Your First Ban

[¯\_S.(ツ).L.I.D._/¯]

Then he'll give you 2 pointers for trolling.

 

[Tacel]

I got banned I think 3 times

but first one was because spamming dead pikachu pics

I think the next one was for posting a pic of kobe

edit: only 45 infractions total though

cool story, bro. "Only," 45 infractions?
I was infracted once along with many others for posting nonsense. It doesn't pay to try to be funny.
EDIT: http://www.smashboards.com/showpost.php?p=10075110&postcount=5306

 

[SOVAman]

I said "Only" because I figured there is prob a lot more people with a lot more than that

 

[Pluvia]

My friend got banned from Xbox Live, twice, for beating people in ranked Gears of War.

Turns out if you beat a party of people, fairly, and they decide to report you, you get banned.

 

[Aesir]

LOL I've been banned like 4 times. I'll get you some of my greatest hits though, brb.

 

[Luigitoilet]

My first legit infraction:
http://www.smashboards.com/showpost.php?p=7779484&postcount=12

the posst that got me my first ban:
http://www.smashboards.com/showpost.php?p=7973057&postcount=1101
http://www.smashboards.com/showpost.php?p=7973112&postcount=1116

other notable infractions:
http://www.smashboards.com/showpost.php?p=8598798&postcount=59
http://www.smashboards.com/showpost.php?p=9425610&postcount=273

this picture should be banned

 

[Sraigux]

I got permabanned from a website for "trolling" that melee was better than brawl.

 

[CRASHiC]

this picture should be banned

The world needs more Natasha Khan.

My WORST ban ever, and the only one where it was unintentional was when the DDD chatroom had just started going. I wrote up some chat rules, and then copy pasted them onto the boards. I had forgotten that within there was a link to a transvestite porn site amongst the 20 or so rules, and I got perma banned for it. It was the scaries 15 minutes of my Smashboards life, even more than when I lost my venue for my tournament.

After all of that, I posted the rules again, except with this link in its place:
http://zombo.com/

 

[Greenstreet]

This thread was practically asking for this .gif.

I've got two minors spams, one I made a thread with some copypasta and just said 'discuss' and pretty sure the other was some sort of postcount +1-esque issue.

Almost two years ago though...

 

[BBQTV]

CRASHiC is the best! he must teach me his way's

 

[Moozle]

WELCOME, TO ZOMBO.COM.

I've only gotten 2 infractions, both from having my sig show when I hadn't said enough.

 

[Wiscus]

Ive been infracted for minor spam by Kaylo and thats all.
Mamachu raises her young to be good little posters.

I'm somewhat surprised since I like to spam questionable crap/avatars.

 

[Luigitoilet]

CRASHiC is the best! he must teach me his way's

Well, apparently you can get a headstart on that by looking at transvestite porn.

 

[Mr.Freeman]

Censor dodging, minor spam, and more censor dodging.

So yeah, technically 2 infractions.

Because I'm a terrible person that way.

 

[Jonkku]

Censor dodging, minor spam, and more censor dodging.

So yeah, technically 2 infractions.

Because I'm a terrible person that way.

I've gotten two infractions in an unmoderated forum section.
One for censor dodging and the other for "minor inappropriate content".

...Now that I think about what I actually posted, I'm amazed that it was just "minor".. Yet I'm amused by how fitting it is. I'd elaborate but the pool room's actually under moderation so I'd rather not take anymore points

 

[Gender Offender]

I was banned and then unbanned within a minute of signing up
Because Chaco thought it would be funny.​

 

[SOVAman]

ohhh god...chaco

he gave me like 10 infraction

 

[Gender Offender]

ohhh god...chaco

he gave me like 10 infraction

Ahaha for what?​

 

[SOVAman]

Just 08/09 Yoshi Boards BS

 

[MLEsis]

I'm curious if any mods have ever been infracted before they got their positions...my guess is no, but Im still wondering.

I keep thinking one day there's gonna be a mod post tellin an epic story of their first infraction so I've been checkin in on this thread.

 

[SOVAman]

I am almost positive some of those scum mods have been infracted

 

[The Drifter]

I pretty much called the Smashboards community at large a blob of pasty white losers as notftomearth7. Got permabanned by Azua.

 

[¯\_S.(ツ).L.I.D._/¯]

I'm curious if any mods have ever been infracted before they got their positions...my guess is no, but Im still wondering.

I'm pretty sure a good amount of them have. They don't get chosen because they're "perfect" or anything. They get chosen because they're the best people to lead their respective boards.

 

[CRASHiC]

Mic got Peramabanned not but a week or two ago, while being in the administration.

 

[Mini Mic]

25 infractions totally over 2 billion points. Most are from Azua.

 

[Metal~Mario]

I've been infracted 3 times for minor spam.

I'm pathetic compared to you people.

 

[Pluvia]

The amount of things that you can get away with in the Disco Room that you'd normally get infracted for anywhere else. Even the mods do it.

 

[Zero_Gamer]

My first ban was back when the moderators of the Atlantic South forum (Tom, Mic_128, Gimpyfish, Virgiligus) were banning people left and right for bad reasons. There was a reason no one liked them back then. I wrote a story as part to make fun of the mods, but mostly to hype up the first big tourney in a loooong time in NC. They got MAD though. I'm talking serious and personal flaming going on. Most mods are cool now though.

Dear Zero_Gamer,

You have received an infraction at Smash World Forums.

Reason: Two-Week Temp-ban
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This infraction is worth 6 point(s) and may result in restricted access until it expires. Serious infractions will never expire.

Original Post:
[post]6901316[/post]

Some of you may be wondering, "What historical events have occurred in the state of North Carolina?" Well, here's one historical document that I've managed to obtain from the Chamber of Secrets.



It was a warm summer day and all the bros were sucking each other off. Among these bros were three great warriors who could D more S than any other. These great warriors were known as:

Zero_Gamer,

Edit: Virgiligus, 10$ MM at Genesis?





Lord_Karn,

and Dr._Peepee.

Peepee was working especially hard at DS’ing to keep his number one spot on the DS power rankings.



BEHR, still a rookie, was choking on Onlymaskede’s mooncock, but the collaborative force of everyone’s bro juice kept him inspired and eager.

Now these bros were fine and dandy on that warm and sunny day, with their NC Falcon, and their LoZR’s speed spills, and their chocolate Malk, and their Level 1 Samus, and their Snarf, but there would come a time when their antithesis would arrive; today, was that time…

Three anti-sexual warriors, who would do anything to stop Bro Love, had come up from their knees. These warriors’ names contained such great evil that I shudder at their mere mention, but for the sake of Atlantic South’s cultural history, I shall continue; their names were Gimpyf.ag69, Virgincunninglingus, and MicroscopDICK128.

Malk, being the kind gentleman that he was, wanted to welcome these new people to this great land by saying a rare and beautiful phrase, “Suck my **** now, ok?” Sadly, Malk had no idea that these people had no soul and no ****. Virgincunninglingus launched a vicious attack and slammed Malk with his banhammer. We were awed, dumbstruck, confuddled, and overall shocked at what had just occurred; nothing like this had ever happened in the Atlantic South before. In the midst of the chaos, Gimpyf.ag69 leapt to the center of the room. He said, “It gives you an unfair advantage to be top tier in everything, Atlantic South, therefore, we will do our best to make this place as close to Santa and his home in the North Pole, frigid and only supposed to *** once a year.” His words had an icy touch to them, as if he had never known the touch of a tournament win; the tone alone caused BEHR to become enraged and try to demolish the c0ck-block mods with his raging skeet, but he too was no match for the banhammer. This chaos had to end, someone had to stop them, and that someone was the three Brozards.

Dr._Peepee, greatest in all aspects, launched a Jedi mind trick that caused an enormous amount of blaster spam to flood Virgincunninglingus’s hammer and detonate. Without his weapon, Virgincunninglingus fell to his knees and D’d Peepee’s S. Already, there were only two c0ck-block mods left.

Zero_Gamer, wielding the world’s most powerful Beyblade, proceeded to take on Gimpyf.ag69. Oh, you should have been there; first, he rolled… then he rolled again… then he rolled again… then he rolled again, following it up with an additional forty-eight rolls. After these clearly unpredictable and unbeatable tactics boggled Gimpyf.ag69’s Bowser-oriented mind, Zero_Gamer summoned the ultimate bit-beast from his body, mind, soul, and Beyblade. Here is a very rough sketch of what the beast looked like:

Gimpyf.ag69 tried to UpB at this powerful entity, but it was to no effect, as his body was already consumed by the power of heart.




With two c0ck-block mods down, there was only one left to go. Lord_Karn, wise and powerful, walked fearlessly towards MicroscopDICK128. This type of Brozard bravado unnerved the c0ck-block mod and so he attempted to strike Lord_Karn, only to have his hand caught, mid-air, and contorted to an uncomfortable position. Lord_Karn, now having control over MicroscopDICK128, whispered into his ear, “Yo momma slaya, is yo daddy.” Upon hearing this phrase, MicroscopDICK128's head exploded.

And so the battle was over as quickly as it had begun, the c0ck-block mods were defeated and as the Brozard’s reward, they were given the fair maiden, Frames, who was imprisoned by the c0ck-block mods’ jealousy for his brod ability of the sexual knee. And to honor this victory, GreensBoRO Love would hold their greatest tournament, HERB.

However, it has been said that the shards of the c0ck-block mods were scattered across the Atlantic South and that some had regenerated to form total ***holes. There may come a day when these ***holes and shards recombine into c0ck-block mods, but we will be ready for that day, and we will stop them with our spam once more.

All the best,
Smash World Forums

I still wanted to post after getting banned though, so I made an alternate account named, Virgincunninglingus because it sounds a lot like Virgiligus and he was the one that we all felt was cracking down way too hard on NC. It got permabanned after I said, "I'm part mod," and my account got an extended sentence.

This was also at the time that Genesis was being mega-hyped and since Virgiligus infracted everyone for not talking about Smash all the time we thought it would be funny to end all of our posts with, "Edit: Virgiligus, 10$ mm at Genesis?"

I post bigger and better stories now, but they've become more of a thing to be looked forward to than a nuisance now.

 

[Jon Farron]

I got banned on one of those virtual world sites a year ago for saying a racist comment.... D: i wasnt happy because i had gained so many rares and stuff....

 

[GoldShadow]

My first ban was back when the moderators of the Atlantic South forum (Tom, Mic_128, Gimpyfish, Virgiligus) were banning people left and right for bad reasons. There was a reason no one liked them back then.

"Back then"? I still don't like Tom, Mic and Virg

 

[Jon Farron]

Oh i got banned on another forum for giving my age out wth
also my state but thats very vague information....?

 

[¯\_S.(ツ).L.I.D._/¯]

That's a terrible reason. Who cares if people know your age and state? Some people on here know my name, age, city, etc. I honestly do not see a problem in posting any of that.

 

[BEHR]

LOL Zero <3

I forgot I think it was flaming I dont know something silly.

 

[Mith_]

I was tempbanned for posting a picture of a really obese black chick covering her boobs with cupcakes as a joke.

A joke. LOL.

i remember that actually.

i got banned for a joke too my first time.

 

[BBQTV]

in order

Fourth and final...
Reason: Minor Spam 08-06-2009 05:33 PM by Bunny :3 1 / Expired
Fourth and final...
Reason: Minor Spam 08-06-2009 04:28 PM by Steel 1 / Expired
Fourth and final...
Reason: SPAM 08-05-2009 01:25 AM by Vyse 2 / Expired
plants vs zombies
Reason: Multi-Posting 07-18-2009 07:38 PM by Youko 2 / Expired
Crimson King
Reason: SPAM 07-18-2009 02:44 PM by Tom 0 / Expired


kid dies imitating naruto
Reason: Minor Spam 09-27-2009 09:59 PM by Virgilijus 0 / Expired
Las Pictoras - SWF...
Reason: Minor Spam 09-11-2009 10:31 AM by KevinM 1 / Expired
Private
Reason: Minor Spam 09-09-2009 06:07 PM by KevinM 1 / Expired
Fourth and final...
Reason: Minor Spam 08-07-2009 11:39 PM by Mic_128 1 / Expired
Fourth and final...
Reason: Minor Spam 08-07-2009 11:29 PM by Mic_128 1 / Expired



ferguson high school...
Reason: Multi-Posting 04-10-2010 12:55 AM by SkylerOcon 2 / Expired
hentai
Reason: Trolling 01-25-2010 03:30 PM by Crimson King 2 / Expired
If NKN double-posts...
Reason: Minor Spam 10-07-2009 06:34 PM by Bunny :3 0 / Expired
Las Pictoras - SWF...
Reason: Minor Spam 09-28-2009 03:50 PM by KevinM 1 / Expired
Las Pictoras - SWF...
Reason: Minor Spam 09-28-2009 03:42 PM by KevinM 1 / Expired



Pokémon Black and...
Reason: Minor Spam 05-15-2010 02:13 AM by Spire VII 1 / Expired
Sheik Matchup...
Reason: Minor Spam 05-15-2010 01:21 AM by Ankoku 1 / Expired
Florida 2009 Brawl...
Reason: Minor Spam 05-06-2010 07:09 PM by exarch 1 / Expired
Granny, 72, Having A...
Reason: Multi-Posting 05-03-2010 02:00 AM by Mic_128 2 / Expired
Obama wants a...
Reason: Major Spam 04-25-2010 06:47 PM by Virgilijus 3 / Expired


If NKN double-posts...
Reason: Minor Spam 05-31-2010 02:42 PM by Kewkky 0 / 06-05-2010 02:42 PM
Pokémon Black and...
Reason: Minor Spam 05-16-2010 03:22 PM by Spire VII 1 / Expired
If NKN double-posts...
Reason: Minor Spam 05-16-2010 01:15 PM by Kewkky 1 / Expired
Sheik Matchup...
Reason: Minor Spam 05-16-2010 01:08 AM by Ankoku 1 / Expired
Pokémon Black and...
Reason: Minor Flaming 05-15-2010 12:13 PM by Virgilijus 1 / Expired

 

[SOVAman]

in order

Fourth and final...
Reason: Minor Spam 08-06-2009 05:33 PM by Bunny :3 1 / Expired
Fourth and final...
Reason: Minor Spam 08-06-2009 04:28 PM by Steel 1 / Expired
Fourth and final...
Reason: SPAM 08-05-2009 01:25 AM by Vyse 2 / Expired
plants vs zombies
Reason: Multi-Posting 07-18-2009 07:38 PM by Youko 2 / Expired
Crimson King
Reason: SPAM 07-18-2009 02:44 PM by Tom 0 / Expired


kid dies imitating naruto
Reason: Minor Spam 09-27-2009 09:59 PM by Virgilijus 0 / Expired
Las Pictoras - SWF...
Reason: Minor Spam 09-11-2009 10:31 AM by KevinM 1 / Expired
Private
Reason: Minor Spam 09-09-2009 06:07 PM by KevinM 1 / Expired
Fourth and final...
Reason: Minor Spam 08-07-2009 11:39 PM by Mic_128 1 / Expired
Fourth and final...
Reason: Minor Spam 08-07-2009 11:29 PM by Mic_128 1 / Expired



ferguson high school...
Reason: Multi-Posting 04-10-2010 12:55 AM by SkylerOcon 2 / Expired
hentai
Reason: Trolling 01-25-2010 03:30 PM by Crimson King 2 / Expired
If NKN double-posts...
Reason: Minor Spam 10-07-2009 06:34 PM by Bunny :3 0 / Expired
Las Pictoras - SWF...
Reason: Minor Spam 09-28-2009 03:50 PM by KevinM 1 / Expired
Las Pictoras - SWF...
Reason: Minor Spam 09-28-2009 03:42 PM by KevinM 1 / Expired



Pokémon Black and...
Reason: Minor Spam 05-15-2010 02:13 AM by Spire VII 1 / Expired
Sheik Matchup...
Reason: Minor Spam 05-15-2010 01:21 AM by Ankoku 1 / Expired
Florida 2009 Brawl...
Reason: Minor Spam 05-06-2010 07:09 PM by exarch 1 / Expired
Granny, 72, Having A...
Reason: Multi-Posting 05-03-2010 02:00 AM by Mic_128 2 / Expired
Obama wants a...
Reason: Major Spam 04-25-2010 06:47 PM by Virgilijus 3 / Expired


If NKN double-posts...
Reason: Minor Spam 05-31-2010 02:42 PM by Kewkky 0 / 06-05-2010 02:42 PM
Pokémon Black and...
Reason: Minor Spam 05-16-2010 03:22 PM by Spire VII 1 / Expired
If NKN double-posts...
Reason: Minor Spam 05-16-2010 01:15 PM by Kewkky 1 / Expired
Sheik Matchup...
Reason: Minor Spam 05-16-2010 01:08 AM by Ankoku 1 / Expired
Pokémon Black and...
Reason: Minor Flaming 05-15-2010 12:13 PM by Virgilijus 1 / Expired

I should do that

but, 9 pages seems like it will take to long so I probably won't

 

[Lythium]

That's a lot of spam.

 

[BBQTV]

yep sure is

 

[MLEsis]

Spam feeds the starving children all across the world.

I got banned for "flaming" as a joke lol, it was reversed, but I swear it still left me uneasy.

 

[SOVAman]

I was just looking through my infractions and I have some that say they never expire and some that say private, what is that supposed to mean? lol