Wish Corruptor

[3.14159]

Granted, but we band together to burn you!!

I wish that falcoX would never get a date. Wait... never mind. I wish falcoX's burns sucked like... but that's his personal story...

 

[TheRedneck]

Granted but he becomes your lover.


I wish my sexy 16 year old cousin could be my lover. [nothin wrong with it]

 

[PokeRoyale]

Granted but ur a freak and she and everyone else decides to abandon you.

I wish I could bring back the WB drama, "Jack and Bobby"

 

[TheRedneck]

Granted but bad writers make the show suck.


I wish that I was psychic.

 

[Resting_Fox]

granted but you can only read the minds of inafants.

I wish I could taste the sweet nectar from the nipples of Venus (i.e. the planet, not the mythical goddess).

 

[PokeRoyale]

granted but u get the mythical goddess, u slaps u in the face and curses ur love life forever....

i wish 50 cent made some good songs....

 

[3.14159]

Granted, but all of the songs involve doing very bad things to PokeRoyale

I wish I hadn't run out of completely random things to wish for and could use those random wishes to take over the known universe's pie supplies.

 

[TheRedneck]

Granted but you also recive one of my home videos.


I wish I had a endless steak.

 

[PokeRoyale]

granted but.....all that cholestorol!!!!


I wish I had the ability to attract any girl i wanted....

 

[GreekWonder]

Granted...but u now only have an earge for granies

I wish that I am the first one to get a PS3

 

[3.14159]

granted, but then the angry Nintendo fans on this site beat you up, torture you, then demolish the PS3 before your eyes.

I wish TheRedneck's home videos were a bit less... revealing.

 

[TheRedneck]

Granted my videos are now "Sweatin to Country and Rock and Rool clasics" with me dressed as Richard Simmons the gayest man in the world.


I wish Perfect Dark Zero would of been on GCN like it was intended to [I read it was ment for GCN].

 

[falcoX]

granted, but u suck at it

i wish time was on my side

 

[spirit adept]

wish granted, but with all that time, you have nothing to do with it

I wish I did not make this wish

 

[Resting_Fox]

Granted, I'll just....Oh wait, no mod powers, sorry.

I wish the mods wouldn't so flagrantly abuse their powers.

 

[falcoX]

granted, but u never become a mod

I wish i could get some satisfaction

 

[Resting_Fox]

Granted but you only get it from Mick Jagger, with peanut butter, and chives.

I wish Willy Wonka would publish my candy-apple-sauce. (who cares if it clogs up your esophagus)

 

[falcoX]

granted, but it clogged up yur esphogus.

I wish i was rich.

 

[KLSmash]

Granted but the Red Cross steals it all and gives it to the less fortunate of Hurricane Katrina

I wish I had 2 Packs of extra Toilet-Paper incase my current stock runs out.

 

[PokeRoyale]

granted but they ironically enough get flushed down the toilet.

i wish i had the ability to read minds.....

 

[falcoX]

granted but the things u learn scar u for life

I wish i was the luckiestperson in the world

 

[Resting_Fox]

Granted, but you take it too far and, thinking your luck will make you impervious to bullets, you commit suicide by cop while holding the Prime Minister of Cuba as a hostage.

I wsh I weren't such a eunuch.

 

[falcoX]

granted, but i dont know what a eunuch is, so i explode, killing u in the process

i wih someone liked me

 

[PokeRoyale]

granted...but that one person who likes you is GWB, and he makes you a part of the US Gov't! Does that sound corrupted? Welcome to the world of politics.......


I wish Arrested Development went on for the next six years!!

 

[3.14159]

Granted, but you spend those six years in a coma.

I wish my mental insanity wasn't so off-putting.

 

[KLSmash]

Granted, but because I don't care what off-putting is...it suddenly becomes off-putting the next day.

I wish I had a nickle for every time I woke up.

 

[falcoX]

granted, but u ate the nickels and became blind like peter in family guy

i wish there was a better president of the united states

 

[PokeRoyale]

granted, but then Bush becomes president of Argentina, sotrms into the US to take back his title, and ignites worldwarIII.

I wish i had the best fatfree food ever!

 

[falcoX]

granted, but since u never got fat, the wind blew u away

i wish i was a mod

 

[KLSmash]

granted but mic comes along and takes away your mod-ular powers

I wish I had a dime for every time someone in the world died

 

[dsi1]

Granted but you die.

I wish ailens land and are friendly.

 

[Hirsine]

Granted: the aliens do arrive, but they actually are humans trying to destroy the earth.

I wish for a coconut rum.

 

[falcoX]

granted, but you lost yur ID.

I wish that all the mean ppl would go away

 

[Dr. Sloth]

Granted, but you start being mean to yourself. xP

I wish 11th grade wasn't so difficult...

 

[falcoX]

granted, but 12th grade is

i wish that i could never get in trouble

 

[Dr. Sloth]

Granted, but amidst your success, your friends became jealous and start to plot against you.

I wish McDonalds cheeseburgers didn't have so much fat in them...

 

[KLSmash]

Granted, but they put rotten cheese and bad meat in the cheeseburgers.

I wish I eat pop-ups.

 

[Dr. Sloth]

Granted, but you accidentally eat your computer in the process.

I wish that the X-Box 360 would cost less than $300 when it's released this holiday season.

 

[TheRedneck]

Granted but a glitch in the hardware causes male sterility and poisons the land with raidoactive waves killing the entire human race.


I wish I had the new Zelda game

 

[Dr. Sloth]

Granted, but the beta version you recieve is not nearly as fun as the version that will come out next year... or, you know, whenever Nintendo decides to release it.

I wish I could get DSL, Cable, or any other internet connection besides dial-up where I live.