlfriend half as hot as you I'd be there faster than Marth can run" and walked off and sat with my buddies again.