Would You Rather?

[F1r3w0lf]

Saltwater is delicious.

Die floating on a raft in the ocean
or
wandering the desert

 

[The Fail Tracer]

I like the ocean better than the desert, so floating on a raft it is.

K.K. Slider or Scatman?

 

[A1lion835]

KK slider.

Have a weird desktop

or

have a screwed-up window displaying smashboards (my situation)

 

[marthmaster59]

Have a wierd desktop

would you rather watch spongebob or be a designated driver

 

[SirSpamAlot]

watch spongebob.. >_> rather waste 30 minutes than 4 hours

live the rest of your life while scatmanjohn is singing in your mind
or
live the rest of your life while scatmanjohn is dancing in corner of your eyes

 

[A1lion835]

Dancing.

Eat cake or pie?

 

[F1r3w0lf]

cake. (wow no YTP references. I'm surprised.)

Only speak using words found in CD-i games
or
Only play CD-i games

 

[A1lion835]

First.

Only speak in swear words or only be able to say "select parts of the body" (the ones that get censored).

 

[SirSpamAlot]

**** only ****ing speaking in mutherucking swear ***** words

would you rather have a sharp intense pains on your fingers for life
or not have any fingers at all

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

The second one.

Would you rather be morbidly and deathly obese

or

starving?

 

[SirSpamAlot]

starving cuz i have alot of food in the fridge

you would rather only drink your own urine ( only drink you drink FOREVER_)
or
rather smell like urine FOREVER

 

[A1lion835]

Smell. Believe me, I can't smell a thing.

Inserted in the vending machine or becoming a soda?

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Inserted in the vending machine.

Mute City or Fire Field?

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Mute City.

Fear Before

or

Trophy Scars?

 

[A1lion835]

Fear before.

Lose a sibling or a parent?

 

[LooksLikePit]

sibling because I don't like them

would you rather kill kill a homeless person with a chainsaw while they scream for mercy or go back in time and stab baby hitler?

 

[A1lion835]

Stab hitler.

Date me or date Kinzer (for guys: Iron Thorn or Iron Thorn's sister?)

 

[mimic_king]

Who's Iron Thorn? I need to know that before I can post an answer.

 

[A1lion835]

Iron thorn started the "Ask a stupid smash bros question, get a stupid smash bros answer!" thread (forum games). You can find out more about her if you go there.

My previous would you rather still stands.

By the way, I have no idea if she has a sister.

 

[mimic_king]

Well I don't know what she looks like, so it doesn't matter. I'll go with Iron Thorn's sister, if she has one.

I've got a dirty one. They make people think the most.

Get a burning wooden plank shoved up your ***

or

Sleep with Cher for a week.

Things to consider: Getting a plank shoved up your *** hurts, and can physically scar you for life. Cher only lasts a week, and it can traumatize you, but not for life.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Cher, I'll just drink lots of mountain dew and stay awake for the week.

Eat a ham for Thanksgiving
or
Play Super Mario RPG forever.

 

[A1lion835]

Super Mario.

Post in here or wish corrupter?

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Wish Corrupter, it's been here longer. Go back long enough and you may see some of my posts.

Turducken

or

Turkey?

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Turkey.

Good Day Sunshine

or

Rock Around the Clock?

 

[mimic_king]

good day sunshine

For guys:

Pamela Anderson or Jessica Alba?

For girls:

Zach Efron or that Edward guy from Twilight?

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Jessica Alba.

Audioslave

or

Sound Garden?

 

[MarthBeast]

audioslave


guitar hero on tour
or
guitar hero on tour decades

 

[A1lion835]

Decades.

Smashboards or Allisbrawl?

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Smashboards. Why did you even bother asking?

Brawl

OR

Street Fighter 3.

 

[A1lion835]

Brawl. Why did you bother?
You'd better say Melee.
Melee or Brawl?

 

[mimic_king]

Melee. Why did you bother?

See Rosie O'Donnell in a birthday suit or get shot with a paintball gun 5 times in a row

 

[A1lion835]

Paintball gun.

Press control a and look at my last post or live in the dark?

 

[mimic_king]

First choice. Melee is the best.

slow and painful death or fast and painless death?

 

[F1r3w0lf]

fast and painless.

E. Coli
or
Gangrene?

 

[mimic_king]

gangrene. I hate diarrhea.

Leukemia or small pox

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

Small pox. At least there's a cure for that.

Gears of War

or

Halo?

 

[A1lion835]

Gears of war.

Warcraft or Runescape?

 

[MarthBeast]

Runescape

Guitar hero
or
Rockband

 

[F1r3w0lf]

Guitar Hero

Guitar Hero
or
Super Crazy Guitar Master Deluxe 3

 

[A1lion835]

Do I have to say?

Date me or F1r3w0lf (for guys, Iron Thorn or some random girl in your school)?