Wish Corruptor

[nin10do]

Granted, but the prince mistakes you for Rapunzel and pulls on your hair until your scalp falls off.

EDIT: Whatever 3.14 said

 

[3.14159]

Granted, but it gets stuck under a tire and causes you much pain.

I wish for evil people to die a horrible flaming death.

 

[nin10do]

Granted but you suddenly die a horrible flaming death.

I wish I didn't have to read 2 books over the summer for school.

 

[Cyris_P]

Well too ****ing bad!

I wish I followed the rules of this game.

 

[falcoX]

granted, but you always get attacked by random hobos.

I wish there was world peace

 

[nin10do]

Granted, but everyone turns into a hippie and planet Earth becomes a giant disco ball.

I wish homework didn't exist.

 

[dr.d]

granted but you get test everyday from now i on

I wish that i win the play n trade tournament today.

 

[falcoX]

granted, but they refuse to give u the prize u earned

I wish i was the greatest basketball player forevrer,

 

[nin10do]

Granted, but no one likes basketball anymore and you'll be the only player left.

I wish I didn't have to read 40 pages of "Johnny Tremain" each day until the end of summer vacation.

 

[3.14159]

Granted, now you must read 150 pages of "Moby ****"

I wish I hadn't died a horrible flaming death.

 

[falcoX]

granted, u died by eating to much lobster.

I wish there were no vegetarians

 

[Zook]

Granted, but then all of earth's animal life dies.

I wish the person who answers this talks in online chat-room language.

 

[3.14159]

granted, but the chat room is an online formal debate hall of principle and institution.

I wish for a voluptuous pachyderm with the equivocable palindromism of an infinite repetitive sequence device, class beta.

 

[Zook]

Granted but.... urm... you... uh... implode.

I wish Crazy Frog would be put in a steel cage match with a chainchomp, giga bowser, Peety Pirana, and Doopliss.

 

[falcoX]

granted but nothing happens, and he just annoys u more

I wish 3.14159 would stop talking about pi

 

[Zook]

Granted. Now he uses pi in numbers.

I wish Crazy Frog would seize to exist. Permenently.

 

[KernelColonel]

Granted, but he has 11 offspring that will avenge his death.

I wish I could blow up balloons with a single wink of my eye.

 

[Resting_Fox]

Granted, but the ballon IS your eye. [little imagery for ya there]

I wish my girlfriend would put her lipstick on my pants, so i could show the marks to my other girlfriend later on.

 

[PokeRoyale]

granted but they leaved a stain for everyone to see...your friends, teachers, family, fututre girlfirends....


i wish that true love could find me

 

[Punisher 2002]

Wish granted but your love dies two days later.

I wish for something that can't be corrupted and can protect me at all times.

 

[Zook]

Granted. Nothing happens.

I wish Crazy Frog's sales on his CD and cellphone ring would collapse and was forced to become a hobo and in his hunger was forced to eat his own testicles so he could not give birth any other Crazy Frogs and later on in his pathetic life was devoured visciously by Peety Pirana and died and later rotted in Peety and we found out that god can not exist because he would never let somthing so horable walk the Earth and we found out that crazy frog was preparing to ressurect Atila the Hun by singing his 'Bleepbleebleeeboingdededebee'-obnoxious song.

 

[Foxy and her box]

granted but crazy frog's unknown twin brother takes over for him and comes up with a even more obnoxious song

i wish the bananas would stop stalking me

 

[True_Link_Master]

granted,but as soon as they stop talking they start ATTACKING!!!!


I wish that i had a glass of chocolate milk

 

[3.14159]

Granted, if by chocolate you meant diarrhea.

I wish I knew.

 

[Coen]

Granted, but you forgot what you wanted to know.

I wish Pikachu was a rat.

 

[3.14159]

Granted, but it bites you and gives you rabies.

I wish I didn't know.

 

[TheRedneck]

Ungranted!


I wish I could stop time whenever I wanted.

 

[3.14159]

Granted, but time also stops whenever you don't want it to.

I wish I knew that I knew.

 

[falcoX]

Granted, but the things u know are so shocking, u kill yourself.

I wish I had a life

 

[nin10do]

Granted, but everyone runs away from you.

I wish the next poster will die.

 

[PokeRoyale]

granted but....awww motherf-*BEEP*

i wish i had a fountain of hawaiian punch!!!!

 

[3.14159]

Granted, but the fountain just spurts that commercial figure, who punches you.

I wish i didn't know the things I knew I never knew that I knowed knowingly.

 

[KernelColonel]

Granted, but your girlfriend dumps you.

I wish that Pi would shut up, and all people affiliated with him (except me and my family/friends) would die in a colossal explosion while on a space shuttle to Mars. No more confusing sentences with more than one use of the words "know" and/or "knew".

 

[nin10do]

{{Whoops Double Post Sorry}}

 

[nin10do]

Granted, but since 3.14159 doesn't exist anymore, numbers don't exist anymore, therefore the Big Bang II occurs and everyone gets torn into shreds.

I wish we could all just shut up about pi.

 

[RoyPikachuMario]

Granted, but now we're talking about you.

I wish nin10do would survive an earthquake.

 

[PokeRoyale]

granted but he survived the earthquake.....****


i wish s club 7 would reunite....

 

[KernelColonel]

Granted, but they kick out the black guy because of racial preferences. KKK sucks ***.

I wish that I had a burger from A&W, sans bugs or urine or disgusting stuff I know your thinking of to corrupt this wish.

 

[TheRedneck]

Granted but it had a high colesterol cound and you died of a heart atk.


I wish I had a rocket car.

 

[3.14159]

Granted, but it goes one way into a brick wall.

I wish KernelColonel was obsessed with ham sandwiches.