Steam
Smash Hero
If it was asexual it would like stop existing...
and it wouldn't lay eggs
and it wouldn't lay eggs
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YGD - As the snow melts, the mighty Dinosaur rises once more!
- Thread starter Delta-cod
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Asexual reproduction steam. Ya know. Producing without smex.
Or maybe the eggs he lays when he eats someone turn into yoshis?
Speaking of which, does yoshi throw his own babies at people?
And more importantly. If he does reproduce by eating people, when you land neutral B, did you just **** the other player?
Or maybe the eggs he lays when he eats someone turn into yoshis?
Speaking of which, does yoshi throw his own babies at people?
And more importantly. If he does reproduce by eating people, when you land neutral B, did you just **** the other player?
Z'zgashi
Smash Legend
When people play as yoshi, in the stats, they should change Projectile Count to Abortion Count.
Delta-cod
Smash Hero
Parthenogenesis disagrees.
Nordal
Smash Lord
Just because a Yoshi lays eggs doesn't make it a female. Yoshi eggs are used for defense. If they were fertile, they wouldn't be used as weapons.
The female ones are the ones capable of making eggs that hatch into Yoshi's. That's my theory anyway.
I always saw them as colors as:
Male: Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Dark Blue, Brown, Black
Female: Pink, Purple, Cyan (light blue), White
I pretty much based that off of their voice pitches in Yoshi's Story (females with higher pitched voices).
The female ones are the ones capable of making eggs that hatch into Yoshi's. That's my theory anyway.
I always saw them as colors as:
Male: Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Dark Blue, Brown, Black
Female: Pink, Purple, Cyan (light blue), White
I pretty much based that off of their voice pitches in Yoshi's Story (females with higher pitched voices).
Depster
Smash Champion
I think that makes the most sense
NinjaFoxX
Banned via Warnings
makes sense, but that doesnt mean its true o3o.
female green ones probably exist too?
female green ones probably exist too?
Z'zgashi
Smash Legend
I'm fine with my yoshi sporting a vag.
NinjaFoxX
Banned via Warnings
Furrys are amazing huh?
I may or may not destroy you for putting that image in my mind.
Z'zgashi
Smash Legend
I can't put that image on paper as well if you'd like.
Depster
Smash Champion
UHhhhhhh... Ew
Z'zgashi
Smash Legend
I could link to some right now if you'd like. It'd need to be through PM though for obvious reasons.
I may or may not destroy you for putting that image in my mind.
That's what you get when you're with the furry people. Though some are cool, others are towards the extreme just like the general population.
Yep...Just one of those extremists....
Z'zgashi
Smash Legend
Tbh, I wasn't thinking of it that way until he said that lol.
Steam
Smash Hero
things yoshi eats don't hatch as yoshi... that would be horrible. thank god that doesn't happen...
and all yoshi's have to have some sort of vag like structure to shoot eggs out of... jussayin.
and all yoshi's have to have some sort of vag like structure to shoot eggs out of... jussayin.
Delta-cod
Smash Hero
Wrong.
Things you eat are directly linked to your anus, not your sex organs.
Things you eat are directly linked to your anus, not your sex organs.
Z'zgashi
Smash Legend
Not liquids. He could totally dissolve them with his stomach acids then shoot them out his vaginal tubes. They could react to the oxygen in the air or something and imediately harden. It makes sense, I mean, blood changes color when that happens, why cant something get harder?
Airborne
Smash Lord
Thank you for granting me permission to leave the boards permanantly. Goodbye.
Z'zgashi
Smash Legend
I found something:
Still not enough explanation though...
Everyone proclaims Yoshi to be a dinosaur. Ask the typical Mario gamer what Yoshi is, and you’ll most likely be told ’a dinosaur.’ If you wish to be mean, or merely ignorant, you might decide to continue with the next logical question, ‘What kind of dinosaur?’ At this point, you may get a response ranging anywhere from an indifferent shrug to a frenzied heated and red-faced maniac. Let us then attempt to decipher what this dino is, and answer some basic questions that have been asked about it. In the Mario movie, he was depicted as a baby tyrannosaurus rex. This is immediately unfulfilling due to Yoshi’s lack of scales, his long, whipcord tongue, among a number of other anomalies. Indeed, no dinosaur known to science resembles Mario’s buddy. What, then, are the biological roots of this something-a-saurus? Well, due to his spring-like legs, webbed fingers, white belly, changing pigment of the race’s skin, long tongue, protruding eyes, and unique vocal noises, it might be a safe supposition to proclaim Yoshis as being, rather than a primitive being, a type of advanced frog. Due to their almost human intelligence, perhaps a fitting scientific name for this particular organism would be amphibio sapien, or, ‘intelligent frog.’
Do Yoshi have genders? It is reasonable to suppose that they do. Those who noted the lack of certain parts may be consoled by the thought that they may be hidden (or it could just be Shigeru censoring things a wee bit before bringing images to us...). In any case, such organs need not be overt. Indeed, in amphibians, it is common for the eggs to be fertilized after being laid by the female. Therefore, it is likely that this is the manner in which Yoshi reproduction takes place.
Next, there is the question of what Yoshis look like at birth. In Super Mario World, newly-hatched ones appeared to be extremely small, while in Yoshi’s Story, they are born somewhat larger. This would seem to indicate that, while a Yoshi may do much developing while in the egg, they may be capable of proper growth in the instance of premature hatching. Yoshi eggs would appear to be unstable, and may hatch early if there is a disturbance in the surrounding environment. When this happens, the undeveloped Yoshi may emerge in a state of intense hunger, which serves as a method of self-defense. This state is usually temporary, in that the premature Yoshi is programmed to complete it’s maturation period at a fantastic rate after consuming adequate nutrition. If the egg goes undisturbed for a long enough time, the Yoshi may hatch quite late in the maturation process. This is rare, though it seems to have no ill effects on the newborns. Indeed, such orphans may benefit from starting life with it’s full range of abilities.
Yoshis seem to have odd physiological capabilities. First noticeable is the presence of a saddle-like formation on it’s back, and shoe-like devices on their feet. No explanation has been offered for the shoes, save that they may be formed from residue which collects around the feet in the egg. These shoes would appear to be quite resilient, protecting the feet of the Yoshi from certain (though not all) sharp objects, and for this reason they may be called the Yoshi’s ‘Acchilles’ Feet.’ Over the years, it would appear that these inborn structures have gained considerable durability, compared to those used by Yoshis just a few generations back. This would indicate that Yoshis are as yet continuing their evolution process, and that future Yoshi generations may present even more differences than the current ones.
A Yoshi’s ‘saddle’ is actually a natural shell, useful for protecting the Yoshi’s otherwise fragile spine, and is present on it from late childhood. Premature Yoshis lack them entirely.
Self Defense: Yoshis are exceptionally gifted with many forms of self-defense. In addition to their long tongues, early Yoshis also have incredibly fast digestive systems, which are capable of deriving matrials which they can use to produce, at an astounding speed, empty, chemically unstable eggs which can be hurled by the Yoshi to ward off enemy attacks. Also, it is uncertain whether or not current generations utilize this ability, as it has not been seen recently. Yoshis can carry several eggs, whether empty or containing young, behind them via a clear, thin, but strong sticky membrane, the source of which is undetermined.
Yoshis also vary widely, even within families, in body pigment and coloring. This may either be genetic or affected by the conditions of the egg prior to hatching. It is interesting that body color would appear to be related to food preferences. Basically, a Yoshi will prefer food it’s own color.
Like many other primary races of the Mushroom World, Yoshis are credited with extraordinary, somewhat human intelligence from birth. Though not often shown, they seem to be capable of using tools and are skilled in basic carpentry, though their societies appear to be tribe-based, and therefore these skills may not often be used in comfortable environments. Yoshi language often comprises basic verbal noises incomprehensible to humans, though it would seem that babies are capable of parroting and learning other languages quite quickly. This is not surprising, as most of the creatures of the Mushroom World are unusually sentient.
Do Yoshi have genders? It is reasonable to suppose that they do. Those who noted the lack of certain parts may be consoled by the thought that they may be hidden (or it could just be Shigeru censoring things a wee bit before bringing images to us...). In any case, such organs need not be overt. Indeed, in amphibians, it is common for the eggs to be fertilized after being laid by the female. Therefore, it is likely that this is the manner in which Yoshi reproduction takes place.
Next, there is the question of what Yoshis look like at birth. In Super Mario World, newly-hatched ones appeared to be extremely small, while in Yoshi’s Story, they are born somewhat larger. This would seem to indicate that, while a Yoshi may do much developing while in the egg, they may be capable of proper growth in the instance of premature hatching. Yoshi eggs would appear to be unstable, and may hatch early if there is a disturbance in the surrounding environment. When this happens, the undeveloped Yoshi may emerge in a state of intense hunger, which serves as a method of self-defense. This state is usually temporary, in that the premature Yoshi is programmed to complete it’s maturation period at a fantastic rate after consuming adequate nutrition. If the egg goes undisturbed for a long enough time, the Yoshi may hatch quite late in the maturation process. This is rare, though it seems to have no ill effects on the newborns. Indeed, such orphans may benefit from starting life with it’s full range of abilities.
Yoshis seem to have odd physiological capabilities. First noticeable is the presence of a saddle-like formation on it’s back, and shoe-like devices on their feet. No explanation has been offered for the shoes, save that they may be formed from residue which collects around the feet in the egg. These shoes would appear to be quite resilient, protecting the feet of the Yoshi from certain (though not all) sharp objects, and for this reason they may be called the Yoshi’s ‘Acchilles’ Feet.’ Over the years, it would appear that these inborn structures have gained considerable durability, compared to those used by Yoshis just a few generations back. This would indicate that Yoshis are as yet continuing their evolution process, and that future Yoshi generations may present even more differences than the current ones.
A Yoshi’s ‘saddle’ is actually a natural shell, useful for protecting the Yoshi’s otherwise fragile spine, and is present on it from late childhood. Premature Yoshis lack them entirely.
Self Defense: Yoshis are exceptionally gifted with many forms of self-defense. In addition to their long tongues, early Yoshis also have incredibly fast digestive systems, which are capable of deriving matrials which they can use to produce, at an astounding speed, empty, chemically unstable eggs which can be hurled by the Yoshi to ward off enemy attacks. Also, it is uncertain whether or not current generations utilize this ability, as it has not been seen recently. Yoshis can carry several eggs, whether empty or containing young, behind them via a clear, thin, but strong sticky membrane, the source of which is undetermined.
Yoshis also vary widely, even within families, in body pigment and coloring. This may either be genetic or affected by the conditions of the egg prior to hatching. It is interesting that body color would appear to be related to food preferences. Basically, a Yoshi will prefer food it’s own color.
Like many other primary races of the Mushroom World, Yoshis are credited with extraordinary, somewhat human intelligence from birth. Though not often shown, they seem to be capable of using tools and are skilled in basic carpentry, though their societies appear to be tribe-based, and therefore these skills may not often be used in comfortable environments. Yoshi language often comprises basic verbal noises incomprehensible to humans, though it would seem that babies are capable of parroting and learning other languages quite quickly. This is not surprising, as most of the creatures of the Mushroom World are unusually sentient.
Still not enough explanation though...
Oh **** this scientific nasty noise!
Everyone just agree its magic. :3
Everyone just agree its magic. :3
Z'zgashi
Smash Legend
The only thing magical in this world is friendship, and I'm inclined to say that swallowing creatures against their will, digesting them and turning them into mush, and then squeezing them out of his man ***** isn't really that friendly.
F-Tier Player
Smash Ace
Please cite your references Zgashi, this is a professional gaming forum. kthnx
Z'zgashi
Smash Legend
It was from Mariology. I google searched for it.
What you said Z, shall be my counterargument to people who claim yoshi is a pony. =p
F-Tier Player
Smash Ace
That wasn't so hard was it?
Here's my ideology: Yoshi is an egg factory, therefore is female.
Z'zgashi
Smash Legend
I don't think so, I havent seen a yoshi game named Yoshis Kitchen yet.
No yoshi's a dood. In yoshi cookie you have other people make food for you! Even if it's not a sandwich...
Anywho, I just assume different colored yoshis are different gender. Not like it really matters. I just assume he's a dood since its easier to relate to.
Anywho, I just assume different colored yoshis are different gender. Not like it really matters. I just assume he's a dood since its easier to relate to.
Z'zgashi
Smash Legend
Or maybe yoshi's are like amazons, them womenz do all the work while the men stay back and make em a sammich.
Steam
Smash Hero
but they are inside the eggs :I
Naaaah. That can't be it either, since yoshi's are doomed to always carry someones fat lazy butt around. ;~;
Stupid plumber. Did I ever mention I have a severe hate for mario? I don't find him appealing at all. He's like the ronald mcdonald of nintendo.
Stupid plumber. Did I ever mention I have a severe hate for mario? I don't find him appealing at all. He's like the ronald mcdonald of nintendo.
Z'zgashi
Smash Legend
Obviously the vag flesh of a yoshi is very elastic.
And sunny, I second Mario lol.
And sunny, I second Mario lol.
Steam
Smash Hero
that has nothing to do with what I was saying...
F-Tier Player
Smash Ace
Don't question yoshi. =p
Theres just too many questions that can't be answered. How does yoshi make eggs if hes a dood? How does he turn people into eggs? Why are they born with shoes? How the hell does yoshi support the rest of his body with out his nose holding him down? How can he eat stuff bigger then him?
Don't bother debating about these or we'll be here all day. xD
Sooooorrry Z! D: But he punches yoshi, and tosses him down pits of no return to get to higher places. :< I'm more of a luigi guy! <3
Theres just too many questions that can't be answered. How does yoshi make eggs if hes a dood? How does he turn people into eggs? Why are they born with shoes? How the hell does yoshi support the rest of his body with out his nose holding him down? How can he eat stuff bigger then him?
Don't bother debating about these or we'll be here all day. xD
Sooooorrry Z! D: But he punches yoshi, and tosses him down pits of no return to get to higher places. :< I'm more of a luigi guy! <3
Steam
Smash Hero
I, for one, respect mario's abuse of yoshis. In fact, I am proud of it.
No wonder you main lucario.
You sad, sad, adorable, dino abuser. >:C
You sad, sad, adorable, dino abuser. >:C
RaptorTEC
Smash Champion
Did someone say vagina and eggs? o.o
NinjaFoxX
Banned via Warnings
this thread.
