Guide Zelda Social: But also the FE Heroes Internet Cafe

[BJN39]

This is relevant.

But honestly I never noticed how much more animated that animation looks in SSB4:

 

[Lil Puddin]

But honestly I never noticed how much more animated that animation looks in SSB4:
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A lot of the chars got updated in movement fluidity at the very least. Though it really shows with Peach and Zelda since they already had the most flair to begin with - which then was improved upon and made it even more apparent.

Peach is prolly the most hilarious character in the game because of her animations and demeanor. She's just skipping around like it's another day in the flower field. Everyone else takes it seriously to some degree.

 

[Rickster]

Aaaand another video for this week. I'm on a roll recently

This reminds me of how Zelda can duck under some things in the landing lag of Fair/Bair

I really want to see her hurtbox for those since I've dodged a few things that totally should've killed me lol

This is relevant.

i don't want to be that guy but the smash 4 pic there is actually a different idle animation

 

[Y2Kay]

for Overwatch, I think I'm going to settle with using Genji on offense and Zen on defense. They're easily my best characters so far. I like Ana, but I'm still not good with her yet.

I've improved a lot since I first started (have any of u gorls noticed?) but I made the awful mistake of trying to solo que in Comp. I dropped to an awful 957. I realize now that double que is the best way to go. But I doubt any of you gorls are bad enough to even be elligible to play with me now. T___T

Both the characters require team coordination to function in the meta right now, which makes it even more irritating.

 

[McKnightlíght]

i don't want to be that guy but the smash 4 pic there is actually a different idle animation

yes you do

 

[EODM07]

Morning girls. How's everyone doing?

Anyone looking forward to the Treehouse Event later today?
Also, I'll be proceeding on with more of my work. Will probably do more hours over the weekend. And I'll be watching the NC's review on bad sequels.

Spoiler: Yuri pic of the day~

 

[Buddhahobo]

Aside from Hanzo, I think Zarya (textbook butch transbian), McCree (look @ him; Matt Mercer's a proponent of McHanzo; implied that he tags along with Tracer to gay bars), Sombra (no birth name; trans pride flag colour palette; mad flirty in her reveal short; what straight woman has retractable nails??), and Lucio (probably bi/pan, Lucio is A Friend in general) all have potential to be confirmed as canon LGBT.

I sort of want to see what the reaction in the fandom would be if all of them were whatever sexual preference people want them to be, but all of them are in committed relationships with people outside of the playable roster.

Peach is prolly the most hilarious character in the game because of her animations and demeanor. She's just skipping around like it's another day in the flower field. Everyone else takes it seriously to some degree.

#JustPeachThings

Anyone looking forward to the Treehouse Event later today?

I've heard a rumor that Tekken 7's release date might be announced during the presentation.

Honestly it's been so long without Nintendo's stuff just getting slaughtered with leaks that I'm really excited no having any idea what to expect.

 

[EODM07]

I've heard a rumor that Tekken 7's release date might be announced during the presentation.

Honestly it's been so long without Nintendo's stuff just getting slaughtered with leaks that I'm really excited no having any idea what to expect.

If that's the case, that might explain the Arcade Stick that was leaked.

 

[wedl!!]

Yo if Tekken 7 is on Switch I'm buying it three times. Hype.

I sort of want to see what the reaction in the fandom would be if all of them were whatever sexual preference people want them to be, but all of them are in committed relationships with people outside of the playable roster.

IDK, it seems like Blizzard won't do that exclusively, considering the Gency push.

Zarmei when.

 

[EODM07]

With Issue 6 of the TF2 Comic out. I swear I'll probably find some good reaction images from it. :V

 

[wedl!!]

With Issue 6 of the TF2 Comic out. I swear I'll probably find some good reaction images from it. :V

The artist's expressions are AMAZINGGG omg.

I'd divulge into how awesome that comic was but I don't wanna spoil anyone on it.

 

[EODM07]

The artist's expressions are AMAZINGGG omg.

I'd divulge into how awesome that comic was but I don't wanna spoil anyone on it.

Hopefully when the final issue comes out, they'll be a major update coming to TF2 as well. But I'll wait for the big Pyro update to drop first before I jump back into TF2.

But for those who haven't even bothered reading the Team Fortress comics. DO IT, they are awesome and hilarious too.

 

[ZephyrZ]

I'm going to be at work during the presentation, and I'm too honest of a person to watch it in secret when I should be working. Life is cruel.

At least I'll have something to look forward to when I'm off.

 

[EODM07]

Bowser just ended another career.

 

[Lil Puddin]

1. Slips at work while carrying cakes.
2. Instinctively falls like Zelda's fair landing pose.
3. Remains relatively unharmed.
4. Cake pan slides but cakes are not ruined.
5. Get a bruise that disappears within 20 minutes because sass can initiate ultra-fast healing apparently.

I have successfully channelled sass because I'm actually Zelda irl. Do I have to be banned now?

 

[EODM07]

1. Slips at work while carrying cakes.
2. Instinctively falls like Zelda's fair landing pose.
3. Remains relatively unharmed.
4. Cake pan slides but cakes are not ruined.
5. Get a bruise that disappears within 20 minutes because sass can initiate ultra-fast healing apparently.

I have successfully channelled sass because I'm actually Zelda irl. Do I have to be banned now?
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Congratulations! Now you need to SD via Side B.

 

[BJN39]

Did someone say ban?

If you need someone to help yew be b& for being irl Zelda Lil Puddin I can assisT secretkpop

 

[FullMoon]

So uh, when is the Switch stuff again?

 

[Lorde]

iirc it's in like 3 hours from now

 

[FullMoon]

Wow Nintendo thanks for doing your presentation at 2 AM lol

Guess I'll miss this one.

 

[Buddhahobo]

Wow Nintendo thanks for doing your presentation at 2 AM lol

Guess I'll miss this one.

International Simulcasting, dem's the breaks unfortunately.

It's 1pm Japan time, and a nice 8pm on the Pacific Coast where NoA is located.

Treehouse is also doing a live demo of the console and it's launch titles tomorrow at 9:30am EST though (so...12:30pm for you). NoA is probably doing it then because West Coast got a better time for the simulcast, what with them starting the demo at 6:30 am PST.

Also, it may be a good idea if we keep the switch stuff in spoilers for Friday.

However, because Zachmac some people who won't be able to see it live have a compulsive need to click on every spoiler tag, make sure to sprinkle fake information into each spoiler.

 

[Antonykun]

hey gorls remember when macchi used hang out here?

 

[Y2Kay]

I'll be back here once some "specific" gorls get into a freak accident or like die, but until then my hang-out spot is BJ's lit profile page

Classic Macchi! [Cue sitcom laughter]

This was hA last post btw.

 

[Lorde]

lmao i forgot about that gorl wanting me to die

tbh that whole interaction between me and ha sums up my entire presence here in the social

 

[Buddhahobo]

That was also apparently when Flamran was talking about these little cucumbers called Tindora.

Those actually sound really good right now....

 

[Lil Puddin]

Congratulations! Now you need to SD via Side B.

I kinda wanted to do that so I could go home early, but my job doesn't have any bottom or side blast zones.

Also Zelda's Fair/Bair endlag is so high because she almost breaks ha hip so she can't get up ASAP. She can't sass walk with a broken hip. Pls be considerate before making ha do Fair/Bair near the ground. ok thanks

Did someone say ban?

If you need someone to help yew be b& for being irl Zelda Lil Puddin I can assisT secretkpop

HmmmT...

 

[RosalinA]

Switch in 26! Better hear, "We nerfed Zelda so hard, she became Pichu!"

 

[Buddhahobo]

Well, we've got some chill trance, rave lights, and smoke machines. Daft Punk confirmed?!11!?

 

[Berserker.]

it's starting :o

 

[Buddhahobo]

it's starting :o

That auditorium is completely dead lol.

Full of middle aged japanese men looking dead eyed straight as strobe lights dance around and the bass drops.

The Nintendo switch has a release date before Tekken 7. How did this happen.

Spoiler

"Paid Online" What.

 

[Berserker.]

paid online maybe means better online capability? idk. not a huge fan of paid online services (even with sony and microsoft)

the console is $299.99.... bleh, ok

no more region locking tho so thats gud

 

[Buddhahobo]

That...was

Spoiler

a revamped Mario Kart 8 battle mode??

Thank god.

 

[Antonykun]

That auditorium is completely dead lol.

Full of middle aged japanese men looking dead eyed straight as strobe lights dance around and the bass drops.

The Nintendo switch has a release date before Tekken 7. How did this happen.

Spoiler

"Paid Online" What.

Spoiler

i didn't even know that was a way to kill all my hype for the switch

 

[Buddhahobo]

Spoiler

i didn't even know that was a way to kill all my hype for the switch

Spoiler

The joycon controller really isn't hyping me either, tbh. It seems like they added hand preference to them, as opposed to the Wii remote hand neutral design.

Playing motion / touch control games with no lefty support is super annoying

**** THEY DIDN'T NAME IT SPLAT2N HOW COULD YOU

 

[Berserker.]

YOOOOO MARIO ODYSSEY

 

[Buddhahobo]

That is one dapper Bowser, I've got to say.

Spoiler

FIRE EMBLEM IS GETTING A DYNASTY WARRIORS GAME, CRESS ARE YOU WATCHING!!!!

DRAGON QUEST 1 + 2 AS WELL.

SMT V????

 

[RosalinA]

Smash confirmed with the 8 controllers at once.

 

[Buddhahobo]

I think the translator just died on us.

 

[Berserker.]

i feel bad for the translator. LOL

 

[Buddhahobo]

i feel bad for the translator. LOL

You could even hear as soon as the Suda51 guy finished; he got replaced immediately by a different translator.

Well. That was...uh, a thing.

Here's a TL;DW if anyone is interested.

Spoiler

Paid Online (Will be free for a limited time until Fall)

Region Free

Retail of $299.99

International Release 3/3/17



1, 2, Switch

Arms

Splatoon 2 (Summer Release)

Open World Sandbox Mario with real world locations included (Super Mario Odyssey)

Xenoblade 2 (Looks worse than Chronicles did on Wii U, tbh)

Fire Emblem Warriors

Dragon Quest X

Dragon Quest Some other one

Dragon Quest Heroes I + II

SMT V?? SMT I remake?? (i.e. Odin is one sexy mother ******)

Project Octopath Traveler

Skyrim

FIFA

Revamped Mario Kart battlemode


Suda51 and Sega both showed up for some lip service but didn't name any games.



Game montage at the end has Bomberman??

Minecraft

Lego City

Dragonball Z

Disgaea 5???

Sonic game

Just Dance

Street Fighter II???

1080* Snowboarding???

Fast Racing Neo 2??? And I just got this on the Wii U...

NBA2KB



Nintendo Switch Pro controller does not come with the system. The joycon does though.


Hopefully stuff like Battery Life, Weight, specs, if older controllers can be used (Wiimotes, Wii Fit Board, Wii U Pro Controller, etc) and the like ends up on the website later today, which is expected to be updated after this event.



A good amount of the Treehouse Live Demo tomorrow will be on Breath of the Wild.



Ends with a BoTW trailer. Looks amazing as per usual. Lot's of voice acting. Zelda gets an animu bath scene. Falco confirmed.



Launch Title confirmed, it's coming out on March 3rd.



No Smash news.