Wish Corruptor

[3.14159]

Granted, but it goes one way into a brick wall.

I wish KernelColonel was obsessed with ham sandwiches.

 

[3.14159]

Granted, but it goes one way into a brick wall.

I wish KernelColonel was obsessed with ham sandwiches.

 

[nin10do]

Granted, but he mistakes you for a pig and eats you (raw).

I wish I hadn't survived that earthquake.

 

[PokeRoyale]

granted but inside was an irresistable A&W heart attack burger....


i wish i spoke every lang

 

[3.14159]

Granted, but the only words you can say are "you are ugly and have a fat butt".

I wish I hadn't been eaten raw.

 

[Punisher 2002]

Granted, you are eaten cooked.

I wish I can open my birthday presents now!

 

[nin10do]

Granted, but you find out that your "presents" are empty.

I wish Nintendo would release more info on SSB3

 

[oxyborb]

You're wish has been granted, SSB3 will be controlled by a tilt-sensor and touch-screen.

I wish I could eat people, and lay eggs.

 

[falcoX]

granted, but u ate everyone you loved

i wish the hurricane was over

 

[SNTRL]

granted, but tornados are headed your way

I wish to be the absolute best

 

[falcoX]

Granted, but you are the best at something you hate

I wish I had a brain

 

[TheRedneck]

Granted but it was Miachel Jacksons and there are some bad things in there.



I wish I could get that image outa my head.

 

[3.14159]

Granted, but then one of stevie wonder gets into your head.

I wish I would not be eaten.

 

[PokeRoyale]

granted but u r drinken...drank....drunk???


i wish i would be physically flawless

 

[SNTRL]

granted, but you will become mentally insane

I wish i could move faster than the speed of light

 

[oxyborb]

granted, but you are transported to the land of brick walls

i wish i had goneria

 

[3.14159]

Granted, but since you spelled it wrong you can have diarrhea instead.

I wish for cheesy rice.

 

[Vir_Iratus]

Granted, but you didn't wish it for yourself, so I got it instead. Mmmmm... cheesy rice...

I wish I had some steak sauce to go with the rice.

 

[PokeRoyale]

granted, but steaksauce and cheese and rice make for a lethal combination....literally....you're dead......

i wish i was a teen titan

 

[Vir_Iratus]

Granted, but your power is the ability to annoy... so none of the other teen titans like you, and you end up getting kicked out and they tell you that there is no god for an annoying teen titan and you reflect on your life in despondency and finally electocute yourself by sticking your head in a light socket and then some birds pick your body clean and everyone thinks you're a wind chime.

I wish people would stop corrupting wishes by ending it with the uncreative "You're dead" or something to that effect because its so !@#$@!#'n annoying OMG it PAWNZORS joo 50uL111shift+one1

 

[PokeRoyale]

granted but unfortunately i have no control over that so it's not granted really is it?

i wish s club 7 would REALLY get back together and bring a new show called "S Club 7 in Retirement Home"

 

[spirit adept]

Whish granted, but your tv will break so you cannot watch it.

I wish Baten Kaitos was popular.

 

[falcoX]

Granted, but all copies are gone from the store.

I wish i knew what this rpg was about

 

[PokeRoyale]

granted but ur the only one who knows and can't play it without anyone else but no one else knows so you can't play it....


i wish that he would stop strumming my painwith his fingers

 

[falcoX]

granted, but something worse happened...

I wish i was a genius.

 

[PokeRoyale]

(ooo very creative)

granted but you become soooo obnoxiously smart that you drive everyone away, learning a life lesson in the oprocess, but still dying alone.

i wish he would stop singing my life with his words..

 

[oxyborb]

granted, but all the cows in the world die. Tis no more milk to drink!!!!

i wish i was a contradiction

 

[PokeRoyale]

granted but ur contradictive-ness scares away everyone...making you isolated and miserable.

i wish i could meet teen-singing-sensation Rihanna

 

[Resting_Fox]

Granted but she sticks a salami up your bum.

I wish i wasn't a horrible driver.

 

[PokeRoyale]

granted but u ain't gettin no car

i wish i could disguise my voice so i can pull off saying the word "bum"

 

[TheRedneck]

Granted but you also say "tickle my [BLEEP] mommy" every time you say bum.


I wish I could get that outa my head 2.

 

[3.14159]

Granted, but this time Stevie Wonder and Michael Jackson move in, and things get outta hand.

I wish I hadn't said that.

 

[falcoX]

Granted, you said something so bad, MJ and Stevie killed u.

I wish I was the king of switzerland

 

[Y_LiNk]

Granted, but you were assasinated as soon as you were crowned.

I wish i had a premium membership on smashboards.

 

[falcoX]

granted, but smash boards got really sucky after that.

I wish i hadnt eaten the whole thing

 

[spirit adept]

Wish granted, but you still get sick and your eyeballs fall out.

I wish my girlfriend's mom liked me.

 

[nfsjunkie91]

granted but she turns out to be a horrible mutant who kills ne1 she sleeps with, and you die

I wish i could catch a fish

 

[3.14159]

Granted, but the fish is evil and posesses your body.

I wish my computer would stop double posting.

 

[SNTRL]

granted, now you when u try to post you computer just....stops

I wish i could be a child prodigy

 

[falcoX]

granted, but no one would understand u

I wish there was something good on tv