slartibartfast42
Smash Lord
Ok, so I was at this party, and there was this guy who heard that I was good at smash and thought that he could beat me. He kept talking trash, and I'd just reply, "you shouldn't be talking like that when you don't know what you're getting yourself into" So, then we sit down to play...
Me: Who do you think is the worst character?
Him: A toss up between jigglypuff and pichu, but I'd have to say jigglypuff...
Me: *picks jigglypuff and 4-stocks him*
Him: WTF? that's so cheap when you jump off the stage after me so I can't get back on! That's not how you're supposed to play the game!
me: *goes through some menus, plays the "how to play" video, and points out how it specifically tells you to go out and intercept recovering opponents*
him: I'll have to start doing that. I never watched the how to play video because I knew how to play from smash 64
Then later on, someone gets out brawl.
him: WTF? why were we playing melee when the host owns brawl? I thought he didn't own it and that's why we didn't play it. Now I can beat you since I'm actually used to/good at this game.
me: *sigh* I really like melee more, but whatever. *5-stocks him with dedede*
him: chaingrabbing is cheap
me: *5-stocks him with snake*
well, he finally admitted that I was a better player after that. And said it was all because I don't have a life. Then he goes on to guitar hero and turns out to be the best person there. No life XD.
Me: Who do you think is the worst character?
Him: A toss up between jigglypuff and pichu, but I'd have to say jigglypuff...
Me: *picks jigglypuff and 4-stocks him*
Him: WTF? that's so cheap when you jump off the stage after me so I can't get back on! That's not how you're supposed to play the game!
me: *goes through some menus, plays the "how to play" video, and points out how it specifically tells you to go out and intercept recovering opponents*
him: I'll have to start doing that. I never watched the how to play video because I knew how to play from smash 64
Then later on, someone gets out brawl.
him: WTF? why were we playing melee when the host owns brawl? I thought he didn't own it and that's why we didn't play it. Now I can beat you since I'm actually used to/good at this game.
me: *sigh* I really like melee more, but whatever. *5-stocks him with dedede*
him: chaingrabbing is cheap
me: *5-stocks him with snake*
well, he finally admitted that I was a better player after that. And said it was all because I don't have a life. Then he goes on to guitar hero and turns out to be the best person there. No life XD.