Yeti Kong, Moldy Kong, and now....

CR4SH · Oct 30, 2008

OK, the only way to play DK now, is to start with MLK, and if someone acts offended, switch to honkey kong. If they don't lol, they're a nazi. In which case you just say..

It's bulletproof.

Tujex · Oct 31, 2008

Donkey Bong said:
DK is too kewl to be Emo Kong, if hes got any blood on him its from the blood of his opponents

Fav'd!

I completely and totally agree.

ZxChrono · Oct 31, 2008

I really dont like the name honkey kong, I prefer the grinch a lot more, stealing christmas is way more fun :laugh:

orochijes · Oct 31, 2008

ZxChrono said:
I really dont like the name honkey kong, I prefer the grinch a lot more, stealing christmas is way more fun

Honkey = white

Grinch = green

???

Falco_Owns · Oct 31, 2008

Black has to be Cosby Kong.

Nokonoko · Nov 1, 2008

Apparently Red DK is now officially BlitzKong.

/red discussion

Donkey Bong · Nov 1, 2008

orochijes said:
Honkey = white

Grinch = green

???

lawlz yeah wtf

and red kong i think should be Kommie Kong

DFEAR · Nov 1, 2008

i would perfer names that roll'd off my tongue easier than funny names but if we can manage both i would say ****ing awesome!

my votes goto
red- Bloody Kong (easy to the ears)
blue- Grape Kong (dunno it seems to fit o-o)
green- Moldy Kong (rolls off my tongue easy)
normal- Donkey Kong
white- Yeti Kong
black- MLK (for sure)

FAAAAAALLLCON _PAAAAAAUUUNCH! · Nov 2, 2008

I second Kommie Kong for red, and white isnt "yetti" or "honkey" kong, both are abominable names, The Great White Ape is the only way.

Minwu · Nov 2, 2008

FAAAAAALLLCON _PAAAAAAUUUNCH! said:
The Great White Ape is the only way.

More like George of the Jungle!

Ragnar0k · Nov 3, 2008

Beast is an amazing name for the blue DK. Why didn't I think of that earlier. We really should think of Marvel related names for all the colors. That would be really cool. Maybe we could incorporate Sabretooth and Apocalypse.

ph00tbag · Nov 3, 2008

Ragnar0k said:
Beast is an amazing name for the blue DK. Why didn't I think of that earlier. We really should think of Marvel related names for all the colors. That would be really cool. Maybe we could incorporate Sabretooth and Apocalypse.

But what about Martin Luther Kong Jr.?

On a tangential note, a Martin Luther King Jr. superhero comic would be the bee's knees.

Donkey Bong · Nov 3, 2008

if you're offended by Honky Kong, please...
feel free to grow a pair.

;D

Ragnar0k · Nov 3, 2008

Donkey Bong said:
if you're offended by Honky Kong, please...
feel free to grow a pair.

;D

I agree 100%. :laugh:

Skink · Nov 12, 2008

Jim Krong- Black DK

i1337 · Nov 12, 2008

i expected something to do with obama, lol

Uffe · Nov 12, 2008

I have Donkey Kong, Bloody Kong, Moldy Kong and Yeti Kong. I think the black color can have a better name, though Martin Luther Kong Jr. sounds pretty funny.

Sharky · Nov 13, 2008

Mario_and_Sonic_Guy said:
White Donkey Kong reminds me of...

Eddie the Mean Old Yeti.

when I first saw the white DK, this is EXACTLY what I thought of XDDD

nightwing2024 · Nov 13, 2008

My names for the Kong Kolors

Brown - DK

White - Honky Kong

Red - Murder Kong, stained red from the blood of his foes.

Black - Used to be Negro Kong, now being changed to MLKong Jr.

Blue - Hank Pym, the Beast

Green - Grassroots Kong

AOB · Nov 13, 2008

I like Darkie Kong for black.

WoodyWiggins · Nov 13, 2008

Black = Shadow Kong
Red = Bloody Kong; It makes him sound Brutal
Green = Leafy Kong or Martian Kong
Blue = Beast Kong
White = Yeti Kong, I'm so used to calling him that

Since I LOVE MARVEL SO MUCH:

Black = Venom Kong
Red = Devil Kong
Green = Gamma Kong
Blue = Fantastic Kong
White = Stanlee Kong

Juggernaut for Red is Epic though.

Mith_ · Nov 13, 2008

Black = Martin Luther Kong
Red = Juggernaut
Green = Hulk
Blue = Beast
White = Honky Kong

Ambient_Horizon · Nov 13, 2008

Veggi said:
Not bad either.

This made me ROFL in the middle of my class. My teacher is NOT happy right now but I am :laugh:

F~Air · Nov 22, 2008

Cherry Kong?
I don't know it just makes sense.
MLK for black FTW
For the blue.... Gogurt kong?

Veggi · Nov 22, 2008

Ambient_Horizon said:
This made me ROFL in the middle of my class. My teacher is NOT happy right now but I am

lol how were you watching it and what were the reactions?

Vermy · Nov 22, 2008

Black: Martin Luther Kong. It brings the lulz.
Red: Juggernaut/Chuck Norris Kong
Green: Moss Kong/Hulky Kong
White: Yeti Kong/Honky Kong
Blue: Mr. Kongtastic

.CMW. · Nov 22, 2008

Brown - The Thing
White - Joker
Green - The Incredible Hulk
Blue - Beast
Red - The Juggernaut
Black - Venom

I think this is what the Marvel based names should be. Don't ask about Joker...There are almost no white Marvel characters and A. The joker is the f*cking man, B. WHY SO SERIOUS?

.CMW.

orochijes · Nov 29, 2008

.CMW. said:
Brown - The Thing
White - Joker
Green - The Incredible Hulk
Blue - Beast
Red - The Juggernaut
Black - Venom

I think this is what the Marvel based names should be. Don't ask about Joker...There are almost no white Marvel characters and A. The joker is the f*cking man, B. WHY SO SERIOUS?

.CMW.

Is silver surfer white enough, or is he too silver?
(And yes, Joker is the man)

highandmightyjoe · Dec 10, 2008

I always call green Dookie Kong.
Martin Luther Kong with black power fist is win.
Juggernaut and Honkey Kong seem pretty pretty much agreed on.
Blue Kong is the patriot and his fist is the will of the people.

Donkey Bong · Dec 11, 2008

lawlz Amerikong

YoshiKongBarkley3000 · Dec 16, 2008

.CMW. said:
Brown - The Thing
White - Joker
Green - The Incredible Hulk
Blue - Beast
Red - The Juggernaut
Black - Venom

I think this is what the Marvel based names should be. Don't ask about Joker...There are almost no white Marvel characters and A. The joker is the f*cking man, B. WHY SO SERIOUS?

.CMW.

LOL good names especially the joker

"Let's Put A Smile On That Face"

Donkey Bong · Dec 17, 2008

and the black DK can be the Dark Knight
:chuckle:

Joker: "why so serious DK?"
DK: dtaunt??????

YoshiKongBarkley3000 · Dec 17, 2008

Donkey Bong said:
and the black DK can be the Dark Knight

Joker: "why so serious DK?"
DK: dtaunt??????

good point LOL

DK:utaunt

Flamingo · Dec 17, 2008

omg all of those colors fit! haha. except joker.. >.< but i cant think of anything else white that's a superhero... yeti does fine! haha

Ragnar0k · Dec 17, 2008

From now on the White DK is colossus! That's perfect!!!!!!!!!!!

i1337 · Dec 17, 2008

white: John McKong

lol i phail ._.

CELTiiC · Dec 17, 2008

i1337 said:
white: John McKong

lol i phail ._.

I lol'd at that. I like Juggernaut for Red Kong lolz.

chaos11011 · Dec 17, 2008

Green donkey kong should be money kong

Donkey Bong · Dec 17, 2008

i1337 said:
white: John McKong

lol i phail ._.

haha hard to think of anything whiter than that.

Ripple · Dec 17, 2008

Donkey Bong said:
haha hard to think of anything whiter than that.

Donkey KKKong

this is probably so funny its wrong

Yeti Kong, Moldy Kong, and now....

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