Would You Rather?

[Tacel]

Volcano. It'll be like a video game or movie.

Would you rather have no friends or one friend named Wilson who is a beachball and gets lost?

 

[Jonkku]

No friends, that way I won't feel lonely after losing my only friend.

Would you rather be a beachball named Wilson, or have a beachball named Wilson be your only friend?

 

[Aristotle13]

I'd rather have a beach ball named Wilson be my only friend. I don't like being thrown around.

Would you rather listen to Incubus all day or find ten dollars on the ground?

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Ten Dollars. Rich Boy jpp8 is Frugal. :V

Sweet headphones
or
Tricked out surround sound system?

 

[Jonkku]

Headphones.. Being on a computer without wearing any makes me feel awkward.

Would you rather pick dark chocolate or white chocolate?

 

[Tacel]

White chocolate. Not that I have anything wrong with dark chocolate! It's fine... really...

Would you rather have your life's work destroyed or you life's work be worth nothing?

 

[ranmaru]

Be worth nothing. :3

Would you rather be a boy or girl

 

[xxFrohawkxx]

boy Periods suck, commas rule!

would you rather be a Mega Man or a Super MAn?

 

[Jonkku]

Superman.. Invulnerability + flight + a lot of other junk is better than an arm that can shoot pellets.

Would you rather be deaf, mute or blind?

 

[Mista S]

Mute. That way, you won't say something stupid at a bad moment.

Would you rather be ruler of the world and be assassinated or never own more than the clothes on your back?

 

[Jonkku]

The latter, if I get to assassinate the former.

Would you rather be Spiderman or Batman?

 

[#HBC | Dark Horse]

Batman, awesome gadgets.

Would you rather Listen to justin beiber or read twilight?

 

[UberMario]

Twilight.

Would you rather kiss a fur coat or play football with a dozen oxen?

 

[The Cutting Edge]

Football with a dozen oxen. Would be painful but fun.

Would you rather have super strength or immortality?

 

[Jonkku]

Immortality obviously. I'd have eternity to excercise and become as strong as humanly possible.
Besides, not being able to die > being able to destroy things. I'd be the only one who could stop someone with super strenght and I'd be unstoppable myself.


Would you rather be omniscient or omnipotent (both within humane limits)?

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

Witin Humane limits, omniscient. Knowing everything, well, a lot would enrich my experience. Being omnipotent would certainly make me face plenty of speculation from others, and wouldn't know exactly how to respond to each one of them.

Would you rather travel around the world:
Alone in an old fashion plane?
Or
With a friend in a small boat?

 

[UberMario]

Alone in an old fashion plane, it'd go by faster.

Would you rather stare at a creepy chair or be stared at by a creepy Totodile?

 

[tko112]

be stared at by a creepy Totodile, at least I can catch it

Would you rather get shot or stabbed?

 

[JOE!]

shot, it's over quicker.

would you rather age only from the head up, or from the neck down?

 

[Jonkku]

Neck down, that way my brain would be ageless and I couldn't die of old age. I'd just need to keep the body alive long enough for someone to invent a working alternative for blood circulation and lungs.

Would you rather have your *** kicked by Superman or be Aquaman?

 

[Jim Morrison]

Aquaman because he's weak and superman is a real ****.

Would you rather wake up at 5 AM or 5 PM?

 

[metalreflectslime]

Wake up at 5 AM.

Would you rather catch your parents having sexual intercourse or get caught by your parents having sexual intercourse?

 

[Rychu]

Get caught, cuz hey, im having Sexual Intercorse
Would you rather:
Get Kicked in the nuts(or if your a girl, punched in the boob) 99 times
or
have to sit through 9 hours of Dane Cooke Stand-Up

 

[UberMario]

Dane Cooke.

Would you rather be caught in a hailstorm of beef chunks or a whirlpool made of chocolate pudding?

 

[BluePSI]

hailstorm of beef chunks, at least I could find shelter
would you rather hit a lamp with your hand or love someone in the face

 

[Hiei 1]

lamp

would you rather:

have a butt full of worms
or
a mouth full of ticks

 

[Jonkku]

The former.. But only if they're those kind of worms that Fry got in that one Futurama episode that made him a superhuman.

Would you rather die now or never?

 

[StinkomanFan]

Now, Eternity is a long time

Would you rather be in Silent Hill or that mansion from Resident Evil?

 

[smashfan666]

Silent Hill, luckily i fill a satchel with holy water.

would you rather let's play I Wanna Be the Guy or spend a day with Justin Bieber?

 

[JOE!]

Day with beiber, that way I can shave his head.

Would you rather be sexually attracted to a horrendously ugly person, and have no idea why, or have a horrendously ugly person be sexually attracted to you?

 

[UberMario]

I suppose the former, because it's easier to hide a thought IF you find hanging out with them embarrasing.

Would you rather fall in love with a girl that is moving FAR away [as in the "12+ hours of driving" kind of far] within a year of you two meeting, or a girl that does not love you back, but lives down the street?

*assumes next poster is male*