Wish Corruptor

[PokeRoyale]

granted but the emergency broadcast system stays on for the entire 30 min. block....and after that all you can watch is Full House



I wish I could be the lead siger in a rock band

 

[keeeen]

Granted, but all your groupies are men, and all of your bandmates move off on their own and gain fame and fortune that dwarfs your own, while you quickly fade from everyone's memory.


I wish I knew Japanese.

 

[falcoX]

granted, but then ppl in japan start making fun of u, and u get mad, and they kill u with samurai swords.

I wish we had a good president

 

[3.14159]

Granted, but that president is good at enslaving all of humanity.

I wish I was that good president.

 

[keeeen]

Granted, but then the country goes through a revolution and you are ousted from power, being blamed for the corrupt government. You are sent into exile.

I wish I had super powers.

 

[PokeRoyale]

granted but u are then ousted by the people of the country, claiming you to be a freak, and they throw tomatoes at ur relatiives.


i wish i wish i had a fish.

 

[falcoX]

granted, but the fish killed everyone u loved, then u

I wosh that everything i said and did was right

 

[redblade]

Granted. You say you love yourself for coming up with that, but then actually do fall in love with yourself, see yourself in a pool's reflection, dive in after "yourself"... and drown.

I wish that the Democrats and Republicans could just respect each other's opinions while trying to peacefully debate over the issues.

 

[ac_anon]

granted but a third party enters ruing everything.

I wish I could find a picture of green samus for my avator

 

[redblade]

Granted. However, the site you found it on had other images that, put together, subliminally hipnotized you into a raving maniac bent on destruction. Plus a computer virus.

I wish that 4kids got what was coming to them (other than cash). (Whoever responds, please don't corrupt this too badly, if you know what I mean about them)

 

[3.14159]

Granted, but they also get $1 each as payment upon a family member's death.

I wish more people played the RPG here.

 

[ac_anon]

Granted but the board is swamped by questions about it and closes.

I wish i could hit pickpockets in the rpg

 

[redblade]

Granted. You just can't hit diviners (evil...), brawlers... for crying out loud, you can't hit anyone else!
and your computer gets spyware-infected.

I wish... that humans weren't so fragile.

 

[ac_anon]

Granted but now all the doctors of the world are unemployed creating problems globally

I wish I could think of a better wish

 

[redblade]

Granted. The thinking effort, however, is too much, and your brain turns to mush.

I wish that nothing was impossible, and people stopped nagging about how things are as such.

 

[ac_anon]

Granted but the universe implodes because it interferes with my counter to people who say "everything is possible" my counter is "if everything was possible then it would be impossible to find something that was impossible therefore not everything can be possible"

I wish people would understand the previous statement

 

[redblade]

Granted. I gotcha. That's actually a good point. The world reads it, and bunches of people that can't understand... minds blow up (eww...), and the world is covered in brain juice stuff... then you slip on it and hit your head hard on the ground...
And a hammer falls on your foot

I wish people could make more complex answers with random stuff happening after the actual corruption.

 

[3.14159]

Granted, but it leads to posts like this. Then a bowl of macaroni is dumped upon your head by the queen of Norway, causing stampeding hobos to attack and crush you. Then your soul turns into a lead weight and goes to hell. Then I blast your soul with a mini nuke. Then I make the following wish:

I wish redblade was eternally tortured.

 

[PokeRoyale]

granted but we're just tickling him and forcing him to watch seventh heaven.....ohhh wait that is torchure!


i wish ihad a liposuction machine, for casual use!!!

 

[nin10do]

Granted, but the liposuction machine goes crazy and sucks all the organs and guts out of your body and you rot to death (and end up in hell watching 7th heaven with redblade)

I wish I could beat 3.14159 at an RPG battle

 

[redblade]

Granted. You beat him, and afterwards, you all get dragged down to where I am, while I get out the way you came in, forcing you all to take my place in eternal torture... And I throw in a TV that plays Barney and Teletubbies... and dubbed One Piece.

I wish pi hadn't gone that far...

 

[3.14159]

Granted, but then I spam flaming hate at you.

I wish nin10do would join my soon to be formed clan.

 

[keeeen]

Granted. He joins but then masterminds a plan in which the clan overthrows you be constantl sending impossible to hit PPs and Diviners at you, making it so you either have tons of escapes, losses, or are forever locked in battle, not able to do anything. Their justification is "You keep what you kill, and he can't kill ****!"

I wish that Gideon would've balanced the RPG at least within reason before he packed up his comp.

 

[ac_anon]

granted but now it so completely balanced all the classes are the same

I wish i had some ice-cream

 

[TheRedneck]

Granted you get some "chocolate" ice cream.



I wish public nudity was legal.

 

[3.14159]

Granted. He joins but then masterminds a plan in which the clan overthrows you be constantl sending impossible to hit PPs and Diviners at you, making it so you either have tons of escapes, losses, or are forever locked in battle, not able to do anything. Their justification is "You keep what you kill, and he can't kill ****!"

I wish that Gideon would've balanced the RPG at least within reason before he packed up his comp.

Uhh... I am a pickpocket.

Granted, but it's only legal for ugly people.

I wish pickpockets weren't so cheap.

 

[Resting_Fox]

Granted, but now they cost a fortune.

I wish tap water didn't smell/taste so funky.

 

[PokeRoyale]

granted, but now u just have no sense of taste or smell.

i wish i had heightened hearing nad smell

 

[Resting_Fox]

Granted, but you move to New Jersey.

I wish the fountain of youth would give take a good year-and-a-half off my decaying facial aesthetics.

 

[ac_anon]

granted but it puts 50 years on everything else

I wish i had the incredibles super powers.....

 

[3.14159]

Granted, but it adds a century and a half to the rest of you.

I wish the fountain of youth didn't exist.

 

[TheRedneck]

Granted there is now a fountain of sterility [no soldiers in the barracks if ya dont get it]


I wish that Futrama was still on the air.

 

[3.14159]

Granted, but now its a more family oriented show with no violence, swearing, or sexual content.

I wish TheRedneck played the RPG on this site.

 

[PokeRoyale]

granted but he beats the crap out of everyone, thus killing any desire for RPG

i wish i had no sinus problems

 

[Caos_Master]

Granted but now you cant see anything.

I wish I was ruler over eveything ever made.

 

[DARKsideofMARTH]

Granted, but it all breaks and now you are ruler over all things crap and crap-related.

I wish my neighborhood mafia could work out our differences and we would rule our streets again.

 

[3.14159]

Granted, but they work out their differences a little too well and merge into one semigay entity.

I wish I had oatmeal.

 

[oxyborb]

your wish has been granted, your house has been completely filled with oatmeal.

i wish that i had a new video game to play...

 

[TheRedneck]

Granted you get Gigli the game.


I wish I diddnt have spyware

 

[3.14159]

Granted, but now you don't have a computer either.

I wish I was happy.