Worst John you've ever heard?

[Ojanya]

"The bug was on the screen"

-My favorite.

 

[FIISHHER]

i never really hear much johns, but i got one.
me and my friends were stoned so this might make sme sense
"the hermit crab was starring at me"

 

[Neverender]

"I have an itch on my finger."

 

[Luigithemobster]

One of my friends said this a couple of weeks back, "The noise of the controllers is mesing me up."

 

[Anth0ny]

"I tried listening to music this match, never did it before. Now I know I shouldn't listen to music during matches"

facepalm.jpg

 

[Tee ay eye]

"I just had Dr. Pepper"

 

[strangely mundane]

There's a thread about this already..........

 

[momochuu]

"I let her hit me"...lol

 

[Vts]

i don't try even when money is on the line

 

[Neverender]

i don't try even when money is on the line

Rofl! Wtf..

 

[Cinder]

"I let her hit me"...lol

O_O KARINA!!! *glomp*

Anyway *cough* worst John I've heard...I haven't heard any, really...closest thing I've heard to a John is blaming my Sheik...but hey, it's Sheik...

 

[Liovidal007]

if it wasnt for your explosives you wouldnt win as much.

This was directed to a snake player btw...

 

[Zodiac]

"Edge hogging has no honor"

 

[JrdnS]

"Edge hogging has no honor"

i dont know how many times ive heard this from people that dont play competitively.

 

[unknown522]

-falcon is gay
-pichu is gay
-roy is gay
-my feet will hurt when I am playing brawl
-mario is gay
-I wasn't looking at the screen the whole match

- http://smashboards.com/showthread.php?t=193994

^ first post

 

[Aesir]

"I let her hit me"...lol

LOL.

Anyway, this was pretty funny.

"If you weren't hoping around and edge guarding me like a ***got I would have won."

Then I went to edge hog him and he was like "Don't do that, thats gay!"

I lol when ever I play him.

 

[momochuu]

-falcon is gay
-pichu is gay
-roy is gay
-my feet will hurt when I am playing brawl
-mario is gay
-I wasn't looking at the screen the whole match

Sorry for spam, but I love that sig. XD

 

[HylianBoy]

"Ha, I was just warming up." & "I wasn't paying any attention." (despit being in a tournament)

 

[game set]

"it's not even fair you just keep hitting me" -my brother
"don't get hit" -me in response

after that he started to get good

 

[~ Gheb ~]

"You just won because you Wavedash. I don't Wavedash because it's cheap"

 

[1048576]

"Pichu counters the top tier" - someone who thought his Falco was good just because he knew all the ATs

 

[LSDX]

"I lost my second jump..."

 

[.Marik]

*I beat them*

"Oh, of course I knew what you were gonna do, I was going easy on you though"

Me: "Okay, fine, go hard then"

*They do, and I **** them again*

"Oh, your cheap, I don't want to play anymore, and also, I was going easy because I'm bored!"

..........................

*Facepalm* -_-

 

[Red the Ghost]

I was talking about johns with a few people the other day. The stupidest one we could come up with was "I'm not used to version 1.2" xD

 

[RaynEX]

Sorry for spam, but I love that sig. XD

****it I have the Boom. He has the sonic.

 

[MikeHaggarTHAKJB]

"but i cant do anything! if you hit me once you just keep hitting me before i can do anything, just because fox is so fast"

 

[Aznpkilla]

"Edge hogging has no honor"

My friend ALWAYS uses this john. Makes me hurt inside.

 

[HT F8]

"I lost my second jump..."

AHAHAHAHA.

Me and my crewmate FIHI alwaaaaaaayssss use this in friendlies. XD

 

[Da Shuffla]

"Every tactic you know is borrowed, none of this is from you."
"Fox's shine is a cheap move they invented to annoy Falco users."
"Well, I have a life."

 

[FALCOMIST]

"Its SilentSpectre... What do u expect"

 

[Irow]

"You're lucky I suck."

And lawlz at the SS john.

 

[CaptHappyFace]

"Well, I have a life."

XD This one made me crack up laughing.

 

[KirbyKaze]

"You were naked! It was distracting!"

 

[Luigithemobster]

"Bowser's better than peach, haven't you played the mario games?" -my brother(I four stocked him with bowser and he was peach lol)

 

[Keyy]

"Well, I have a life."

haha this one is almost a valid one

 

[missedwithtruestrike]

my one friend (also happens to beleive melee's a button basher) said i only won becasue i was "spamming marth's sword" ......um, yea.

 

[Joe_Sumo]

i got this friend who always blames bad programming lol

 

[SaiXander]

"AH YOU'RE JUST CHEAP!"

--The same action done by the victim who uttered these same words is undoubtedly just mad skill.

Also, said action was the Usmash that pretty much kills anyone above 75%.

 

[Skrlx]

"meh you're not better than isai anyways"


lol. people need to stop using his name as a john.

OH AND THIS IS A EPIC ONE from my little sister
"you do something to the game so that you win"

rofl

 

[Zinc Elemental]

"You were naked! It was distracting!"

I really don't want to know the story behind this one...
...on the hand, I can't not ask...