Wish Corruptor

[TheRedneck]

Granted but your account is deleted.


I wish I had a Cow to make steak out of. [MMMMMMMMMMMM steak]

 

[Vir_Iratus]

Granted, but it has mad cow disease all throughout its body...

I wish I had friends...

 

[Foxy and her box]

granted but they are imaginary

i wish i wasn't so bored

 

[Vir_Iratus]

Granted, but it involves semi communication with me... like these corrupted wishes...

I wish I could pursue something in life without it being stripped away with no chance of recovery...

 

[3.14159]

Granted. You may pursue wearing clothes, but nothing else.

I wish for things to happen twice.

 

[falcoX]

granted, but the things that happen twice are things you hate

I wish i had a billion dollars

 

[Vir_Iratus]

Granted, but the only thing you're allowed to spend it on is dentist appointments.

I wish I had an infinite supply of Pop Tarts.

 

[falcoX]

granted, but there the bad tasting poptarts

i wish i had a super hot girlfriend

 

[Vir_Iratus]

Granted, but she gets repulsed by you easily and dumps you for me...

I wish all those pop tarts I wished for didn't taste so bad...

 

[Foxy and her box]

granted but they are now poisoned

i wish i didn't have to go to sleep now v-v

 

[nin10do]

Granted, but now you must stay awake for the next 24 hours.

I wish I could gain weight. (I'm losing weight really fast)

 

[Vir_Iratus]

(I'd rather die from good tasting poison... YAY!!!)

Granted, but now you'll gain more than you could have ever wanted.

I wish it was 5 P.M. Already and I could start my weekend.

 

[Foxy and her box]

granted but ya have to do chores all weekend

i wish i didn't have so much dern deja vu and freak out my friends with it

 

[Vir_Iratus]

Granted, but now your friends are pumpkins with faces carved in them and knives sticking out of each one with a note that says "YOU!" on it.

I wish I could get a new pair of tennis shoes.

 

[Foxy and her box]

granted but they are defective and ya cant get a refund

i wish somebody would entertain me cleanly

 

[Vir_Iratus]

(What? It was a from a Jack Handey quote... very clean funny stuff...)

Granted, but now you're covered in mud.

I wish I had some Saturday Night Live to watch.

 

[Foxy and her box]

( ha! thats simple to solve i'll just go take another bath Xp)

granted but its a very crappity rerun

I wish my friends weren't pumpkins no more v-v

 

[Vir_Iratus]

(>.<)

Granted, but now your friends have been turned into Monarch Butterflies... and winter is comin' on soon...

I wish I could go to a Guster Concert.

 

[Foxy and her box]

( O-O nuuu)

granted but you get thrown out Xp

I wish my friends were back to being my not so normal normal friends

 

[Vir_Iratus]

( )

Granted, but now they don't remember who you are.

I wish I could afford to build a better computer.

 

[Foxy and her box]

( nuuu )

granted but you get mugged by chipmunks on your way to go buy the parts

I wish i wasn't homeschooled and went to school with my bf

 

[Vir_Iratus]

Granted, but your bf also forgot who you are... gotta start all over...

I wish I didn't have rabies...

 

[Foxy and her box]

granted now you have a some illness not even discovered yet

i wish my mom wasn't home so wouldn't have to get off the comp and get started on schoolwork v-v

 

[Vir_Iratus]

Granted, but now your mom is never coming back, and your comp magically turned into a block of iron.

I wish I could play golf on the moon.

 

[Heat X]

granted, but when you land on the moon, your rocket blows up, the golf course gets eroded away (for some strange reason) and your golf ball went flying up when you hit it, broke out of the moon's gravity, and hit the hubble telescope and is now coming towards you making a apocalypce on the moon killing you

i wish i could play golf on the moon without all the things that happended above /\ from happening

 

[Vir_Iratus]

Granted, but instead of all those things happening (since they already did) you're left there with a vengeful me... and I'm packin' heat...

I wish the ocean was made of cotton candy.

 

[falcoX]

granted but your mom tells you not to go in the ocean

I wish i was a genius

 

[Vir_Iratus]

(CRAP!!! )

Granted, but now you're like Stephen Hawking, disabled...

I wish I had a million nerds ropes.

 

[falcoX]

granted, but i came around and stole them all.

I wish i had my own theme music (like in family guy)

 

[Vir_Iratus]

Granted, but it suxxorz hardcore... the meow mix song beat it by a longshot in the charts.

I wish I owned all GREAT RPGs and their respecive systems/controllers/parts/tv/ability to see/ability to hear/ability to use... If I'm missing anything else, whatever... I'd die happy...

 

[falcoX]

granted, but your dog eats them before you can see/hear/use them...

I wish that the world would accept me for who i am

 

[Vir_Iratus]

Granted, but who you are is a victim of constant Tyranosaurus Rex attacks...

I wish that I never had a dog (or anything) that could have ruined my last wish...

 

[falcoX]

granted, but u just died

i wish that everyones wishes just got granted and not corrupted

 

[Vir_Iratus]

(Umm... the game originator asked that nobody else do the lame "Granted, but u just died" so c'mon... be a little more original and find a funny loophole... not just ruin it...)

Granted, but wait... whats this? yours just got corrupted... wouldn't want to be hypocritical now would we? wishes shall continue to be granted/corrupted...

I wish I lived in Hawaii.

 

[fluffy-sama]

you get to live in Hawaii but all of the dormant volcanos suddenly become active and rain fiery death down on the island, then a HUGE tidal wave comes and washes you all off to a faraway place...


I wish my burger were warm. = (

 

[Foxy and her box]

granted but a random hobo comes out of nowhere and eats it

I wish my siblings would stop annoying me

 

[nin10do]

Granted but now your siblings are destroying your game cube and your parents start annoying you.

I wish I died while sleeping.

 

[TheRedneck]

Granted but you sleep nude and were found by your parents.


I wish school would end.

 

[Tipo mastr]

Granted but then your stupid and get nowhere in life.

I wish I could eat more pizza.

 

[falcoX]

granted but it got to hot and burned yur throat real bad.

I wish i had really long hair