Would You Rather?

[jigglyppuff8]

Stay my own gender. Guys rock! And feminism should shut up.

Nico Nico Douga

or

Gaia Online?

 

[MaxfireXSA]

I never heard of both of these, so neither.

Be a rockstar?

Or

Be the DJ?

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

ROCKSTAR!!11!!

Would you rather shave off your eyebrows

or

eat 10 slices of extremely moldy cheese?

 

[jigglyppuff8]

My eyebrows grow quickly anyway, sir.

Spaghetti

or

A big pizza pie?

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Spaghetti please.

Wear a top hat and monocle

or

overly large sunglasses and a tye-dye shirt?

 

[MrLuigiman]

Top Hat and monocle all the way!!!!!

would you rather have a farting dog strapped to your face all day long

or

would you rather lick the same dogs butt 550 times?

 

[Iron Thorn]

Well, if I strapped a dog to my face at least I could post it on the internet and become the next big meme.

Encyclopedia Dramatic or Stuff White People Like?

 

[MrLuigiman]

Uhhhhhh....................... Stuff white people like, Idk

Eat poop or watch 2 girls 1cup every time you use an electric device.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

You...you sir are sick.... I guess I'll go with the second one though. Eating poop is just...ugh...at least I can somewhat watch it.

Would you rather do infinity push ups

or

eat your weight in processed lard?

 

[MaxfireXSA]

Infinity push-ups, would I mind?

Be nice to the teachers?

Or

Be rude to the teachers?

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Because kiss-uppery gets you everywhere .

Enemy Controller

or

Shiny Pidgey?

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Enemy controller.

Would you rather be strong and stupid

or

smart and weak?

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Probably smart and weak.

Would you rather take piano or guitar lessons?

 

[jigglyppuff8]

The piano is the most graceful of all instruments.

batteries

or

AC power?

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Batteries, the kind on Priuses. AC ruins electronics.

Drive a Prius
or
an AC-powered hummer

 

[MrLuigiman]

Prius....

Drink 10 glasses of mayonnaise through a straw

or

French Kiss a pile of manure?

 

[PrepareYourself]

Mayo.

Echhhh at second...

Ban Meta or handicap Falcon (to his advantage)?

 

[Mini Mic]

Handicap Falcon.

Would you rather:

Jump of a cliff or be pushed?

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Jump.

Be pushed off a 2 story building
or
Jump off Niagara Falls? (both have a chance of survival)

 

[Meadow]

Be pushed off of a two story building.

Step dance

or

Tap dance?

 

[airsmasher]

Step dance.

Eat a pile of manure

or

Watch either High School Musical or Camp Rock 100 times in a row?

 

[Jboy313]

eat ,manure.
some guy did that on Jack @$$ for money
and High School Musical is really gay..

..anal probe through ur whole body

or

jump in acid.

(dying for both)

 

[zrky]

jump in acid
it's quick and you don't feel violated

would you rather:
be swarmed by a frenzy of sharks, who will eat you in an instant
or
be stung by a swarm of box jellyfish
(you can die either way)

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Sharks, way cooler when they say it on the news.

Be swarmed by Sega fanboys
or
giant red ants a la Indiana Jones.

 

[Jonkku]

Sega fanboys, they can't tell me from them, so I'm safe.


Anakin Skywalker
Or
Darth Vader?

Spoiler

Not really a "Would you rather" question but w/e >.>

 

[Sonic on the Rocks]

Anakin.

Roundhouse Kick
or
Falcon Punch?

 

[1048576]

Depends, experience or perform.

Would you rather have your toilet at the head of your bed or 100 yards away from it.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

100 yards away.

Eat crepes
or
Drink Falcon Punch

 

[A1lion835]

Falcon Punch.

Suffer an A1liondox or a Kinzerdox?

 

[jigglyppuff8]

A1liondox although Karpadox and Xace-adox PWN both.

Crunchy

or

Puffy Cheetos?

 

[Ominous]

Puffy Cheetos

 

[A1lion835]

Puffy.

get falcon punched or *****?

Spoiler

seriously, I mean real life for ****

Edit: whatever, since you didn't post anything...

 

[F1r3w0lf]

I'm guessing you don't mean a real live falcon punch, so in that case, punch away.

eat a camera phone
or
peanut butter-flavored gatorade

 

[jigglyppuff8]

I'll take the gatorade. Can I have some Jelly with it?

Forum Games

or

/b/

 

[A1lion835]

Forum Games.

Marry Peach or Zelda?

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Zelda, so long as Sheik's not involved.

Star in a comedy
or
action movie

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Probably comedy.

THIS IS YOUR LEFT

or

THIS IS YOUR RIGHT

 

[Tom]

I'll take the gatorade. Can I have some Jelly with it?

Forum Games

or

/b/

Oh, please. The three letter word for me is 'cop.' There is a different three letter word for a /b/ mod. Don't let me catch you comparing me to them ever again. (what a sentence... me you me to them)

Probably comedy.

THIS IS YOUR LEFT

or

THIS IS YOUR RIGHT

IT DOESNT MATTER. EITHER WAY IM GOING TO DIE.


Deadpool

or

Wolverine

 

[Evil Eye]

For sex? Deadpool.

Fight? Wolverine.





Fight Superman




or





Fight the Silver Surfer

 

[Tom]

Rather fight Superman. He would let me live if I surrendered.


Eat a Styrofoam 2x4


or


Drink a 12 oz. bottle of saltwater from the ocean